Reasons why Hermione and Ron DON'T belong together:

10.) Because Hermione called Harry, "fanciable", which points to a certain possibility that she fancies him.

9.) Because Hermione has more in common with Harry's mom than Ginny. The H/G theory is that Harry went after Ginny because she was like his mother. This is a rebut to that theory. In reality, the only thing Ginny has in common with Lily Evans is the red hair. Ginny was never the top of her class, and she isn't Muggleborn. And, seeing as Hermione has both of those attributes, she is actually closer to Harry's mum than Ginny will ever be.

8.) Because bickering and fighting can't be taken as "sexual tension" in the real world.

7.) Because Harry looks a lot better than Ron.

6.) Because Hermione's rarely ignored Harry.

5.) Because in harrypotter.wikia.com, there are more H/Hr pictures on both the pages of Harry and Hermione.

4.) Because of the fact that they fight doesn't make them opposites; therefore, the "opposites attract" theory can go flush itself down the toilet for immense idiocy.

3.) Because Hermione and Harry have more moments in the books and movies than with she and Ron.

2.) Because Hermione prefers hugging Harry. In fact, she kissed Harry before she kissed Ron.

AND LASTLY:

1.) Because Hermione Potter sounds so much better than Hermione Weasley.

Write 12 of your Fave Book characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

1. Harry Potter

2. Hermione Granger

3. Fleur Delacour

4. Gabrielle Delacour

5. Nymphadora Tonks

6. Ginny Weasley

7. Ron Weasley

8. Fred Weasley

9. George Weasley

10. Percy Weasley

11. Charlie Weasley

12. Bill Weasley

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

NO!! INCEST!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Veela are BURNING HOT!!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Again, INCEST! And also SLASH!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

George is the best prankster since the Marauders! Of course I do!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

YES!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

DEFINITELY Five/Nine. George is closer to Tonks in age.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?

He'd scream, "HERMIONE!! HOW COULD YOU? YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU!! AND WITH MY BROTHER OF ALL PEOPLE!! WE'RE DONE!!"

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

What would happen if Percy Weasley suddenly found himself falling for his brother's incredibly hot wife?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

NO!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Ron finds comfort in Bill's kind words.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

Gabrielle Delacour was hell-bent on getting Harry Potter to go out with her. Her status as a part-Veela scared away all romantic rivals. In the end, she got what she wanted.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash?

No

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or drawn Eleven?

YES

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

YES

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

VOLDEMORT!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Rebel With A Cause

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Weasleycest

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Will you be my Horcrux tonight? Because I want to put a part of my soul inside you.

Weirdest Harry Potter slash couple ever: Harry/Voldemort. I mean, come on, they're supposed to be enemies, not lovers!!

I just learned that I missed both Ron's and Lupin's birthdays. So, without further ado, HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON AND LUPIN!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRED AND GEORGE!!

My favorite Harry Potter ships

1. Harry/Hermione

2. Ginny/Hermione

3. Ginny/Luna

4. Ron/Luna

5. Neville/Luna

My least favorite Harry Potter ships

1. Harry/Ginny

2. Ron/Hermione

3. Remus/Sirius

4. Remus/Tonks

5. Snape/Lily Evans

6. Bill/Fleur

7. Any canon couple (this includes canon couples that didn't work out, like Harry/Cho, Ginny/Dean, Ginny/Michael, Ron/Lavender, Cho/Cedric, Fred/Angelina, Percy/Penelope, and Hermione/Viktor)!

I will never write a Harry/Ginny story!! EVER!!

While it is true that you can't spell HeRmiONe without spelling Ron, it is also true that you can't spell moRON without spelling Ron either!

21 Reasons why Harry Potter should have married Hermione Granger

1. Hermione Potter sounds better than Hermione Weasley.

2. Harry cut his date with Cho short to meet who? Hermione!

3. Unlike Ginny, Hermione never stalked Harry.

4. Hermione knows Harry better than anyone else!

5. H.G. and H.P.? Same first initial!

6. Hermione wanted Harry to be a prefect with her!

7. Hermione is excited that Harry gets to use the Prefect's Bathroom!

8. Hermione is always willing to help Harry. She often refuses to help Ron, especially with homework!

9. Even while Harry dated Ginny, he put Hermione first!

10. When Harry is in danger, Hermione always saves him, and vice versa.

11. Harry and Hermione can communicate with each other without words!

12. They are able to disagree without calling each other names.

13. Hermione calms Harry down.

14. Everyone knows that Ginny kissed Harry in Deathly Hallows: Part 1. After that kiss, he generally avoided her, preferring to stay with Hermione!

15. They both have hair problems!

16. Hermione always has Harry's best interests at heart.

17. It was Hermione's idea for Harry to lead Dumbledore's Army!

18. Hermione knew all about Harry even before she met him!

19. Hermione always watches Harry's Quidditch matches.

20. Even when Harry and Hermione are fighting, she attends his Quidditch matches and supports him!

21. Everyone knows that you can't spell HeRmiONe without spelling Ron, but very few people know that you can't spell moRON without spelling Ron, either!

Alright, I have noticed that some people are flaming my story, 10 Reasons Why Harry Should Have Married Hermione. Therefore, I have no choice but to issue a no-flame law. Anyone (I repeat, ANYONE!) who flames any of my stories will be messaged and asked to delete their review!

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1) Harry Potter
2) Hermione Granger
3) Fleur Delacour
4) Nymphadora Tonks
5) Ron Weasley
6) Ginny Weasley
7) Fred Weasley
8) George Weasley
9) Hugo Weasley
10) Rose Weasley
11) James Sirius Potter
12) Albus Severus Potter

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Ginny/James Sirius? NO!!! INCEST!!

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Tonks? Hot? YES!!

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
AHHH!!! INCEST!! Don't you know that George is Albus's uncle?!

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Hugo? Yeah! I definitely recommend all of them!

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
YES!

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Neither! It would be incest either way!

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
He'd run out and call the DMLE to report a case of incest and child molestation!

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Err okay…..Fleur/Rose. (It's gonna be femslash)

Everyone thought I'd be happy with Bill. They were all wrong. I mean, sure, I was happy at first. But then, my brother-in-law, Ron, married his longtime love interest, Hermione Granger, and they had a daughter named Rose. I, Fleur Delacour, now have reason to believe that Bill Weasley is not my soulmate. My true soulmate is Rose Weasley.

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Harry/George? I suppose so!

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Fred/Albus Severus? "When the dead return to comfort the children of the living"

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Tonks is going to de-flower Harry? Oh good lord…..

Plot: It was a dark and stormy night. Thunder resounded across the sky as lightning flashed all around. Down from the clouds came a Metamorphmagus named Nymphadora Tonks. Unfortunately, a lightning bolt struck her broom, lighting it on fire. She crash-landed on the front lawn of #4 Privet Drive, hurried inside, and ran upstairs to Harry Potter's room. All that night, something went on in that room, something louder than the thunder or the rain! (Good thing the Dursleys are heavy sleepers!)

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I suppose so!

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
YES!

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Sadly, no.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Hermione/Tonks/Ron? Nope, I doubt it.

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Rose? I suppose what most girls would

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
World So Cold by Three Days Grace. George would most identify with this song! He misses Fred!

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Harry/Ginny/Albus Severus

WARNING: Incest. Parent/child sex. Child molestation

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Rose to Hermione? None, Rose is Hermione's daughter!

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Ummm a week or so ago. It was a Romione fic.

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Ginny? Harry!

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
James Sirius/Hugo? No!

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Fleur/Fred? Fleur!

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

“Harry and Hugo are in a happy relationship. Hugo runs off with Tonks. Harry, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with James Sirius and a brief unhappy affair with Albus Severus, then follows the wise advice of Ron Weasley and finds true love with Fleur Delacour.”

“Harry's ups and downs of romance”

Readers: None, sadly

Write it: Sadly sounds like something I would write lol

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Fred/George? I'd never read it!

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Another one!

List 10 of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

1. Harry Potter
2. Fleur Delacour
3. Hermione Granger
4. Nymphadora Tonks
5. Ron Weasley
6. Ginny Weasley
7. George Weasley
8. Fred Weasley
9. Albus Dumbledore
10. Aberforth Dumbledore

What would you say or do if…

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I'd scream a scream of excitement so loud it would break all the windows on my street.

Number 2 asked you to go out with her?
"Yes, Fleur, I will!"

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Scream in excitement, run out of the shower, passionately make out with her, and then lead her back to my bedroom for a night of fun.

Number 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Tonks isn't a "he", but marrying Albus Dumbledore? I'd crash the wedding!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
“Ron!! I just wanted to thank you so much!!"

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I'd say, "Ginny, is that really you?” She'd confirm this, and then we'd recreate that famous beach scene in Jaws, only this time without a shark and lots of kissing instead.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
”YAY!! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE RELATED TO GEORGE!"

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
"NO!! DON'T LEAVE ME, FRED!"

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Albus Dumbledore wouldn't do that!

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
NO! I love Aberforth, though he is a bit gruff.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will number 1 do?
He'll just kill the killers with Avada Kedavra.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Fleur? She'd call for paramedics!

It's your birthday. What will number 3 give you?
Hermione? Probably a book on trains and a passionate makeout session.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does number 4 do?
Tonks knows Aguamenti, so she'd put out the flames.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will number 5 do?
He'd say, “Come on, you can do it!!"

You're about to marry number 10. What's number 6's reaction?
Ginny would yell at me for marrying Aberforth.

You got dumped by someone. How will number 7 cheer you up?
Buy me something from Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes!

You're angry about it afterwards, how does number 8 calm you down?
Buy me something from Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes!

You compete in some tournament. How does number 9 support you?
Albus Dumbledore is always there to support me!

You can't stop laughing. What will number 10 do?
Cast the Anti-Laughing spell!

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Harry Potter? HE'S HARRY POTTER! HE KILLED VOLDEMORT!

Number 2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
“You're made for each other!”

You're dating number 3 and introduce her to your parents. Will they get along?
Of course! Hermione's awesome!

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
It's war!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
No! They're brother and sister, for Merlin's sake!

Number 6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Ginny Weasley is a player? Maybe tell Hermione so she can dump her and be with me.

You had a haircut and number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Ewww! And then I would probably push him off the side of a cliff.

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
"Aww Fred, don’t worry, you’ll get a girlfriend one day...”

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I'm thinking of writing a songfic to go along with Carrie Underwood's new song "Blown Away". Message me if you support this idea!

Timeline of the missing 19 years from Harry Potter:

May 2, 1998: Harry Potter defeats Voldemort once and for all; Harry and Hermione start dating, as do Ron and Luna. Ginny and Neville also start dating.

March 3, 1999: Harry and Hermione announce their engagement, as do Neville and Ginny

June 5, 1999: Ron and Luna announce their engagement

September 1, 1999: Hermione marries Harry and becomes a Potter

September 2, 1999: Luna marries Ron and becomes a Weasley

December 25, 1999: Harry, Hermione, Ron and Luna come to the Burrow to celebrate the first Voldemort-free Christmas for 50 years

February 4, 2000: Harry and Hermione move into the house where Harry banished Voldemort to the spirit realm on Halloween 1981

March 5, 2000: Ron and Luna move in next door to Harry and Hermione

June 5, 2000: It is confirmed that the last of the Death Eaters has been thrown through the Veil of Death; Hermione goes to Australia to retrieve her parents

July 4, 2000: Harry, Hermione, Ron and Luna Apparate to America to watch the fireworks

January 1, 2005: Hermione announces she is pregnant

September 1, 2005: Ginny Potter is born

January 25, 2006: Luna announces she is pregnant

February 1, 2006: Hermione announces she is pregnant again

September 25, 2006: Xenophilius Weasley is born

October 1, 2006: Fred Potter is born

January 2, 2007: Luna announces she is pregnant again

January 3, 2007: Hermione announces she is pregnant for a third time

September 2, 2007: Harry Weasley is born

September 3, 2007: George Potter is born

September 1, 2016: Ginny Potter goes to Hogwarts for the first time

September 1, 2018: Xenophilius Weasley follows his cousin to Hogwarts

September 1, 2018: Fred Potter accompanies Xenophilius Weasley to Hogwarts

September 1, 2019: Harry Weasley and George Potter go to Hogwarts

Xenophilius becomes a Ravenclaw just like his mother. Fred and George become Gryffindors like their parents. They have inherited their namesakes' propensity for mischief. Harry becomes a Slytherin, which is a HUGE shock to his namesake. Ginny becomes a Hufflepuff. And so, the entire Weasley/Potter clan spreads across the 4 houses of Hogwarts.

Yes, I know that the above timeline diverges from canon, but that's the way I like it!!