Hey everyone! Just so you know, I TOTALLY re-did my profile... it needed a lot of work before, but I never had time and now I do :D

Name: Snips. Well, that's what everyone calls me. It's what I call myself too, when I talk to myself. Hello, Snips, how are you today? Oh, not bad at all, and you? Good, thanks!...NO, I AM NOT CRAZY! :P

Age: Somewhere between 10 and 20... in my teen years.

Check me out EVERYWHERE! Well, if you know me, you know where to find me...Youtube, starwars.com, you know the drill. Same name everywhere :) Excepptttt deviantART. I'm DarthSnipsSkywalker on there, don't let fakey Snips fool you!! XD

And I have a blog that I don't use as of right now! Heh.

My internet besties: Pinksaber13, Ahsoka_Tano, and Starwarsartist!! Go check out their fanfics right nao! Scroll down this long profile and click the button that says "Favorite authors!!!" then click their names. DO IT NAO! I command you! Although you won't find Starwarsartist down there... she magically morphs into Inksaber on here. XD

My IRL besties: LIKE I'M GOING TO TELL YOU WHO THEY ARE! THEN YOU'LL ABDUCT THEM, YOU CRAZY STALKER! -_- You guys know who you are, and I love you.

Some stuff about me:

I LOVEEEEEEEE STAR WARS AND CLONE WARS!! I'm completely obsessed! I write it, read it, draw it, play video games of it (The Force Unleashed is the best :), watch it, make videos out of it and yesh... you get the point. If it has to do with Star Wars, I'll be doing it. XD

I do have other interests, however... I think Cervantes and Shakespeare are absolutely brilliant. I'm INSANE about the TV show Psych. CRAZY about it. It's amazingh!!! SHAWN, EEEEEEEP! The Avengers are amazingh too. (Go Cap!!) Tobuscus makes me laugh until I'm practically crying. I also have an interest in chopping off Edward Cullen's head and sticking it on a spike!

I play that Clone Wars Adventures game. It's truly nuts. 'nuff said there.

I've been writing for a couple years now, and my favorite genres to write are romance/hurt/comfort/drama and FUNNY STORIES!! The thing is, I wrote all this in actual NOTEBOOKS (believe it or not!) and there are a LOT of 200 page notebooks up on my shelf. My favorite food in the ENTIRE galaxy is canned spray cheese, and I will really just spray the whole can in my mouth XD My favorite weapon ever a frying pan... like, how can you go wrong with a frying pan?

Favorite movies (in order): THE WHOLE STAR WARS SAGA, Prince of Persia, Tangled, Lord of the Rings, The Avengers, The Hunger Games, all those cool movies that I don't feel like listing right now...

Favorite books: Countless Star Wars novels and graphic novels, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, the Penderwicks, Junie B. Jones (I know, I know, but it's SOO funny! xD), Mara Daughter of the Nile, Maximum Ride, All American Girl/Teen Idol-type Meg Cabot books.

Favorite Music: (This one is rather long. I love music so much! :p) Evanescence, Green Day, Rihanna, Lady GaGa, Within Temptation, Bruno Mars, Smashing Pumpkins, Maroon 5, LMFAO, The Script, Linkin Park, Eminem, Nirvana, Seether, Adele, Coldplay, Daughtry, Don McLean, Dixie Chicks, Epica, The Fray, Kelly Clarkson, Hot Chelle Rae, OneRepublic... you know, I could do this forever anon, but I'm not going to. xP

And the most heart-wrenching, beautifully tear-jerking book is the Revenge of the Sith novelization by Matthew Stover.

"The Dark in generous, and it is patient, and it always wins-but in the heart of it's strength lies weakness: one lone candle is enough to hold it back. Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars."

Snips

Stuff I have going on right now:

ExPerIence OutRanKs EveRyThInG I'm working on it... sorta kinda... not really. XD

A DAnGeRouS GaMe I really am working on this one, no kiddinh. :P

EpI PaRoDieS Updated weekly! Or, you know, when the episodes air =D Hey, it's Friday huh? New chapter tomorrow! Oh wait... but it prolly won't be Friday when you read this. Oh well, hello people of the future reading this on not-Friday! Or possibly Friday of the future...

COPY AND PASTES!!

If you don't do copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile. (hah!)

If you are hate gramer, copy past and to this you profile

If you're one of those people who realizes that a frying pan is actually a sufficient weapon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a Christian and proud to be, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I SUPPORT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS JAR OF DIRT!!!!!!!

YOU MAY BE OBSESSED WITH STAR WARS IF: (from jedigal125)

... your favorite book of the Bible is Luke.

... you've memorized the Jedi code.

... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'

... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.

... you address your teachers as "Master."

... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.

... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.

... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.

... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.

... you know how to write in Aurebesh.

... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'

... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.

... you understand any of this.

Fun things to do on an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off at any of the stops.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.
7) SAY ding at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22)WHEN you get inside jump on everyone there.

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1.) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3.) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'.
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.
7.) Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance with the Prophecy'.
8.) Don't use any punctuation.
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat. Make sure to keep a serious face.
11.) Specify that your drive through order is 'to-go'.
12.) Sing along at the Opera.
13.) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19.) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vise versa then copy this into your profile

I'm Bored... If your bored copy and paste this into your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should give the poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for World Domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, the why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself post this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever done the opposite of what someone told you to do copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you wonder why Star Wars fans don't have a cool name like "Trekkie," copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think-no wait-If you KNOW Star Wars is better than Star Trek copy/paste this into your profile

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !! (And if you hvae eevr met aynone who can NOT raed tihs, pseale let me konw!)

You Know That You Are An Author If...

You take the book you are reading EVERYWHERE.

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.

"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

"Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.

"In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly." -- One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp.