|
| nomadic725 |
Author has written 11 stories for Janet Evanovich, Supernatural, True Grit, 2010, Eragon, and Glee. "Turn your head to the sun; the shadows will fall behind you." Q: How do you get two flute players to play in unison? A: Shoot one. Q:What is the range of a flute? A: Oh, about twenty yards on a good day. Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To get away from the flute recital. Q - What's the difference between an flute and a chainsaw? A - You can tune the chain saw. Q: How many flutists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Five. One to change it and four to contemplate how Ian Anderson would have done it. Q: What's the difference between flute players and government bonds? A:Government bonds eventually mature and earn money. Q: What is the diffference between a dead flute player lying in the road, and a dead squirrel lying in the road? A: The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig. Q: Why were flutes invented? A: To hit the person on the right. If you're living la vida loca, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know you suck at something and do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love duct tape with a passion, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that Converse are the toughest shoes on earth, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't cook for the life of you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wanted to be Batman, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love road trips, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever seen the resemblence between Mr. Spock and Professer Snape, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you think that the Snuggie is a backwards robe, copy and paste this into you're profile. If you think reptiles are cute, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a photographer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a flute player, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If your band is your family, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a sucker for puppy dog eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. ／l、 Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your \_/) This is Bunny. (0.o) Copy and paste him into your '(_)' profile. Help him achieve world domination ()_() ()_() ()_() These are Bunny's (()()) (()()) (()()) them. | |||||||
1. Folie Pour Deux reviewsKurt fails at French. That includes studying it. Klaine Fluff One-shot.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H.2. Archblast » reviewsSam flys solo to check out a rock band made up of hunters who just might know something about the friendly neighboorhood trickster. Sabriel.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 4-8-12 - Published: 3-16-12 - Sam W. & Gabriel - Complete3. SkyWheel » reviewsA series of loosly connected shorts start this out...laughter, love, and Chuck Norris is guaranteed. Sabriel. Fluffy. Very, very fluffy.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,911 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 3-10-12 - Published: 8-15-11 - Gabriel & Sam W. - Complete4. Red » reviewsA Varden spy charges into a job disguised as a stable boy named "Red." However, it's not horses that she's looking after. It's Thorn.Eragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,553 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-6-12 - Published: 11-27-11 - Murtagh - Complete5. The Best of Kansas reviewsAfter being brutally chopped up by a zombie chick, Sam is dragged to Kansas for a hunt.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-11-116. The Reaccount of the Ranger Affair » reviewsAfter eight years, LaBoeuf returns. However, because he hides a secret from Mattie, he puts her in danger. Mattie/LaBoeuf because that's what should have happened.True Grit, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-15-11 - Published: 7-24-11 - Complete7. Newspaper Taxies » reviewsSam and Dean head to New York to stop a haunting. However, they somehow manage to get stuck with a mojoless Gabriel.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-25-11 - Published: 7-13-11 - Complete8. The Elephant in the Room reviewsSam and Dean insult Gabriel's angelic machoness when he was faced with an angry elephant. One-shot.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-11-11 - Gabriel - Complete9. The Epics » reviewsDean accidently sends a down-on-his-mojo Castiel to London.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,455 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-10-11 - Published: 6-5-11 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete10. Bandwagon » reviewsThe Impala gets commandeered by a two man band headed to New Orleans. However, the boys have car trouble during the rescue mission.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-31-11 - Published: 5-2-11 - Complete11. Happy Hajj, Stephanie Plum! » reviewsHow can Stephanie take down an enemy that could outsmart Ranger? Who will win? Ranger, Asji, or the Soup?Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,933 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-6-11 - Published: 2-21-11 - Stephanie P. & Ranger M. - Complete
USA