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Author has written 3 stories for Vampire Academy. sup everyone... I NOW HAVE A FICTIONPRESS.COM ACCOUNT UNDER THE SAME NAME PLEASE CHECK IT OUT XD my names joi (joey)and yes i am a girl my mom was just a hippie before she died so my name is spelled difftent...and if there is anyone out there who has the same spelling am me...plz tell me ;) you will be my know best friend XD im 16 and i love reading and wrighting. but i dont think im any good... so feal free to tell me if i suck... i promis not to get pissy my friend tell me in good but i never feel like there really done!!! i live in the frezing state of Ohio in the U.S.A...and yes it sucks here -_- Today is a gift - that's why it's called the Present... can i talk to the person who gave it to me cuz it's a shitty present... random facts about me i dont live with eather of my parints... one is dead and the other is a dick and lives out west...january 14th is the 17th year of my life with out him! im not really looking foreward to my 18th birthday. (its going to suck cuz i wont have either of them with me to selabrats ) love reading ( but i get grounded from it all the time) cant spell worth shit so you do not have to tell me i already know love my friends(dont tell them but i like to read and wirght my story's more) vampires kick ass (werewolfs suck ass) witches of bitchin (and dont be dissin harry potter...his best friends twin brothers are sexy;)) i hate people who are pussies if you piss me off you will regret it...ask my cuzin i was 4 and put him in the hospitl he was 10 I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. Stereotypes suck!! Copy and paste... Bold the ones that people might think describe you. C h o o s e Your Birthday Comment What You Got Pick the day (number) you were born on Pick the color of shirt you are wearing 69696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969 “…I clung to him, one arm around his neck while my other hand gripped his back so hard that my nails practically dug in. He laid me back down on the bed. His hands wrapped around my thigh and pulled it up so that it nearly wrapped around him. At the same time, we both pulled back briefly, still oh so close. Everything in the world rested on that moment. ‘We can’t…’ he told me. ‘I know,’ I agreed. Then his mouth was on mine again, and this time, I know there would be no turning back…” -vampire academy: shadow kissed…chapter 23 -favorite part “…We try to do what’s right, or rather, what others say is right. But sometimes, when that goes against who we are… you have to choose…” -Dimitri Belikov “love fades has” (yea id of been like ‘bitch plz’ and kissed him.) LOVE-LOVER-LOVE-LOVER-LOVE-LOVER-LOVE-LOVER-LOVE-LOVER-LOVE-LOVER-LOVE-LOVER-LOVE-LOVER-LOVE ROSE HATHAWAT DIMITRIE BELIKOV D DI DIM DIMI DIMIT DIMITR DIMITRI DIMITRI DIMITRI + DIMITRI + R DIMITRI + RO DIMITRI + ROS DIMITRI + ROSE DIMITRI + ROS DIMITRI + RO DIMITRI + R DIMITRI + DIMITRI DIMITR DIMIT DIMI DIM DI D they be the best couple ever LISSA DRAGOMIR CHRISTIAN OZERA C CH CHR CHRI CHRIS CHRIST CHRISTI CHRISTIA CHRISTIAN CHRISTIAN + CHRISTIAN + LI CHRISTIAN + LIS CHRISTIAN + LISS CHRISTIAN + LISSA CHRISTIAN + LISS CHRISTIAN + LIS CHRISTIAN + LI CHRISTIAN + L CHRISTIAN + CHRISTIAN CHRISTIA CHRISTI CHRIST CHRIS CHRI CHR CH C My friends say I'm badass, my parents say I'm heartless, but you can make up your owe mind about me ;) have a nice day or night what ever you want to say BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS: FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FRIENDS : Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD or GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BEST FRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap Random Dialog: Rose: Do I ever cross your mind? Dimitri: No Rose: Do you like me? Dimitri: No Rose: Do you want me? Dimitri: No Rose: Would you cry if I left? Dimitri: No Rose: Would you live for me? Dimitri: No Rose: Would you do anything for me? Dimitri: No Rose: Choose--me or your life Dimitri: My life Rose runs away in shock and pain and Dimitri runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. NOW IN RUSSIAN Случайные Диалог: and if you really want heres it in turkish cuz thats what rose is ;) Rastgele İletişim: WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE: I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl:Slow down, I'm scared! Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy:Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love. I've got a little thing to say to all my friends. If you cry, I cry... If you laugh, I laugh... If you fight, I fight... If you jump off a cliff... I'm gonna miss your retarded ass... If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. This is Written by a Guy!! Not Me i Just Thought It Was Cute We guys don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it makes us kinda mad. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTSbut at 2 in the morning we do get a littl e concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. That it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. Let us pay for you! dont 'feel bad' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you. Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up.. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown, It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful' On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; ) Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!! Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' .and actually mean it. Give the nice guys a chance. Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad, follow her heres some random russian words... Hay there cowboy - Эй ковбойMy beautiful babies- моя прекрасная младенцев From the bellow of the saint, lies the heart of a pure maiden - От мехов святого, находится сердце чистой девы I love you- я тебя люблю I hate you- Я тебя ненавижу Guardian angel – Ангел-хранитель Angel - ангел Demon - демон Sister- сестра My sweet one- сладкая моя Tender kiss – тендер поцелуй Special touches - Специальные Контакты end - конец READ VAMPIRE ACADEMY OR I'LL PROVOKE THE STRIGOI AND BLAME YOU! -if you wish you could go to St. Vladimir's Academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile -if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this -if vampires are real, post it -if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up! -If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, post it up! ^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^ lissa's dress - mr and mrs belikov http://www.aliexpress.com/store/15999/206443000-242993943/Free-Shipping-Strapless-Light-Blue-Knee-Length-Bridesmaids-Dress-JH907.html rose's dress - mr and mrs belikov http://www.nexteve.com/shop/cocktail-dresses/F6378.html | |||||
1. mrs and mr belikov » reviewsrose is 18 and is hidding something from dimitri when he away visitting home cuz he get suspendid... sry first story and not good at summarysVampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,480 - Reviews: 224 - Updated: 4-11-12 - Published: 1-7-11 - Dimitri B. & Rose H.2. what love can get you throw! » reviewsthis is all human and rose and dimitri are close to the same ageVampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,963 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 4-11-12 - Published: 9-10-11 - Dimitri B. & Rose H.3. ridinm' cowboy » reviewsSummery – very, very lemony…?Just how good do you think Dimitri's coat looks on a naked Rose? Dimitri was never taken in the battle at the Academy…Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 12-15-11 - Published: 3-25-11 - Dimitri B. & Rose H. - Complete
