Favorite Pairings: SasukexSakura, NarutoxHinata, ShikamaruxIno, NejixTenTen, InuyashaxKagome, MirokuuxSango, SesshoumaruxRin (when Rin is a teenager), SyaoranxSakura, MikanxNatsume, NatsuxLucy

(For Women) Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes are like a maze that I can get lost in.
Woman: Then I hope you never get out.

Some crap that would never happen on Naruto:

Naruto will stop saying 'believe it'.
Hinata will stop blushing so much around Naruto.
Ino will stop being a bitch.
Tsunade will admit her boobs are fake.
Kakashi will tell everyone about his life.
Orochimaru will stop being gay.
Kabuto will stop being his bitch.
Karin and Sasuke will get together.
Karin will stop being a bitch.
Suigetsu will give up water forever.
Itachi will leave the Akatsuki and he and Sasuke will be true brothers again.
Kisame will admit he's a homosexual.
Minato Namikaze will come back to life and everything will be okay.
Deidara will admit he's really a woman.
Sasori and Sakura will get together.
Gaara will have kids.
Orochimaru will come out and admit he is really Michael Jackson.
Tobi is in his right state of mind.
Sasuke will stop being such an asshole.
Asuma will stop smoking.
Tsunade will give up gambling.
If you agree, copy this into your profile

I love you
You love me
Let's go out and KILL KARIN
With a 'death bomb'
Bang! Boom!
KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR
No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!!

Itachi: o/_\O
Deidara: /_\ )
Hidan: *
Kakuzu; $_$
Pein: - : -
Tobi: (*)))
Kisame: =_=
Sasori : @_@
Zetsu: ((o_O))

x
x
x
x
x

10 Reasons Why You Should Love Sakura:

1.) She's beautiful

2.) She's Strong

3.) She KICKS ASS! CHA!!

4.) She reflects on herself.

5.) She knows when a friendship is over.

6.) She broke out of her shell

7.) She was never useless

8.) She saved Sasuke and Naruto, both, from themselves.

9.) She's an awesome medic ninja!!

10.) She's not emo or shy. She knows who she is and is not afraid to show it; Or afraid to show who she loves. She may have faltered in a few episodes and people don't like it when she hits the guys, but face it anti-Sakura fans, Naruto would not be Naruto without what Sakura has done. She's superior.

:) :O :P :L :U :Y :( :C :K :E :S :> :T :W :X :D :

Next To You: a SasuSaku high school fic with traces of the other pairings. Currently on hiatus.

I'm Not Into Her: A SasuSaku high school threeshot still in the process of continuation.

Chapter 1

Sakura's Mickey Mouse pajamas: http://www.missimo.com/women/womens-vintage/vintage-nightwear/just-in-grey-marl-mickey-mouse-diamante-vest-long-pyjamas-sizes-8-16.html

Sakura's Hello Kitty phone: http://www.gizmodiva.com/other_stuff/hello_kitty_cordless_telephone.php

Chapter 2

The school uniform was entirely made up(long-sleeved is the other choice for girls' uniform and for when it is colder). The girls' uniform also consists of a thick, black cardigan for the winters. The guys' uniform (which wasn't mentioned) is made up of either a long-sleeved or short-sleeved collared white shirt, slim ,black pants, and a black silk tie, and a dark grey sports jacket (which is only required for the first day and for cold days)

Chapter 3

Hinata's outfit: Scroll to the 14th picture http://blog.polishedsense.com/tag/shoes-for-lovely-people/

Ino's outfit is made up.

Tenten's outfit is also made up.

Sakura's cocktail dress: http://www.edressme.com/atria-prom-5556.html The shoes and the tights and the blazer dont matter :P

I give up on the rest of the story -_- It's troublesome finding the right outfits...haha.