This is Marrissa! Speaking with her voice!!! And yes I know I'm typing this and not saying it but...grrrrrr

Thisismyprofilelosers! yeah so if you can read that ur awesome!

My Website with information on updates and such here:http://storiesfromthedarklady.webs.com/index.htm

To see anything that used to be on my profile go here :http://storiesfromthedarklady.webs.com/myjunkbin.htm

To Read " The Chronicals of Dark Lady Marrissa" go here :http://storiesfromthedarklady.webs.com/apps/blog/ (Comming soon!)

EDIT: I JUST LOOKED AT MY TRAFFIC STATES FOR DECEMBER, AND IN THIS WEEK ALONE...I THINK I MIGHT CRY...OF HAPPINESS! YOU GUYS MADE ME SO UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY! ALL THE WORK I'VE BEEN PUTTING IN LATLEY ESPICIALLY ON "A RATHER MISCHIEVIOUS PLANT" REALLY FEELS WORTH IT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU! A FEW MORE REVIEWS WOULD BE NICE BUT REALLY...WOW! ~ DARK LADY MARRISSA

Edit: Woah! My profile is somewhat shorter! To see anything I deleted just do what it says above! Everything will be explained on the page! I just decided to make a little website which I will update regularly!

EDIT: AHHHHHHHHHH! I don't think I have ever been so happy yet disipointed about a story!!!! I only recentley published a story called "Wizards Chess" (10/9/11) and already I checked the story traffic and :"there have been a total of 50 Hits and 46 Visitors to story: Wizards chess" ahhhhhhh! That is the fastest I have ever gotten that many hit's and visitors! Sadly there is still no reviews! Does that mean they didn't like it? This deppresses me very much! How ever and readers are good readers and If your one of them looking at this I thank you despite what you thought of my story. I am just glad after all this work and time I finnaly published it!

EDIT: NEWS!!! Well not really...and who even reads my updates any way...ANY WAY... I have an apprentice! She's new at school and me and my friends are crazifiying her! Deerdra (Sorryif I spelled that wrong) if you read this I am glad because it means you are probably doing the homework I gave you! Also I have changed my OTP! It was Draco/Hedwig but itis now DRAPPLE! DRAPPLE FOREVER!

Edit: High School Has begun! I Probably Won't Update to frecuentley (Though I rarley do anyways) So I apologize In adavance! Oh and I would Like to share a little secret with you guys...Marrissa Gnockawitz Is NOT my real name! I tell so many people it is though. Whenever meeting most people I tell them its my name...or that its ...Mona McCormick, Melinda Wolfbane, Lisa Wolfbane, Veronica Starr, Marrianne Darranella, or Esmerelda Grey! I have Many names! My real one is none of those. It's...*Gasp* ahahahah! (EDIT: I took my name out because of stalkers)

EDIT: AUGUST 16TH Wow I've been busy! Whell I have a twitter now follow me at @coolycoolgirl If you want! I don'treally tweet anything worthwhile though! And if this is the first time you've looked at my profile pleeze scroll down to the heading that says Important Things about my writing! My Job's as a Beta and an IDEA SUPPLY-ER May be to your benifit!

Edit: May 15- june I WILL NOT BE UPDATING OFTEN THROUGHT THIS TIME BECAUSE I AM BUSY STUDING FOR FINALS AND STATE TESTS PARTICULARLY IN MATH! iT'S CRAM TIME! mY SOCIAL LIFE I RUNIED! IM SOOOOO SORYY THIS HURST ME AS MUCH AS YOU I SWEAR! I WILLTRY TO UPDATE BUT IT WILL PROBABLY BE SHORT! sO SORRY TO ALL FANS of NOT SO MAGICAL INPARTICULAR

EDIT: June 12 ONE MORE DAY! THEN MY LAST FINAL IS OVER AND IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Edit: June 28th! I Am in Maine!! I Have started an FMA fanfic on my Ipod since I do not have my lovley little laptop but I was inspired by an idea I had awhile ago and loons. The bird not my friends! I also am in possession of an awesome silver poket watch and a cloak i ordered is on the way!! Am going to try to watch as much FMA as I can when i get home to make this fic good...heres a preview...

" Um what excatley did you mean before when you said you didn't know me in "This life" and you didn't "Check yet" " He asked her after a moment of silent awkward chewing. She sipped what appeared to be dark green tea and looked up at him.

" Why re-encarnation of course, don't you believe in it?" She looked at him questioningley. " It's when you die and come back as somone else. I was a whale in my last life." She nodded in a way that showed she was quite proud of this. He looked back down at his food, this strange girl could remember a past life while he couldn't even remember a thing about this one. She saw his sadness and sighed. " You have amnesia don't you?" He looked up in supries at her.

" But I .."

" Didn't tell me yet? I can tell. The confused look, the way you asked if you knew me. I only wish I could help you but the first time I saw you was when you tripped and fell into that ditch and I brought you here" She sipped her tea sadly. And it was genuine sadness, not fake pitty or comforting sadness, he could tell.

Welllllllllllll!!! I have the epiloughe and the first like quarter of the first chapter all typed up on my Ipd! what do you think? Should I post it?

Oh and I will either force my friend Molly to or I will write an epic adventure/humor story simply entitled " The names Mustang..Roy Mustang.." Or " Shaken, Not stirred and add a bit of fire to it." You get the idea. ...Hopefully...And No flamers! ahahahahhahaha What I said it was a humor story...

The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!

Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.
Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).

Take the most scientific Harry Potter
Quizever created.

Get Sorted Now!

And lol I was almost in Gryffindor! But the sorting hat chose ravenclaw at last minute! I'm so gonna write a story about how I would be at hogwarts!!!...Some day.

I love avatar!!!!!!!!!!

I love harry potter!!!!!

I love peter pan!!!!!!!!

I love last apperintice / spooks books!!!!!

I love chocolate!!!! ( what? I do!)

AVATAR!

Avatar rox! I wrote a fanfic for it but I dont really have alot of ideas or fans! so yeah u rock if ur reading this! I have a poll up there if you want to vote

I want to make a sinario to shake thing up a bit with some new pairings I came up with! (and no there not the gay ones I just think thats dumb!) so yeah im breaking apart couples and such and adding a new character to make things more interesting all ill give away now is that shes an old friend of aangs and her name is katai! ahe also has a power your not expecting!

I Sort of actually abandoned this fic! But with renewed intrest I am thinking of going back fixing all the typos and making it all togetther a better story then continuing it!

PETER PAN!

If you wish you could fly copy this to your profile!

If you keep you window open for peters shadow copy this to your profile!

If your afraid your shadow will get loose copy this to your profile!

If you constantley have "you can fly" from the cartoon movie stuck in your head copy this to your profile!

I FINNALY WROTE SOMTHING FOR PETER PAN!!!!!!!!!

HARRY POTTER!

I belive in magic ! Nuf said!

Enjoy my story Not so magical or I will avadakadavra you!

Also enjoy all of my many oneshots!

Add this to your profile if you use floo powder!

LAST APPRENTICE SREIES!

Yes I do have a fanfic of this and I know the series isnt that popular here in America but I still love it and cant wait for April 19th! If you like my story all reviews are very appreciated ( I can't spell sorry!) and dont hate it because theres no fluff between Alice and Tom!

Update: Rise of the fallen was amazing!!!! Alice you are going to make me cry! Can't wait till I am somehow able to obtain I Am Grimalkin!

CHOCOLATE!

love it! live for it! live to eat it! love to eat it!

Wow thats some what poetic copy it to your profile if you wish!

Edit: June 19 , I have been under experimentation and can not have chocolate for a month!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have 7 days left!

Edit: Can eat chocolate. Life is good.

OTHER JUNK!

Important things about my writing!

1!!: I do NOT use a beta!! I am probably the worst speller in the universe and am pretty bad at grammar but I go over my stories a ton to check this stuff so don't hate if theres one or 7 mistakes in my stories. Take extreme consideration when reading my pride and joy story Not So Magical because I started it a very long time ago and the first two chapters are pretty much introduction and are very boring but hey, if you don't read 'em you are not going to get my story at all! My writing talent is always improving and you see it in Not So Magical espically so it only gets more and more well written so keep that in mind!!

2!!: PLEASE READ MY AUTHORS NOTES! They may be complete nonsense , short, long , rambly but please read them! They may have important info you need to know! Or not but read them any way! I write them for a reason! And yes I do put A/N instead of N/A but as I explained in one of them I do that cause I'm cool like that!

3!!!: I Love feed back!!!! Sooooooo much! I Constantley check for reviews and read everyones! I Don't get a ton and that really makes me sad because I judge the popularity of my stories by the review count...My stories are not popular right now. So please If you read it ...even if you hate it...Review! You will make a wierd girl verrrryyyy happy!

4!!!: I Hate saying "He said" and " She said" to the extent where I can take 15 minutes or more trying to come up with a way to say it better even if I just say " Marrissa said questioningley" just adding a discription of how they said it or saying "wispered" or " Shouted" is better in my opinion!

5!!!: I OFFER MYSELF AS A BETA!! Though I may have made myself a bit less appealing in my first little fact let me tell you I am EXTREMELY creative I have beta-d for my friends before and I can apparentley help make writing sound more realistic or in my friends words more " Fanciful!"...I love to read and help others with there stories, it makes me feel all speacial inside to know I helped with a story...no seriously ...even if its a complete over haul of a tottaly fail of a story! And I won't make any severe plot changes, or insert any ideas of my own unless you like them and trust me weather other betas do so or not I will ofer a tonnnnnn of ideas! I am just annoying like that! But if you have writers block I sure do come in handy!

6!!!: I OFFER MYSELF AS AN IDEA SUPPLY-ER! I just made that up right now! As I mentioned above I come in handy with writers block! It's not like I don't get writers block, trust me I do! I know it's a terrible desiese which is why I havn't updated Not So Magical or Unbelievable In foreeevvveeerrrr! But if you want to use my creative little brain just send me a PM with this little template!

I ( Insert name) WOULD LIKE YOUR HELP!

Title of story:

Summary:

I am having trouble comming up with an idea for ( put a star next to one or more):

( ) My next chapter

( ) A new character or any character at all.

( ) How to end or start a chapter.

( ) How to end or start a story.

( ) To keep a character in character what should I make them say or do in this situation.

( ) Other

Describe one of the above briefley So I can help you ( If Ineed more detail I will tell you):

Thank you

Sincerley,

AND...I will get back to you as fast as I can! Hopefully I can help of offer somone who can help if I don't know much about the story/series/show! If I don't like or "understand" Your story I hope I don't offend you for I might not be able to help, but I will try! I have a lot of ideas, including ones I may hate but you may like!

Add this to your profile if you like my shirt! (thank you I like yours too!)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

Add to your profile if you have actually done at least 4 of these things...I've done at least 7!

If you just spent 10 minutes or longer just adding things like this too your profile add this to your profile too!

ATTENTION ALL PEOPLE WHO ARE "HEARTLESS" FOR NOT PUTTING SAD THINGS ON THERE PROFILE.

I am not going to be killed by a little girl tonight.

beceause I didn't put her story on my profile.

I am NOT a homophobic just because

I did not put their story on my profile.

I am not a horrible heartess person.

I did get misty eyed.

I believe its wrong.

But I want a happy profile.

If that makes me horribe

in your mind.

So be it.

They don't think so though.

Just saying...

Post this on your profile if your like me. Add your name to the list of NOT heartless people: Marrissa Gnockawitz

So far there's: Just me.

Well! I typed up paragraphs of stuff down here but none of it updated! Thank you moms dinosaur of a computer that lost internet connection right when I updated my profile!...All five of the times I updated my profile!!!! Any way I'm posting this AGIAN!

If you like it please add it to your profile! And tell me if you do cause it will make me verrrryyy happy!!!

There Goes The Town!... Or The Country For That Matter...

I am the extremely lazy pilates instructor.

I am the anti-social motivational speaker.

I Am the psycopath that writes soothing classical music.

I am the lactose intolarent guy who owns a very sucessful dairy company.

I am the democratic official who believes strongley in anarchay. ( Hates all forms of orginized government.)

I am the mayor/govenor/ president whose not so "in to" politics.

I am the powerful Mage who dosen't believe in magic.

I am the sucessful, skeptical, scientist who wishes on stars.

I am the airplane pilot who is terrified of hights.

I am the happy go-lucky mortician. (Fueneral director, runs a morgue.)

I am the gloomy comidiean.

I am the heavy metal lover who has posters of The Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber on their celing.

I am the Weird person who thinks it would be epic to meet most of these people!

Funny...? Strange...? Whelllllllll?

silence*

Crickets*

Spider noises*

Pumpkin noises*

Ughhhhhhh! Just forget it and go read my stories!

ADDING MORE TO MY PROFILE MWHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAAH!!!!

Writing is my art.~~~ There's an apple on my counter. It's very red, not bright red, like stop's traffic red though. Just plain redish red. Like a tomato. But less like, shiny. And it's

I cannot draw.~~~~~ An apple not a tomato. It is sort of shiny though. At least in this light. The light from the kitchen celing is making a cartoonish little shine mark on it. Y'know

If a pictures worth a thousand words...!~~~~What I mean right? The Light's in my kitchen are quite nice. Old fasioned looking little mini chandiliers. I like them a lot! There not

Can I write a picture in a thousand words?~~~super bright. But bright enough to make everything shine. Just a little bit. I picked up the apple off the counter and took a very big

I'm going to try! ~~~~bite When you take big bites right away things taste better I've come to find. It did taste very good. Sweet, just the smallest bit bitter. And since the

Well did I do it?~~~~bite was so big a few drops of juice ran down my chin.

If you skipped to here...*sigh* Get a bigger attention span. Hopfully with a squriell brain like yours you will still be able to enjoy my little masterpices...or at least my little bordom enduced piece's...And that's probably allllllllllll of my oneshots...