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(Before I had this account/When I am too lazy to log in, I go by the anonymous names XxAnimeLuvRxX or thelazykidwhoshan'tberevealed)
My name is Sarah. Lets seeeee...
Things about Me:
I like a little bit of everything. My music tastes can be kind of odd sometimes, but I am pretty mainstream. Anything that is catchy enough to get stuck in my head is usually something I like.
•Animes/Mangas: (To be honest, I haven't even finished a few of these series. XD)
Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Bleach, Code Geass, Vampire Knight, Inuyasha, Sailor Moon, Kamichama Karin, Death Note, Princess Tutu, Mermaid Melody, Ouran High School Host Club, Chibi Vampire/Karin, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, and thats all I can recall at the moment...
While I like stories about Sakura here on Fanfiction, I am not too interested with her in the actual Naruto story line. I firmly believe in Naruto/Hinata, Shikamaru/Temari, Neji/Tenten, Shizune/Kakashi, Asuma/Kurenai, and Kushina/Minato. I separate my actual anime/manga pairings from my fanfic pairings with a few exceptions. On fanfic, I read mostly Sakura stories, but the pairings listed in bold are the ones I want to come true in the anime/manga. As for Sakura, I can deal with whoever she is paired with in Naruto, but I would be ecstatic if she really was with an Akatsuki member.
On FF, I really only read stories with Sakura because I like her character. I appreciate the personality Kishimoto's given her, although, I hate how useless she is portrayed to be in the manga/anime. In all honesty, she seems like a third wheel to Naruto and Sasuke's bond. I like Sakura and everything, but you must admit that Sasuke and Naruto continue to advance while Sakura is just there, waiting for something to happen between the two of them. I realize she is a formidable person, but in comparison to Sasuke and Naruto, she is not that strong. While she is not the main character in Naruto, I feel she should have a bigger role. Her character is great, but Kishimoto does not really do anything with her. She's made out to seem like a tag along, with no major role in the plot. In Naruto, Sakura has some much potential as a character, but she is useless. In fact, all of Kishimoto's female characters seem underdeveloped to a degree.
Sakura is an admirable person and on FF, people are able to use their imaginations to magnify her positive qualities. In the anime/manga Naruto, Sakura pales in comparison to her teammates. Sure she's strong, but Sasuke and Naruto are basically Kage level at this point. Her teammates are power-houses. It doesn't seem fair. She's not really made out to be the heroine she was supposed to be. Sorry, I broke into a rant there.
Anyways, I basically only follow Sakura stories. I like other pairings, truly I do, but I just enjoy reading Sakura related stories specifically.
If you are currently visiting my profile, give me a PM! I want to see if anyone actually browses through here. I don't bite! Talk to me about anything. sErIOUsly!
If anyone is wondering about my story-not that I expect many people, if any at all to care-I have put it on hold/hiatus. Why? I have no clue where it is going. I'm glad that some people dropped by and decided that they liked it already, but it was impulsively written. I do not believe in deleting stories, so it will stay where it is for now. I simply decided that no one will miss it if nothing has happened yet.
WARNING! Everything after this point is nonsense and may be ignored. Continue reading ONLY if you wish to be entertained.
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My Copy/Paste Nonsense:
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7 Ways to Scare your roommates
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES...(IF YOU ARE CHINESE, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS OFFENSIVELY...IT IS ONLY FOR HUMOR) YOU MUST READ THIS OUT LOUD...
1 - THAT'S NOT RIGHT...Sum Ting Wong
2 - ARE YOU HARBORING A FUGITIVE...Wai Yu Hai Ding
3 - SEE ME ASAP...Kum Hia
4 - STUPID MAN...Dum Fuk
5 - SMALL HORSE...Tai Ni Po Ni
6 - DID YOU GO TO THE BEACH...Wai Yu So Tan
7 - I BUMPED THE COFFEE TABLE...Ai Bang Mai Fa King Ni
8 - I THINK YOU NEED A FACE LIFT...Chin Tu Fat
9 - IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE...Wai So Dim
10 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11 - THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE...No Pah King
12 - OUT MEETING IS SCHEDULED FOR NEXT WEEK...Wai Yu Kum Now
13 - STAYING OUT OF SIGHT...Lei Ying Lo
14 - HE'S CLEANING HIS AUTOMOBILE...Wa Shing Ka
15 - YOUR BODY ODOR IS OFFENSIVE...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16 - GREAT!...Fa King Su Pa
Pick Up-lines and shut downs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: I love looking into your eyes.
Man: Would you like to come with me?
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Do stairs go up or down?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
Strangers have the best candy
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night
I’m Not A Complete Idiot; Some Parts Are Missing.
Idiots surround me!
Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The more I learn, the less I understand.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.
Too many freaks, not enough circus's!
WARNING: mental backup in progress.
You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!
You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted And Used Against You
You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me
Your village called, their idiot is missing.
"Before you criticize someone always walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
"Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth."
"Snowflakes are some of the most fragile things in the world but look what happens when they stick together."
"Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months."
"It's not cheating unless you get caught, and if you get caught, lie through your teeth."
"Live long and prosper, or live short and don't prosper... whichever works for you."
"It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts."
"My head may be cracked but my insanity is still intact!"
"It's the friends that you can call up at 4 AM that matter."
"You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity."
“That’s it! I give up! There’s no talking to you people! And you wonder why I’m arrogant! If the rest of you weren’t such idiots, I might not feel so superior!”
"Society is thick, Normality is overrated, Lunacy is underestimated, and in the midst of it all, I remain relatively sane."
"If you do that I will kill you, then I will reincarnate you and kill you again!"
"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
"Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying."
"Nice try, but you can't fool a fool."
"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable."
"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."
"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."
"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police."
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."
"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."
"Life is not measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
Boys make good pets!
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the part where you get tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you're on drugs.
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.
Silence is silver...but Duct Tape is Shiny!
"Life's Tough, get a helmet!" (Eric from Boy Meets World)
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay."
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
Normal people worry me.
You say psycho like it's a bad thing.
Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do.
If you love somebody, they shouldn't make you cry, they should be worth crying over.
"I'm going to live life or die trying."
"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams."
"We didn’t lose...we just ran out of time" unknown
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
If you die, I'll kill you!"
Be Quite Voices! Or I'll Poke You With A Q-Tip!
Live Dangerous. . .Run With Scissors
Its not cheating unless your caught. Till then it is called, Strategic Answer Retrieval (SAR).
"Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to make your face frown, BUT,
it only takes 4 to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother @#?&! upside the head... Pass it on."
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I'll get in trouble no matter what."
Good friends give you a ride. Close friends buy you a car. Best friends are the getting-away-from-the-scene-of-the-crime driver.
"Flying is merely what happens when you throw yourself at the ground and miss."
A straight line may be the shortest route between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting...
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
i hate it when the voices argue with my imaginary friends
Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
How can I think outside of the box, if they won't let me out of it?
Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Being normal is overrated.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
"When all else fails blow shit up."
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
Don't take it personally.. but you smell like an ice cube.
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
Yo-yos were invented as a weapon.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.
If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. ;)
Yes, I am insane, but every now and then I have these horrible periods of boredom where I have to be normal like you.
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?
We're all going to die...but I got a helmet.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a, "You had to be there," thing. I think of it as a "You have to be clinically insane like us," thing.
If you ever stop to wonder if you have insane mental problems, then it's already too late for you. It's sad, but true.
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
My day isn't complete until I have freaked out a complete stranger.
We're all pretty bizarre. Some are just better at showing it.
I don't know what my problem is, but I do know its hard to pronounce.
The pen is mightier than the sword; no-one expects you to attack them with a pen.
I could never find another man like you...Hell, half the time I can't even find where I parked the car.
I once gave up anime; it was the most terrifying hour of my life.
Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.
You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are made of the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.
You have the right to swing first. However, if you choose to swing first, any move you make can and will be used as an excuse to beat the shit out of you. You have the right to have a doctor and a priest present. If you cannot afford a doctor or are not presently attending a church of your choice, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand what I just told you, Asshole?
After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Well, maybe life isn't for everyone."
Evil Minions; not always as useful as one would hope.
Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
That's when I started breaking into people's houses. I didn't steal anything, but I did rearrange their furniture.
You laugh because I'm a little different; I laugh because I rigged your house with explosives.
Seeing Sasuke making funny faces amuses me greatly.
You can't make a person love you... You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
Slinky Escalator = Everlasting fun.
You know, just once I would like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.
I may not look like much, but I'm a pro at pretending to be a ninja.
Beware of women with kunai.
Do Not Disturb: Plotting
Stupid weatherman...Sunny and clear my ass.
"If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
"Oh, good, my dog found the chainsaw." -Lilo (Lilo and Stitch)
People are like slinkies, basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
When you drink, you get drunk. When you get drunk, you sleep. When you sleep, you commit no sin. So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
I'm such a REBEL. I leave a message BEFORE the beep.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every last minute of it!
Kids like us should wear WARNINGS.
Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.
You're a great friend, but if the zombies chase us I'm tripping you.
It's shiny and in video game rules, it's important.
I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found.
There's two kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't... We call those last people, dinner.
Stalkers are like your best friends. They just hide behind trees more.
It's a good thing I love you 'cause if I didn't, I'd call the men in white coats on you.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
Why would I steel something that doesn't involve money...? Wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say was 'why would I steal something at all'. I'm a good girl.
"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough." -Colbert
"Don't provoke the lunatic, alright." -Booth (Bones)
Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.
"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway." -Elbert Hubbard
Careful or you'll end up in my novel.
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of." - Burt Bacharach
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. (Unless no one knows that you're responsible for it; then it's probably best to lie low and wait for it to blow over.)
When you lose, don't lose the lesson. (And the lesson is: "Vengeance!") (As long as you aren't Sasuke Uchiha...)
"The older you get, the sooner it ends."
Insanity is just a word for "eccentric genius."
"I am not insane... I am just looking for the entrance of the kingdom of mayonnaise"
I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people!
As I lay in my bed one night, and stare at the stars; I wonder...Where the heck is my ceiling?!
Drive it like you stole it!
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
We’re not lost. I’m just not quite sure where we are.
I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!
You have the emotional capacity of this stapler.
...not to mention that I went crazy again today.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.
It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Yes, of course I'm perfectly civil, but that's only because I choose to direct my anger towards such fruitful pursuits as plotting your untimely and gruesome death.
"Ohana means family, Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten." (Lilo & Stitch)
-If a stranger offers you a ride, only go with him if he has candy.
-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
Be nice to losers. One day they might be cool!
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- I'm not crazy- I'm psychotic . . . There's a difference!
- There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.
- My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time.
- Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.
- Don't get mad; get sadistic.
-Dont worry, we'll get through this with inexpensive therapy, bubble wrap, and chocolate.
- Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Common sense is the enemy of comedy.
- Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.
- My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.
- Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil.
- I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!
- You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home.
- Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.
- If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window...I will laugh.
- Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?
- What is this 'kindness' you speak of?
- Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.
- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'
- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- He who laughs last didn't get it.
- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Being weird is like being normal, only better!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'
I am not crazy! You know what! The voices don't like you anymore!'
Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough.
They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?
The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.
My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.
At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny
They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.
Weather Forecast for tonight: dark
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.'
Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls.
"You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth."
'When my mother is mad... she doesn't glare daggers, oh no... she glares pitch-forks!'
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If you're a self-proclaimed genius, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hahaha! Genius of fail that is.)
If you've ever been talking then changed the subject entirely copy and past this to your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you say you're weird, you normal. Saying you're normal is odd. If you admit you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Oxymoron much?)
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. (Very narrow range of talents though)
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your family is weird and/or complicated copy and paste this to your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (Sometimes but it can be hard.)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. -I’ll finish my profile later- (Dude, I put the PRO in procrastination because I am an expert at it.)
Even when you can’t see him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!
If you fricking LOVE these copy and pastes, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If you have a terrible memory, copy and...what was I doing again?
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you have ever said somthing twice and not even noticed, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you use sarcasm everyday and/or unconsciously copy and paste it to the computer in the next country. (Sometimes my sarcasm is so advanced, people actually believe I am stupid.)
If you think you'd go insane/more insane without music copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If, at one point, you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters long, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
IF YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL ANIME AND MANGA OTAKU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE RIGHT NOW!!
If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, cat drowning, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and you are proud of it copy, this on to your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, or you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you have ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile.
If you are an Itachi fangirl and just cannot hold it in copy this on your profile.
If you are just a plain Naruto anime fangirl, copy this on your profile.
If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile.
If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped when there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever read started/ to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO (Technically, it IS a dwarf planet now.)
If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. (Hollister, American Eagle, Abercrombie, Aero, etc. are great and all, but seriously, have some style. Just because it is brand name does not mean it looks great.)
If you have been on Youtube for more than 5 hours, paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever closed a door on your head, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever zoned out during school and missed everything the teacher said, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that a place where the girls ruled the world would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you think the government is tapping your phone, copy this to your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this!
If you want Bella to become a vampire, copy this into your profile. (I love Twilight, but I hate the fan base. I'm not a fan of Team Edward! Team Jacob! nonsense, but congratulations to the actors who are benefiting from the fame.)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever wished you could be a REAL Konoha Ninja, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into your profile while laughing your head off!
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if you're a Ninja!
Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01,naru-chan13, Kuro Uchiha, Ayumi Elric, joyfulsakura-chan, XeverythingXseemsXwrongX, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, animeXtenshiXhime829
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic, XeverythingXseemsXwrongX, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, animeXtenshiXhime829
The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, animeXtenshiXhime829
If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, animeXtenshiXhime829
20 ways to spend in Walmart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a while, and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."
What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
Is represented as:
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks.
You Know You're a Naruto Addict When...
You eat Ramen all day every day.
You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.
You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.
You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.
You say "Dattebayo," "Shannaro," "What a Drag," "How Troublesome," or "Believe it!" after every sentence.
You cover half of your face with a mask.
You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.
You try to walk up trees using your feet only.
You draw whiskers on your face.
You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site.
You draw black circles around your eyes.
You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.
You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.
You run with your arms behind you.
You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.
...And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .
You decide to call your morals your "ninja way" or "nindo".
You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"
You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.
You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.
You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.
You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.
You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.
You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.
You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”
Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat
Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.
You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.
You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.
...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.
You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.
You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.
You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"
You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.
You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"
You have to put on a headband before a major competition.
...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.
You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu
You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).
You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.
You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".
You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.
Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.
You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.
You try to make pairings between characters.
You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.
You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.
You carry puppets with you.
You call your group of friends a "three man cell".
You tell your friends Art is a Bang
Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.
You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.
The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.
You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
...And proceed to imagine yourself painting on them
You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.
You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.
You spy on girls and call it research.
You try to summon a frog in biology class.
...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".
You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.
You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.
You have a pet pig named Tonton.
You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.
You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.
You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.
You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”
You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
You start making hand signs.
...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"
You try to sign a contract with blood.
You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"
You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"
You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay
You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal
You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld
You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim
You thought Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left
You think Byakugan looks a little painful
You even write in Adult Fanfiction
You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden
You make up your own little Naruto world in your head
You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all
You spend a day or more drawing Naruto characters instead of homework.
You write or read Naruto fanfiction.
You find a crater and claim you punched it with chakra.
You go up to a doctor and ask if they will teach you medical ninjutsu.
You draw mouths on the palm of your hands and try to mold clay really fast.
You try to find a gang to ask if they know where the Akatsuki is lurking.
You claim you can feel every presence through your rain ninjutsu
You learn origami just so you can be cool like Konan.
You stutter like Hinata to people you like and proceed to fakely passout.
You get a fake sword and claim that you are learning kenjutsu to become one of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist.
You claim you used your Mangekyo Sharingan on someone that has fainted.
You paint half your body black and the other white and talk to yourself.
You throw toothpicks at people and tell them they are senbon needles.
You stick your tongue out and bite people and tell them they're cursed.
You tell people you can't use any of your ninja skills because you are a civillian in disguise.
You claim to have summoned a random frog you found.
You tell people you are finally Anbu when you finish college.
You paint a diamond on your forehead.
You write Love on the side of your forhead.
You tell people a demon fox almost destroyed your house when one comes into your backyard.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto
...And also try to add to this list as well
Why are there no phones in Naruto!?
In Naruto, there are TVs but no phones.
In Naruto, there are huge screens thingys but no phones.
In Naruto, there are trains but no phones.
In Naruto, there are clocks but no phones.
In Naruto, there are movie theaters but no phones.
In Naruto, there are experiments on human beings but no phones.
In Naruto, there are walkie-talkie thingys that you can put in your ear but no phones!
Reasons To Join The Dark Side
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
5. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
6. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
7. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
8. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
9. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!
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