I'm Plotting Something Evil.

I'm a teenager

A bit of a sadist... okay I'm a big sadist

I enjoy watching others suffer

I'm emo. Very emo.

Pictures of my OC characters and of other stuff:

Jupiter:

http://blueiceninja4.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4bbc1t

Sora from Emptiness:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGrnuXn-kKUH09AGMFgXoO4gNvsXJ6FcxvwpWibEwY-AsyEjOSyg

Sora's double bladed scythe:

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSS5ERdD28scMqPJfMldyxuA190SqVPCyNy449IoLQLW-2tbOI1

Amatsu:

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHaTruwuOvLPvTrcvROyu_f6J8NbJIowa12KkwWUIvgTVfgzoIlg

Amatsu's true form: Envy

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=ion=&global=1&q=blueiceNINJA4#/d4bbblj

Manami and Yumei as children (Manami on the left and Yumeichi on the right)

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSMeBT1C8NjquHKq5se9vqvySsNr8HDF2R4DxCzOZytGlK-a-yO

Manami and Yumei now

http://sp0.fotolog.com/photo/0/7/59/dark_emo_punk/1208189871_f.jpg

Aria:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQif7NQPrao5ynCak9vvQrXzw7r-_nSPpQ-1LzzecFah3CVN_3X

Luna:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSW_B7xoRQzM69kaE4jPDjvXJb0_DYqJOZwQg97660Qq8Ppwb-V

Alphonse:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpYAJMwVnVDtq6v1S1jhaSk9I3tbJkXlIKMlI2gDrOUCuVuGAv

Falon:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQdwqtU3mG1iFCPKRcH0dXfSZWK_VQ18e-9dO6-11ndW0mwyNjk2g

Mila:

http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1853389

Favorite anime

Pandora Hearts

Vampire Knight

Bleach

D. Gray Man (I'm officially a member of the Clan of Noah)

Blood Plus (A very vampirish anime show)

Naruto Shippuden

The Wallflower (Honestly this anime made me laugh more than Ouran did! It's friggin hilarious and almost made me pee in my pants.)

Ouran Highschool Host Club (the twins are min .)

Ghost Hunter (Paranormal anime that is beast)

Special A (warning the main character is a block head)

Dance in the Vamire Bund (A really cool vampire show.)

Code Geass (I bawled my eyes out on the last episode! Why do all the characters I like always die?)

Soul Eater

Fruits Basket

Fullmetal Alchemist ( love this anime! Though I didn't really like Brotherhood)

Shiki (This is a really weird vampire show that is worth your time!)

Romeo x Juliet (I have never watched an anime so friggin depressing!)

Claymore (Beastly anime right here)

Samurai 7 (I was on Netflix the whole day watching this)

Murder Princess (Only 5 ep but is pretty good)

Hell Girl

Scrapped Princess

Pretear

Descendants of Darkness

GunXSword

Kurotshitsuji (Black Butler)

Gai-Rei Zero (I was bawling at the end TT-TT)

Hakuouki Shinsengumi Kitan

Games:

Dynasty Warriors Strikeforce (Im addicted to this game)

Dynasty Warriors 7

Dynasty Warriors 6: Empires

Dynasty Warriors 6 (basically all Dynasty Warriors games)

Samurai Warriors 3

Final Fantasy 13

Call of Duty Modern Warefare

Call of Duty Modern Warefare 2

Call of Duty Black Ops

Soul Calibur 4

L.A. Noire

Bio Shock

My fav anime characters:

Well I don't have a number one because that would be wayy to difficult for me to choose with as much anime as I watch.

Pandora Hearts: Xerxes Break- OMFGOGFJEIOEAOIHGAOIJ I WILL RAPE HIM AND WE WILL HAVE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN!

Vampire Knight: Aidou Hanabusa- Okay now how can you not love Aidou? His charming, handsome, and is a playboy for godsakes! Plus his ice abilities make him look even more sexy!

Vampire Knight: Shiki Senri- He's so cool! Smexy Shiki!

Vampire Knight: Ichijou Takuma- he's such a gentlemen! And out of all the vamps he is the most kind and has a soft spot for humans!

Bleach: Ulquiorra Cifer- he acts so cold and emotionless! And that's what makes him one of my favorite anime characters!

Bleach: Grimmjow Jaqueajacks- Ok so I know I spelled his last name wrong and I'm way to lazy to look it up but this guy got some serious sexy muscles!

Bleach: Coyote Stark- Kay, now I honestly don't have a big crush on Stark but he is a cool guy and I love his personality and the way he cares for his Lilynette.

Bleach: Soi Fon- She is just beastly.

Naruto: Hidan- Hidan has a horrible foul mouth but he's a pretty beastly character being all immortal and stuff

Naruto: Sasori- the real Sasori is pretty good looking if you ask me even if he is a bit insane.

Naruto: Konan- I love how dedicated Konan is to Nagato! Pssh! The only reason she stayed with Akatsuki is to support Nagato.

Naruto: Kiba- hehe... he's hot! kya!

Blood Plus: Solomon Goldsmith- he is such a gentlemen! He kind of reminds me of Takuma. He leaves Diva just to be with Saya and is against the two queens fighting. All Solomon wants is just peace and love! Oh god he's so hot!

Blood Plus: Diva- I was rather upset when Diva died in the last episode. I was hoping her and her sister could work it out :( I have a grudge against Saya now who did not understand her twins suffering. All Diva's life she was locked up in the tower used as an experiment and treated like an animal while Saya got to live in a mansion getting pampered and being treated human! Not fair! Diva was right when she said that Saya was selfish!

Ouran HHC: Hikaru and Kaoru- OMG! The twins are so sexy! Their very close and incessant relationship with each other makes it even more sexy!

Ouran HHC: Mitsukuni aka Honey- aww is he adorable or what! You just want to pinch his adorable lil cheeks!

Soul Eater: Soul- well he's just cool! Is it just me or is his voice the same as Ichigo's from Bleach?

Soul Eater: Death the Kid- Kid is good looking and funny! If anything is symmetrical he refuses to destroy it! I enjoy watching his fits!

Fullmetal Alchemist: Lust- Lust is awesome! She wants so bad to be human! I mean that's the only thing that really motivates her.

Code Geass: Lelouch- he's so sinister... I like it! Have you heard his laugh to? He sounds like a friggin villain when he laughs! It's kind of scary... but then again it has a sexy edge to it!

Romeo x Juliet: Tybalt- kya! He's so mysterious! That makes him even more hanesome!

D. Gray Man: Tyki Mikk- Hehe... he's so calm and sexy one moment and the next he's lost his mind then he's calm again. As hot as you are my dear, you need a therapist for your... uh... um... Noah problems.

D. Gray Man- Devit/Debitto/David- Why does he have so many names? Lol. He is my fav Noah and I'm like his BIGGEST fangirl. I stalk him >:D tehe... I just might rape him. LOL.

D. Gray Man: Jasdevi- Devit and his twin Jasdero combined? You get the awesome Jasdevi! When they combine bodies they're totally epic! They pawn all exorcists! Jasdero is so stupid it's funny really. Tehe.

D. Gray Man: Lavi- Meh, I don't really have a crush on him but he's an awesome character and he always makes me laugh. He's like another Broc from pokemon. Everytime he sees a pretty girl *shakes head* oh Lavi, what am I going to do with you?

D. Gray Man: Kanda Yuu- oh dear... the things I'd do to him.

GunXSword: Van- Is it Von or Van? This guy kicks ass! He's like another Shikamaru. Lol. He doesn't care what goes on around him. I swear that guy wouldn't care if the world ended. All he cares about is killing the clawed man. Van you must move on and marry Wendy.

Anime Characters I HATE!

Vampire Knight: Kuran Kaname- More like Kanagay. I hate this guy so much. He plays the hero who saves the day, and he’s engaged to the MC Yuki and then he goes and kills Aidou’s father. Wtf? This guy is really messed up! He made Aidou cry! Not to mention how he walks around with a stick up his butt.

Vampire Knight: Soeun Ruka- This girl screams BITCH!!! She chases after Kaname even after she finds out he’s engaged to the pureblood Kuran Yuki. Does she want Yuki to kill her? You don’t make a pureblood angry.

Vampire Knight: Shirabuki Sara- this woman is so sly. She plays the damsel in distress and she acts like Yuki’s friend but really she wants to become queen. For god sakes! She killed her own fiancée! And then she attempted to kill Hanadagi. She’s a really twisted woman.

Vampire Knight: Yuuki- stupid ass, innocent, naive, blockheaded...

Nana: Takumi- I’M GOING TO KILL THIS GUY!!!!

HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian,
because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Would read then ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!!

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

-You say psycho like it's a bad thing!

You say BABY PINK
I say BLACK
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (but it's true. lol)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I'm SATANIST, so I MUST be a horrible person I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I smoke MARIJUANA so I MUST have no life
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must be easy
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (People always tell me I'm very pretty but I have low self esteem and I always disagree)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems