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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Highschool of the Dead.
Name: Just call me AJ
Age: I'm in my beginning years in high school
Gender: I'm a girl thank you very much
Likes: Anime, reading, video games, internet, my friends( some times) drawing, and some other things I fell too lazy to tell about.
Dislikes: Things that annoys me, boring, just plain stupid, et.
Favorite anime couples:
Naruto/ Inner/outer Moka
Sasuke/ Sakura ( seriously he tried to kill her TWICE in one day)
Naruto/ Hinata( Never gonna happen)
My first Forum: http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/RagingFireFox/2674819/
Hey what's up I'm- well just call me AJ. I love anime for example Naruto and I enjoy reading. In some of my stories you will read about a girl named Namaki Uzumaki.I created her a year ago and every since she been in most of my stories. I have a big and crazy imagination read my stories. I have a really shot attention span as you can see, I have 3 uncomplete stories ( now 5). Seriously I would start one story and then 2 or 3 chapters later Oh New Story!! Anyways I love anime, not so much that I can recall every single thing they do or say in every single episode. I love watching Naruto all the time as well as other anime like Shakugan no Shana. Never seen it? Watch it it's freakin awesome! Okay that it for now and I hope you read my stories some time and review, Thx! XD
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
FRIENDS: Will take your last favorite snack by accident and apologize once you tell them it was yours.
BEST FRIENDS: Eat your favorite snack while sitting next to you and denies it later when you accuse them of eating it even though they ate it in front of you.
FRIENDS: Will help you when you fall.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
I love this because it's mostly true!!
Put this on your
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand (So me! XD)
If you support the theory that Madara poisoned Itachi, copy and paste.
If you want Uchiha Madara to burn for what he did, copy and paste.
If you think F.E.A.R. stands for Fuck Everything And Run, post this on your profile!
If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!
"You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!" - Naruto Abridged 4
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
What will happen eventually...
A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM!
Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room. "What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"
"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.
"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.
"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.
"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"
There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.
Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion
-Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong
-Cheese will rule do not deny the truth
-What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding
-I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world
Naruto Name Meanings:
Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much!)
Itachi- Weasel (Yay Weasel-kun!)
Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.)
Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?)
Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?)
Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)
Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch.)
Deidara- Mud (SON OF A *!!) or Day Flaw (...)
Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!)
Hidan- Bandit gang (No duh, Sherlock.)
Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!) Pain
Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)
Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...)
Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is!) It's Kite.
Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?)
Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the iorny!)
Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw You'!)
Yamato- Ancient name for Japan (Huh, never woulda guessed)
Konan - Instep (Hm, random, I expected something with paper)
Zetsu - Reed (So . . . a plant)
It's true, blonds do have more fun. But brunets remember it in the morning.
I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.
I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?
I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.
Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.
PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.
I don't write slash, incest, or pedophile. If you don't either, copy and paste this into your profile.
Poke me. I dare you.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”
11. Sing along at the Opera.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”
16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"
17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"
19. Greet all your friends with a tackle.
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
20. Copy and end this list to someone to make them smile... It's called therapy.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
Stupid Racist People...
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
You know you live
in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, sit back, and laugh as the world wonders how you did it
Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's freakin' hilarious.
You say I'm mean. But one question; when was I ever nice?
I don't suffer from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump!
95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!
If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Mostly "Troublesome" or "Believe it!" or "Foolish little brother" or copy Deidara's grunt, un.
If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Believe it!!
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, cartoons, random songs...
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. What?! It was cheating!! O.o
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!
If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile (It wasn't on purpose! Honest! T_T)
If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
QUOTES TO LIVE BY
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Guns don't kill people. I do.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock.
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.
If you enjoy those copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.
Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's funny as hell when i kick their ass, though)
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Our health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people who start smoking will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal.
What ever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger.
As an artist, English is my second language.
Imagination is intelligence having fun.
If you've ever started singing out loud for no reason known to man copy and paste this in your profile
If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.
If you think flamers should get a life, put this in your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
(GIRLS ONLY) If you're a tomboy (and you're proud of it!), copy this and paste this into your profile.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! If you have anger management problems, copy this and paste this into your profile.
Itachi -/ \-
AQUARIUS - The Slut
PISCES - The Addict
LEO - The Cool One
CANCER - The Smart One.
SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits
ARIES- The Irresistible One
TAURUS- The Aggressive One
LIBRA - The Partner for Life
CAPRICORN - The Cute One
SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One
VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
GEMINI - The Liar
Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now read every third word.
If you zone out to the point where people poke you to make sure you're alive, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the type of girl that makes the devil go "Oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning copy and paste this. ( :P kidding but others do! )
Funny Quotes And Random Things:
13 things PMS Stands for:
13. Pass My Shotgun
Here's some awesome things I found on other peoples profiles:
in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use
15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
What's the matter with gravity?
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL:
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks.
101 things to do at WalMart - If you have done at least 10 of these then you my friend, are super awesome!!
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"
6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"
15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
43. Two words: "Marco Polo."
44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.
45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.
55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."
59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.
71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag
72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"
73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes
74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane
76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)
77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"
78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight
79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.
80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.
81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section
82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.
83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.
84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.
85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.
86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"
87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.
88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught
89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.
90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."
91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.
92. Rearrange items as you see fit.
93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.
94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.
95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).
96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).
97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.
98. Follow someone until they notice.
99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.
100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"
101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.
Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
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Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To
Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them?
If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?
What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?
What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights?BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time?
Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'?
Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute? ugh, i agree
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt'?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal go on a handicapped toilet?ewwww
Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'?...oh shit...
What happens if your snot freezes inside your nose?
Kids Are Quick
TEACHER:Maria, go to the map and find North America.
TEACHER:John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
TEACHER:Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER:Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER:Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER:Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
TEACHER:Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
TEACHER:George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
TEACHER:Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
EACHER:Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
TEACHER:Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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