Hello people of fanfiction... I come n pe@ce!!!!!

Here are some things you should know about me

I live in the U.S.

I am a dedicated Twilight fan (I mean dedicated... I also love Harry Potter)

I only read imprint stories

I'm in love with the wolfpack (Jared, Embry, Paul, and Brady are my favorite!!!!!!!)

I really wanna know how good (or bad) I write so please read and review (pretty please with cherries on top)

I am in love with Paul. Me and him are going to get married and live happily ever after...well as soon as he gets rid of Rachel, but no hard feeling its all good. And if it doesn't work out I still have Jared (even though he imprinted on Kim and therfore is committed to her forever) And of course I have Embry but I keep picturing him imprinting on Rebecca so its kinda hard to picture us together. And I would pick Brady as my future (dream) husband but I plan to name my son that and it would just be too weird. Dang why all the good ones gotta be taken

Twilight

Fav. Book: Eclipse

Fav. Human: Billy

Fav. Vampie: Emmett (Rosalie so doesn't deserve him)

Fav. Werewolf: Paul (because he's hot...and I'm not just talking temperature)

Fav. Imprint Couple: Jared and Kim (the nerd girl and the popular guy)

Sam or Jacob: Jake

Quil or Embry: Embry

Paul or Jacob: Paul

Embry or Seth: Embry

Brady or Collin: Bady

Leah or Emily: Emily

Emily or Claire: Claire

Claire or Kim: Kim

Bella or Rosalie: hate both can't choose

Alice or Esme: Alice

Emmett or Jasper: Emmett

Edward or Emmet: Emmett

Charlie or Carlisle: Carlisle

Billy or Charlie: Billy

Harry Potter

Fav. Book: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Fav. Wizard Student: Ron

Fav. Death Eater: Bellatrix

Fav. Teacher: Professor McGonagall

Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw: Hufflepuff

Gryffindor or Hufflepuff: Gyffindor

Ravenclaw or Slytherin: Slytherin

Gryffindor or Slytherin: Gryffindor

Ron or Harry: Ron (sexiest redhead alive!!!!!!!!)

Ginny or Hermione: Hermione

Ginny or Cho: Ginny

Fred or George: George

Percy or Fred: Fred

Bill or Charlie: Bill

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

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Some Neville Love

-Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.
-Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.
-They thought of making a Neville puppet for Potter Puppet Pals...but nobody makes fun of Neville Longbottom and wakes up the following morning.
-Bound by the full Body-Bind curse, surrounded by Dementors and giants with his wand snapped in half, Neville Longbottom laughed to himself and said "I have them right where I want them."
-Not to be outdone, after Mrs. Weasley took out Bellatrix, Neville brought her back to life and killed her again.
-Professor Quirrel didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.
-Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.
-Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.
-Neville turned Dumbledore gay.
-Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.
-Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
-Muggles don't know about Lord Voldemort, but they do know about Neville Longbottom.
-Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom.
-Neville's patronus is Neville, because nothing else is badass enough to represent him.
-Neville Longbottom is the reason that the Cauldron is Leaky.
-If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.
-Neville made Chuck Norris out of Mrs. Norris’ rib.
-Cho Chang wasn't crying because she missed Cedric. She was crying because she was with Harry, and not Neville.
-They said Dumbledore was the only man Voldemort was afraid of. They lied.
-They were going to release a Neville Longbottom edition of clue but the answer always turned out to be "Neville Longbottom, in the courtyard with a sword."
-Neville Longbottom created the Department of Mysteries when he got bored with making every damn discovery.
-Neville Longbottom cut off the Hog's Head. He was just practicing for Nagini.

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Fav. Quotes

1) I am a princess, I live in the clouds...

If u wanna kick it wit me ya betta bow down

So get on ur knees and call me highness

Caz u best believe i am da FyNeSt!!!!!!

2) iM 0nLy mE, DaTz aLL i CaN bE

n0 m0rE n0 leSs d0nT 2nD gUeSs

y0u maY n0t lyKe mE buT dAtZ oK

BuT tHiS iZ mE n how iLL sTaY!!!

3) I d0nT @sK n0oNe

t0 sHaRe mUh bEliEfs

oR h@NdLe mUh bEeF

iM@ tRu ChiCk...

i sT@Nd oN mY oWn 2 FeeT