I really want to say that I'm a veteran writer. But, as many may or may not know, I'm not. I take frequent "vacation breaks", and is coninuously forgetful. Don't forget school work.

And to mention my utter laziness.

I have tried hundreds of times, failed more than once (a rather pitiful amount of times, actually). But, I'm going to try to return with a vengence.

Readers, here me roar!

...roar...

I will read or write pretty much anything one can think of, though I dabble mostly in the realm of the weird and strange. If everything I do wasn't being monitered by peoples unnamed, trust me, everything I write would be much stranger and weirder. I tend to try to put my characters (or, actually, other peoples' characters) in the oddest situations and see what they would do to get out.

Be warned: some of my content some may find offensive (especially my, er, slashy tendencies), so, please don't yell at me for putting something down that you don't agree with. Trust me, if it's about my oddity rather than my writing or my plot, it will be happily ignored.

So, enjoy while your sanity is still intact!

~The Evil Fishy~ aka -Okami-chan

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Story Profile as of: May 7, 2006

No, I'm not dead, as many may think. Sure, I haven't posted anything for eons, but that's fine. I still write. I'm not dead...

...yet.

Consequences of Koopa Ninjas: Finished, only subject to random edits and such. I do have some sort of sequal for it, with currently... perhaps three chapters of sequal. If I ever finish it, I'll post it. For future information, it's called Return of Evil Koopa Ninjas (as of now, of course)

Two Races: Is this still up? I've debated taking it down (it's trash), but, maybe instead, subject it to a major overhaul that it desperately needs. If anyone else, instead, would like to rewrite it for me, that's completely fine. Though, you'll have to contact me in a review or something similar; I currently don't have my email address up.

Halloween: Permenent Hiatus. I'm not planning on doing anything with this anymore.

My other two posted stories: Both one-shots, so don't hold your breath.

Stories that I'm currently working on:

Original-

1. A vampire story, with the name Vampire Help Me Help Line; How May I Bite You? (...it's a work in progress). A vampire visits me (well, it's supposed to be me) in the middle of the night to change me into a vampire... or I'll die. Odd little first-person past-tense story, one point of view, with the random, interjected point of view of the vampire. I also have it translated into German, for anyone who cares (I didn't do the translation, mind you).

2. Fantasy story. A girl named Natalie Jenkens (aka me with a different name,plusshe has a job) lives in Omaha, Nebraska. Never heard of it? Oh, well, you will now. Her name's going to be on the front page. She's getting a Nintendo Wii this August. (WTF? you're going, right? I don't mean "fantasy", as in dragons and castles and such. I mean fantasy as in day dreaming. The Nintendo Wii is Nintendo's answer to the PS3 and the XBox 360, and it's coming out in November. There's a lot of unreleased stuff about the Nintendo Wii it's driving fanboys and me crazy, so I'd think it'd make an interesting story, with Natalie trying not to tell everyone its capabilities. A bit similar to Avi's Nothing But the Truth, but I think I'll like it more I hated that book.)

Zelda fanfiction-One of those "girl is sucked into Hyrule" story, though, at first, Link doesn't trust her and they don't (ever) fall in love. Or like. Just friends. If I ever decide to do even that. Not the same, empty-brained Link from Koopa Ninjas.