Heyyy!

Ummm...About Me?

Name: Jessica

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Favorite Color: Red

I wrote my novel Phoenix Spark for NaNoWriMo last November, I am currently editing that, writing the sequel, Wings of Flame, and writing a separate novel Guardian Angels for my amazing freshman friend ;) He's the reason I still write at all.

I love music-especially pop, and my favorite song...don't ask, I can't pick just one, so I'll go on forever. My favorite singer is Avril Lavigne.

I play flute in band at school and run cross country, I'm also in color guard for marching band.

I love horses and cats, and being outdoors. I'm okay with archery, I just don't get to practice much. Like with riding...

I'm really quiet-like a Ranger. My mom's always threatening to put a bell on me so she can hear me coming! I don't mean to, I swear!

Other than writing, I read a lot, always have music playing, and draw sometimes. I daydream a lot, too, which is how I come up with this stuff.

I'm average height, reddish/blondish/light brown hair, dark brown (mostly, sometimes green-hazel, rarely amber) eyes, slim, long-limbed, easygoing (mostly), loyal, funny, kind, and just a general kind of person.

I'm a junior in high school, so I have a lot of homework and may not update very often. I promise to try to update at least one of my stories once a week.

Another new obsession is the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. I didn't think much of it till we went to see them live-it was amazing! So I went and found some of their music and now I love them.

We are the students of Hogwarts. The ones who haven't received their letters in the mail, but still are supporting our favorite houses. The next best thing to Hogwarts is the internet one. We are loyal, brave, cunning, hardworking, smart, artistic, sneaky, and devious. We are all PROUD of the house the Sorting Hat sorts us in. We strive to beat others in house points through a friendly competition. I am a PROUD member of Hogwarts_Online_II , come and be sorted with the rest of us!

I'm also on Gaia. My username there is still Phoenixica24, so please say hi! I'm not around too much there or here anymore. :/

I also have my own forum-Ranger's Apprentice Online. I need topics, posts, and mods, so please help me!

Challenge Time:

Okay, while I was under the hot water of a nice shower I came up with an idea: Writing a series of drabbles from alphabetical prompts for each series I like. So...I need prompts for:

Pirates of the Caribbean: D,F,H,I,K,L,N,O,Q,X,Y,Z

Alice in Wonderland (Tim Burton movie): A-Z

Harry Potter-have all prompts! Thanks Maria Mississippi and I Dance Alone!

Ranger's Apprentice: A-Z

and Sorcerer's Apprentice!: A-Z

Please PM me if you have any prompts! I'll mention the giver of the prompt in each chapter! Thanks!

I am a proud crewmember on The Black Pearl forum-plenty of fun and rum to go around!

I am a proud MOD on What's On Your Mind? forum-we're tons of HP-related fun!

I am a proud member of Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges forum-plenty of ideas and games centered around the world of Hogwarts!

I am a proud member of Hogwarts International forum-where dreams come true for wishful witches and wizards around the globe!

I am a proud member of The DHr-The Dramione Forum-looking for supporters of your favorite pairing? Come here!

And I am the proud owner of the Rangers Apprentice Online forum-please come check us out! We're tons of fun and we don't bite!

Okay, so I hope if you're reading this you liked some of my writing. So maybe you knew some of this, but...

I'm a major Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Alice in Wonderland 2010, Ranger's Apprentice, Naruto, Tokyo Mew Mew, Shugo Chara, Vampire Knight, Lord of the Rings, Code:Breaker, Magi: Labyrinth of Magic, Inuyasha, and Warriors fan.

My favorite Pirates character is Captain Jack Sparrow

My favorite Harry Potter character is Severus Snape

My favorite Alice in Wonderland character is the Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp rox!)

My favorite Ranger's Apprentice character is Halt, but all the quizzes I've taken seem to think I'm mostly Will, with some Evanlyn/Cassandra and a little Alyss.

My favorite Sorcerer's Apprentice character is Balthazar Blake-no I don't even like Nicolas Cage much, just in that movie!

My favorite Naruto character(s) are 1) Hatake Kakashi, and 2) Orochimaru.

My favorite Tokyo Mew Mew character is Kisshu

My favorite Shugo Chara character is Tsukiyomi Ikuto

My favorite Vampire Knight character is probably...Kuran Kaname.

My favorite Lord of the Rings character is Legolas!!

My favorite Code:Breaker character(s) are: tied 1) Tenpouin Yuuki

My favorite Magi character(s) are 1)Judar

My favorite Inuyasha character is Sesshomaru

Balthazar: No one knows how much time they have to be with the people that are the most important. Enjoy it.

My favorite Naruto character(s) are Kakashi and Orochimaru-I know, weird, but read my stories and maybe it'll make more sense. 'A Goddess's Visit' and the sequel 'Learning to Shine'!

My favorite Tokyo Mew Mew character is Kisshu-call him girly I'll kill you. Done.

My favorite Shugo Chara character is Ikuto-mmmm...

My favorite Vampire Knight character-can't decide! AAAHH! -hands over head rocking back and forth like a nutcase-

My favorite Lord of the Rings character is Legolas-just...just...-faints- so out of my league but soooo irresistible!

My favorite Inuyasha character is Inuyasha...he's sooooo CUUUUTE! -drools with big adoring puppy eyes-

Noticing a pattern here? :P

To all you Ranger's Apprentice fans out there-the Ranger methods of remaining unseen WORK! I tried them out with my little brother! THEY WORK! LOL I'm excited now...*grins evilly, plotting ahead. Cackles evilly (I wish I really could do that, but my vocal cords refuse)*

I love reviews-I've been writing a lot before now, but I never had the encouragement or inspiration to finish anything, and I'm hoping to get that here. I write for personal enjoyment, mostly, but I liked reading other people's fanfics and thought, hey, why not?

So please, please, please always review, and I'll love you forever!

If anyone wishes to talk, I'm always on my email unless I'm not home. I love talking to my friends! They're amazingly crazy and tons of fun!

For my Beta profile-I'm leaving on Friday for vacation for two weeks, so...yeah.

LIST AND QUESTIONS:

Harry Potter:

1. Severus Snape

2. Hermione Granger

3. Ron Weasley

4. Harry Potter

5. Lily Evans

6. Remus Lupin

7. Sirius Black

8. Ginny Weasley

9. Tonks

10. Fred Weasley

11. George Weasley

12. Albus Dumbledore

1. Have you read a 6/11 fic? Remus/George? Never! Not that I would want to anyway...EEEW much?!

2. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? Let me get this straight-Albus knocked Ginny up? That's a first! Also...That's sick!

3. Can you read fics about 9/3? Probably can somewhere, I never have. (Tonks/Ron)

4. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? I doubt it, but I read a fanfic that was Hermione/Remus before, and it wasn't too bad.

5. 5/9 or 5/10? Lily/Tonks-EEEW NO!!!, or Lily/Fred? Lily/Fred would be funny! lol.

6. What would happen if 7 walked in on 1 and 12 making out? Sirius walking in on Snape and Dumbledore making out? Ummm...something to do with Snivellus? Possibly speechless? What's this I hear about Dumbledore being gay? Snape is SO NOT!...rape?

7. Make a summary for a 3/10 fic. Ron/Fred? INCEST IS A NO-NO!!! EEEWW!!

8. Is there anything as 1/8 fluff? Snape/Ginny...not impossible, but highly improbable.

9. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. Ummm...Sirius/Albus? How about..."Wit and Wisdom"?

10. What might 10 scream out in a moment of passion. Who knows what goes through a Weasley twin's mind at any given moment? lol. Umm..."LIONES!" I have no idea, honestly, at least I tried!

11. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? WARNING: Severus/Remus/Dumbledore. Don't like, don't read. (I don't know how this happened!)

12. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? Yesterday? Today? I have no idea...

13. 1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3. Snape and Tonks, then Tonks goes off with Harry?! Severus has a stand with George, then has some angst with Dumbledore before listening to Lily and falling in love with Ron?!! No comment.

14. How would you feel if 7/8 were canon? Sirius/Ginny? Look out! Heads up, people, someone's about to die! (Mrs. Weasley after Sirius)

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night

Say: "Ummm...Hi? What are you doing here now?" (If I don't like his answer: "Get the F out of here before my dad gets here!" If I do...that's private. ;))

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering

Scream "GET. OUT. NOW! I don't give a F what you're doing GET OUT NOW!"

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow

Warn them: "You better pray there's a cure for werewolf bites before the wedding."

Number 5 cooked you dinner

I would eat it and hopefully have a new friend!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping

I would run into the ocean and have fun till he woke up and invite him to hang out with me and the inevitable new friends! So long as it wasn't the full moon...Then I would sneak away quietly.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family

Shrug and say: "So long as the rest of your family is left out-let's go find a party!"

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow

Ask dangerously: "Who am I murdering viciously, amiga?"

Number 9 made fun of your friends

ASk bemusedly: "Who are you and what have you done with Tonks?" Then threatenenly: " I'll get Remus!"

Number 10 ignored you all the time

Ask him what I did and apologize profusely before coming up with some insanely hilarious comment and looking at him with adoring puppy dog eyes while he's laughing. Repeat until he forgives me. Groveling/worshipping/begging/pleading as necessary.

If you live in an imaginary world where Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Sirius Black, Fred Weasley, Hedwig, Albus Dumbledore, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Colin Creevey and Dobby, did NOT die and they lived forever and ever and ever and were always happy and were finished with anguish, turmoil and agony, then copy and paste this into your profile!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

This is one of the saddest things ever! If you care, put this in your profile.

this poem is sad it is about child abuse is a bad this that a lot of children in the world have to deal with put this on your profile help make a difference to help the children that have to deal with being abused.

girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you toflamin. guitarist & Mrs.Edward Cullen081896 for posting this in your profiles and for letting others read it

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in
God..

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

BEST FRIENDS 'N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected

BEST FRIENDS: go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all is forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (ask MangoTango450 if you want to know)

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: At your funeral would be crying

BEST FRIENDS: Sorry I'll be in jail for killing the jerk who murdered you!

Okay now this really scared me>

there were 3 girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die

A True Boyfriend:When she walks away from you mad
Follow her When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you
Give her your attention When she pulls away
Pull her back When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared
Protect her When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does When she misses you
she's hurting inside When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's okay, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Don't ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means

You know you live in 2008- (2010) when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever burst into song for no reason copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy/paste this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy/paste this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy/paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy/paste this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy/paste this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy/paste this to your profile.

If you like Subway, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy/paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy/paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy/paste this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile.

If you know the difference between "its" and "it's", copy and paste this into your profile.

LOL If u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so bored you just sat in the computer chair staring at your computer copy this into your profile.

If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles then copy and paste this on your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like stuff that you are too young for AND stuff you are too old for, copy this to your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet
this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Hmmm...Prisoner of Azkaban

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Goblet of Fire

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Severus Snape!

What house do you prefer to be in? Gryffindor or Slytherin

But what house would you think you'll be in? Gryffindor, maybe Slytherin

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Nick

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Potions :)

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Professor Snape

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Seeker

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Seeker or Chaser. Possibly Keeper.

Who do you want to make friends with? Hmm...Fred, George, Ginny, maybe Hermione, Harry would be a loyal friend, Ron would simply be fun to laugh at...yeah :)

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Maybe Ginny.

Why would he/she be your best buddy? She reminds me of my RL best friend.

Which character in the book can you relate to? …...Guessing here: Snape? Not in a bad way, just being rejected-except in my case it's over and over cause I'm never good enough for them. :(

What pet would you get? An owl or a cat. Name would depend on animal.

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? My mom.

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Depends on the friend.

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? What's the prank?

What would be his reaction to your reaction? Maybe laugh...idk.

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Harry, Hermione, do teachers count? Snape.

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Specific predetermined people, yes. Random, no.

Favourite canon pairing? Sev/Lily (It almost happened!)

Favourite fanon pairing? Maybe Sev/Hermione, Sev/Harry. Depends on how well written it is.

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Snape.

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do? Ginny?

Post a character that has the same eye color as you? Umm...I'll have to look, but maybe Ginny?

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Maroon.

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Orange.

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown.

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Black.

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Silver.

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? No...it's interesting.

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) So I could meet my lifelong friends/boyfriend and figure out who I am and want to be.

Do you like the books more or the movies? Books. The movies aren't all that detailed.

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Sirius or Remus.

What would your Patronus take shape in? I've gotten dolphin and wolf on online quizzes.

What would be your Animagus form? An eagle,lion, or wolf.

What subject do you want to be the best in? Potions.

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Remus Lupin.

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Severus Snape.

Hermione or Cho? Hermione

James Potter or Snape? Snape.

Hagrid or Snape? We all know my answer to this one by now...Snape!

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Marauders-they're funny!

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus-animals are cool!

Harry or Ron? Harry.

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks.

Hermione or Ginny? Ginny.

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Krum.

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna.

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp seems friendlier-he's just lonely!

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Sorry, but a girl's gotta have chocolate! Honeydukes!

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs.

Death Eaters or Aurors?Aurors some are cool...then again, so is a certain Death Eater...

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore.

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa at least has a family that she cares for!

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? Third, I'm okay at mazes-get in and get out!

Is this survey fun or boring? Fun.

Your FanFiction preferences:

Favourite femslash/het/slash pairings? Snape/Harry, Snape/Lupin

Least favourite femslash/het/slash pairing? I don't like Harry/Ron much.

Favourite kind of FF? Romance/Angst/Humor-weird, I know.

Least favourite kind of FF? …...Can I like all of them?

Things you hate seeing in a FF? Cliques.

A Sad Poem:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost if you think homophobia is wrong!

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you noticed that it was a miracle that someone didn't come and attack Will and Elizabeth whilst they were kissing during the battle in the third movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean-- are made for each other and that Will Turner should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you support Sparrabeth because Will is a silly pansy, copy this into your profile.

If you support Sparrabeth because forbidden love is always the best kind, copy this into your profile.

If you support Sparrabeth because it is one of the few romances out there that is truly tragic, copy this into your profile.

If you support Sparrabeth because of the looks (filled with love) that Jack gives Elizabeth nearly ALL THE GODDAMN TIME, copy this into your profile.

If you support Sparrabeth because...you support Sparrabeth, copy this into your profile.

If you support Sparrabeth because you have watched DMC with audio commentary, stating CLEARLY that Jack is vexed, AND mentioned Elizabeth in the same sentence(!!), copy this into your profile.

If you think that Will is a whelp and everything but Jack and Elizabeth belong together and that there's so much tension and chemistry between them that they can out run any ship in the Caribbean than copy and paste this in your profile. Because Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its a hell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.)

Child abuse is very, very real. If you are 100 percent against child abuse and want to help stop it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

If you believe that the curse of the Flying Dutchman is not broken and Will and Elizabeth will never be together, and if you believe that the son of Elizabeth is Jack's son, copy and paste this into your profile!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and say “Storms suck!”

The newscaster is the person that says "Good Evening", then tells you why it's not.

The trouble with life is that there's no background music.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means fear of long words.

If you think that Jack Sparrow is the BEST pirate out there, copy this.

"Tweedledee: Contrariwise. If it is so, it may be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."
Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass

"There comes a time in every person's life where they want to do nothing more than to throw their hands up in the air, screw honesty, and yell, 'Pirate!'"

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jesizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Red Phoenix

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, and current street name): Ann (street name? Do I just make one up?) Cloud?

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Smijeder(weird much?)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Red Fanta (Superhero? Yeah, right!)

6. YOUR ARAB NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Eiawotn (someone tell me how to pronounce this-and I'm going to be a linguist?!)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann (FINALLY! NORMAL!)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sierra (my dog is yellow, not black. My cat Allie is gray and white!)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:(fruit, and something that can go wrong): Strawberry Hurricane (I wish-then there would be more strawberries!:)

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME:(color, pirate accessory): Red Bandana (Ummm.. too much Jack Sparrow?)

Reasons Why Jack and Lizzy Should End Up Together

1. Because he dove into the water to save her.
2. Because she called him her "rescuer."
3. Because the way he had her putting his belongings back on him was enough to make you blush.
4. Because they were stranded on an island together.
5. Because when they got drunk, they were hilarious.
6. Because they'll be no living with her after that.
7. Because she got rid of all his rum, and he wanted to know why.
8. Because they are the "Rum Runners."
9. Because they love singing the pirate's song together.
10. Because she stood between him and the army ready to take him away.
11. Because both their last names are types of birds...gotta mean something, right?
12. Because of the look he gave when he heard she'd be imprisoned.
13. Because when he saw her again, he had his men hide all the rum.
14. Because he didn't think those clothes suited her, and had "no" dress for her.
15. Because she trusted him.
16. Because of the smile on her face when she was thinking of him.
17. Because he asked her to persuade him...and then he asked her to again.
18. Because she can hold her own against him.
19. Because they can talk about freedom, which is exactly what they find in each other.
20. Because she ended up doing exactly what he told her she would.
21. Because he ended up doing exactly what she told him he would.
22. Because they're very similar.
23. Because what they shared was far more than mere curiosity.
24. Because their chemistry is friggin' undeniable, savvy?
25. Because he let her know his compass did work.
26. Because whenever she held his compass (which showed you what you wanted most in the world), it would always point to him.
27. Because they both wanted a taste...of each other.
28. Because they flirt.
29. Because she knew he was a good man.
30. Because she didn't hesitate to mention he was Captain Jack Sparrow.
31. Because pour yourself a cup of Rum (their official drink), and grab a bag of Sweetarts (their official candy), and watch the magic happen.
32. Because they shared the hottest kiss ever!
33. Because she's his "pirate".
34. Because of the way she said, “Oh, Jack” at Tortuga
35. Because Norrington said himself that there was a time when he would give anything to have her look at him like that
36. Because she tells her father that Jack’s “more of a man than you give him credit for”
37. Because she makes sure that Beckett calls him “CAPTAIN” Jack Sparrow
38. Because he has an intuitive sense of the female (one of my favorites!)
39. Because he’s Captain of a ship, and he can form a mar-i-age on his ship; on that deck, right now.
40. Because she has faith in him.
41. Because she’s proud of him.
42. Because she's ALWAYS known that he’s a good man.
43. Because he came back to her.
44. Because she clung to his leg for life.
45. Because their kiss was "a kiss for the ages".
46. Because she went back for another kiss.
47. Because she's his doom and salvation wrapped into one.
48. Because Jack knows their hearts are the same.
49. Because in killing him, she destroyed herself.
50. Because she would do anything to bring Jack back.
51. Because they're peas in a pod.
52. Because she risked her life at world's end to rescue Jack.
53. Because he would have given his soul for a kiss.
54. Because the look on her face when they found Jack was pure joy.
55. Because it was hearing her voice that brought him out of his madness.
56. Because it was Jack who was there when her father died.
57. Because he wouldn't let Beckett take her.
58. Because he made her the Pirate King.
59. Because they fought Davy Jones and the EITC side by side.
60. Because he gave up his immortality for her.
61. Because in the end, it was once again Jack who saved her life.
62. Because they finally flew - together.
63. Because he knew it would have worked between them ... and so did she.
64. Because every King needs a Queen.
65. Because he loved her enough to let her go.
66. Because they will find their way back to each other.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED/TAKEN MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m a WOMAN WITH A MOUTH THAT COULD MAKE A SAILOR BLUSH, so I MUST be trash.
I’m a GIRL WHO LIKES CARS, so I MUST be a redneck.

Things that, if a guy did, he would be perfect...

1) Throw pebbles at her window at night

2)Let her fall asleep in your arms

3) Sing to her, no matter how awful it sounds

4)Get her mad at you, then kiss her

5)Give her piggy back rides

6)Push her on the swings

7) Tell her she looks beautiful

8)When she's sad, stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything

9)Look into her eyes and smile

10)Kiss her on the forehead

11) Slow dance with her even when there's no music

12)Kiss her in the rain

13)And, finally, when you fall in love with her, tell her...

A girl asked a boy if she was pretty.
He said NO.
She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever.
He said NO.
She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away.
He again said NO.
She had heard too much.
She needed to leave.

As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay, he said,
"You're not PRETTY, you're BEAUTIFUL. I don't WANT to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. I wouldn't CRY if you walked away, I would DIE."

Try Not To Cry

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

Yes, I did what it said. It can't hurt, can it?

Bye!