Hey there! This is the Cheesebub. I'm a writer here on fanfiction, known for his epicly long hiatuses. But I'm BACK! My Cross Country Season is over, and now I hope to get back to providing consistent and quality updates to all my stories. Here's how my stories are doing right now:

Total Drama Returns-- I'm glad you guys still stick with this story, even with my inconsistent updates. But rest assured: there will be more TDR this month.

The Switch-- This will be back sometime very soon. And it's gonna be good. Trust me.

Total Drama Rap Battles-- This is coming back soon as well. Get ready: it's time for the first male vs female battle.

Coming Soon: Total Drama Love in the Wild

10 of the hottest females and ten of the hottest males from season's past have returned to win money, backstab, and of course, find love, on an exotic paradise island. Hosted by Chris Mclean. Fans who indulge in wild crack couples, this is for you. Based on the show "Love in the Wild". Coming 2013

I'm 13 years old and I live in California. I enjoy writing, basketball, soccer, reading, and of course, eating cheese. I go to Hillview Middle School. I'm straight, in case you're wondering.

My Profile Picture: Yeah, that cartoon is about the extent of my drawing ability.

Favorie Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Classic.

Favorite Book: Hunger Games. It's like Total Drama Island, just with more gore!

Favorite Baseball Team: San Francisco Giants

Favorite Baseball Player: Buster Posey

Favorite Colleges: UNC Chapel Hill, University of Wisconsin, Stanford

I have a DeviantArt account! Not much on it, but you can check it out anyways. I may post some secret info on Total Drama Returns. You can check that out here: http://thecheesebub.deviantart.com/

Are You…

Beth:
()You are a wannabe at sometimes
(x) You have a best friend
() You wear/used to wear braces
() Singing is one of your hobbies
() You easily fall for the eye candy
() One of your favorites colors is pink
() You work on a farm
Total: 1

Bridgette:
() You surf
() You're a vegetarian
(x) You care about the environment/Mother Nature
(x) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you
() You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
() You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
() You get along with everybody
(x) Everything should be natural to you
Total: 3

Cody:
() You love technology
() Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
() You are a quick healer
(x) You easily get sun burn
(x) You have a gap between your front teeth
() A poor diet scares you
() You play the keyboard
(x) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you
Total: 3

Courtney:
(x) You are/were a CIT
() You want everything right
() You get mad easily
() Everything is important to you
(x) You are/were on the Student Council
() Everything turns out wrong for you
() You fall for the delinquents/criminals
(x) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
Total: 3

DJ:
(x) You love animals
() Everybody loves you
(x) You've been raised right
() Everybody is your friend
(x) You are most of the time happy
() You never get mad
(x) You get scared easily
() Group hugs are cuddly
Count: 4

Duncan:
() You have/had a mohawk
() You've been to jail/prison
() You love skulls and crossbones
() You have piercings
() Green is one of your favorite colors
() Punk is one of your favorite music genres
() You pick on dorks
() You have a smug facial expression sometimes
Total: 0

Eva:
(x) You often lift weights
() You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
() You've been through anger management
(x) You are competitive
(x) You can lift anything
() Happiness is not your forte
() You often don't fall in love too easily
() You're never happy
Total: 3

Ezekiel:
() You're home schooled
() You're a sexist
() You have/had/wear a toque
() You often say "eh"
() You wear a sweatshirt almost every day
() You pick your nose often
() You have no friends
() You are pale
Total: 0

Geoff:
(x) You love parties
() You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
() You often make out most of the day
() You wear a cowboy hat
(x) You're the youngest sibling in your family
() One of your nicknames is "Party Boy" or "Party Girl"
() You are invited to all of the parties
(x) You skateboard (well, Ripstick, but still)
Total: 3

Gwen:
() You're goth
() You have highlights
() You wear blue lipstick
() You wear fishnets and black (Only black, but still)
() You make the first move
() Preppy things piss you off
() You have a younger brother
() Annoying things irk you up
Total: 0

Harold:
(x) You can be a pervert at some times
() You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"
() You're a dork
() You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
(x) You read comics
() You breathe loud
() You get picked on most of the time
() You save chewed gum
Total: 2

Heather:
() You're the Queen Bee
() You are/were a cheerleader
() You often lie about being nice sometimes
() You often get embarrassed
() Weird people annoy you
() You break couples up
() You often call people "losers"
() You are never trusted
Total: 0

E-Scope/ Izzy:
(x) You're crazy/psycho
() You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
() You're a redhead
() Fire is your addiction
(x) You love acting silly
(x) You run a lot
() You want to be called by your nickname
(x) You've camped out in the woods
Total: 4

Justin:
() You're the eye candy
(x) People often stare at you
() People faint when they see you
() You lie to most people
() Beauty is a talent to you
() You once/often get photo shots
() You don't care about anything but beauty
() You're gorgeous
Total: 1

Katie:
() You have a BFFFL
() You have big hips, but skinny body
() You're pretty
() You're often sweet
() You blush easily
() You wear pigtails
(x) You listen to Pop Music
() You're skinnier than your friends
Total: 1

Leshawna:
() You're the ghetto girl
() You wear baby T's
() You easily get pissed off
(x) You love winning
() You have a great taste in style
() You know how to dance
(x) Rap is one of your favorite music genres
() You often wear hoop earrings
Total: 2

Lindsay:
(x) You are/were a blonde
() You're dumb
() You take Gymnastics
() Your boobs are big
() You're a "Daddy's Girl"
(x) You fall for the jocks (the girl ones)
(x) Your eyes are blue
() Makeup looks pretty on you
Total: 3

Noah:
() You are a bookworm
() Your IQ is off the charts/high
(x) You're in Honors classes
() Sports aren't your forte
(x) You are often sarcastic
() You're quiet
() You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex
() You don't like parties
Total: 2

Owen:
() You're overweight
() You fart a lot
(x) You can burp the ABC's (but I don't)
() Everyone loves you
(x) You love adventure
() You're out of shape
(x) You love to eat
() You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath
Total: 3

Sadie:
() You have a BFFFL
() You're chubby
() You cry without your best friend
() You accidentally do things wrong
() You do everything with you best friend
() You easily cry
() You love to squeal
() You often do things wrong
Total: 0

Trent:
() You play/played the guitar
(x) You often wear green
(x) You've been heartbroken
() Your favorite number is 9
(x) You care for the people you love
(x) You're still looking for that special someone
(x) You act weird sometimes
() You easily fall in love
Total: 5

Tyler:
() You suck at sports
(x) You often wear red
() You wear a head bandanna
() You wear sweat clothes
(x) You're tall
() You have brown hair and brown eyes
(x) You have a fear of an animal
(x) You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes
Total: 4

So, it seems I'm a Trent. That's a good thing in the TV show, but in my fanfiction... not so much.

My Life Soundtrack

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Trapped in the Drive Thru -Weird Al Yankovic (Nothing like an 11 minute song to kick things off.)

Waking Up: Break Your Heart -Taio Cruz (That's my motto as soon as I wake up in the morning.)

First Day At School: Starstrukk -3OH!3

Falling In Love: Love Like Woe -The Ready Set

Fight Song: Eenie Meenie -Sean Kingston

Breaking Up: Why Does This Always Happen To Me -Weird Al Yankovic

Prom night: Magic -B.O.B.

Life: High School Never Ends -Bowling For Soup (Oh, let's hope it does.)

Mental Breakdown: Rocketeer -Far East Movement (I think somebody would be having a mental breakdown if they thought they were a bird.)

Driving: I'm Not The One -30H!3

Flashback: Love Drunk -Boys Like Girls

Getting back together: I'll Sue Ya -Weird Al Yankovic (this makes a lot of sense... just kidding!)

Wedding: Never Gonna Leave This Bed -Maroon 5

Birth of Child: I Made It -Kevin Rudolph

Final Battle: Higher -Taio Cruz

Funeral Song: Polkarama! -Weird Al Yankovic (It would be so wrong to play this at a funeral!)

Final Credits: Written In The Stars -Tinie Tempah (Good finale!)

List your favourite TDI Characters In Random Order

1. Cody

2. Izzy

3. Justin

4. Chris

5. Gwen

6. Noah

7. Tyler

8. Geoff

9. Bridgette

10. Heather

11. Ezekiel

12. Chef

have you ever read a 6/11 fic

Let's hope not.

do you think 4 is hot how hot

I'm not going to answer that.

what would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant

Geoff, all I can say is, you should've known what would happen if you asked to order pizza one last time.

do you recall any fics about 9

Yes. A Kobold Necromancer one.

do you think 2 and 6 would make a good couple

YES!!!! A great couple!

5/9 or 5/10

God, do I have to choose? Fine, Bridgette, because I think Gwen would be happier that way.

what would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 10 having sex

The "I saw Duncan and Gwen kiss" thing all over again, with WAY more awkwards results.

is there such a thing as a 1/8 fluff

No. Just no. If there were, I would shoot myself.

suggest a title for 7/12 hurt/comfort fic

"Poppa Chef Is Here For You"

make a summary for a 3/10 fic

"His chin reeled her in... and just like that, Heather was salivating over Justin's booty even more than the million dollar case."

if you wrote a songfic about 8 ,what song would you chose

"Young, Wild, and Free". And no, not just because it involves rolling marijuana.

when was the last time you read a fic about 5

I did, after unfortunately coming across the works of NickSpaz17. And now I'll never be the same again.

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 runs off with 4 . 1, broken-hearted has a hot one night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12 then follows the wise advise of 5 and finds true love with 3

Cody and Tyler are in a happy relationship until Tyler runs off with Chris. Cody, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with Ezekiel and a brief unhappy affair with Chef then follows the advice Gwen and finds true love with Justin.

what title would you give this fic

"Live Life to the Gayest"

how would you feel if 7/8 was canon

WHY MUST I GET ALL THE CREEPY COUPLES? WHY?!?!?!?!

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