Author has written 14 stories for Greek Mythology, Phantom of the Opera, and Pride and Prejudice.
Hi! My name is Sierra but, please call me Charlie. It's a long story ... please trust me when I say it fits. Anyways, what kind of name is SIERRA? Yes, yes I know. My parents are pretty cruel.
Age: Old enough to tell from right and wrong, young enough to not care. (So, 15.)
Sex: No thanks.
Books: The Statistical Probability of LOVE at First Sight, Whither,Hunger Games, TARGETS BY EMMA GRAY (It's great. Really. Look at it on amazon), and what was that last one... oh yeah, PRIDE AND PREJUDICE.
Colors: Any kind (sans neon) of purple, soft yellow, and baby blue.
Foods: I'm picky... but I'll eat almost anything. That doesn't make a lot of since... If it's well prepared, I'll eat it. Gotta say, I have a soft spot for Italian.
Activities: I love running and reading. A lot. I'll run a few miles while listening to the newest best seller on my ipod. For fun. :)
My Etsy account: CUTE STUFF
"Fanfics and scary things that should stay in your head!"
-My friend Zoe
(Ironically, she now writes fanfiction of the yaoi variety)
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU*
Hello and thank you for calling the State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the MotherShip.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up - our operators are too busy to talk with you.
Dear Jane Austen,
DARCY RUINED EVERYTHING.
Sincerely, no man can live up to those standards.
"A person's a person no matter how small." Dr. Suess