| Tani Hunter |
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Inuyasha, and Shall we date?: Ninja Love. I don't know what to write, but I think my pofile page has been empty long enough, don't you? Anyway, here are a few fundemental truths about myself:
Home: Stellenbosch, Republic of South Africa Currently living: Orlando, Florida Favourite Anime/Manga: This changes with my moods... Favourite Anime/Manga characters: 1) Naruto, Kakashi, Gaara and Hinata (Naruto Series); 2) Renji, Toshiro, Byakuya, Ukitake and Gin (Bleach); 3) Holland, Talho, Dominic and Renton (Eureka Seven); 4) Luke, Asch, Guy, Anise and Jade (Tales of the Abyss); 5) Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippou, Sesshomaru and (surprisingly) Naraku (Inuyasha) Hobbies:Reading, writing, playing games (board, computer, nintendo etc), hiking, swimming and spending time with my family (not necessarily in that order) Ja, so that's that for now... Updates on my stories: My daddy's your parole officer!- Hi, this story is on a hiatus at the moment, not because I've lost interest in it but because I'm struggling with it a little bit... sorry to those who have been following it, I'll try to get back to it as soon as possible. I will however be focusing mor on my other stories. The past revsited on the future?- What was said for MDYPO!... Sorry guys... The unwanted child-Will keep actively updating, but updates may take a while... Sorry Raising parents- Same as above. The sentences below are some common misconceptions. The ones in bold relate to me. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm SOUTH AFRICAN, so I MUST- live out in the bundus and see wild animals every day - have AIDS - not be familiar with technology - not wear shoes - have a wild animal as a pet - speak 'AFRICAN' N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F Yes, I'm a massive supporter of NEJITENTEN4LYF!! So many people bash Tenten to bits in many fanfictions and AMV's, it hurts me =( We seriously need to change the rules!! Paste this into profile!! If we get to AT LEAST 100 signatures we can show some people that there is fans of NejiXTenten still out there!!Rachie4294 Sign your penname here!!: Rachie4294, Serenity Silence, Namida, xNejitenx, Tani Hunter Some things I have learned from Inuyasha: 1) Do not piss off Kaguya. This is a very important thing. 2) Do not kidnap Rin. Or you will end up a victim of Sesshoumaru's sword. 3) Do not whatsoever take Sango from Miroku. He will most likely either suck you into the Wind Tunnel, use his sutras, or bash your head in. 4) Do not take the Tetsusaiga. Inuyasha will go demon on you and most likely destroy you. 5) If Kagome says don't touch him, do not touch him. She is his, and he is hers. If you touch either, I myself will personally eat you. 6) Must I say it again. Kikyou is already dead. Maybe she can find Naraku in the Netherworld and they can marry. That means she can stop stealing Kagome's soul and Kagome can be with Inuyasha. Which goes back to Rule #5. Do not touch Kagome's man. 7) Do not speak with Sesshoumaru about the Tetsusaiga. You will end up sliced in half. 8) If Inuyasha goes full demon, do not just stand there and go "Oh s*". Turn and run as fast your little legs can carry you. 9) When battling Ryuukotsusei, do not listen to Totosai or Myouga. They tell you to run. Inuyasha proved them wrong when he killed Ryuukotsusei, so follow his lead. 10) Whatever you do, do not. Take. Kagome. Inuyasha will have your head in five seconds flat. 11) Do not mention Tetsusaiga to Sesshoumaru. You will become food for Ah-Uhn. 12) Yes, we know Sesshy's mokomoko is fluffy. I would suggest not to touch it, however, or you will be left in pieces. 13) We all know that Sesshy and Inuyasha are dog demons, or half dog demon in Inu's case. Do not make dog jokes, however, or call them a dog. That may cause them to work together. 14) If Sesshoumaru smiles, someone's dying before sundown. If he laughs, run like hell and hope you make it to the mountains in the next ten seconds. Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist. Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama! Normal people: Don't believe in time travel. Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well. Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword. Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves. Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin) Normal people: Don't care about the moon. Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P ) Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky. Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan! Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon. Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon! Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means. Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombi woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!) Normal people: Say that money is power. Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...) Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick. Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures decendants... (Then hit them anyway) Normal people: Don't think a boomarang could be a weapon. Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the none believers to Sango in a rage. Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly. Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties! Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over. Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru. Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome. Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii. Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!! Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and past this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recomend it to all their friends! We Love it! Anyway, if you would like to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, Kagome39, CityOfFallenAshes, Tani Hunter Ninety-five percent of the kids are concerned with being popular and fitting in. It you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it on your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Sn1ck3erD00dle3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime, sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Cloud Envy, A rose in the sand, Akatsukifan1, Gerbil123, cocobobo10, Tani Hunter Did you know... Wish REALLY hard!! I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this. 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile. If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your on two feet copy and paste this in your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile. (stupid goverment for changing the spelling.) Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune... If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile 92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. XD If you have a profile do the opposite of copying this to your profile, and do the oppesite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not. If you didn't get the thing above copy this to your profile and that too, up there. If you like blue copy this to your profile. 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1. We're not ninjas » reviewsMasashi, Botan and Sayuri Hatake would admit that they've had a fairly weird childhood, moving to a new town every so often, but such is the way of the medicine peddler. However, more often than not, their parents names changed too. It was almost as if they were running from something. But what? Or who? The three of them set out to find out-will they end up way over their heads?Shall we date?: Ninja Love - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,964 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-28-12 - Published: 9-24-12 - Kotaro F.2. The Past revisited on the future? »Watching Naruto interact with his young students in Team 7 reminded Kakashi of his interaction with his own team mate. Will the relationship between the current Hatake and Uchiha in Team 7 mirror theirs? And will the result be the same? Slightly revised. Rated T.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,201 - Updated: 10-31-12 - Published: 6-23-123. My daddy's your parole officer! »How will the town of Konoha respond to a group of parolees who have come to their town. How will these troubled teens adjust to their new surroundings and what will they do when trouble brews? Rated T.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,110 - Updated: 10-25-12 - Published: 3-12-124. The unwanted child »Yukiko Hyuuga knew that she was unwanted, unloved and alone. She knew she was better off dead. What she didn't know was how wrong she was. AU. Rated T for some language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,221 - Updated: 9-20-12 - Published: 6-19-125. Raising parents » reviewsA story where in Inuyasha and the gang deal wth the hair-raising experiences of having children and the said offspring deal with the danges of who their parents are- even if some of them are unaware of the relationship. A new enemy appears, possibly more formidable than any before. Will the young step up to the plate as their parents did before them? T for language and other stuff.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,174 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-21-12 - Published: 6-19-12