|the devil's angelxx|
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Hello my lovely fanfic readers! My name is Valeria. I'm a girl that loves day dreaming and sometimes comes up with these crazy stories that i just have to write down. Then I got the idea to put them out on fanfiction so all you guys can read them too!
important!! if anybody ever wants help writing a story (not like a beta but give my opinion on it or we could both come up with a story and we could co write together!) or if you want me to read it and tell people about it here i'd be more then welcome to do it! just pm me. (i can do all types of twilight stories or any of the books i have listed below)
Things about me :)
i love reading, writing and dancing!
favorite Color(s) purple
Books i would recommend
-The hunger games
-The mortal instruments series
-The immortals series
-Halo by Alexandra Adornetto
- Hush, Hush
please R&R my stories! i work really hard on every chapter and i would love to hear if you love or hate it!
Growing up... your best friend becomes your worst enemy. lollipops turn into cigarettes. the innocent ones turn into sluts. Homework goes in the trash. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Undies turn into g-strings and boxers. Kisses turn into sex. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? when the worst thing you could get from girls were cooties? your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran fastest. war was only a card game. the only drug you knew was cough medicine. wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut. the only things that hurt were skinned knees. And goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?... and to think we all couldn't wait to grow up. (copy and paste on your profile if you realized this was right and you want to be a kid again!)
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor Satan shudders an says "Oh shit... She's awake!!"
92% of American teenagers would hold their breaths if Justin Beiber told them to. (Copy this to your profile if you would've been in the 8% laughing your asses off!)
The 3 stages of Insanity:
1. Having arguments with yourself
2. Winning those arguments
3. Losing those arguments
But hey, look on the bright side. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute! Basically its an excuse to HAVE FUN!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on! :)
Life was so simple when boys had cooties.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do kill me?
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is, why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves!
It’s ironic for the first part of our lives our parents teach us to walk and talk but for the rest of it they tell us to sit down and shut up.
I’m the author of my own life unfortunately I’m writing in pen and can’t erase my mistakes.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. ;)
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".
Take Time to read each Sentence:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line. XD
"I shall try to tell the truth, but the result will be fiction." - Katherine Anne Porter
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (E.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (E.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (E.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.)
This is the link to the story i'm co-writing with! she would love it if you would check it out! mystery-on-the-run (now goes by the name of LifeWasNicerWhenStuffWasSimple)
Please check out my friend's profile. She is an AMAZING writer and doesn't get a lot of reviews. Can_Cannibal (her stuff isn't twilight related!)
Alone forever forever is over links:
Nina chapter 27
Nina's fairy wings:
The Culebre's ( 1st dragon) cave:
The waterfall with the Eastern dragons:
Annysia (the spirit) in the Black forest:
Jarita's in the trees:
Gale chapter 28
Gale's fairy wings:
The Volcano with the Cherufe's:
Fire Elemental's in the forest:
The river with the Boitatá:
Eldjötnar's at one of the portals to Zenonia:
The desert with Ifrit:
Peter chapter 29
Peter's fairy wings:
Forest 1 with the Pixies:
Forest 2 with the Monopods:
The meadow with the Night elves:
The Sprites at the stream:
The field with the Tree spirits:
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