| Kalen Bloodstone |
Author has written 10 stories for Artemis Fowl, Inheritance Cycle, Misc. Books, Kate Daniels series, and Norse Mythology. Previously Aiden Fletcher More About me . . . I'm mainly Irish and Polish, with a pinkie finger full of Native American blood, as my Mother says - most likely Cherokee. I'm currently a High Schooler, kicking butt and taking names (huh, yeah right!) while learning how to speak and write in French and sing within a Choir. My favorite hobbies other than writing include photography, Beta'ing, singing, and acting. Update: I'm coming back to FanFic More About me, Updated: April 30th, 2013 . . . Interesting . . . Only some 2 billion people in the world can read this . . . I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this, psas it on. Hysterical . . . The European Commission has just announced that English will be the official language of the European Union. German, which was the other possibility, narrowly missed out. During negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of "k". In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer pepl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no Und after zis fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German; lik zey vunted in ze forst plas. Favored Books/Series . . . The Kiesha'ra series, Amelia Atwater-Rhodes Favored Artists . . . Adele Disclaimer . . . I, obviously, do not own the Series in which I write. The world they live in was created by their Authors, but using any of my Characters as listed below, is considered plagiary. The only compensation for my blood, sweat, tears, and time are the wondrous Reviews of the Readers. Artemis Fowl, An Adventure, with Jon Spiro?: Feminine Drew Prison Guard Drew Mrs. Luna Ambassador Katrina Driak (Dry-acc) Vlad Vulkov Alexei Vernov Jen Klea (Clay) Bloodstone Felix Carlos Lilith Elva McKenry The Valkryie/Lady Val Dr. Snithes Kim Kommando Nasim Faraj Sgt. Balod (Bail-ude) Ellie Nathan Walsh Collin Dell Artemis Fowl, A Fella and his Mot: Janelle (Jani) Kelly Amy Ashleigh Artemis Fowl, A Valentines Day Special, Brazil: Jamie Hlord Inheritance Cycle, Admiration of Redemption: Tãlan Reona (REE-owe-na) Alres Beorn the Edoc'sil Draumr the Hljödhr Eldrvarya-orúm, Tãlan's Sword Oro Jor'len (Jhore-lynn, french J) Adurna Jrean (Jrene, french J) Rauthr Eron’yilsna Iana (EE-ah-na) Eron (Aaron) Ire Gylo Ket Dykyr (Decker) Viladi (Vill-ah-dEE) Zera Karah Lokin's Bianca Earl Gr'llisa (Gehr-liz-ah) Refr Skyhull Kόpa (Kupa) Alres Korial (Core-EE-el) Alres Leren Alres Scar(rlet) Alres Lord Kyra Inheritance Cycle, Emi: Emi Kate Daniels, Three Days Earlier: Laverne Lue Kelly Kate Daniels, Julie, a Goth's Valentine: Alia Dorian Anastasia Kel Aunt Hal Dana Kirin Ciara Jordan Cody Joana Mr. Mathews Andre(i) The Writer NaNoWriMo ! FictionPress ! dA ! Seventh Sanctum (Generator) ! Creation of a Character (Walk-through) ! Mary Sue Test ! Playlist | |||||||||
1. A Fella and His Mot » reviewsIN-PROGRESS... Series: Meet Janelle Kelly, the child of the Russian Mafiya itself. Years past she might have bottled up her pain, but now with Artemis Fowl on her arm, she has someone to share her terrible world w/. You know; war, drugs- stuff like that.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-5-11 - Published: 6-15-11 - Artemis F.2. Show and Tell, Easter Style » reviewsCOMPLETE... One-shot: - Beckett is faced with a hard choice; what to take with him to Show and Tell, on the day after Easter. RE-WRITTEN- Rated: K, Writer of Artemis F./Inheritance Cycle/Kate Daniels fandomsArtemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-18-11 - Published: 4-24-11 - Beckett F. & Artemis F. - Complete3. Admiration of Redemption » reviewsCOMPLETE... Series: History of the Elf Prince Tãlan. Who led the Elves across the Sea? What led until then? Only time will tell. Pretense of Inheritance Cycle. - Rated: T, Writer of Artemis F./Inheritance Cycle/Kate Daniels fandomsInheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,522 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-10-11 - Published: 12-29-10 - Complete4. An Adventure, with Jon Spiro? » reviewsCOMPLETE... Series: Escaped from Prison? Not likely! Carla helped? No way in the world would that Witch help another... After Fowl again, when will he stop pursuing that child. - Rated: T, Writer of Artemis F./Inheritance Cycle/Kate Daniels fandomsArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,357 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-8-11 - Published: 12-12-10 - Jon S. & Artemis F. - Complete5. Three Days Earlier » reviewsCOMPLETE... Series: The Ape Clans in Rebellion, quite obvious from their actions. Brutes can't be expected to act diversely. But what can you expect? For Kate, its a call from Jim. - Rated: T, Writer of Artemis F./Inheritance Cycle/Kate Daniels fandomsKate Daniels series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-8-11 - Published: 3-28-11 - Kate D. - Complete6. Hel, Edited reviewsCOMPLETE... Poem: A short poem about Hel, my favorite Deity from the Norse pantheon. - Rated: K-Plus, Writer of Artemis F./Inheritance Cycle/Kate Daniels fandomsNorse Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-12-11 - Hel & Nidhogg - Complete7. A Valentines Day Special, Brazil » reviewsCOMPLETE... One-shot: In the intoxicating Country of Brazil, Artemis is faced with a challenge like none other. No, not to save the world again; To repatch his relationship. - Rated: T, Writer of Artemis F./Inheritance Cycle/Kate Daniels fandomsArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-14-11 - Artemis F. & Minerva P. - Complete8. Julie, a Goth's Valentine » reviewsCOMPLETE... One-shot: The premiere of my Kate Daniels Work. - We find Julie once more at School, frivolously preparing for Valentines day. Black hearts, lipstick, and Horses have been edited out. Writer of Artemis F./Inheritance Cycle/Kate Daniels fandomsKate Daniels series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-11 - Julie9. Getting to know this Writer reviewsCOMPLETE... Quiz: Want to know Kalen a little more? Here's your chance, so why not take a look. Quiz format. - Rated: K, Writer of Artemis F./Inheritance Cycle/Kate Daniels fandom.Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-7-11 - Complete10. Emi » reviewsCOMPLETE... One-shot: Emi, an outcasted Elf, ventures now, roaming lands better left unsubscribed. One fair morn, she's drawn to a Caverns opening. Read forward to unleash the magic... Rated: T, Writer of Artemis F./Inheritance Cycle/Kate Daniels fandomsInheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-7-11 - Published: 1-24-11 - Complete