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Hello~!I am a Transfan! OK I am Transobsessed!! Well I will give this a try... I suck at summaries/bios!!
Please visit my page! Like I said I am Transformers obsessed so take DEEP breathes before going to my page or you will have Transformers overdose!! And check out my Transformers icons!! I promise that they are super cute!!
I'm kinda random... oh wells!!!
I WILL KILL SENTINEL PRIME!!!!!!!!!! Copy and paste if you wanna help. Add your name :D. Serenity Prime. Feylin Merisel Pax. XHoney-BeeX.
TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!
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If you support/love the Autobots, copy this into your profile!
If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile!
If you wish a Transformer was real and would be your friend/ or ask you out, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you hear the voices of fictional characters in your head, copy this to your profile!
If you ever said a line from Transformers, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you talk back to the TV, copy this to your profile!
If someone said your obsessed with Transformers, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you truly believe there is a Transformer somewhere for you, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you run into inanimate objects... and then blame them for it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this to your profile!
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumby?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - GIRL- run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!
Sometimes I wonder if Transformers has overthrown my life...
- You swear saying either: slag, Primus, Frag, anything about the Pit or Unicron, or "by the plasma of Ironhides cannon" What? I am i the only one who says this?
-You want to have a car exactly like the alt-modes of any bay-formers film or cartoon.
-you can quote more than 50 lines from the shows or movies off the top of your head.
-you relate all of your family members to any of the Transformers.
-Optimus Prime is your father figure.
-Your math teacher is sooo related to Soundwave that it's scary...
-you see ANY Camaro drive by you stare after it expecting it to transform.
-you see ANY silver Pontiac Solstice and have a over-excitment attack.
-you watch that Sulstice go by and expect it to transform into Jazz.
-everytime you see a semi truck you think its Optimus with only a different paint job.
-you have watched your bay-formers 1 and 2 movies (or any other movies or DVDs) soooo many times you think it will blow up in the DVD player from over-use.
-you get very excited from wacthing the movies, no matter how many times you watched it.
-your family members think you are weird for yelling "CHEAPSHOT" at the TV when Megatron killed Opimus in ROTF.
-you start to cry at those sad parts no matter if they don't seemed to be sad.
-you want every single Transformers video game.
-you want every Transformers toy.
-you have doodled all over your notebooks "TRANSFORMERS RULE!" or "I HEART TRANSFORMERS!"
-you quote lines from the movies randomly.
-you laugh out loud when you remember the scene in Transformers 1 where the Autobot are hiding from the parents.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
01. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
02. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
03. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
04. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
05. Meow occasionally.
06. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
07. Say "DING!" at each floor.
08. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
09. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
01. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
05. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
07. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
09. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
You know you are obcessed with Transformers when...
01) You know exactly what the characters are going to say before they say it.
02) When you watch the movie with your friends, you pick characters and act like them.
03) When you see a picture of your favourite characters you start screaming.
04) Your friends are scared of you because of your obsession.
05) People call you weird because you talk about it all the time.
06) You have seen the first movie 10 times or more.
07) Even though you have seen the movie before, you are still amazed when the robots transform.
08) You scream when you see a car that looks like one of the robots.
09) You are that your first car transforms into a super cool robot like Bumblebee.
10) Last of all... You are in love with Bumblebee!!
35 Things To Do While In Camelot
1. When Merlin's eyes flash gold, scream, "NO!!! IT'S EDWARD CULLEN!"
2. Ask Uther for the "magic" word when he orders you to do something.
3. When Morgana smirks, run up to her and ask, "Does that smirk begin to hurt after a while?"
4. Bow to Gwen every time you see her in the hall saying, "My Queen!" when people are around.
5. Tell Gwaine that the tavern has run out of ale when he is in dire need of a drink.
6. Ask Uther if his crown is on too tight.
7. Order Merlin to turn Arthur into a frog and make him turn back into a handsome prince when you kiss him!
8. Do the previous in front of Gwen.
9. When you laugh in front of Arthur, brey like a donkey, and shout, "OH NO, THE GOBLIN IS BACK!"
10. Glare at Lancelot, and when he asks you why you hate him so much, answer with a simple, "Wouldn't you like to know!"
11. Start singing Magic by B.o.B. when there is a tence and awkward silence between Merlin and Gaius.
12. Make Merlin sing with you.
13. Report to Arthur's chambers at breakfast and say you have to take some of his food so he doesn't get fat.
14. When you meet Gili, gape at him and say, "DUDLEY DURSLEY! What will you're parents say about your magic?!"
15. Make Kilgharrah give you dragon rides.
16. Ask Merlin why he isn't at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
17. When he asks about Hogwarts, say, "What are you talking about? There is so such thing as magic!"
18. Tell Gaius that cuts aren't the flu, and pat him on the shoulder. "It's okay, your medical knowledge is limited, I know." (This is an inside joke... when I first watched Merlin it was night and we stopped watching after the Edwin episode... and I had a rather interesting dream...))
19. The first time you meet Arthur, be dressed like a gypsy and say, "I predict that you will... BECOME KING!"
20. Ask Leon why he never dies.
21. Ask Arthur why he and his knights why they wear red in the forest when they're trying to be discreat.
22. When Arthur wins a sword fight, lean up against a tree and say, "I've seen Indiana Jones do better."
23. Ask Arthur if he ever stops to think why branches randomly fall on the bandits and spears kill his enemies at JUST the right time, and when Merlin is 'hiding'.
24. When Merlin introduces himself to you, look him over. "Well, I was expecting a more Dumbledore look..."
25. While everyone shouts "For the Love of Camelot!" shout, "For Aslan!"
26. Blabber on and on about a magical sword hidden in the forest in front of Arthur and Uther.
27. Act like there is an emergency and drag Gwaine into a room. Shut the door and demand he take off his shirt!
28. As Gwen walks away, sigh dreamily and say, "Gwen and Lance are so cute together!" to Arthur and walk away innocently.
29. In the middle of the Great Hall full of the Knights of the Round Table and Merlin, suddenly fall to your knees insisting that you can't breathe and need mouth-to-mouth or you WILL DIE!
30. When a deadly knight challenges the knights, say, "Leon accepts the challenge!" and when Leon asks why ON EARTH you did that, because you're sending him to his death, just say, "Don't worry," pat on the back, "you never die! The sword will run through you and... POOF! SIR KNIGHT-WHO-NEVER-DIES LEON lives!"
31. Tell Merlin to put on Gaius' glasses, then put him in black robes and draw a scar on his forehead. "It's Harry Potter!"
32. When getting on a horse, ask what's the horse-power and the miles per hour.
33. Out hunting with Arthur, Merlin, and the knights, and Arthur kills an animal, shout, "THAT IS AN INDANGERED SPECIES IN 2011!"
34. Go up to Merlin and Arthur and say, "Wow! You look EXACTLY like Colin and Bradley!"
35. When they don't respond to the previous, start singing "You're the Voice" and ask Merlin who sang that song.