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Alexis Rockford
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since: 11-24-00, id: 26782, Profile Updated: 09-04-09
country: United States
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Author has written 19 stories for Tomb Raider, Indiana Jones, Avengers, Get Smart, and Final Fantasy X.

I am 25 years old, short, brunette, and I live in the USA. I abhor lemons, limes, and slash so if you're planning to recruit me into reading that sort of perverse trash, think again. Now back to the fun stuff.

Favourite Television Programmes
1. The Avengers
2. Get Smart
3. House, M.D.
4. Ugly Betty
5. Bones
6. Doctor Who
7. Bleach
8. Naruto
9. Inuyasha
10. Death Note

Movies (no order):
Lord of the Rings
Pirates of the Caribbean
Chronicles of Narnia
The Phantom of the Opera (2004 Musical)
The Matrix (only 1st one!)
Indiana Jones
Star Wars (original trilogy)
The Bandwagon
West Side Story
My Fair Lady
Almost any musical from the 40's-60's, including all the Beatles movies

Games:
Syberia 1 & 2
Tomb Raider (especially 2 & 4)
Nancy Drew
Clue Chronicles (why they never continued this is beyond me. Great game!)
No One Lives Forever 1 & 2
Final Fantasy VII-XII (Auron & Balthier are yummy)
Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2

Fave pairings (does not include "canon" pairings I like):
Emma/Steed The Avengers
House/Cameron House
Booth/Bones Bones
The Doctor/Rose Doctor Who
Ichigo/Rukia Bleach
Harry/Hermione Harry Potter
Cloud/Aerith FFVII
Squall/Quistis, FFVIII
Auron/Rikku FFX
Nooj/Paine FFX-2
Balthier/Ashe FFXII

Least Favourite Pairings:
House/Cuddy House
Lara Croft/Alex West Tomb Raider
Ron/Hermione Harry Potter
Cloud/Tifa FFVII
Squall/Rinoa FFVIII
Auron/Lulu FFX
Gippal/Rikku FFX-2
Balthier/Fran FFXII

Quotes:

"Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends" -Gandalf, The Fellowship of the Ring

"Tried working once. Didn't work out. Too much like work." -John Steed, The Avengers

"I don't count poison darts and triggered entombment your average child's tea party. I feel we should lend this (warning) some respect." -Young Lara Croft, Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation.

"Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories!" -Auron, FFX

"I don’t want friends to die...or fade away. I don’t want battles where we have to lose in order to win." -Yuna, FFX-2

"The best intentions invite the worst kind of trouble." -Balthier, FFXII

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1. Quest for Closure reviews
Rikku makes a trip to the Farplane to visit a fallen friend. Takes place right before FFX-2. One-shot. Aurikku, only not. Just read and find out, k? A fic 4 years in the making due to stupid college!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-2-08 - Rikku & Auron - Complete
2. FFX: The Musical? » reviews
That's right. I am doing the whole game with parody songs from musicals and other sources! Mwahahaha! Chapter 4: Tidus's dreams are affected by his Daddy Issues, and Kimahri randomly attacks. Rated T for some language and situations.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,289 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 4-11-04
3. CONTROL Under Construction reviews
Max and 99 show up to work one day to find CONTROL suspiciously closed for construction. April '68. This is probably my swansong of GS fics. I lost interest in the fandom since it stopped airing. Enjoy a fic two years in the making.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-04 - Complete
4. Lost Lyrics to Get Smart Theme reviews
Would you believe it? Well, ok maybe not, but these words do go to the theme song. Try it! r/r
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-6-03 - Complete
5. Ode to an Avenger reviews
This is a poem using each letter in Steed's full name. ie. It's an acrostic
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-14-03 - Complete
6. The Smart Diaries » reviews
Maxine Smart, twin daughter of Agents 86 and 99, shares her feelings on her father, school, and when she finds out her parents are spies! UPDATED 5/08/03 Sorry I took so long. My computer won't even run a word program ne more. Career Day at last!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,588 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-8-03 - Published: 10-7-02
7. The Destruction & Subsequent Redemption of TVLand reviews
I wrote this after I realize that SIEGFRIED had been entirely edited out of the TVLand airing of 'Somebody Down Here Hates Me.'
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-21-03 - Complete
8. Wish You Were Here » reviews
This was originally in the TR section and is a Tomb Raider/Indiana Jones/Avengers crossover. Indy and Lara switch bodies and chaos ensues!
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,370 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 2-12-03 - Published: 9-2-01
9. Blue Christmas reviews
A short, sad little songfic about how Emma and Steed miss each other at the holidays. r/r
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-17-02 - Complete
10. A Smartian Christmas Carol » reviews
Chief stars as Ebenezer Scrooge in a retelling of the classic holiday tale. Also featuring Maxwell and 99 Smart in supporting roles. r/r UPDATED 11/27 Chapter 2. Happy Thanksgiving to all my readers!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-27-02 - Published: 11-21-02
11. In the Mood for KAOS » reviews
Groovy Guru returns to wreak KAOS when the vacationing Chief leaves Max in CONTROL! Completed. Please r/r!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,850 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-7-02 - Published: 8-29-02 - Complete
12. Stockholm Syndrome » reviews
Lara muses over a haunting dream while preparing to depart on her second adventure. Decided to dig this out of the closet for those of you who haven't read it. I added the next chap of outtakes! R/R if you haven't already.
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,322 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 9-19-02 - Published: 11-27-00 - Complete
13. West Side Brolly » reviews
Steed and Emma play Tony and Maria in a colourful version of West Side Story. r/r! Finale. 'Nuff said. Thanx to all my loyal readers and look forward to future Avengers fics!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,245 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-27-02 - Published: 2-16-02 - Complete
14. The Twelve Days of Croft reviews
Parody on "The Twelve Days of Christmas"; My idea of what Lara's ideal gift list would be . . . r/r!
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-28-01 - Complete
15. Sonnet on Their Silhouettes reviews
This just popped into my head while reading Shakespeare's poetry in my English lit class and it wasn't even a sonnet! Basically about the famous Avengers pose. It's corny I know, but read and review!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-27-01 - Complete
16. Raider Rivalry: Indiana Jones vs Lara Croft » reviews
The Raider of the Lost Ark meets the Tomb Raider . . . and sparks fly! BTW, this story assumes that Indy 4 never happened as it was written before that movie's release. Enjoy, r/r!
Indiana Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-27-01 - Published: 5-30-01 - Complete
17. Regrets reviews
Von Croy's thoughts at the end of the Last Revelation. Please r/r!
Tomb Raider - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-10-01 - Complete
18. The Once and Future reviews
A poem about a certain lady locked in limbo . . . please do not read if you haven't played Tomb Raider I yet as it is a major spoiler!
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-8-01 - Complete
19. She Never Knew reviews
A poem about the life of Miss Croft. r/r
Tomb Raider - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-8-01 - Complete
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