Author has written 8 stories for Pokémon, Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch, Ojamajo Doremi, and X-overs.
Call me Cristina. I'm 13 now, and surprisingly a lot more serious!
Personality: Well, I'm one of those people who change when you get to know them. When you first meet me, I'm all shy and sweet, with an innocent voice that makes me sound like I'm a lot younger than I actually am. When your my friend and I know you better, I'm loud, obnoxious, funny, and VERY hyper.
Hobbies: Well of course I write stories, but not only on fanfiction, i write in a note-book. I am also very musically talented, I play guitar, piano, clarinet, and ocarina. I sing and Act too. I also read, ride my bike, swim, etc.
My Deviant Art Account! Here's the link to my Ojamajo DoReMi folder! it's super old though, so don't expect it to be the best art!: http://musicgirl720.deviantart.com/gallery/32244216
SHIPPING'S I SUPPORT
Pokemon: Contestshipping, Pearlshipping, OldRivalshipping, Orangeshipping, Questshipping, Pokeshipping
Kingdom Hearts: SoraXKairi, RoxasXNamine, HaynerXOlette, AxelXLarxine, SelphieXTidus
Mermaid Melody: KaitoXLucia, HanonXNagisa, RinaXMasahiro, GaitoXSara, YurriXHippo
Okami: AmmyxWaka OkixLika's older sis, IssunxMiya, ChibixYumi's kid
Shippings I can tolorate
Pokemon: Egoshipping, Penquinshipping
MM: HanonxMitsuki, SaraxMitsuki
Okami: None, it's ethire like or hate in this game
Ojamajo DoReMi:None, itz ethier like or hate in this anime
SHIPPING'S I DO NOT SUPPORT
Pokemon; Egoshipping, Advacedshipping, Hoennshipping, ect.
KH: Anything that's not up there
MM: Anything that's not up there
Okami: AmmyxOki AmmyxIssun, KaguyaxWaka
Jhoto Journeys: A new beginning: FINISHED!
TDOT: It's done, guys. Lost intrest a long time ago.
MM: A NEW EVIL RISES: Chapter 5 isn't arriving, guys. Not for a long time...
Jhoto Journeys: Being re-written when I'm in the mood to write it.
Amaterasu's Adventures: I quit it. I had no story for it anyway.
Ojamajo DoReMi: Pretty Witchy Kurissy!: I think I deleted this one... if not, I quit it.
I really do need ideas... I want to come back to this site! I kinda abandoned DA... left it for Tumblr. I came back here and It's abandoned... I miss you guys, really.
Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name
Time for some iPod Shuffles Quizzes! (By the way, I gave my personal opinion for each song.)
What is your motto? Amandote (Loving? I am a very caring person...unless you get on my nerves XP)
Opening Credits: Dancing Town
STAND BY ME!
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle (NO MOAR OPINIONS(it will only be a translation if its in spaish and if its rly funny, i will put an opinion))
1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Telling the World
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
La Gota Fria (Fried Gout, WTH IS THT????)
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Senora Sociedad (Miss Society)
4.WHAT IS 22?
Amor Latino (Latin love)
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
That's All Right Mama (O.o)
7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Rock Me in
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Bon, Bon (I has no clue...)
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
If you seek Amy (me no no anymoar)
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Jibaro (It's from...dance with me? wutz tht?)
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Suite from my best friends wedding
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
You're my everything
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Power of Love
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Stand By Me
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.
3. your first initial?
4. your month of birth?
5. which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. your favorite number?
8. do you like California of Florida more?
9. do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)
are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
Hush, little sister
I can see your arms
I know you scream
I can see the way
I know that people
Hey, little sister
You see, little sister
He screamed at me
You know, little sister
But hush, little sister
I'm sorry little sister
Uh oh little sister
Hush little sister
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned and stood up. He then said,
"Listen sir...when I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I'm in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll be black.
But you, sir, when you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you're in the sun, you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat down and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?
If you're against abortion, re-post this
This isn't a chain letter, but this story is so touching. Please take time to read. You don't have to, though. :P
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Music, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Anime-kitty10, Angelic Sakura Blossom, starlightmint72, The EPICNESS 1999
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
Fifty fun things to do during an exam
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . . . ).
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have two choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope.
My name is Sarah. I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the hard wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me.
There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help.Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, cause you would have to be one heartless person to not be affected by this story. And because you are affected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do, is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society,and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die,but also pray for the safety of our youth. Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound,it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know. Please put this on your site if you areAGAINST CHILD ABUSE baCk iT uPP XxX Child Abuse XxX
Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. There's always lemons.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love to laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love to write copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who don't, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!), then copy paste it.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think your profile has so much copy&paste stuff and is so long that people don't even bother to read it, copy&paste this into your profile!
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, Emo-GothFreak,Cheeseeatingsurrenderrat, silentscream16, 7sasukesprincess7, Hanajimaa, BrokenAngel363, Evil-Angel666, gaarasakuralovers, Angelic Sakura Blossom, starlightmint72, The EPICNESS 1999
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic,HoshikoK,silentscream16, 7sasukesprincess7,Hanajimaa, BrokenAngel363, Evil-Angel666, gaarasakuralovers, Angelic Sakura Blossom, starlightmint72, The EPICNESS 1999
You were born an original, don't dye a copy
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh becase you are all the same.
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
You are only what you are when no one is looking.
They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.
I'm bored. Run for your sanity.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
"I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..."
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.
"Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway."
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me.
friends visit you in jail, good friends bail you out of jail, best friends are sitting next to you saying "DUDE! that was amazing!"
Distance means nothing to me - it only makes me want to see you more.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
friends give you their umbrella when it is raining, best friends steal yours and scream back at you "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
Life sucks then you die
You're Funny, but looks aren't everything
Silence is golden, duck tape is silver
People are like slinkies. Absolutely pointless, but funny to watch fall down stairs.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
I am ready to meet my maker, whether or not my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is a whole other matter
MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!
aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway.
It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart.
Are we fighting?"
friends comfort you when you're rejected, best friends walk up to him in a public place and say loudly "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
I can't cry hard enough for you to hear me.
boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and easy to replace.
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
friends help you move, best friends help you move the body.
friends tell you you're too good for him when your dumped, best friends call him up and say "You're gonna die in seven days."
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Smile. It confuses people.
Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity
So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
friends ask you why you're crying, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.
No I won't go to hell! They have a restaining order against me!
friends hide you from the cops, best friends are probably the reason you're running from them in the first place.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...
Mello shoots anyone who calls him a girl, I shoot any bitch who touches my chocolate. Let the battle begin.
you call me a bitch, bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature, nature is beautiful, you just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
You were born an original... don't die a copy.
Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
It's okay, pluto. I'm not a planet either.
God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t; or saying nothing and wishing you had?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
"Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much
It is a sad day when you fail your IQ test. Its an even sadder day day when you fail your gender test.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
if you say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love
I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit
How is it possible to have a civil war?
friends will help you find your way when you're lost, best friends will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to
If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk.
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think too many people would die.
friends will help you learn to drive, best friends will help you roll the car into a lake to collect the insurance money
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very fraid!
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
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10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
Reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
if youve ever copied and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile-
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions and copy this onto your profile,
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
92 of American teens would die if Aeropostle, Abercombe, Hollister, or Fitch told them breathing wasn't cool. If your'e part of the 8 who would sit there wondering why people are so ubsessed over clothes or sitting their laughing your guts out, copy and paste this into your pro!
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Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Kyler, Violet, or Akira
Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Tyler or... Darren... Maybe Kayden
THEY HURT HER
bout six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
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