Hey, everybody! Thanks for reading my bio! Unless, of course, you've already been scared away by my super horrible stories, I'm sure you won't mind reading my (super horrible!) bio.

Name: Macy

Age: 13

Gender: Female

AIM Screen Name: CrtnDreamer932 (Don't be afraid to IM me! I won't bite, I promise. _~)

Favorite Quotes:

"Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it eventually kills all it's students."?

"Your a team player. A save-the-day-superhero. I hate people like you."- Hiei

"MUTANT CATS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD ON SUNDAY!"- Me

"Life is like a grapefruit, you never know when it will squirt you in the eye."- Black Dragon (I don't know her personally, I got this off her bio)

"Life is like a grape fruit, you nev- ARGH! IT BURNS!"- Black Dragon (same)

"What fools you mortals be!"- Puck (Midsummer's Night Dream)

"If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"?

"Three men walked into a bar, but the fourth man ducked."- S.A Bonasi (Same as B.D)

"You don't have to be crazy to talk to yourself in here, but it helps."- Futurama

"If Jack helps you off the horse, will you help Jack off the horse?"- FirehotQuotes.com

"A man is a king... a king is a ruler... a ruler is 12 inches long... you still think you're a man?"

"Boys may be hot, but all they worry about is what's in their pants."- So sayeth my mama (Hilarious, isn't she?) .

"WHEEEEEE" Chris from 7 dollar sox, plus anyone else who's ever said that.

"When life gives you lemons, read them!"- Me

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Stories in Progress

Surprise: My first DNAngel fic. The first chapter, the prologue, is the only chapter that's out right now. I'm working on the second one. Genre: General/Suspense. Dark proposes a bet to Satoshi. If Satoshi isn't able to stop him from stealing his next target, he has to go away for a while, but if Satoshi is able to stop him, he gets... Well, you don't need to know that right now. The stakes are high and the commander's going all out this time. Can Dark steal The Dawn at Dusk? Or will Satoshi finally win against the dark-winged thief?
"Sarcasm doesn't become you, Commander."

One Shots

The World We Live In: LOVE this story. It's InuYasha, written for a friend (ArcherKagome. She changed her name from InuYasha'snaughtygirl and told me AFTER I published the story. Figures.). I'll start writing the sequel soon, but don't expect it to be out anytime soon. This one took me a year and it was only 3000 words. O.o IY/KAG When Kagome accidentally lets slip that her friends think she has a boyfriend, InuYasha is determined to find out who it is. Kagome can't tell him that it's him! What'll she do?
"Do you want me to go chop off her head too?”

Psychological Journal: Second story I ever wrote for ff.net. I knew NOTHING about YGO then.Soon to be edited and revised. A view on life by an anonymous person... See if you can figure it out.
"This is my 'life'. Fear, insanity, death, weakness, pain, vengeance, broken promises..."

The Day Before: Personally, I thinks it funny. Then again, that's me...Tip: Learn Spanish. Random clips from the Duelist Kingdom. Beware pointless yaoi and silly bashing.
"Megusta pemn grande punta."

When You're a Genius: My first Naruto fic. It started out as an entry for the Cultural Arts contest at my school, but then somehow got twisted into a Naruto story. I re-uploaded it because I found an annoying mistake right smack dab in the middle of the story. Team ten, Asuma Cell centered. When you're a genius, people start to wonder what you're doing over there, just watching the sky. Ino and Chouji ask Shikamaru why he always watches the sky and get some unexpected answers.
"Ninjas don't daydream."

Next Time: I adore this story. It's a Naruto fic and it's my first ever drabble, as well as my first ever story with (serious)shonen-ai in it. Ilove it! If I could hug it, I would. Sakura-centered, Naru/Sasu (ish), Humor/Serious/Kind of sort of romance on the side (oh, heck, I don't know what the heck genre it is...). That stupid accidental kiss didn't count; Sasuke's first kiss was hers; hers! Well, there was nothing she could do about it now; she'd just get him next time. ... and then quite suddenly it was next time, and it didn't quite go how she expected it to...
"... she loved Sasuke and Naruto hated him and yet they still- they still… kissed. Ugh."

Okay, my beautiful fans (cough fans? cough cough), I figure since you read all that without being bored to death, you deserve a little break.
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Big Machine

Ecstasy is all you need
Living in the big machine
Oh you're so vain
Now your world is way too fast
Nothing's real and nothing lasts
And I'm aware
I'm in love and you don't care
Turn your anger into lust
I'm still here but you don't trust at all
And I'll be waiting
Love and sex and loneliness
Take what's yours and leave the rest
So I'll survive
God it's good to be alive
I'm torn in pieces
I'm blind and waiting for you
My heart is reeling
I'm blind and waiting for you

Still love with all your sins
Where you stop and I begin
And I'll be waiting
Living like a house on fire
What you fear is your desire
It's hard to deal
I still love the way you feel
Now this angry little girl
Drowning in this pretty world
Oh who you run to
Swallow all your bitter pills
That's what makes you beautiful
You're all or not
I don't need what you ain't got

I'm torn in pieces
I'm blind and waiting for you
My heart is reeling
I'm blind and waiting for you
I'm blind and waiting for you
I'm blind and waiting for you
The Goo Goo Dolls

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You don't actually need to know this, but my laptop has a virus (a virus that causes dirty pop-ups to appear every two seconds. Um, yeah. NOT good!). My laptop also has my stories. Problem, much?

Laptop + stories + virus= No more stories

Yeah... I also have 6 and a half chapters of a story I haven't posted yet, and if I lose the data for that, I think I'll cry...

I'd be honored to hear any constructive criticism from any people who have read my stories. Comments and notifications of careless mistakes are also welcome.

Peace, love, and save the tigers,
Starring Lady G