kissacazador
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since: 12-31-10, id: 2681061, Profile Updated: 03-27-13
country: USA
Author has written 31 stories for Supernatural, American Horror Story, NCIS, Criminal Minds, and Glee.

Hi, I use the name kissacazador, obviously not my real name, due to the fact that my friends, family and co-workers would say negative things about Supernatural on my Facebook and Twitter pages.

I have a Twitter account at http://twitter.com/kissacazador/

I am totally obsessed with Supernatural, especially Dean Winchester! Plus, Jensen Ackles is very underrated as an actor and that voice is soooo orgasmic ;D

I think THE CW is to blame for not promoting the series better. It is owned by CBS & Warner Brothers, so what's the problem then? Supernatural has everything from brotherly love; to loyal friendships; to great music and back again. I just love the fans...you are the best :)

I love reading all Supernatural fanfiction.

My other guilty pleasures are "American Horror Story", "Criminal Minds", "NCIS", Dexter" and "Revenge". My favorite hobby is sleeping, so I must have been a cat in another life.

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My first story, "Maybe I'm Amazed" is completed, but I had a hard time learning to develop character dialogue interaction. I posted other stories and hope they are much better, so please be patient with me because I am trying and having a great deal of fun.

Recently added:

"The Day the Music Died" - Dean and Sam discover that several people over the last forty-five years have heard an airplane crash and screaming coming from an area covering over 300 miles between Iowa to Minnesota and think it might be Buddy Holly, J. P. 'The Big Bopper' Richardson and Ritchie Valens.

"Man Undercover" - Another drabble about Dean going undercover.

"Dean's Little Secret" - A drabble about Sam finding out a little secret of Dean.

"Parallel Parking" - The team, (mainly Rossi), needs to teach Spencer how to drive a car in less than a week or he might lose his job as a field agent. However, certain things happen along the way, including a double date and a car accident. This is a three-chapter story but all the sex parts will be in the last chapter only, which contains slash, so be forewarned if this is not your cup of tea.

"McUrkel" -A funny Halloween one-shot about how Tony's costume infuriates McGee as the rest of the team gets ready for a costume contest that will take place in Season Four.

"Before He Cheats" - Dean and Garth pick up two beautiful gals at a trendy night club but the evening has several unexpected events leaving someone to have the time of his life while one is in extreme agony. This will be a two chapter story, set in Season Seven. Dean/OFC; Garth/OFC *NO Slash*

"Husbands"- Destiel/slightly AU- Sam and Castiel go undercover as a married gay couple at a fitness center while trying to help an old friend find a restless spirit. However, Dean is extremely jealous of his boyfriend and his brother pretending to be a couple in love. This is a one-shot written for Supernatural Monthly Writing Contest,and will be set in Season Five and it is a Destiel fic ;)

"Waiting for Wednesday"- To celebrate the new season, here is another Supernatural parody song called Waiting for Wednesday, like I did for the last season with Rebecca Black's Friday. Please enjoy and watch the eighth season of Supernatural.

"Sammy, There's Always a Catch"- since their food has ran out, Ten year old Dean and Sammy, 6, meet nice people at a food bank in a church while there dad is out of town. *Fluff Story*

"Passenger 3-B" is an AU- AU- Sam Wesson is infatuated with Dean Winchester, a gorgeous passenger seated next to him in 1st class on a plane to Hawaii. As they talk, it's discovered they have much in common- both lost their spouses to tragedy & finally decide its time to move on. However, secrets, the past, Dean's parents and an old love named Cas present problems along the way to happiness. This story will follow Dean as he finds love again and how he handles his relationship with family members, especially his parents as it will have several flashbacks. * This is a Dean slash Sam story and they are NOT related *

"Baby's Q & A" is also a one-shot since today is Baby's birthday and a reporter briefly interviews the Impala for a Q & A about her life with The Winchester Men.

"Pie Eating Contest vs the Triathlon" is another one-shot about Sam and Dean competing to win trophies in their respected events but Sam doesn't realize until later how his older brother desperately wants to win. Brotherly love/ Dean angst/ Fluff. This was an idea from the 'groin video' Jared released on his Twitter…hopefully you'll enjoy it ;)

"Boil" is a one shot- where Sam and Dean investigate a hospital following the suspicious murders of male interns, but soon are thrown into a situation that they are not ready for. * Warning: Gross humorous incident *

"Sam and his First Kiss, Shakespeare Style" is a three chapter story about Sam's relationship with Dean, a girl named Heather and her family. Takes place in 1999 in Idaho and will focus on how he had his first crush and first kiss. Lots of teen angst/family drama.

"Definitely Not Detention" is controversial storyline in which fifteen year old Dean has an affair with his thirty year old female teacher; however, I've only gotten positive comments, which is extremely appreciated. *Rated M*

"Thinking About My Angel" is a serious one-shot that takes place in Season Seven, weeks after Dean finds Castiel's trench coat. Slightly AU- Dean/Castiel were lovers. No sex, just emotions, angst and family bonding.

"Ruby the Rabbit" is also one shot about how nine year old Sam learns about rabbit mating from Dean, 13, and takes place in 1992 while John is away. My first *Fluff Story *.

"Internet Dating" is a three chapter story about how Dean and Sam separately react to the challenges of internet dating while living with Bobby in South Dakota.

"Constance Craving: (k.d. lang's Constant Craving)" is a song parody to celebrate my favorite 'American Horror Story' character's portrayer Jessica Lange's Screen Actors Guild, (SAG), and Golden Globe Awards nominations.

"The Ghost Father" is a humorous one-shot and it deals with a pregnant woman, a ghost, the Impala and our favorite trench-coat angel. Be aware of puking, lol.

"Wet T-Shirt Contest" is another one shot about how Dean and Sam judge a wet t-shirt contest at a trendy resort during spring-break…in San Francisco. There will be no wincest or slash, just silly humor.

"A Wounded Thigh" is a Wincest one-shot about how Dean and Sam hunt spirits at a bed n breakfast where Sam gets slightly injured, so his big brother takes care of him. And they take care of each other in more ways than one. WARNING: WINCEST

"Helltown" is a three chapter story about Dean's relationship with John, a teacher and a girl named Lori. Takes place in 1993 in Helltown and will focus on how he had his first solo hunt, plus how he loses his virginity at fourteen.

"A Lighthouse and the County Fair" is family-mystery about incidents involving Dean-18, Sam-13 and John as they are hunting and living near Cape Fear, North Carolina in a small town called Tillville in the spring of 1997.

"Supernatural Song: (Rebecca Black's Friday)" is another parody song to "Friday" and its to help us get ready for the new season. It's lame, but funny ;) I listed several paragraphs below of why I did the parody, plus how my mom reacted to the song.

"Babes, Bikers and Boners" is a one-shot where Dean and Sam are at it again with the practical jokes; however, something happens to Dean, so this makes Sam do something drastic. No wincest or slash, just brotherly angst and pranks that get out of hand.

Also, a big thanks to a friend, deanstheman, for all of her wise and essential suggestions, plus beta-reading stories for me. She recently helped me finish writing "Babes, Bikers and Boners", without her, I would've been lost. Plus, she picked the title too. Incidentally, deanstheman has coached/helped/encouraged me with "Definitely Not Detention" and I am truly grateful.

One of the very first people I have met on here was Kinthinia...someone who is extremely supportive; very honest and I consider a good friend. No matter what my annoying questions are...she's there for me and I would never be able to make that up to her...thanks!

I must thank my friend and beta-reader, Breean for being supportive, encouraging and giving/taking suggestions.

I would like to thank my beta-reader and friend, Tia of 2People, for being prompt, understanding and extremely helpful.

Special thanks again to them and my mom... I'm totally lucky to be surrounded by positive & caring people.

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I currently live in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA. I am also a huge IndyCar, Formula One and Nascar racing fan. My favorite current drivers are: Jeff Gordon, Mark Webber and Ryan Hunter-Reay...all of whom I met at least once.

I have a big orange tabby cat named Robby, after auto racer Robby Gordon.

I was told that cat translates to kissa in Finnish and hunter translates to cazador in Spanish. So, this is how I got my profile name, but I would never hunt a cat to hurt them...just to kiss them. Lame joke, I know, but I have zero tolerance for anyone who abuses or neglects animals!

I would luv to meet new friends on here from all around the globe, so drop me a PM!

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A Dozen of My Favorite Things:

Dean Winchester or Sam Winchester…Dean! Sorry Sam fans.

Cat or Dog…Kissa!

'Billie Jean' or 'Beat It'…I luv Eddie Van Halen, so 'Beat It!'

Black or White…Black

Coke or Pepsi…Coca-Cola, Baby!

Chinese or Mexican Food…Mexican

Blonde or Brunette…Brunette is the new blonde!

Van Halen or Van Hagar…No offense Diamond Dave, I’m a Sammy nut.

Chocolate or Vanilla…Chocolate

CSI or NCIS…All I have to say is…DiNozzo

Plain or Peanut M&M’s…Peanut

The Rolling Stones or The Beatles …The Beatles! (However, Ringo always said 'why chose, when you can have both', so I must agree with him).

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This is a conversation I had with my mother containing to the parody of the 'Friday' song I did:

Me: "Have you heard that 'Friday' song?"
Mom "Yes"
Me: "Good, because I made a parody of that for Supernatural."
Mom: (She responds after she reads it)- "Well, I read it and its not that good. Honestly, its really bad and I know you can write a better song, because it doesn't even make sense."
Me: "Its not supposed to make sense, cause that's how the real song is- silly & stupid. And if I really wrote it, I'd be laughing all the way to the bank."
Mom: "What song?"
Me: "The Friday Song."
Mom: "Never heard of it."
Me: A long sigh..."I'll email you the real 'Friday' song to read & listen too."
Mom: (After a few minutes)- "That real song is stupid and doesn't make sense. Why would you copy it?"
Me: "Its a parody and I wanted people to think of Fridays as Supernatural Friday. Other people and myself have to promote the series, because the damn CW won't...that's why I wrote the parody!"
Mom: "Oh, I see. That makes sense now...its cute."

Parents...you gotta love them ;) lol

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Jensen Ackles is the sexiest man alive. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

Jensen Ackles is the best actor alive. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever made someone watch Jensen Ackles' performance of 'Eye Of the Tiger' even if they don't know the show. Copy and paste this one to your profile.

You can't listen to 'Eye of the Tiger' anymore without cracking up. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

You can't listen to songs like- 'Heat of the Moment', Wanted Dead or Alive', 'Eye of the Tiger' or 'The Weight' without smiling or thinking about Jensen/Dean. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

When you hear songs like 'Back in Black', 'Highway to Hell', and 'Carry on Wayward Son'... Supernatural immediately comes to mind. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

Dean Winchester is your favorite all-time TV character. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

Castiel is your favorite Angel of the Lord. If this is true, copy this onto your profile. OMC, very true.

Whenever Dean has an emotional scene, Jensen's amazing acting always breaks your heart. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.


1. Passenger 3 B » reviews
AU- Sam Wesson is infatuated with Dean Winchester, a gorgeous passenger seated next to him in 1st class on a plane to Hawaii. As they talk, it's discovered they have much in common- both lost their spouses to tragedy & finally decide its time to move on. However, secrets, the past, Dean's parents and an old love named Cas present problems along the way to happiness.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,101 - Reviews: 141 - Updated: 4-13-13 - Published: 5-3-12 - Dean W. & Sam W.
2. Air Guitarist Sammy reviews
A funny drabble with Sam- 15 and Dean- 19 using the words- water; jumped ; air and purple. Rated T for one minor word. Everything belongs to Kripke!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-27-13 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete
3. Cupid with a K reviews
This is a 114-word Drabble using the words cupid; undeniably; fear and dreamy. Blaine sings his original song to his boyfriend on Valentine's Day in front of the Glee club and will take place in Season Three. *My first 'Glee' drabble and/or story*
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-13 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
4. The Day the Music Died reviews
Dean and Sam discover that several people over the last forty-five years have heard an airplane crash and screaming coming from an area covering over 300 miles between Iowa to Minnesota and think it might be Buddy Holly, J. P. 'The Big Bopper' Richardson and Ritchie Valens.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-3-13 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
5. Man Undercover reviews
A funny drabble using the words- scissors, queen and watts. And this isn't Wincest either, lol. Thanks to LeighAnnWallace for answering my annoying questions…again! Kripke and The CW own all.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-28-13 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete
6. Dean's Little Secret reviews
This is my second 100 word drabble. My sister gave me the words- Niagara Falls; logical; panties and clown. However, I had to have it done in fifteen minutes...which I completed. Please enjoy Sam finding out what Dean's Little Secret was after a bloody battle with an evil being. (Kripke and The CW own all). Thanks for reading!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-21-13 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
7. Time Capsule reviews
Dean and Sam open a time capsule from 1997 after fifteen years and were very surprised to see what was in there. One-shot- set in Season Seven *** Warning: May cause sniffles ***
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-27-12 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
8. Parallel Parking » reviews
The team, (mainly Rossi), needs to teach Spencer how to drive a car in less than a week or he might lose his job as a field agent. However, certain things happen along the way, including a double date and a car accident.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,435 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-27-12 - Published: 11-13-12 - S. Reid & D. Rossi - Complete
9. Sawyer reviews
This is my first drabble and the words, (lady luck; bedroom; twisted), were given by LeighAnnWallace…thanks, I had fun and can't wait to do more! Everything belongs to Kripke!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-9-12 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
10. McUrkel reviews
A funny Halloween one-shot about how Tony's costume infuriates McGee as the rest of the team gets ready for a costume contest that will take place in Season Four.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-24-12 - Tony D. & Tim M.
11. Before He Cheats » reviews
Dean and Garth pick up two beautiful gals at a trendy night club but the evening has several unexpected events leaving someone to have the time of his life while one is in extreme agony. This will be a two chapter story, set in Season Seven and have included a tv fan "favorite", so I hope you're surprised! Plus, you'll learn more about Garth's ancestry Dean/OFC; Garth/OFC-NO SLASH
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-1-12 - Published: 9-27-12 - Dean W. & Garth F. - Complete
12. Husbands reviews
Destiel/slightly AU- Sam and Castiel go undercover as a married gay couple at a fitness center while trying to help an old friend find a restless spirit. However, Dean is extremely jealous of his boyfriend and his brother pretending to be a couple in love. This will be set in Season Five and it is a Destiel fic ;
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-11-12 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete
13. Waiting for Wednesday reviews
To celebrate the new season, here is another Supernatural parody song called Waiting for Wednesday, like I did for the last season with Rebecca Black's Friday. Please enjoy and watch the eighth season of Supernatural.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-17-12 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
14. Sammy, There's Always a Catch reviews
One-shot: Since their food has ran out, Ten year old Dean and Sammy, 6, meet nice people at a food bank in a church while there dad is out of town. *Fluff Story*
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-13-12 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
15. Baby's Q & A reviews
It's Baby's birthday and a reporter briefly interviews the Impala for a Q & A about her life with The Winchester Men. *One-shot*
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-24-12 - Impala - Complete
16. Pie Eating Contest vs the Triathlon reviews
A one-shot about Sam and Dean competing to win trophies in their respected events but Sam doesn't realize until later how his older brother desperately wants to win. Brotherly love/ Dean angst/ Fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-12-12 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
17. Definitely Not Detention » reviews
Dean and Sam are in a small town and attending a school where fifteen year old Dean has a fling with his 30 year old history teacher, Leslie Tyler, who is inexperienced and somewhat naïve as she begins to fall in love. However, John eventually finds out.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,984 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 4-1-12 - Published: 12-2-11 - Dean W. & John W. - Complete
18. Boil reviews
One-shot: Sam and Dean investigate a hospital following the suspicious murders of male interns, but soon are thrown into a situation that they are not ready for. *** Warning: Gross incident ***
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-9-12 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete
19. Sam and his First Kiss, Shakespeare Style » reviews
Pre-series: This is a three chapter story about Sam's relationship with Dean, a girl named Heather and her family. Takes place in 1999 in Idaho and will focus on how he had his first crush and first kiss. Lots of teen angst/family drama.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-16-12 - Published: 2-1-12 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete
20. A Lighthouse and the County Fair » reviews
Pre-series: A family-mystery story about scary and amusing incidents involving Dean-18, Sam-13 and John as they are hunting and living near Cape Fear, North Carolina in a small town called Tillville in the spring of 1997.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-12-12 - Published: 10-15-11 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
21. Internet Dating » reviews
This is a three chapter story about how Dean and Sam separately react to the challenges of internet dating while living with Bobby in South Dakota.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,590 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-5-12 - Published: 12-29-11 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
22. Ruby the Rabbit reviews
Pre-series- this is a one shot about how nine year old Sam learns about rabbit mating from Dean, 13, and takes place in 1992 while John is away. My first *Fluff Story *
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-26-11 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
23. Thinking About My Angel reviews
A serious one-shot that takes place in Season Seven, weeks after Dean finds Castiel's trench coat. Slightly AU- Dean/Castiel were lovers. No sex, just emotions, angst and family bonding. Dean is thinking about his lost love…his angel while listening to Aerosmith.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-15-11 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
24. Constance Craving: k d lang's Constant Craving reviews
This is a song parody to celebrate my favorite 'American Horror Story' character's portrayer Jessica Lange's Screen Actors Guild SAG and Golden Globe Awards nominations...and wins!
American Horror Story - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-14-11 - Constance & Tate L. - Complete
25. A Wounded Thigh reviews
Set during Season Two; this is a one-shot about how Dean and Sam hunt spirits at a bed n breakfast where Sam gets slightly injured, so his big brother takes care of him. And they take care of each other in more ways than one. ***WARNING: WINCEST***
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-4-11 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
26. Babes, Bikers and Boners reviews
Dean and Sam are at it again with the practical jokes; however, something happens to Dean, so this makes Sam do something drastic. No wincest or slash, just brotherly angst and pranks that get out of hand.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-7-11 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
27. Wet T Shirt Contest reviews
Set during Season Two; this will be a one shot about how Dean and Sam judge a wet t-shirt contest at a trendy resort during spring-break in San Francisco. There will be no wincest or slash, just silly humor.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-23-11 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
28. The Ghost Father reviews
This is a humorous one-shot and it has Dean and Sam dealing with a pregnant woman, a ghost, the Impala and our favorite trench-coat angel. Be aware of puking, lol.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-2-11 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
29. Supernatural Song: Rebecca Black's Friday reviews
To celebrate the new season, here is a parody of Supernatural Song: Rebecca Black's Friday . Please enjoy and watch the seventh season of Supernatural.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-27-11 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
30. Helltown » reviews
Pre-series: This is a three chapter story about Dean's relationship with John, a teacher and a girl named Lori. Takes place in 1993 in Helltown and will focus on how he had his first solo hunt, plus how he loses his virginity at fourteen. Teen angst/family bonding.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,968 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-4-11 - Published: 6-26-11 - Dean W. & John W. - Complete
31. Maybe I'm Amazed » reviews
AU- Dean & Sam are not related, both are 15 years old and in the 10th grade. Sam has a great life with a loving friends & family and attends a private school, while Dean's life is full of misery, due to physical, sexual and mental abuse.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,093 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 5-28-11 - Published: 4-1-11 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete