HAVE YOU EVER

Won something in the lottery?: Sadly No.

Snuck out of the house?: no

Lied to get out of trouble?: Err...yah.

Had a computer crash?: yes. :( I couldn't get on Fanfiction.net ALL spring break!!!

Gotten lost in your city?: no

Seen a shooting star?: yesh!!! exept I forgot to make a wish...

Been to any other countries?: Yep! Jamaica, The Cayman Islands, Mexico, Canada, The Bahamas, and I am supposed to go to England and France this summer! :)

Had a serious surgery?: no

Stolen something important to someone else?: no

Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Umm. Ya, i was to lazy to change

Cried over a girl?: no

Cried over a boy?: Yes

Kissed a random stranger?: NO..

Hugged a random stranger?: Nothing you can prove... jk, never did.

Been in a fist fight?: Yes

been arrested?: No.

Done drugs?: No

Had alcohol?: Heck no.

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: yupperdoodle

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: no

Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: NO WAY!!! I PRAISE DAYS I DON'T HAVE SCHOOL!!!

Swore at your parents?: Nope, my dad is strict, so I don't bother.

Kicked a guy where it hurts?: no. it's cruel!

Been to a casino?: Actually, yes. On a cruise ship! Except I didn't do anything in there.

Ran over an animal and killed it?: yesh. Poor... what animal was it again?

Broken a bone?: suprisingly, with my luck, No

Gotten stitches?: again, suprisingly Nope.

Had a water balloon fight in winter?: ... I live in Texas. TEXAS!!!

Made homemade muffins?: no.

Bitten someone?: No, but I've gotten bitten.

Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: Yes! I LOVE THAT PLACE!!!

Burped in someone’s face?: Nope.

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You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

RANDOM WORD JOKES!!!

Why do the call it a "building" if it's already built?

Why do they call it "apartment" if the homes are so close together?

You know you live in 2010 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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>Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

>He told his friends that it was cool,

>And when he pulled the trigger back,

>It shot with a great, huge crack.

>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

>When I went to school that day,

>I never said good-bye.

>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

>please listen to me if you would,

>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

BTW: I cried!

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"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you even tried." - Unknown

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I am almost done with my math homework!!!! I just have a whole ot of problems to go!!!!!

THE 5TH GRADE TOUR CURSE!!!!!

Every year on the day of the fith grade tour at our school, it is always dark, cloudy, windy, and stormy. There is a curse behind this.

A few years ago, A 5th grade student came to take a tour of the intermediete school he would be going to. His group was startng to leave, but he nodiced his shoe was untied, so he tied it. As he looked up, he saw that his group was not there anymore. He serched the school for them. Soon, he got to the portiples. He was holding on to on to a library book. When he tripped over his own two feet, the library book fell under the portiples. Whenever he went to go get it, he never nodiced that a snake, who had gotten out of his cage at school, was sitting by him. The snake was very poisoness. It bit him. The boy cried out for help, but nobody heard him. Every time the 5th grade tour comes around, his soul arives from under the portiples. Iy cries out, hoping somebody would hear his scream. Then it weeps the day away.

This sad story was said to be true, from the information I know.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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CRAZY is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. CRAZY is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with your friends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. CRAZY is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. CRAZY is going on and on about yaoi just because you can. CRAZY is not knowing whether or not you're in love. CRAZY is wishing you could create a portal to the cartoon world so that you could bring back a few- at least- to marry. CRAZY is making scenarios on how an anime character would handle the situation you're in. CRAZY is stalking the guy that broke up with your best friend and wanting to kill him. CRAZY is that sugary, carmely, starbucks frappichino that you begged you mom to buy you and you are regreting it now. CRAZY is putting Cherry Pepsi in your Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and liking it! CRAZY is dancing and singing in the middle of a dangerous strom and pretending the rain is snow!!! If you're CRAZY, copy this onto your profile and add something CRAZY you've done to the list!

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First…get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game..
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite

All the outcomes came true for me, except number 8. Go figure!!! I am hoping that my random number in number 2 will be seen by a ton of people if I put this on my profile!!!

List TEN Different Characters from Different Shows, Movies, Books, etc...

1. Snape (Harry Potter)

2. Tohru (Fruits Basket)

3. Michelangelo (TMNT)

4. Jayfeather (Warriors)

5. Mint (Tokyo Mew Mew)

6. Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club)

7. Arthur Kirkland/England (Hetalia)

8. Katniss (Hunger Games)

9. May (Pokemon)

10. Kowalski (Penguins of Madagascar)

Then ask the following questions:

- What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Snape)

GAAAH!!! DON'T FAIL ME!!! :'C

- Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Michelangelo)

scream for hours nonstop and beat the living shit out of that turtle*

- Number 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Jayfeather/May)

Silly Jayfeather. Medicine Cats can't have mates! //shot//

- Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Mint)

Eat it. It's what rich people eat!

- Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Tamaki)

Scoots Away* ...how did you get here...?

- Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?(Arthur Kirkland)

Le GASP* I'M BRITISH!!!! XD THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY FREAKING LIFE I LOVE YOU IGGY!!!

- Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Katniss)

...stupid hunger games. You hurt Katniss again! Pres. Snow is gonna pay big time!

- Number 9 made fun of your friends? (May)

A 10 year old girl from a freakin kids show making fun of my friends in a way that doesn't make them laugh so hard they piss themselves? Highly impossible.

- Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Kowalski)

Kowalski?! I thought we were friends! :C

- Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Snape)

Not care and complain about his own life problems.

- You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to brake your leg. What does 2 do? (Tohru)

Freak out and panic to much to actually help me and I die.

- It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Michelangelo)

Pizza. OM NOM NOM!

- You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Jayfeather)

Probably walk directly into the flames because he is blind and i would burn to death.

- You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Mint)

Get out a camera and take pictures to humiliate me for the rest of my life.

- You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Kowalski)

Slap me across the face.

- Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Snape)

Because I'm afraid he might fail me! XC

- Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Mint/Tamaki)

In some crazy cossover: HELL TO THE FREAKIN' YES! Snotty rich kids FTW!

- Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Tamaki)

Get Haruhi.

- You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Arthur Kirkland)

OMFG IGGY IS STARING AT ME! MAYBE HE REALLY LIKES IT! EEEEEEEE!!!! *Hyperventilates while England looks at me thinking WTF?*

-You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? (Michelangelo/Jayfeather)

What did Mikey do to that poor cat?

- Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Snape/Tamaki)

Hellz no.

- Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?. (Jayfeather/Kowalski)

Kowalski curses the cat. IDK.

- If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? (Tamaki/Michelangelo)

Mikey would probably be the one to cook (pizza) while Tamaki stood there watching and gasping at "commoners food".

- What would 1 think of 2? (Snape/Tohru)

This girl is really pathetic.

- How would 3 greet 4? (Michelangelo/Jayfeather)

HEY DUDE!

- What dream would 5 have about 6? (Mint/Tamaki)

Probably one where he was the host and she was the "princess" and he basically did his job. Just another dream of club buisness.

- What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Tamaki/Arthur Kirkland)

Both rich I guess and are from Europe. Both sort of have a fascination with Japan... although Arthur would probably not talk to Tamaki considering that he is French.

- Where would 8 meet 9? (Katniss/May)

Forest?

- What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (May/Kowalski)

That she thought he was a pokemon and was gonna try to catch him.

- What would make 10 scared of 1? (Kowalski/Snape)

I don't think that Kowalski would be SCARED, but more of scarred at seeing the existence of magic.

- How do you feel right now?

Obviously a little bored and without a life or I wouldn't be doing this. I honestly thought that I might get a question about England's cooking in there somewhere...

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( how would you even do that?!).

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (no duh idiots)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (It already happened)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Nooo it is cold!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (ouch!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts. I do not want to change that one!)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Nooo I want to be awake! That's the whole reason I took a SLEEP AID.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Is there another place to use it? Space maybe?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What?!)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Nope. I want berries in my nuts!)

Lemon-Lime Gatorade-Instant Mix: "Directions: ADD cold water" (What are you gonna do? TAKE AWAY the cold water? "ADD" IS SERIOUSLY CAPITOLIZED IN THE INSTRUCTIONS!!!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (smacks forehead)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

This profile may be, and most likely will be, subject to change!!!! :D :D :D

So yeah... that's all...

Really! It is! So stop reading!

Stop It!!!

Seriously?!?

It's a duck! Grrrr...

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