| Alexis Rockford |
Author has written 19 stories for Tomb Raider, Indiana Jones, Avengers, Get Smart, and Final Fantasy X. I am 25 years old, short, brunette, and I live in the USA. I abhor lemons, limes, and slash so if you're planning to recruit me into reading that sort of perverse trash, think again. Now back to the fun stuff. Favourite Television Programmes Movies (no order): Games: Fave pairings (does not include "canon" pairings I like): Least Favourite Pairings: Quotes: "Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends" -Gandalf, The Fellowship of the Ring "Tried working once. Didn't work out. Too much like work." -John Steed, The Avengers "I don't count poison darts and triggered entombment your average child's tea party. I feel we should lend this (warning) some respect." -Young Lara Croft, Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation. "Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories!" -Auron, FFX "I don’t want friends to die...or fade away. I don’t want battles where we have to lose in order to win." -Yuna, FFX-2 "The best intentions invite the worst kind of trouble." -Balthier, FFXII | |||||||||||
1. Quest for Closure reviewsRikku makes a trip to the Farplane to visit a fallen friend. Takes place right before FFX-2. One-shot. Aurikku, only not. Just read and find out, k? A fic 4 years in the making due to stupid college!Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-2-08 - Rikku & Auron - Complete2. FFX: The Musical? » reviewsThat's right. I am doing the whole game with parody songs from musicals and other sources! Mwahahaha! Chapter 4: Tidus's dreams are affected by his Daddy Issues, and Kimahri randomly attacks. Rated T for some language and situations.Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,289 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 4-11-043. CONTROL Under Construction reviewsMax and 99 show up to work one day to find CONTROL suspiciously closed for construction. April '68. This is probably my swansong of GS fics. I lost interest in the fandom since it stopped airing. Enjoy a fic two years in the making.Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-04 - Complete4. Lost Lyrics to Get Smart Theme reviewsWould you believe it? Well, ok maybe not, but these words do go to the theme song. Try it! r/rGet Smart - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-6-03 - Complete5. Ode to an Avenger reviewsThis is a poem using each letter in Steed's full name. ie. It's an acrosticAvengers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-14-03 - Complete6. The Smart Diaries » reviewsMaxine Smart, twin daughter of Agents 86 and 99, shares her feelings on her father, school, and when she finds out her parents are spies! UPDATED 5/08/03 Sorry I took so long. My computer won't even run a word program ne more. Career Day at last!Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,588 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-8-03 - Published: 10-7-027. The Destruction & Subsequent Redemption of TVLand reviewsI wrote this after I realize that SIEGFRIED had been entirely edited out of the TVLand airing of 'Somebody Down Here Hates Me.'Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-21-03 - Complete8. Wish You Were Here » reviewsThis was originally in the TR section and is a Tomb Raider/Indiana Jones/Avengers crossover. Indy and Lara switch bodies and chaos ensues!Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,370 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 2-12-03 - Published: 9-2-019. Blue Christmas reviewsA short, sad little songfic about how Emma and Steed miss each other at the holidays. r/rAvengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-17-02 - Complete10. A Smartian Christmas Carol » reviewsChief stars as Ebenezer Scrooge in a retelling of the classic holiday tale. Also featuring Maxwell and 99 Smart in supporting roles. r/r UPDATED 11/27 Chapter 2. Happy Thanksgiving to all my readers!Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-27-02 - Published: 11-21-0211. In the Mood for KAOS » reviewsGroovy Guru returns to wreak KAOS when the vacationing Chief leaves Max in CONTROL! Completed. Please r/r!Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,850 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-7-02 - Published: 8-29-02 - Complete12. Stockholm Syndrome » reviewsLara muses over a haunting dream while preparing to depart on her second adventure. Decided to dig this out of the closet for those of you who haven't read it. I added the next chap of outtakes! R/R if you haven't already.Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,322 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 9-19-02 - Published: 11-27-00 - Complete13. West Side Brolly » reviewsSteed and Emma play Tony and Maria in a colourful version of West Side Story. r/r! Finale. 'Nuff said. Thanx to all my loyal readers and look forward to future Avengers fics!Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,245 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-27-02 - Published: 2-16-02 - Complete14. The Twelve Days of Croft reviewsParody on "The Twelve Days of Christmas"; My idea of what Lara's ideal gift list would be . . . r/r!Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-28-01 - Complete15. Sonnet on Their Silhouettes reviewsThis just popped into my head while reading Shakespeare's poetry in my English lit class and it wasn't even a sonnet! Basically about the famous Avengers pose. It's corny I know, but read and review!Avengers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-27-01 - Complete16. Raider Rivalry: Indiana Jones vs Lara Croft » reviewsThe Raider of the Lost Ark meets the Tomb Raider . . . and sparks fly! BTW, this story assumes that Indy 4 never happened as it was written before that movie's release. Enjoy, r/r!Indiana Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-27-01 - Published: 5-30-01 - Complete17. Regrets reviewsVon Croy's thoughts at the end of the Last Revelation. Please r/r!Tomb Raider - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-10-01 - Complete18. The Once and Future reviewsA poem about a certain lady locked in limbo . . . please do not read if you haven't played Tomb Raider I yet as it is a major spoiler!Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-8-01 - Complete19. She Never Knew reviewsA poem about the life of Miss Croft. r/rTomb Raider - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-8-01 - Complete