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Author has written 13 stories for Lord of the Rings, X-overs, Lost, and Firefly. Once upon a time there was a girl named Andy Longwood, who couldn't write bios in the first person and therefore had to write them all in narrative. Andy had a history of writing very bad self-insert fanfiction, all of which luckily ended when she joined the Lord of the Rings fandom and discovered what a Mary Sue was. Following this discovery, she wrote a few more bad stories that transitioned over the years to passable stories, met her best friend through fandom, and got some neat new outlooks on character insight. Currently, Andy is a poor college student in a school for rich college students. She's in the swing dancing club and the karaoke club, has chorus four days a week, and her favorite holiday is Talk Like a Pirate Day. She has a Fullmetal Alchemist poster by her bed, which she picked out even though it has the Tringham brothers on it because it had a better picture of Al then the other poster, and a poster of Frodo right next to her pillow, because she thinks Elijah Wood is a pretty, pretty boy. Last summer she was in a stage version of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. She was a green unicorn. She likes singing and clouds and long walks on the beach and once kept a croquet mallet by her bed for a whole month in case of a zombie attack. She loves Shaun of the Dead. The Lord of the Rings is her favorite story. Frodo is her favorite character. Fullmetal Alchemist is her favorite manga. Alphonse Elric is her favorite character. Lost is the only TV show she watches. Hurley is her favorite character. Or, wait, no. Sayid is her favorite character. Or Charlie. Doctor Who is her latest fandom. Great Big Sea is her favorite band. Loreena McKennitt is her favorite singer. She has a webcomic called The Kitchen Sink. It's a story about a guy, a girl, and the Lovecraftian monsters that raid their fridge. If asked, she will say that 42 is the answer to everything. She's one hoopy frood who knows where her towel is. | |||||||||||
1. Found Family reviewsA character study of a developing crew. Primarily OCs, features canon cameos. I believe in space zombies who eat faces, why shouldn't I believe in reincarnation? Oneshot, complete.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,836 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-13-06 - Complete2. A Service of Love » reviewsA series of MerryEowyn drabbles, kept mostly as close to canon as possible.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-26-05 - Published: 9-22-05 - Meriadoc B. & Eowyn3. A Shieldmaiden's Lot » reviewsInspired by Eowyn's feats at Pelennor, a girl joins the Rohirric army for all the wrong reasons. Bookverse, no girl-falls-into-Middle-earth, no Legomance, and hopefully no Mary Sue.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-3-05 - Published: 8-19-04 - Eowyn4. The Banishing of Sméagol reviews“It is not to be wondered at that he became very unpopular . . . they called him Gollum, and cursed him, and told him to go far away; and his grandmother, desiring peace, expelled him from the family and turned him out of her hole.” – Gandalf, FotRLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-18-05 - Smeagol & Gollum5. Let Her Be reviewsPast time for a hit, Charlie sees Claire in the airport, and hopes she has someone looking out for her. Pure onesided fluff.Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-15-05 - Charlie & Claire6. A Few Brief Meetings » reviewsGandalf pays a visit to the river folk, where he encounters an old friend and a new acquaintance whose fate will weigh heavily on his mind. Chapter status: 2 out of 3.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-14-05 - Published: 3-4-05 - Smeagol & Gandalf7. Minor Battles reviewsThe Ring wasn’t the only thing Sméagol and Déagol fought over.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-27-05 - Smeagol8. I Will Know Suffering reviewsIlúvatar’s gift does not always seem a blessing. When the Ringbearer comes to Valinor to find peace, he is a reminder that mortality can be a cause for mourning – and that to truly know happiness, one must also know sorrow.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-16-05 - Frodo B.9. Eggses reviews“. . . suddenly Gollum remembered thieving from nests long ago, and sitting under the riverbank teaching his grandmother, teaching his grandmother to suck – ‘Eggses!’ he hissed. ‘Eggses, it is!’”Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-2-05 - Smeagol10. The Dark Night Seems Endless reviewsAU. Hi, I'm Andy, and this is the one-shot that made me cry.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-3-04 - Gollum & Frodo B. - Complete11. Just Call Me Mary Sue » reviewsA pre-movie Lord of the Rings fan gets sent to Middle-earth . . . as a Mary Sue! Tina Carson continues on her undying quest to salvage the canon of LotR while not getting killed by the PPC, captured by Orcs, or snogged to death by the 'Sued characters.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,043 - Reviews: 166 - Updated: 2-4-04 - Published: 1-8-0312. Dominatus reviewsHP and X-men Evo. The Institute is no longer safe, and the X-Men are offered protection by people they never thought existed. Now Wizards are faced with the terrifying notion of muggles with powers--and the X-Men aren't the only mutants at Hogwarts . . .X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-22-0313. The Mall of Arda » reviewsWelcome to Imladris, Middle-earth’s premier shopping mall. Please come in, look around, and try to restrain yourself from maiming me for writing such tripe. Based on a fangirls delusions, told from Legolas’ point of view.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-26-03 - Published: 2-7-03 - Legolas
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