The Eezoman here! Nice to see you. My name is (Corrupted data) and I just want to share my imagination through writing. Looking forward to our time together, people.

I haven't updated my profile in a long time. Subject 23 (Cryonics) is coming along well, so is LAT. If you're looking for dark romantic settings, then those two are for you.

If you're looking for a short and sweet romantic story, check out Love's Massive Effects

Looking for a parody? Something hilarious? Check out No Matter What Scars/Ass Effect

Didn't like the ending to Mass Effect 3? Take a look at Judgment.

I'm a writer, and I work with people as best I can. I'm easy to approach, so if you want help with something, feel free to send me a message. I don't really care for outright stupidity though. I.E, Flaming, really REALLY stupid ideas (Magic Xbox, absolutely CRAZY romances like Kasumi or Grunt, Etc.)

(Update 6/13/12): I'm working on a one-shot. Hopefully I'll upload it by today or tomorrow.

I know, I know. "Why aren't you working on 23, or at the least, Judgment? Hell, whatever happened to LAT? You sux!"

I'M SORRY. I haven't started the new chapter of Cryonics, and I might not for a while. I've really been considering going back and fixing the first part of the story so I'm not embarrassed to look at it. I'll fix the whole damn thing at once. (No changes to the story haters, but I'm giving you less to bitch about).

Judgment is just meh. Rolling around in my head. LAT...don't get me started on LAT. You'll see them again. Trust me. I just don't know when.

(The below section is a visual walkthrough of what my Self-Insert character, 23, looks like. I welcome everyone to try drawing him, and posting the results on DA, since I've had a hard time getting a picture of him to stick. Any other questions, feel free to ask.)

-Powers

Control of all forms of water, including water vapor. extreme use of his power drains his ability to use it, however, and he often forces him to undergo deliquesce. If he reaches the point of no return, (when he can't control his own water, his body shuts itself down until it generates enough to survive on it's own again).

-Weapons

23 has two hidden blades, which appear in the form of lightly worn gauntlets along his arm. It doesn't carry the Assassin symbol however. Along with that, he also forms long javelin-like spears (2 feet long) across his fore-arms, which he uses to either cut by swinging, or shoot them from a distance. Those are his organic weapons.

His standard set of guns include
-2 machine pistols (Strapped to his torso, aimed upwards, for easy release)
-2 light pistols, which are strapped around each leg.
-1 sniper rifle, which he carries on his back.

-Clothing, Stage 1 (Full armor)

His ice covers his entire body. it isn't smooth, instead, it's cracked, almost like splinters of ice make up his body. His fingers are slightly sharpened at the tips, and his joints have a little ice overflow on them. The coloring is unique, since his torso is a slightly darker cerulean, and it gets lighter as it spreads out over his body. Emerald stripes run along his triceps and biceps, and continue down along his chest to his legs, where they slowly come to a gentle point. His mask is iced over, creating a SEMI-smooth face, while his hood freezes over his head, leaving just his blackened eyes visible. (Use a template based off of the Death Race mask of the character Frankenstein. That is the closest figure I could find for the kind of facial structure I was talking about)

-Clothing, Stage 2 (light protective armor USUALLY WORN)

He wears a black composite material jacket with the same emerald stripes as in his full armor (they match the jacket), which zips up the front. White shirt underneath the jacket. The sleeves go all the way to the hand, which hide the hidden blades in the sleeves. His hands have black/gray fingerless gloves, also made out of a composite material. His pants are faded from blue to white, also made of a lighter composite material (He wouldn't have jeans. That would just be silly). His shoes are covered in ice. You have to remember that he does still have ice covering him, it's just weaker. I best way to show it would be by making it transparent. Also, the jacket has a hoodie, which rides over his head. The black mask covers everything up to the bridge of his nose.

-Clothing, Stage 3 (Unprotected. ONLY IN SCENES ON NORMANDY AFTER END OF FIRST STORY)

Same clothing, yet the black sleeves are rolled up, revealing his hidden blade gauntlets. Make them smoother, almost like the mechanical parts are made of silk. The sleeves are up to his elbow, so he can free-run more efficiently. His mask and hood can be down, but that's only after the first story. He has medium brown hair, which rides just above his eyes. It can be slightly ruffled.

-Facial features, and other random things to know.

His eye color is light brown, yet it switches shades occasionally. NOT GOLD. (This isn't fucking twilight) his face is simple. The eyes are slightly sunken back, and further apart, while his nose fits his face just fine. Not too big or too small, just kind of fitting in. His cheek bones are high, and the chin is SLIGHTLY sharpened. There are a few scars on his face, and one long one going down from the side of his nose to the cheekbone (Not red or digusting. Flesh colored)

Well, that about does it. I look forward to seeing what you come up with. Please, upload it to DA. I have an account there under the name of The Eezoman.

Here are some songs I use to characterize 23.

Iron-Woodkid

Fortune Teller-Xavier Rudd

23-Blonde Redhead