Kyon-kun Choreboy of the World
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since: 12-19-10, id: 2662757, Profile Updated: 12-29-12
Author has written 40 stories for Haruhi Suzumiya series, Mega Man, Metal Gear, Dragon Drive, Yu-Gi-Oh, Scott Pilgrim, Fullmetal Alchemist, Final Fantasy VII, Glee, Higurashi/Umineko series, Portal, Minecraft, Naruto, Death Note, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Evangelion, Persona Series, and Left 4 Dead.

I don't care.


1. One Regret, No Life
Kyon decides he doesn't want to deal with what Haruhi says anymore and it ends in a rather interesting way. The brainchild of a tired One Year, One Life author suddenly realizing there's no way to fit this into the actual plot. Oh well.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Published: 5-10-12 - Kyon - Complete
2. One Year, One Life » reviews
"So I'll be staying here a whole year, huh?" An AU in which Kyon is staying at North High for one year, at the end of which he will return back to his hometown. Plot will fork at the end of the Melancholy arc to a proper AU arc.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,979 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-21-12 - Published: 10-18-11 - Kyon
3. The True Self reviews
Basically, what if, before the final fight against the TRUE final boss, Souji had to face his true self...? Review it and tear it to shreds, please. Only way I can get any better at this...
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-21-11 - Souji S./Yuu N. - Complete
4. Renewal of Evangelion » reviews
Shinji awakens in the world that was previously only seen for a few minutes in the original anime that made it seem as if the genre switched to that of a Slice-Of-Life Comedy! But what if everything's not as it seems?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,822 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-18-11 - Published: 6-16-11 - Shinji I.
5. The Apocalypse of Haruhi Suzumiya » reviews
What happens when Kyon awakens in a world in which he and Koizumi are alone and trying to save the rest of the SOS Brigade, all while zombies are trying to kill them? Torture, suffering, and confusing transformations. Oh, goody...
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-6-11 - Published: 8-3-11 - Kyon
6. The Price for a Good End reviews
An alternate ending to an alternate ending. Yup, that's what it is. Alternate ending to the entire series.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-26-11 - Keiichi M. & M. Takano - Complete
7. Someday in a Cafe reviews
For whatever reason, Haruhi decided to invite Kyon to the SOS Brigade's meeting place, the cafe, at the very end of the school year. What's her motive? What evil plot does she have this time? A short drabble that may or may not be considered fluff.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-15-11 - Kyon & Haruhi S. - Complete
8. Final Haruhi VII » reviews
In the world of Haruhi Suzumiya, everything seems normal, at least by Haruhi standards. Yet, Kyon feels like he remembers something. Something from his past, an energetic young man with black hair. Someone he promised to remember. Kyon fights to remembe
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-14-11 - Published: 2-14-11 - Zack F. & Kyon
9. Turnabout Hikari » reviews
Phoenix Wright has been getting bored of all these easy cases recently. Finally, a deeper case than he can ever imagine rises, and he has to fight to protect someone who doesn't even want to be protected!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-3-11 - Published: 5-25-11 - Phoenix W./Nick
10. Punishment Game reviews
A punishment game in which Satoshi and Keiichi have finally met. Expect some non-serious yaoi used for laughs.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-12-11 - Keiichi M. & Satoshi H. - Complete
11. Miracles
Miracles aren't impossible. I used to think there's no point in trying anymore, that I might as well give up. One man made me realized there's hope. He taught me how to create a miracle. He showed my friends and I what we needed to do.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Published: 5-12-11 - Rika F. - Complete
12. The SOS Brigade Member's Guide to the Suzumiya » reviews
Haruhi begins to read the Guide, and what happens? Well pure chaos, of course!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-12-11 - Published: 3-12-11 - Kyon
13. Phoenix: Rise from the Ashes reviews
A oneshot of the scene in which Lust informs Riza that Roy is dead. Requested by Mjm for her birthday, so happy birthday, and here's your Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-8-11 - Riza H. & Roy M. - Complete
14. I Can't Defeat L
A parody of Airman ga Taosenai from Light Yagami's POV.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Published: 4-24-11 - Light Y. & L - Complete
15. Run reviews
A somewhat alternate ending to Onikakushi-hen that involves, well, running.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-24-11 - Keiichi M. & K. Oishi - Complete
16. The Melancholy of Naruto Uzumaki? reviews
In a world, where movies are usually awful, one ninja decides that he shall make the most awesome movie ever. Watch the struggles of one ninja as he attempts to make the best movie ever without getting sued for copyright!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-23-11 - Naruto U. - Complete
17. The New Beginning of Haruhi Suzumiya » reviews
Kyon wakes up one day to find himself in a world where the SOS Brigade does not exist, however the members do. Kyon has to figure out what caused Haruhi to create this new world, and how to fix it to the way it was before.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-22-11 - Published: 12-28-10 - Kyon
18. Griefer reviews
A young man's life is changed forever.
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-22-11 - Complete
19. Where am I? reviews
A lone man finds himself alone on a beach. He looks around and finds a way to survive.
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-20-11 - Complete
20. Companion Cube reviews
The love of Chell's life must be killed by none other than Chell herself! What will she do? How will she react? Will she crack under pressure? Drabble.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-20-11 - Complete
21. Mornings
The every-day mornings of Keiichi Maebara, Rena Ryuugu, Mion Sonozaki, Satoko Hojou, and Rika Furude.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Published: 4-8-11 - Keiichi M.
22. Confrontation reviews
Finally. The time has come to finally settle things. Ever since that day they had that draw in the water gun fight, the tension has increased. Things finally will be settled, and the final battle shall occur.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-8-11 - Keiichi M. & Rena R. - Complete
23. World War III reviews
Several governments have discovered that Haruhi Suzumiya has godly powers. The world is on the brink of World War III in attempts to get this super weapon.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-20-11 - Haruhi S. & Kyon
24. Why? reviews
Keiichi Maebara has just killed his best friends, and tells some of his thoughts on the matter. Meh, kind of short, I know, oh well. Thought of this quickly, isn't that great. Would've liked to add upon, and might do so at a later date.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-5-11 - Keiichi M. - Complete
25. Snake's Closed Circle reviews
Snake finds himself being interrogated in a room where his codec no longer works. In this room, he finally comes to terms with himself and realizes how cold he's been. AU.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-5-11 - S. Snake
26. Betrayal reviews
Written because of a request. A tale of Betrayal among friends. Technically Blaine?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-19-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
27. Goodbye, Aerith reviews
Zack's final battle, thoughts, and memories as he fights to protect Cloud, he thinks about his unrequited love to Aerith. Because of the lack of ZackXAerith and there being more ZackXCloud or other variations, I have written this.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-12-11 - Zack F. & Aerith G. - Complete
28. Metal Gear Solid: Breath of Liberty » reviews
Taking place between the Tanker chapter and Plant chapter in MGS2, Snake goes through quite the adventure, learning about another group related to the Sons of Liberty: Breath of Liberty. A group with an aerial Metal Gear. R&R.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-9-11 - Published: 2-7-11 - S. Snake
29. Kyon's Sick Day reviews
Oneshot HaruhiXKyon fluff. I think. Anyways, read, review, or don't. I really don't care.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-4-11 - Kyon & Haruhi S. - Complete
30. The SOS Brigade's Memories Are Priceless reviews
A songfic to Okkusenman, written sometime during Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya. No spoilers for Disappearance, other than the fact that Haruhi disappears. Written kinda early on in Disappearance, around when Haruhi is gone.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-3-11 - Kyon - Complete
31. Edward Elric: Otakon Guest Speaker reviews
Ed goes to Otakon as a guest speaker, and has one crazy day! Kinda short, now that I think about it... Meh, R&R, even if it is pretty bad...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-25-11 - Edward E. - Complete
32. A Yell of Scott reviews
Another songfic by me. Song is Kawaita Sakebi, Scott Pilgrim-style lyrics. Genres, I had no other ideas...
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-24-11 - Scott P. & Ramona F. - Complete
33. The Fresh Kyon of Japan Theme reviews
Yet another songfic. This time it's the theme to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oneshot.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-22-11 - Kyon - Complete
34. Nagato ga Taosenai reviews
To the song, "Airman ga Taosenai" this time. ONESHOT! So... yeah... I need to stop doing all these songfics...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-22-11 - Ryoko A. & Yuki N. - Complete
35. The Card Game's Thesis reviews
Another oneshot song fic by yours truly! This time, the song is "The Cruel Angel's Thesis." Credits to LittleKuriboh for the starting idea in one of his episodes of YGOTAS. Okay, now to think of another song fic idea!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-22-11 - Yūgi M. & Yami Yūgi - Complete
36. War Is Hell »
In the year 200X, after the events of Mega Man 1 and Mega Man 2, Dr. Wily has created 10 more Robot Masters. Mega Man starts to think that he's a murderer, and killed Robot Masters out of cold blood. Finally realizing that war... Is Hell.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,471 - Updated: 1-22-11 - Published: 1-5-11 - Rock & Dr. Wily
37. Everything Has Changed reviews
They said some things you just can't make a fanfic out of. I'm looking at you, Atsu-chi... But I did it. 4 years after the original Dragon Drive, Rejji is back, and everything has changed. Will Rejji decide differently about things as an adult?
Dragon Drive - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-22-11
38. Goodbye, Sniper Wolf reviews
A short little oneshot I made saying what Otacon thought when Sniper Wolf died. Obvious spoilers are obvious... Then again, you probably know Sniper Wolf is dead by now, considering I just told you...
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-19-11 - Otacon & S. Wolf - Complete
39. Sailor Koizumi reviews
A oneshot song fic to the beat of the Sailor Moon OP. So... yeah. K for Kyon stalking!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-19-11 - Itsuki K. - Complete
40. Kyon Hates Fujoshi: 'nuff said reviews
It seems as though Kyon and Koizumi are in love! You wish... T for some language and a bit of yaoi. ONE SHOT!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-16-11 - Kyon & Itsuki K. - Complete