Charlie's Hazardous Relapse

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since	: 12-27-10, id: 2673595, Profile Updated: 01-31-13
country	: USA

Author has written 14 stories for Greek Mythology, Phantom of the Opera, and Pride and Prejudice.

Hi! My name is Sierra but, please call me Charlie. It's a long story ... please trust me when I say it fits. Anyways, what kind of name is SIERRA? Yes, yes I know. My parents are pretty cruel.

Age: Old enough to tell from right and wrong, young enough to not care. (So, 15.)

Sex: No thanks.

Gender: Female

FAVORITES:
Books: The Statistical Probability of LOVE at First Sight, Whither,Hunger Games, TARGETS BY EMMA GRAY (It's great. Really. Look at it on amazon), and what was that last one... oh yeah, PRIDE AND PREJUDICE.
Colors: Any kind (sans neon) of purple, soft yellow, and baby blue.
Foods: I'm picky... but I'll eat almost anything. That doesn't make a lot of since... If it's well prepared, I'll eat it. Gotta say, I have a soft spot for Italian.
Activities: I love running and reading. A lot. I'll run a few miles while listening to the newest best seller on my ipod. For fun. :)

My Etsy account: CUTE STUFF

"Fanfics and scary things that should stay in your head!"
-My friend Zoe

(Ironically, she now writes fanfiction of the yaoi variety)

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Dear Jane Austen,

DARCY RUINED EVERYTHING.

Sincerely, no man can live up to those standards.

"A person's a person no matter how small." Dr. Suess

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1. Life With Darcy » reviews
My life has officially been flipped upside down. My mother, after a yearlong absence, wants me to be a part of her life again. This life includes her CEO fiance and my soon to be stepbrother...Fitzwilliam Darcy. I'm happy living with my dad, and I have little to no intention of spending time with my mom. So- if they think I'll go quietly, well they have another thing coming.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 5-18-13 - Published: 4-7-13 - Elizabeth & Mr. Darcy

2. It's an Addiction » reviews
Mr. Darcy found himself addicted to a coffee shop… but it was not the drinks they served that he considered so fascinating.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 4-5-13 - Published: 12-6-12 - Mr. Darcy & Elizabeth

3. The Friendzone reviews
Today I'll do it. I, William Darcy, will do the unthinkable. I'm going to escape the Lizzie Bennet friendzone.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-16-13 - Mr. Darcy & Elizabeth

4. Defining Lizzie Bennet reviews
Can you define love? Can it be palpable? Can words really describe a feeling? Can moments from life be summed up in a single word? Listen while the famous William Darcy tries to define the person closest to him. (LBD Universe)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-31-13 - Mr. Darcy & Elizabeth - Complete

5. Time is Ticking reviews
Elizabeth Bennet is dying. She's not sure of a lot of things. She's not sure how to tell people. She's not sure what to feel. BUT- she is sure who she needs to see first. The same person who always makes her feel alive, even with death standing at the door. William Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-21-12 - Elizabeth & Mr. Darcy - Complete

6. Apologizing - Episode 73 » reviews
Lizzie Bennet Diaries! Lizzie is going to tell William Darcy how she feels- via video blog. The repercussions are unexpected to say the least.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 12-14-12 - Published: 11-10-12 - Mr. Darcy & Elizabeth - Complete

7. The Truth, The Lies, and The Love reviews
What if this famous couple broke up? Lizzie has been convinced that Will not only cheated on her with another woman, but that the woman was no other than Caroline Bingley. That simply isn't the case but... how will he convince her otherwise? Well, dear reader, he will show up at her door and demand to be heard. Bad summary...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-5-12 - Elizabeth & Mr. Darcy - Complete

8. Now THAT is Bad Luck reviews
That man had ruined everything. Or so Lizzie had thought. After reading the letter ... No. He still hurt Jane and THAT was inexcusable. She was going to make sure that this was the most UNCOMFORTABLE piece of pie Charles Bingley had ever NOT had the pleasure of eating.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-22-12 - Elizabeth & Jane - Complete

9. Blizzard » reviews
Elizabeth Bennet is in love. She's in love and has to tell him. Will she let a little snow get in her way? MODERN! COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 9-14-12 - Published: 8-21-12 - Elizabeth & Mr. Darcy - Complete

10. Complications in the Classroom reviews
This is a modern version of the first proposal. Mr.Darcy is a college professor with a few words for a certain student after class. These words come as a huge shock for a sleep deprived Bennet girl.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-17-12 - Elizabeth & Mr. Darcy - Complete

11. Gate 2B reviews
A modern drabble/story of love at an airport. I really don't know how to explain this one.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 5-5-12 - Elizabeth & Mr. Darcy - Complete

12. Beginnings reviews
A retelling of the kidnapping scene with Persephone. Nothin' else.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-5-11 - Hades & Persephone

13. Hospital Stay » reviews
This is in Modern times. Christine was waiting to die in a hospital when a slightly deformed boy brought back her spirit. Romance in later chapters if I continue.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-25-11 - Published: 6-7-11 - Erik & Christine

14. Hades Story reviews
This is something I started and I want you guys to tell me if or how I should finish it...
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-7-11 - Hades & Persephone