BlueOleandar93: Fan Service With A Smile :)

A note:

For all of you wondering, I did some serious "clean house" and got rid of all the stories on here that legitimately suck eggs; including most of my Big Time Rush and stories that I wrote when I was like fifteen. I'm round about twenty now, so you can see my embarrassment at having half of my stories up here written professionally, and half of them written in crayon.

Don't be sad they're gone. I did this so you wouldn't waste your time on poorly written work. As a writer, I'm here to bring you the best that I have. If my best has gotten better, than better you will receive.

Love,

Blue

My Tumblah: saltroundsandkevlars.tumblr.com

I'm five foot two, Africanus Americanus, and am a junior demon hunter at Sam and Dean Winchester Inc. I like a lotsa stuff, so I'll list it because I'm lazy.

Age: Old enough to legally teach you algebra

Hair: Long-ish and brown-ish

Skin Shade: I was actually told once that I am a caramel latte with a shot of expresso. Somebody's been hitting Starbucks.

Vision: Terrible. I wear glasses when I want and contacts when I want.

Fav Book: Going Bovine by Libba Bray

Fav Actor: Misha Collins. He's yummy.

Fav Song: Electric Shock by f(x)

Favorite Show(s): Supernatural, Big Time Rush, Criminal Minds, Alles Was Zählt, Big Time Rush, Fresh Beat Band, Big Time Rush, New Girl, Big Time Rush, Awkward Embraces. Did I mention Big Time Rush?

Fav Youtube Video: Seriously, madam. Let me upgrade you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZQUsg9X1vc&feature=channel_video_title

Fav Reality Show: God, I dunno, anything on The Weather Channel's pretty badass in its own right.

Fav Word: hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia!!!!!!! (It means the fear of big words...)

Fav Phrase: Go for it! (said sarcastically, of course)

Fav Bad Habbit: Joking around in stories. Sometimes, I'm so busy trying to make the reader laugh I... leave...out...the plot...oh...

Fav Insult: "No shit, Sherlock."

Fav Musical Artist: Boyce Avenue. Alejandro's voice is like BUTTER!!!!

Fav Musical Artist People Need To Adopt: Freddie Greddie

Fav Thing to Sip on Casually While I Eat my Fava Beans: Lemonade.

Fav Thing To Do When Procrastinating: Play my git-tar. I'm so obsessed with it lately. I love it. Trying to get me a nice blue electric. I saw it in the window at the music store down the street and I already have a name for it. Susan.

Celebrity Crush: I will do anything anyone on either Big Time Rush, Supernatural, or Criminal Minds asks me to do.

Fav Color: Purple!!!

Which Ships do I Sail?

Big Time Rush: Logan/James and Carlos/Kendall. On a good day I can stand Kames, but...eh. It would most definetly be hot, but it's unrealistic. They'd kill each other to seme. That would also be hot. Why the heck Nick thought putting four good lookin' dudes in one apartment wouldn't make the fanfictions spread like wildfire is beyond me!

Wizards of Waverly Place: It just doesn't get any more obvious that Justin and Zeke have been sleeping together since this whole thing started.

Supernatural: Dean/Cas/Pie is my OT3.

Harry Potter: Draco and Harry need to stop screwin' around and... well... start screwin' around!

As The World Turns: Luke/Noah forever. I'm marrying Van Hansis (Luke), he just doesn't know it yet. *blush* Tee hee. I lovers him.

Junjou Romantica: Misaki/Usami and Nowaki/Hiroki are so aww! I huggles them! *attacks amine with large hug* Myagi/Shinobu is just gross. Myagi's all ancient and shit and Shinobu's like four.

The Alan and Craig Show: Um...Allen and...Craig. Who else?

Rope: (old movie from the 1940's): Brandon and Phillip are just asking for a "That's What he Said" all throughout this dramatic flick.

Twilight: Makes me wanna do the Soulja Boi Kill Myself. So bad.

Romeo and Juliet: There are people who don't ship BenvolioxMercutio, and then there are people with eyes.

The Mortal Instruments Series: Magnus/Alec are the light of my life.

Axis Powers Hetalia: US/UK all the way! I also ship Germany/Italy, France/UK, and Spain/Romano.

Alles Was Zaht: If I don't get my daily dose of DeRo, I'm gonna go bananas.

Verbotne Liebe: Chrolli!!!!!!! Christian, ich libede! ICH LIBEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures: Who the hell else? Bucket and Skinner are just too adorable for words, but I could see Aloe seducing the living fuck out of Bucket.

Criminal Minds: I guess Morgan/Reid. My girlfriend is in love with Morgan and I'm in love with Reid, so I shipped them together because we were together.

That's about it as of now, enjoy my shtuff, lovers you guys and thanks for reading my page. -_-