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1. Long Time Coming » reviews

Get John and Sherlock engaged they said. It'll be fun they said... Yes, well the first 'incident' occurred six days, eleven hours, and forty-two minutes before they got married; the last about twenty seconds before they walked down the aisle. What happened in between even I don't quite believe. I'm Aurora Aurelia Abbington, the skull on the mantle, and I have another story to tell.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,322 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 5-20-13 - Published: 8-27-12 - John W. & Sherlock H.

2. Wee Tumblr Fics » reviews

Tiny 300-400 words stories about John and Sherlock that I publish each week on Tumblr. (All ratings)

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 17,146 - Reviews: 376 - Updated: 5-13-13 - Published: 10-4-12 - John W. & Sherlock H.

3. Bits and Pieces and Drabbles » reviews

Sherlock and John in wee little dribs and drabs. Short bits of fiction, prompt fills for friends, or just little stories that don't want to grow up to be big stories.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 24,382 - Reviews: 428 - Updated: 5-9-13 - Published: 2-25-11 - Sherlock H. & John W.

4. Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You » reviews

Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash

Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 60,411 - Reviews: 600 - Updated: 4-25-13 - Published: 1-21-11 - John W. & Sherlock H.

5. A Little Birdie Told Me » reviews

A series of silly stories and serious inspired by really marvelous tweets by the Sherlock writers, directors, actors, and producers. Most will be slashy John and Sherlock, but who knows who else and what else...only Twitter knows for sure.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 3-21-13 - Published: 11-2-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

6. A Fit of Pique: Vexation, Umbrage, and Discontent » reviews

They are little girls, all three. They started as a joke between John and Sherlock, a tease, a taunt, a fit of pique while they argued about empathy and erections. But over the years Vexation, Umbrage, and Discontent grew, like children always do...

Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 2-28-13 - Published: 10-31-11 - John W. & Sherlock H.

7. Voice Over » reviews

Sherlock is maaaad at John. So mad he's not speaking to him. As in not speaking. Did you hear that part? About Sherlock? Being silent? Do you know how hard that is for him? But it's fine. It's all fine. Because John's going to talk for both of them. He's going to relate. Discuss. Describe. John's going to narrate *everything.*

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-23-13 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

8. Feeding Sherlock » reviews

Sherlock habitually starved himself of everything: Food, sleep, sex. Fortunately John finally figured out how to get Sherlock to eat. To want to eat. To absolutely love it.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 310 - Updated: 2-6-13 - Published: 12-21-10 - John W. & Sherlock H.

9. The First Time » reviews

There's a first time for every thing, for every little thing. Here are short tales about the first time Sherlock and John had sex in public; the first time Mycroft kissed Greg; the first time the boys shopped for patent-black stilettos...and so much more.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,488 - Reviews: 269 - Updated: 1-31-13 - Published: 10-6-11 - John W. & Sherlock H.

10. This Time No—Forgiveness » reviews

It was Sherlock's fault. It usually is. And though he'll ask forgiveness for what he's done, for the very first time John will say, 'This time no, Sherlock. This time, never.' And maybe, just maybe, John Watson is going to mean it.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,973 - Reviews: 170 - Updated: 1-24-13 - Published: 8-13-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

11. Sherlock Advent Calendar 2012 » reviews

When the boys of 221B are naughty, it's always nice...

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 1-7-13 - Published: 12-11-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

12. Sherlock Advent Calendar 2011 reviews

What sort of sexy shenanigans and tender tomfoolery did John and Sherlock get up to in 2011?

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-3-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

13. The Heat of Healing reviews

Fibrin. Collagen. Plasma. Blood. Crutches. Canes. Plasters. Slings. For a little while this might have been the tone poem for 221B. There was a brief, strange period early in their first year when one man, the other, or both were hurt, half-healed, or tending the other's wounds. And it was *wonderful.*

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-18-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

14. Mehndi » reviews

Mine. Yours. Boy Toy: Bracelets on one detective-y wrist. Hot Stuff. Kiss Me. Bite Me: Bracelets on the other. But it was the mehndi swirled all over Sherlock's body that gave John pause. Lots of dry-mouthed pause. And a desire to take the case. *Now.*

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,390 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 5-14-12 - Published: 3-26-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

15. How to Kill John Watson, Easy Peasy » reviews

You don't need a McMillan Tac-50 with telescopic sight to take John Watson out. All you'll require to dispatch Dr. Watson quickly, cleanly and easy peasy is this: One riding crop plus patent-black stilettos plus a lisp and Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,344 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 2-16-12 - Published: 1-10-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete

16. Jerk reviews

Sherlock is drunk. John is not. Regent's Park is empty. And it's a Tuesday. "So are you going to wank for me John Hamish Watson-Holmes?" The man so named thought about the answer briefly, then replied. "Yes, my espoused, I do believe I am."

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-26-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

17. Shhhhhh! reviews

Their trousers were at their ankles, the library was quiet, and John's motivation was clear: For every multi-syllable word he used correctly, Sherlock would reward him with one balls-deep thrust. Quick…what's a six syllable word for oh-dear-god-yes?

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 1-5-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

18. Narcissus » reviews

Sherlock's got laryngitis. John decides to soothe his poor wheezy sweetie. Of course he does. It's entirely natural for him to do so with a little sexing. Of course it is. Making love to his lover whispering sweet, sweet nothings to him…in his own voice.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,622 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 12-1-11 - Published: 11-17-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

19. Tooth & Nail reviews

John Watson, doctor, soldier, dental phobe, is stoned. Rat-arsed. High as a horny kite. And if he doesn't stop dancing on the coffee table he's going to do himself a mischief. Yet it seems the only way to get John off that table is to, um, get John off.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-14-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

20. The Blown Fuse reviews

The entire idea of Sherlock is noise. He's six feet of sassy retort, seventy-two and one half inches of verbal brimstone. In short, the man is mostly mouth. So why, why, why was his silence now filling the cold room with heat? Slash/Humor.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 10-28-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

21. Empathy reviews

John would like Sherlock to take an empathy test. Sherlock does not want to take and empathy test. John...does things. Sherlock relents. The results surprise...some. Super amazing bonus: The names of their non-existent children revealed!

Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-17-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

22. Whipping Boy » reviews

After John hit him, Sherlock got hard. What a surprise. Of course it'd been an accident, of course John had apologized profusely, and of course that had been the end of that. Except it hadn't, god no. Consensual riding crop violence.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 9-19-11 - Published: 8-16-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

23. Suck reviews

It was unquestionably the most pornographic thing John had ever done, and yet it was as quiet and gentle as god damn kittens. Something happens during John and Sherlock's unexpected vacation. Other than food poisoning. And a possible aneurysm.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 8-29-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

24. Look at What the Met Dragged In reviews

"No offense Sherlock, but John and I are a lot more rough round the edges than you are. You'd have made a much prettier girl." Sherlock's long, painted fingers ran slowly up one long leg, tugging the wrinkles from his black hose. "True…"

Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 8-3-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

25. Shave and a Haircut » reviews

John didn't know Sherlock could even grow a beard. And it's ginger? That was a surprise. So was John's request. "Sherlock, let me shave you." What happens next involves a straight razor, 20 questions, and some very creative foreplay.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,873 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 7-26-11 - Published: 6-5-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

26. Sacrilege reviews

"Face the other side of the confessional brother John." Dear god John's dreams never go the way they're supposed to. And this one? This one is sending him straight to hell. Warning: Religion treated lightly and very sexually.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 7-18-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

27. Four Shame, Sherlock » reviews

It's possible Sherlock may feel no shame. At all. Ever. John's still not absolutely sure about this, which is why the good doctor enjoys testing his lover's limits, seeing exactly how far he's willing to go.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,677 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 6-2-11 - Published: 4-20-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

28. Skullduggery » reviews

The skull speaks. "It all started after I died. Life was good; it was me and Sherlock, Sherlock and me. For eight years we had a great thing going, we understood each other, we were simpatico. And then he showed up." Slash, Sherlock & John Also available in Danish! See my profile for the link please.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 229 - Updated: 5-15-11 - Published: 2-1-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

29. Wet Dream reviews

John Watson also performs experiments. Of course he does. Mostly, John experiments on Sherlock. Actually the only experiments John does are on Sherlock. While Sherlock's sleeping. Only while Sherlock's sleeping. The results can be...wet. And spectacular.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-6-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

30. All That Glitters » reviews

So. John and Sherlock. Sherlock and John. Getting together. Romantically. How'd it all start, anyway? Well, essentially it was Gary Glitter's fault, and you can take that to the bank.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,326 - Reviews: 256 - Updated: 2-14-11 - Published: 1-5-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

31. Nail Me » reviews

A story wherein we borrow one infinitely charming characteristic of Benedict Cumberbatch, and give it to Sherlock, while at the same time eventually finding a reason to get on with some sexing by way of two manicures and maybe a pedicure. Total fluff.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 12-19-10 - Published: 12-14-10 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

32. The Catalyst » reviews

What turns a great man into a good one? A catalyst. Everyone thinks John Watson will be the making of Sherlock Holmes. They're right. That doesn't mean there isn't going to be pain along the way. And, fortunately, humor too.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 12-13-10 - Published: 12-8-10 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete

33. Black and Blue » reviews

Why do so many of us love hurting our lovely Sherlock? Whether that thought intrigues you, it's certainly on the mind of John Watson. A doctor who has started to do things to his lover he never, ever thought he'd do.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,578 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 12-7-10 - Published: 11-25-10 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete