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Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Dog with a Blog, Saddle Club, and Pretty Little Liars series. I've been thinking about doing a story where a bunch of canon characters fight to get rid of an evil army of Mary/Gary Sues/Stus, and rid Hogwarts of these pests. If you want to submit an idea, PM me please! If you don't feel like reading this, just skip to the end. Some profiles can get boring. I love Potter Puppet Pals! (In PPP Ron is my fave character, but in normal HP it's Hermione.) My favorite HP Quotes are: "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Arthur Weasley "No, I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up... It always does in the end." Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Luna Lovegood "Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Albus Dumbledore "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Sirius Black Gryffindor: 1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed. 2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy. 3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time. 4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold. 5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your butt. 6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!! 7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck. 8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary. Slytherin: 1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are. 2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin. 3. Go ahead, be a little naughty. 4. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool). 5. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is). 6. Why be normal? Or good? 7. We're future Death Eaters. Deal with it. 8. Slytherin means never having to say you're sorry. 9. Seriously evil wizard coming through. 10. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. 11. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies. 12. Property of the Half-Blood Prince. 13. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along. 14. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your butt at everything. 15. Never wound what can kill you. Hufflepuff: 1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way. 2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you. 3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff. 4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck. 5. You think we're nice? That's cute... 6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice. 7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville. 8. Hufflepuff: We'll kill you with smiles and rainbows. 9. Hufflepuffs kick butt too. 10. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house. 11. Hufflepuffs know how to party. 12. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more? 13. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much. 14. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders. Ravenclaw: 1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish. 2. A room without books is like a body without a soul. 3. I can kill you with my brain. 4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid. 5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is). 6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face. 7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book. 8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth. 9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. 10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. 11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just stupid. Here is my FictionPress profile URL: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/762433/brainyravenclaw5 Here is my account I share with someone else (The Honourary Weasley) http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3158172/LasagnaAndRookie Don't click here! | |||||||
1. The iPod Song Shuffle Challenge reviewsI'm sure you've heard of this challenge before. While a song (on shuffle) plays, you must write a story- but only for the duration of the song. Most of these are Dramione/Garry, but I threw in some Harmione just because the idea of Draco living in a muggle neighborhood kind of seemed non-canon. Eh.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-28-12 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete2. Words of Wisdom reviewsJust a set of poems I wrote about the Jennings-James kids. It was originally just about Chloe, but it kind of escalated.Dog with a Blog - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-14-12 - Chloe J. & Avery J. - Complete3. Pretty Little Liars »Life couldn't be more perfect for Hermione, Luna and Ginny. That is, until they met Astoria Greengrass, who seemed to have dirt on each and every one of them. But soon, someone might come along to beat Astoria at her own game.Crossover - Harry Potter & Pretty Little Liars series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,559 - Updated: 10-13-12 - Published: 9-20-12 - Astoria G.4. Written in Blood » reviewsMalfoy asks Hermione for some help on holiday homework, and they begin a series of letter to each other. Better than it sounds. This is co-written with Quicquidlibet. Set during POA.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-1-12 - Published: 6-6-11 - Hermione G. & Draco M.5. The Quidditch Club » reviewsA collection of Saddle Club/Harry Potter one-shots. Harry/Stevie, Carole/Ron, Lisa/Neville, and Veronica/Malfoy. Please R&R!Crossover - Harry Potter & Saddle Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-25-12 - Published: 5-15-12 - Harry P.6. Violet and the Chocolate Factory reviewsThe untold events of the chocolate factory. Violet has a minor crush on Mike Teavee, and he may or may not have one on her. Based on the 2005 movie and the play adaptation.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-19-12 - Violet Beauregarde & Mike Teevee - Complete7. The Heart's Betrayal » reviewsDraco Malfoy's daughter, Annabelle Malfoy, has a strong rivalry with James Potter. But as the years progress, they might become frenemies, then friends- and maybe later something more. Rated T because I am paranoid about later years.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,458 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-12-12 - Published: 6-27-11 - James S. P. & OC8. High School Never Ends reviewsOne-shot. What would you get if you took a pot, put in some HP characters, some marshmallows, a beetle, a hobbit, a thumb-wrestling war, an engagement ring, a dream, a stampede, and a pinch of humor, boiled it on high, and stirred well? You'd get a recipe for adventure! Serving size: 10Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-24-12 - Complete9. Dear brainyravenclaw5 » reviewsSome OCs ask yours truly some questions about life, liberty and the pursuit of Harry Potterness. Instructions inside.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-17-12 - Published: 10-22-1110. MarySue Mania » reviewsHarry and Hermione strive to rid the Wizarding World of the dreaded Mary-Sues.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-12-12 - Published: 5-11-12 - Harry P. & Hermione G.11. Loony and I Know It reviewsLuna Lovegood explains the cause of her loonyness.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-12-12 - Luna L. - Complete12. The Last Riddle reviewsOne-Shot. Tom Marvolo Riddle wasn't always such a heartless wizard. He used to be able to love. But that changed, the night he murdered Aravis Rosier.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-12-12 - Tom R. Jr. & OC - Complete13. When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do » reviewsSamantha Lestrange, otherwise known as Samantha Black, has a mission: to bring Harry to the Dark Lord. But what happens when the become friends, and there's and unexpected surprise? Not slash, I promise. Drama is Harry/OC romance is George/OC.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-13-11 - Harry P. & George W.14. Draco's Best Friend » reviewsDraco Malfoy's childhood best friend and secret crush, Alana Morris, is the Gryffindor Princess. Draco Malfoy is the Slytherin Prince. When a certain someone has evil plans for them, Slytherin and Gryffindor must come together. New summary, same story.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-8-11 - Published: 6-25-11 - Draco M. & OC15. Ginny, Colin and the Apple Pie of Doom reviewsOne-shot. Luna wants pudding, Colin and Ginny want pie, Fred a traitor, and Malfoy's mad. What will happen next? For people who need a laugh.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-9-11 - Ginny W. & Colin C. - Complete
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