Hey Guys...

If any stories say that there will be links to various pictures, they will be posted time to time...

More Stories are on their way... Please have patience and cope up with me...

I AM SO SORRY! I CANNOT POST FOR ANOTHER YEAR! I SWEAR I WILL BE BACK!!!!!

--Angry.Tiger.Kitten

PS: I am available as a Beta.

Some random shit about me:

I detest the word but...drives me crazy... every person says it whenever i say any goddamn thing!

I'm an atheist and I'm proud to be one!

I hate darkness! It's relatively harmless fear. Let me have it.

I adore junk food...and have no guilt eating it. I've paid my dues...lost my weight...I can eat a damn french fry if I want it!

Coke...not Pepsi...that shit tastes like battery acid with a dash of lemon. Nope...Coke, nothing else will do.

I cannot watch a TV show or a movie without thinking about how I could write a story like it...using Edward and Bella, of course. LMAO

I change my avatar rarely.

I'm a half- goth, that is... if it is possible. I wear black and all but tend to avoid black nail polish... or any nailpolish for the matter!

I detest the mispronunciation of words, the misuse of the English language, and the attitude that knowledge is for geeks. Crack a book, Google it, or shut the hell up. If you don't know about something, fine. But don'targue with me when you have no idea what we're talking about, nor are you willing to learn. Not knowing something is one thing; not doing anything about fixing that problem is another. Don't wallow in stupidity.

I love converse! Its a small obsession!

High heels are nice but afterall they are inventions by men to torture females who have balance problems.

I abso-freaking-lutely luuuuurrrve shopping if its for my clothes or food!

To many i want to say this... If you can believe and/or like Harry Potter how can you hold a grudge against Twilght? Afterall, vegetarian vampires is more believable than Magic!

I want am free to beta a story, but i have no idea of how to signup... so plese cope up with me and incase you want my service please PM me!

AND I LOVE MY REVIEWS!! I KINDA HATE THE PEOPLE WHO READ FANFICTIONS BUT DON'T COMMENT ON THEM!

Oooh! And one more thing... I have no idea as to why I typed all this... After all I did mention "Random shit!" So go ahead and skip this B.S!!

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS:Would ignore this letter. BEST FRIENDS: Will reppost this crap!!!!!

Thought for the year: "An Apple a Day keeps the doctor away; But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit"

Click this if you dare . . . :

ReallyDontClickItButton !!!!!!!!!!!!!

DontClickTheRedButton!!!!!

InternetsMostAnnoyingPage !!!!

WhyIsItInMyWay???

Scary!!!

MamaMia!!

GoForIt!!!

Lol!!

MyResultWasThatIDontGiveAShit! Yours??

You have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on your
profile if you have it too.

AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you are addicted to Vampires post this onto your profile.

I love Rob Pattinson and have an obsession with Kristen Stewart.

I'm Team EDWARD!

I'm Team BELLA!

I'm all Team ExB!

I'm Team Alice!

I'm Team Jasper!

I'm all Team JxA!

I'm Team Carlisle!

I'm Team Esme!

I'm all Team CxEs!

I'm Team EMMETT!

I'm Team Rosalie!

I'm all Team EmxR!

I'm Team CULLEN!

I'm Team SWAN!

I'm Team CULLEN-SWAN!!

I'm Team NessiexJacob

BUT

GO TO HELL TEAM JACOB!

(no offence to Team Jacobs!)

If your so addicted to fanfiction that you can't get to sleep at night because your mind is going on with the story your writing or reading copy and paste in profile

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When a Volvo drives through town
I promise to obey traffic laws
Of course for Charlie's sake
And whenever a wolf howls,
I promise to remember Jake
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

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My mother taught me . . .

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the

store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't

have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

A stranger stabs you in the front: a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart; but best friends only poke each other with straws.

If con is the opposite if pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Great woman comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Man: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Woman: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Woman: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Man: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Woman: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Man: I want to give myself to you
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Man: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Woman: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your monthof birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

Are you sure?

Really?

Okay...

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservativeand aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

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If you can read this message you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE vs TWILIGHT FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME, actaully OH MY EMMETT :D)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula

TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullensmight be playingbaseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE: yell, the sun! it burns!

TWILIGHT FANS: yell, the sun! it makes me sparkle!

NORMAL PEOPLE: dont have this on there profile

TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

Cullen's:

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Weirder Than You since 1901

Bella Swan: Clumsier Than You since 1987

You say Harry Potter . . .

I say Twilight;

You say wizards

I say vampires;

You say hot

I say cold;

you say Troy Bolton

I say Edward Cullen;

You say love last a lifetime

I say love last forever eternity;

You say Nick, Joe, Kevin, and Frankie

I say Edward, Jasper, Emmet, and Carlisle;

You say Paris

I say Forks;

You say day

I say night;

You say vampires are fake and Twilight sucks

I say you're stupid and dead;

You say fangs

I say venom covered teeth;

You say future

I say Alice;

You say sweet

I say Esme;

You say clumsy

I say Bella;

You say Chill Pill

I say Jasper;

You say Bear Hug

I say Emmett;

You say obsession

I say Way of Life!

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake! The average person can't:

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down, lol.

Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?

When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
Then rub it in their faces.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person?

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

The past is just the future with the lights on.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

"Secret Admirers" are just stalkers with stationary.

Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is our way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!"

BELLA: Hey Edward, can I be a vampire now?
EDWARD: No!
BELLA: *sulks*
EDWARD: Bella, can't a long happy life with me be enough?
BELLA: Not if I have to get OOOOOOLD!
EDWARD: How about I throw in a growth-accelerated half-vampire mutant baby?
BELLA: ...We could make this work.
EDWARD: Attagirl.

A child says to his mom:

"Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick!" With anger, she starts to hit her child 'til he was unconscious. Then she regrets what she has done and, crying, says to her child "Please open your eyes." But it's too late, his tiny heart had stopped ...beating...When she walked to the bedroom, the sheet said "I LOVE YOU MOMMY!" Copy and paste this onto your profile say enough for Child Abuse. :'(

Twilight . . .

«• Twilight •» •.(•. .•).•

«• New Moon •» •.(•. .•).•

«• Eclipse •» •.(•. .•).•

«•Breaking Dawn•»

To hell with a knight in shining armor, I want a werewolf on a motorcycle. ;)

Who cares about a 'prince with many riches', I want a vampire on a Volvo ;)

You wanna know what a girl looks for in a guy? Go read Twilight.

People say Twilight is gay, I'm going off but cooling down. But the minute you say Justin Beiber looks better than Taylor Lautner, it's going down!

Did you konw that forever is actually a very short amount of time?

I just saw Twilight. It's labeled a vampire film, but I don't know why. THose were not vampires. It sunlight makes you sparkle, you're definetly a unicorn.

Bella: You're pale white and ice old. I knopw what you are. Edward: Say it! Out loud! Bella: . . . Ice Cream!

I'm a clumsy brunette! Now were are Edward and Jacob to fight over me?

I'm Team Edward, becuase Jacob has fleas.

I wonder what would happen if I wore red contacts during Breaking Dawn . . .

Ouch papercut! . . . OUCH PAPER CUT! . . . . . I SAID: OUCH PAPER CUT! . . . Jasper come bite me! :D

If you EVER see a werewolf, six foot two, black hair, amazing abs, standing in the woods fighting with a bronze-haired, hot, pale guy that sparkles . . . LET. ME. KNOW!

Stephenie Meyer should finish Midnight Sun!!

Forget being a princess, I wanna be a vampire! ..

Am I the only one that thinks it's disturbing that Rest In Peace basically spells rip?

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/\ _ _ _ _ \o/ _ _ Swim little man, swim faster. Oh who am I kidding? Swim little shark SWIM FASTER!!!! :P

put this
on your profile
if you like Robward Pallun!!

Edward vs Normal guys.

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION:

IF you want to die, I recommend Voltterra

IF you want to live forever, I recommend Forks

IF you're into wildlife, I recommend La Push

IF you're into newborns, I'd recommend Seattle

IF you're placing a bet, you should check in with Alice

IF you're feeling sad, you're best to find Jasper

IF you think your boyfriends cheating, go get Edward

IF you need a hug, go find Esme

IF you're in a fight, get Emmett on your side

IF you need revenge, find Rosalie

IF you fall and hurt yourself, find Carlisle's ER

IF you need a shield, find Bella

IF you need a pet, get Jacob

And IF you need an alternate universe, try Twilight

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Vampires:

...V...Put this
...A...On your
...M...Profile
...P...If
...I...You
...R...Have
...E...That crazy
...S...Obsession over vampires

TWILIGHT QUIZ:

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse

How long did it take you to read the books?
Almost one day each :)

Who introduced you to the books?

Found 'em myself!

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
Borrow them first then buy them all!

Who is your favorite character?

. . . Hard decision... my foot... Edward Cullen!

Who's your favorite vampire?
Edward Freakin’ Cullen

Who is your favorite werewolf?
Seth Clearwater... he's so cute!

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"You named my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster!"

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
The part where Alice comes back in Breaking Dawn

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
when Jake comes up her window the first time!

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
Every time both of 'em are together!!

What was your favorite adventure/battle?
The newborn fight in Eclipse!!!

Which book cover was your favorite?
Breaking Dawn... Chess is cool... sometimes!!

Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Abso-freaking-lutely!!!

Twilight or New Moon?
New Moon

New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?
Eclipse

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Edward!! Duh!?!?!

Bella: "It's...a cow."
Edward: "No, Bella. It's a dinosaur. Of course it's a cow!"
Bella: "You...want me to eat it?"
Edward: "No. I want you to throw a stick at it and see if it brings it back."
Bella: "Feeling a little sarcastic today?"
Edward: "Just a bit"

L-O-L!!

Music...

Music is my life :)
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if you love to laugh!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

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10 REASONS TO LOVE EDWARD CULLEN:

1. He makes an effort to know what you are feeling if he can't read your mind
2. He’s too faithful to go to a strip club
3. He doesn't kill people anymore
4. He always tries to make the best decisions for the good of people he cares about
5. He sparkles
6. He or Bella wasn't blonde and they had a kid so who needs to be blonde
7. He does his best to be moral and logical
8. He fought down his family to save Bella
9. He ignores Rosalie's mean thoughts and Emmett's inappropriate ones
10. He’s a vampire!

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...

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All The Songs Used Other Than The Originals: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL09C8401C3189A389&feature=mh_lolz