"Imperfection is Underrated" Helena Bonham Carter

You can call me Izzy. I'm an overly emotional seventeen year old female who's proud to be a geek. Ravenclaw with a hint of Slytherin. I am a book nerd (especially humor, sci fi, mystery and fantasy), and I hope to be a writer someday. I am a pretty optimistic person most of the time, but I can be nerdy if I want to be. I don't want to bore you with too much info about me but here's some stuff as an insight to what makes me tick and my main muses for writing:

Top Favorite Movies: Young Frankenstein, Clue, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shock Treatment, Chicago, Sweeney Todd, The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes's Smarter Brother, Merlin, Dances with Wolves, Dark Shadows, Juno, Donnie Darko, Paper Moon

Top Favorite TV Shows: The Closer (and I count Major Crimes here too), Parks and Recreation, Sanctuary, Breaking In, 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, SNL, The Office

Top Favorite Books: Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling (fourth and seventh books in particular), Hunger Games series by Suzanne Collins (first book is by far the best), Spellman Files series by Lisa Lutz, Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee, The Outsiders by SE Hinton, Golden Compass by Phillip Pullman, The Hobbit by JRR Tolkein, The Help by Kathryn Stockett

Top Favorite Actors/Actresses: Megan Mullally, Madeline Kahn, Catherine Tate, Alex Kingston, Lucy Lawless, Mary McDonnell, Helena Bonham Carter, Miranda Richardson, Billie Piper, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Christopher Eccleson, Arthur Darvill, Adam Scott

Top Bands: Evanescence, Nightwish, Paramore, Linkin Park, AC/DC, The Beatles, OneRepublic, Florence the Machine, Nirvana

Top Musicals:Rocky Horror, Chicago, Wicked, Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Young Frankenstein, Sweeney Todd

My interests and inspirations often come and go without warning, plus I have a bit going on in my life so I write very sporadically and my updates are very inconsistent. Try and bear with me and my easily distracted nature. I haven't given up on my stuff.

I am a person who has a lot of ideas and I often can't write without them. So if you have like any suggestions for new stories or existing stories, don't be afraid to send me a PM and let me know! :)

Some Quotes:

"I'm Depressed. I need a cookie"
-Sophia, The Golden Girls

"Now remember, if I begin to get harsh with you . . . it means you're doing it wrong."
- Monica, Friends

Mab: You dare defy me?
Ambrosia: Of course I defy you, I've always defied you!
Mab: Why?
Ambrosia: Because, it's my nature.
-Conversation in Merlin

"I will destroy your happiness. If it is the last thing I do"
-Evil Queen, Once Upon a Time

You're just in time to have your head cut off!"
-Lady Van Tassel, Sleepy Hollow

Yes, do run. And Jump. AND SKIP!
-Lady Van Tassel, Sleepy Hollow

"Smelly cat . . . Smelly cat . . . What are they feeding you? Smelly cat . . . Smelly cat . . . It's not your fault"
-Phoebe, Friends

You're lucky. He's lucky. I'm lucky. WE'RE ALL LUCKY!"
-Magenta, Rocky Horror

You've gotta be original, because if you're just like everyone else, what do they need you for?
-Bernadette Peters

I was just trying to be a good mother!
-The Witch, Into the Woods

Why is everyone suddenly against me?
- Mab, Merlin

I love it it's WEIRD!
Bernadette Peters in an episode of Ugly Betty

A baby will dramastically change your life!
- Virginia, Raising Hope

Get in there and stop procrasterbating.
-Virginia, Raising Hope

I wonder what would happen if I just... broke your fingers. Because then you wouldn't be able to play the guitar and all of your friends will just leave you alone and you'll be just like Umbridge (*whispers*) 'cept Umbridge can kick yo' ass.
- Umbridge, A Very Potter Sequel

Yes, yes I know. He marries Ginny, they live happily ever after, there is literally no way to move forward from this point.
-Lucius Malfoy, A Very Potter Sequel

Umbridge: Did you get my text?
Dumbledore: Yes I got your text, I got all 900 of your texts! You've been clogging my inbox LONG ENOUGH!
Umbridge: Well you didn't text me ba-ack!
-Conversation between Umbridge and Dumbledore, A Very Potter Sequal

SIRIUS BLACK!!! SIRIUS BLACK oh Checkmate! SIRIUS BLACK!!!!
-Snape, A Very Potter Sequel

Red Vines... what the hell can't they do?
-Ron, A Very Potter Sequel

That . . . little SLUT! DAMN YOU! BITCH . . . SECRETARY!
- Katharine Parker, Working Girl

Thank you. Thank you SO much.
-Brenda Leigh Johnson, The Closer

Unbelivable. They're pissing on us without the curtesy of calling it rain.
-Grace Augustine, Avatar

Yes, yes I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her SO much . . . the flames, flames, FLAMES . . . on the side of my face . .
-Mrs. White, Clue

Don't torture yourself Gomez. That's my job.
-Morticia Addams, The Addams Family

What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?
-Dumbledore, A Very Potter Musical

OH SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOU!!!!
- Elizabeth, Young Frankenstein

Igor: It belonged to an . . . Abby someone.
Frederick: Abby someone . . . Abby who?
Igor: Abby . . . . Normal.
- Conversation in Young Frankenstein

Oh, it's twue! It's twue! It's Twue! It's twue!
- Lili, Blazing Saddles

What did you do??? WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!?!
Pauline, Cosby

See? I'm smiling even though you're aggravating me.
- Effie Trinket, Hunger Games

Happy Hunger Games! May the odds be ever in your favor!
-Effie Trinket, The Hunger Games

Listen, I don't know how they do things in Costa Guata Mexi Rico . . .
-Karen Walker, Will and Grace

This says COOK?
- Jack McFarland, Will and Grace

Karen: Listen monkey, you'll be my monkey til I tell you you're not my monkey anymore! So grab your banana peel and throw it on the floor!
Jack: NO!
-Conversation in Will and Grace

Catch a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.
- Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation

Renee thinks you're a douche.
-Veronica Mann, Breaking In

The talking cookies they're BAAACCK!!!
-Karen Walker, Will and Grace

You know that's a possum, right? I can tell because this is a possum.
-Veronica Mann, Breaking In

You know you can't tell because I'm in my chi place. . . but I'm actually uber pissed off.
Veronica Mann, Breaking In

My mom's Puerto Rican. That's why I'm so lively and colorful.
-April Ludgate, Parks and Recreation

Leslie: I am so sick of this Lindsey-
Tom: Leslie, I've got this. You listen to me Lindsey Carlisle-Shea! Why don't you take your fancy dog, get in your Escalade, and if you've got any job openings maybe you should let me know about them.
Ben: C'mon, man-
Tom: No! I'm sick of being treated like I'm not willing to relocate to Eagleton. Because I am! So, here's what you can do, lady. Take this resume, and shove it in your human resources box.
-Conversation in Parks and Recreation

Look I've been pretty civil up until now, but I will waterboard you!
-Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation

Leslie: Now I'm going to drink eight glasses of milk in two minutes!
Ann: Uh, no no no you're not 'cause you'll die
- Conversation, Parks and Recreation

Language was only invented when unattractive people were born and needed to be commented on.
Jack McFarland, Will and Grace

Rosario, you're not just my maid, you're my friend. Grace, you're not just my friend, you're my maid.
-Karen Walker, Will and Grace

Tammy: It's really good to see you, Ron.
Ron: You've aged horribly.
-Conversation in Parks and Recreation

No Orin I don't know how I'm going to die. Wait, are you asking me or telling me?
-Ben Wyatt, Parks and Recreation

Leslie: No, it's not cool, it's trespassing and that's breaking the rules. Cool people make the rules, they don't break the rules. And if those kids want you break the rules then they're not really your friends!
April: Woah, who're you even talking about?
Leslie: What? No one, I'm just frustrated. But while we're on the subject, your friend Orin, with the long dark nails and the cloak, he concerns me.
April: He's a genius.
-Conversation, Parks and Recreation

Ben: Hey can we reschedule the meeting for-what's going on?
Leslie: Some guy handcuffed himself to a pipe in my office because we wouldn't put Twilight in the Time Capsule.
Ben: . . . dammit, again?
-Conversion, Parks and Recreation

Rosario: Lady, in my country I was a teacher!!
Karen: Yeah? Well in MY country you wash my bras!
-Conversation, Will and Grace

Wait, I'm not a lesbian! I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian!
Elaine, Seinfeld

I must go first! My investigation must go first!
Sharon Raydor, The Closer

Edina: Inside of me, somewhere inside of me, darling, there's a thin person wanting to come out.
Edina's mother: Just the one, dear?
-Absolutely Fabulous