Description:

6 foot 5 inches, black hair with blue highlights, saphire blue eyes, black jacket, blue shirt, and blue jeans, NEVER shorts.

A space/time anomoly, he comes from the past as he heads for the future in order to find the space-time which he was supposed to be born in. Because of this he has seen many worlds and heard of many more. His greatest power is the abillity to seperate space, causing a release of monumental amounts of energy (as in the movie "Akita"), but he is unable to control it at that point so he doesn't use it unless he needs to. He is also able to create a minature version of this which creates a temporary wormhole, which he uses for teleportation purposes. As he uses the wormholes to jump foreward in time, he has come across many groups he has connected with. Each of these groups has given him a title, which they use for him long after he leaves that period of space-time. amongs these are: Deus ex Machina, Bio Uchiha, Bio the Vampire Knight, Viruscore, VadrHatr, and Spartan D3U5.

How's that for a discription? Now for a (slightly) less fictional discription:

I grew up on anime and manga. My favorites are Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Trigun, Bleach, One-Piece, Gundam00, Future Diary, Ultimo, MAR, Shinzo, Naruto, .hack(or does this count as a game? well i like both anyway), Soul Eater, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Code Geass. I am also familiar with Beyblade, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Digimon, some B-Damon, and Descendants of Darkness. For non-anime likes: The Chronicles of Vladimir Todd, The Ranger's Aprentice, Ender's Game, Howl's Moving Castle (although that one probably counts as an anime), Burn Notice, CSI: all of them, Fringe, Stargate SG1 (not the others, though Atlantis is pretty cool), Dracula, and ...others i can't think of right now!

I am also a heavy gamer so some games I like: Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy (the ones I've played(not many)), Assassin's Creed, Prototype, InFamous, Heavenly Sword, Gundam Crossfire, Dynasty Warriors Gundam, Yu-Gi-Oh duelist of roses, smugglers run, All the Halo games except Wars and ODST, Oblivian, skyrim, Fallout, Modern Warfare 2 and 3, medal of honor rising sun, super smash brothers (all of them), Naruto ultimate ninja (all of them), Sonic Unleashed (the day missions), resistance: fall of man, Star wars Battlefront 2, Star wars force unleashed (1 and 2), Little big planet 1 and 2, Vanquish, and many more I'm probably forgetting right now. (I'll add them as i think of them)

99.5 percent of all teens would cry if the Jonas brothers were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 percent would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 0.5.

If when life gives you lemons, you make orange juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it, copy and paste this in your profile.

You know you're in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

98% of teens have been drunk or high. Paste this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

.eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

the Golden Rule: the guy with the gold makes the rule.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If you’ve ever run into a glass door that was closed, without knowing it was closed you are normal. If you’ve ever run into a glass door knowing that it was closed, you’re abnormal. I’m abnormal. If you’re like me, copy and paste this in your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. If you’re like me, copy and paste this in your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, Metroid-is-cool, The All Real Numbers Symbol,SpaceCruiserStarr7833,Music-Luver94, Bloodra, D.C. 155, Catriona The Hedgehog, Duskfire1954, Bio ex Machina

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, blondy-10-22,Kakashi's kid Aj 13, xXnarutofan_22Xx , MJLS, Little Hobbit, knuckles13, Xtrasupershadowgirl, LovelyBubbles07, Bloodra, Catriona The Hedgehog, Duskfire1954, Bio ex Machina

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever done something without even realizing it until you've done it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have used a word over and over again so much that you may consider using it as your catchphrase, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that idiot girl in the Eggo waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that your are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are amused/amazed by Team Rocket's persistence (Eleven seasons of failure!), copy and paste this into your profile.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'D a D' (was your hero)
and 'm O m' was the woman you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Why do we ((sleep)) in church,
But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,
but so ((easy)) to Gossip?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,
But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

(((((True love)))))
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down I'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!"

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over!

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

When in doubt, make words up!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Of, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.

!An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Warning! Lost kids will be sold at the circus!

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.

Welcome to the internet! Pants optional.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

You say prep - I say goth

You say pink - I say black

you say Jesse McCartney - I say DIE!!!

You say Paris Hilton - I say what the heck?

You say Pop - I say Rock

You say Hannah Montana - I say Linkin Park

you say im weird - I say I'm different

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

put this in your profile if you didn't know that Barney stole his "i love you" tune from This Old Man.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile(Hey at one point i think we all do this)

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, BlackwolfJaganshilover, Shadowess 88, Bluefirelily, Steel Scale, AnimeMixDJ, Bio ex Machina

If you have attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array then copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you bought a dictionary, and looked up the word dictionary copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have thrown fake shuriken, kunai, or have attempted hand signs, copy/paste to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Copy and paste this in your profile if you think that some times we take things for granted

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

Read this please;

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'''OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'''I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'''My mommy loves white roses.'A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message and e-mail it, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. And I, Viruscore, Machina's evil twin, will come to your house in the middle of the night with a knife and enjoying your look on your face and listen to your lovely, beauitful screaming.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

NUMA NUMA!!!!!!!!!! XD Hello! Salute! It's me! Your duke! _

NUMA NUMA ORIGINAL!!!!!!!!! XD Halo! Salute! Benieva, hai duke!

To all those who think the chorus of "I'm blue" is 'I'm blue, if i were green i would die' U are so wronge he's saying 'I'm blue, ba-boo-dee-da-boo-die'!!! and yes i know that isn't a word!!!

If you've memorized the lyrics to any of weird al's songs, copy and paste this too your profile

If you're White and Nerdy, copy and paste this too your profile.

If you wish you really were a clone now, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you thought 'in the drive through' by weird al was the story of your life, then copy and paste this to your profile

if, when Rose climbed into Alphonce in FMA you had not-nice thoughts, copy and paste this to your profile

If you wish eduard elric would beat up eduard cullen, copy and paste this to your profile

If you cried for Mr. Tucker's daughter, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish you were Kon from tMoHS, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you say you wish you were Kon, but you secretly wish you were Haruhi, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know who the legendary girl 'A' is, and wish she was your best freind, then copy and paste this to your profile.

FMA SPOILER!!! If you cried when Hughes died, copy and paste this to your profile.

quotes time!

Sahara:
Gunboatman: "pull over now."
Dirk: "i'm sorry, I don't speak english."
Gunboatman: "You're speaking english right now."
Dirk: "No, i only know how to say ' i don't speak english' in english."

Sahara:
Dirk: "what do you do if your about to be exposed as the biggest polluter in modern history?"
Al: "I don't know, run for president?"

Sahara:
Al: "Hey, you know how it is when you see someone that you haven't seen since high school, and they got some dead-end job, and they're married to some woman that hates them, they got, like, three kids who think he's a joke? Wasn't there some point where he stood back and said, "Bob, don't take that job! Bob, don't marry that harpy!" You know?
Dirk: "Your point?"
Al: "Well, we're in the desert, looking for the source of a river pollutant, using as our map a cave drawing of a Civil War gunship, which is also in the desert. So I was just wondering when we're gonna have to sit down and re-evaluate our decision-making paradigm?
Dirk: (sees fortress from cave painting) "I don't know, it seems to be working so far."

Sahara:
Al: (in Kazim's car, being chased by a hellecopter) "It's Kazim! Maybe he wants his car back?"

FullMetal Alchemist:
Roy: "you can call me Roy Mustang, you can call me Leutenant Colonel. Hell, you can call me the Flame Alchemist. But whatever you do, remember the pain."

Fullmetal Alchemist:
Edward: (to Magwar, in response to imposter Elric brothers) I told ya before, let's take care of those kids first. It's been a while since I've killed anyone...I kinda miss it.
(his eye turns to Magwar with a sick, scary grin) You wanna watch?

Fullmetal Alchemist:
Eduard: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE CANT EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'D SINK RIGHT THROUGH THE SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESNT EVEN BREATHE OR SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE HES SMALL ENOUGH TO ABSORB OXYGEN MOLECULES THROUGH THE WATER!!!!"

Fullmetal Alchemist:
Eduard: "If you break this arm, there's a girl who's gonna break my neck!"

Lucky Star:
Konata: "I didn't know the flu and cold aren't the same thing. i always thought a flu was a super-cold!"

Teen Titans:
Beast Boy (after being hit with a hypno ray that makes you have a british accent): "You're just jelous 'cuz i sound like a rock star!"

Up:
various dogs: "Squirrel!"

Men in Black:
Jay: "Kay, have you ever flashy-thingied me!?!"
Kay: "No"
Jay: "Now, don't play with me Kay. Have you ever flashy-thingied me?"

Pirates of the Carabean; on Stranger Tides:
Captain Jack Sparrow: "You've stolen me. I've come to retreave myself."