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Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Warriors, Warehouse 13, Castle, Legend of Zelda, NCIS: Los Angeles, Once Upon a Time, and Rise of the Guardians. Hi, I'm Insane, Certifiably! I am unsure whether I named myself Insane, Certifiably because I'm insane, or if I'm insane because I named myself Insane, Certifiably. (My friends discuss getting me a straight jacket and a padded room during some of my whackier moments) I am a girl! We rock! *fist pump* I bite, but not through the computer screen, so feel free to shoot me a PM about whatever you feel like. I'm mostly lurking in the OUAT fandom at the moment, so my Zelda stuff has sort of been moved to the back-burner. I will finish a story if I begin it, it might take awhile, but I will eventually finish it, I swear. Notes on reading and writing and shipping: It is okay to ship whatever ship you ship(try saying that five times fast). I can almost guarantee there has been weirder in the history of shipping (I don't think anything could be much weirder than Ganondorfxhis reflection or HookXthe floor). If you can find a way to make it work, well creativity points to you. Do not bash other people or the ships they ship just because you can. It just makes everybody involved ticked and you're not going to convince them to jump ship. Sometimes the funnest ships to sail are the ones that require creativity to figure out how they might work. If a ship has been sunk in canon, it shall hereby be referred to as a submarine, because saying "My favorite ship became a submarine" sounds much more epic and hopeful than saying "my favorite ship sank". (Long live the HuntSwan submarine!) If slash is what floats your boat, that's awesome; if you can't stand it, don't go seeking it out. Slash ships are particularly nimble at dodging canonballs and all you're doing is making them more determined to hang onto life. I am co-heading a project with Dannondorf. We are going to get a group of authors and try and write a one-shot for every Zelda pairing imaginable. We even have a forum. If you're interested in joining, we're at the link below. http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Certifiably_Insane_LoZ_Pairings_Project/90928/ I am a Christian. We asked Jesus, "how much do you love us?" Jesus replied, "this much" and stretched his arms on the cross and died. if you love Jesus, put this on your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile! "And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might." Deuteronomy 6:5 Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. "Am I a God at hand, saith the LORD, and not a God afar off?" Jeremiah 23:23;That they should seek the Lord, if haply they might feel after Him, and find Him, though He be not far from every one of us:..." Acts 17:27 I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with dragons, who can express herself better with written words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. When someone calls me weird, I say, "Thanks! That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day!" "You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants a magical solution to their problems and everyone refuses to believe in magic" Jefferson/Mad Hatter "The whole point of magic is that it is inexplicable." Margot Fonteyn So believe in the little magics of this world, because they are there. You just have to look. | |||||||
1. Keep hold reviewsTwo broken pieces, finding solace in each other. Three times Emma Swan was in Killian Jones' bed. Past, present, and future.Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-7-13 - Emma S. & Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete2. Everything and then Some » reviewsThat beanstalk was the first of their adventures, but by no means the greatest; and somewhere between the worlds and portals and magic, swords and soldiers and thievery, they became partners in every sense of the word. Captain Swan.Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,182 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 4-29-13 - Published: 2-28-13 - Emma S. & Killian Jones/Captain Hook3. Important information reviewsIt was customary in Storybrooke to post in Granny's Diner important information, such as Greg Mendel's release date, that needed to be spread quickly. It was not customary to have entire conversations on said paper, but the town had gotten even stranger since the stranger passed the Welcome sign.Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-23-13 - Emma S. & Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete4. Stillness » reviewsThe little moments, the ones everyone often overlooks, that make a family; even when that family is as impossible as it is possible to be.Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 2-14-13 - Published: 1-21-13 - Jack Frost5. Six Tone Melody » reviewsGuided by a song, the hero must search past and present for a force unseen since the Hero of Time, that can cast down the Evil King once and for all before he rises more powerful than ever before. Post TP quest.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,711 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-25-12 - Published: 4-5-12 - Link & Midna6. Pete and Myka: fifty things » reviewsA collection of fifty prompts starring our favorite pair of Warehouse agents. Pyka.Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 20,730 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 12-20-12 - Published: 8-9-11 - Pete L. & Myka B.7. what Time took » reviewsIn every lifetime, in every quest, no matter who surrounds him, the hero walks alone. A series of goodbyes. Latest chapter: Medli, "by calling"Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,864 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-31-12 - Published: 12-23-11 - Medli & Link - Complete8. Across the Fandom » reviewsAn archive of pieces by different authors attempting to successfully write almost every LoZ pairing. Ranging anywhere from fluff, to angst, to humor, to tragedy. New authors still welcome to joinLegend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,817 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 10-19-12 - Published: 5-17-119. Disenchantment reviewsA swan in a cage will simply wither away and castle walls serve just as well as iron bars.Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-16-12 - Emma S. & Henry Mills - Complete10. Before herThe course of a life, invariably changed. Post TP. LinkXMidna if you squintLegend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Published: 9-23-12 - Link & Midna - Complete11. Five farewell kisses reviewsAll the men in Emma's life said goodbye with a kiss.Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-15-12 - Emma S. - Complete12. Wolves » reviewsA bit of the Twilight realm stuck to Zelda after Midna left, and now she has more in common with the Hero of Twilight than anyone ever counted on. Post TP Zelink.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,960 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 12-23-11 - Published: 1-26-11 - Link & Zelda - Complete13. Just don't give up reviewsEmma needs a friend in the aftermath of everything. One-shot. Tag to 1x07, with hints of Emma/Graham.Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-11-11 - Emma S. & Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete14. gone reviewsEverything was gone, leaving her standing alone among the ashes of what had once been her life, clutching a metronome. Tag to 3.11Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-12-11 - Claudia D. & Steve J. - Complete15. Plotting » reviewsClaudia can do a lot when she puts her mind to it, even matchmake two stubborn agents. Rated T because I'm not sure where exactly this will go.Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,697 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 7-17-11 - Published: 12-13-10 - Pete L. & Myka B. - Complete16. Meshing names reviewsthe first time it happened, it was accidental. From there, it became commonplace to call the partners Keeks or Densi, depending on the circumstances.NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 5-28-11 - Kensi B. & M. Deeks - Complete17. A curse, not a blessing reviewsThe golden power of the goddesses, the Triforce, was the greatest blessing they ever bestowed upon Hyrule and the worst curse that could ever be imagined.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 5-17-11 - Zelda & Link - Complete18. Link's girls » reviewsHow did I get roped into writing ten one-shots for the LoZ girls? Read and find out. Warning: contains rabid fangirls and a catfight. rated k plus 'cause Tetra said one word. Now complete.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,511 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 5-4-11 - Published: 4-24-11 - Link - Complete19. The queen who would have been reviewsGerudo,as a rule, did not marry. There were two exceptions to that rule: Gerudo who ran off with their boyfriends, and the king's bride. NabooruXGanondorf, with bits of ZeLink.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-9-11 - Nabooru - Complete20. Tommorow and seven years ago reviewsBut that was tomorrow and seven years ago, and she knows him no longer.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-31-11 - Link & Zelda - Complete21. The things I do to save you » reviewsRyan and Esposito find out exactly how Castle and Beckett got into the building to rescue them. Tag to 3x13. T 'cause I'm paranoid.Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 1-31-11 - Published: 1-25-11 - Kevin R. & Javier E. - Complete22. Why you shouldn't give the Dark Lord doughnuts reviewsVoldemort gets his hands on the dementors' doughnuts and goes on a sugar rush. Companion piece to my other story, "why you shouldn't give the Dark Lord muffins."Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-26-11 - Bellatrix L. & Voldemort - Complete23. The Annual Ball » reviewsAU story. Fireheart and Cinderpaw go the annual ball. Fireheart has a surprise for Sandstorm. SECOND CHAPTER NOW UP!Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-5-11 - Published: 12-1-10 - Firestar & Sandstorm - Complete24. Why you shouldn't give the Dark Lord muffins reviewsHermione has an idea. Voldemort goes on a sugar rush. Lame summary, I know.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-20-10 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete
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