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since: 01-02-11, id: 2683422, Profile Updated: 01-29-13
Author has written 25 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, NCIS, Alex Rider, Good Omens, D.Gray-Man, Rise of the Guardians, Avengers, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Dresden Files, Castle, and White Collar.

Previously "NightmareWorld".

control of chaos- http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2683445/- is my beta reader and twin sister. I refer to her as Tsuki (Japanese for 'Moon'), and she'll call me Sekai ('World' in Japanese). We have a shared account on here called Takanami- http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2806570/Takanami -('Tidal Wave' in Japanese).

And THEN I ended up writing with a group of friends, Writer With Sprite, Torn Apart Paper Dinosaur and rainstripe, and my sister. We'll be using this http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3184149/Writers4All account to write stuff on.

FFSAS

The SAS is a highly qualified elite military group that operates for Britain. Men from it die every month while we sit here at our computers typing about fictional characters from that group, usually being astounded or amazed at the capabilities of a kid half their age or adopting a kid half their age and then being astounded at how much trauma the kid has been through.

Seriously.

Now, I won't pretend I absolutely hate this idea and that we all should just trash our ideas. Hell, I've written multiple stories myself for AR. But we still have to respect that the SAS is real and that it exists for more than just a group of writers who need some more characters. It's for our freedom and liberty and everything we cherish, and for other countries's freedoms and safety and everything they hold dear. I cannot slander that name in my stories.

This was supposed to be a note that would be put in as an apology. It was supposed to say "I am sorry, but because of these reasons I will be taking down all of my Alex Rider stories." To avoid someone stealing my work, I had planned to hand the story off to someone else so it could at least hang around fanfiction, because I know there were people out there who loved some of those stories, but I just didn't want it on my account anymore. Because my first choice for holding onto these stories turned me down quite kindly, I had to reconsider another way.

It occurred to me that the soldiers we have been writing about are not SAS. They do not undergo training at all like the real British soldiers at Brecon Beacons. Generally, our characters do not act like real SAS men, and most of the information we use to describe their training, the camp, the people, and any other possible details about SAS tends to be completely fabricated.

Summary: The SAS we write about does not exist.

The soldiers we are writing about are not Special Air Service. They do not operate like them. No. They are...

Stalker Fan's Special Air Service.

...But that would be a ridiculous name to call them.

Instead, I have opted to call them FFSAS - Fanfiction Special Air Service. They were originally based off of the real SAS, but after a certain point, we're really just making fanfiction off our fanfiction now. The people we are writing about were created, designed, incorporated, and used by fanfiction writers. We have created a whole new fictional brand of the military.

I can't keep up my stories while most of the characters walk around with titles that they truthfully don't deserve anymore than I deserve to be called an SAS member. I am going through all my stories and replacing the "SAS" with "FFSAS", because that is their actual title. And in all truthfulness, we should be proud. We created a whole new and intricate organization without ever contacting one another with plans to do so! This was a group created for the writers and by the writers, and the writers will see it done. This group will continue to control the AR fanfiction universe. All I ask is that we do not shame the true name by falsifying what they actually do. I would be delighted if you used my idea and did the same to your stories and spread the word. Thanks.

Story Notes:

Um, people who have read both my sister's 'Facade' and my 'Why to Continue', just know that the scenes that seemed exactly the same were not planned in any way between us. That was a complete accident that neither of us realized had occurred until about a month after I finished my story, and a week after she posted her chapter with that scene. We didn't mean for that to be in both of ours. Twin telepathy, I guess.

Current:

-I think Several More Coincidences than Safe is basically done. Probably.

-I've dunked my head into the whirlpool that is Rise of the Guardians fanfiction. Until my obsession at least goes down to a somewhat normal level (AKA, I'm not waking up in the middle of the night with the need to type another chapter), I will most likely be not writing anything for a different verse.

-Rivers is going to be long, but should be posted somewhat quickly because I really, really want to write it. It was based off my one-shot Runaway, which was written first but actually posted later. I was supposed to write a death fic, but I can't kill people right, apparently, and resurrect them in another story.

-Runaway and Honoring Loyalty were both written because of a challenge that a friend gave me. Let me know how well I did the angst and fluff fics, because I want to know if I accomplished my goal on a larger scale.


[favorite quotes:

"We sometimes forget, I think, that you can manufacture weapons, and you can purchase ammunition, but you can't buy valor and you can't pull heroes off an assembly line." -Sergeant John Ellery, 16th Regiment from the Battle of Normandy

"Everyone has an Angel. A Guardian who watches over us. We can't know what form they'll take. One day, Old man, Next day, Little girl. But don't let appearances fool you; they can be as fierce as any dragon. Yet they're not here to fight our battles. But to whisper from our hearts. Reminding that it's us. It's every one of us who holds power over the world we create. You can deny angels exist, convince ourselves they can't be real. But they show up anyway, at strange places and at strange times. They can speak through any character we can imagine. They'll shout through demons if they have to. Daring us, challenging us to fight. ...

And finally. This question. The mystery of whose story it will be, of who draws the curtain. Who is it that chooses our steps in a dance? Who drives us mad, flashes us with whips, crowns us with victory when we survive the impossible? Who is it that tells all these things? Who honors those we love with the very life we live? Who sends monsters to kill us, and at the same time sings that we'll never die? Who teaches us what's real, and how to laugh at lies? Who decides why we live, and what we'll die to defend? Who chains us, and who holds the key to set us free? It's you. You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!" -Sweet Pea from Suckerpunch

Sharpen up your teeth, your dreams are more than worth defending in a fight that's never ending. Go on; go ahead and prove me wrong.- The Used

A-Team(series, not movie)> Hannibal: Murdock, where'd you get this plane?- Murdock: Off the repair line- Hannibal: And it would be ridiculous of me to think it was fixed.-... Face: Murdock, what's going to happen?- Murdock: We're going to crash.- Face: No, really, what's going to happen?- Murdock: We're going to crash, and die.-... *plane crashes* Murdock: And that concludes our flight. Thank you for flying Miracle Airlines.-

A Murdockism (A-Team): Crashing: It's simply relocating the plane because of a lack of thrust and lift functions.

Good Omens> Adam: I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then gettin' upset 'cos they act like people.

Curtains> Chris: I have to rewrite the whole choreography, and I have less time to do it than Moses had to part the Red Sea. And he had God on his side.

Curtains> Chris: Shall we observe a moment of silence to match the audience's response to Jessica's first number?- Aaron: Chris!- Chris: Oh, all right. Jessica was part of our company and now we part company. I'm sure we shall all remember her in our thoughts and resumes. And now as thespians, I know you'd like to express your sorrow, both as a tribute and an acting exercise.

Curtains> Cioffi: They performed the autopsy on him.- Chris: Did they drive a stake through his heart to be sure?



1. Deal Breaker » reviews
After causing some trouble with the helicarrier, Jack made a deal with Fury about helping if a crisis ever occurred. When an old ally of Loki's shows up for revenge, the director calls in the very reluctant winter spirit for help. The problem is, Jack isn't interested.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,196 - Reviews: 209 - Updated: 5-17-13 - Published: 4-1-13 - Nick F. & Jack Frost
2. Rivers » reviews
Water can flow many different ways and can take people places they didn't expect to go. It comes downward from high places that sometimes have never been seen before. Jack's life has been a river for a long time. A tributary is about to take him somewhere no one saw coming, but there are going to be a few others going to the same place. High school AU, based off one-shot "Runaway".
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,616 - Reviews: 237 - Updated: 5-5-13 - Published: 1-27-13 - Jack Frost & Bunnymund
3. Mathematical Dismemberment reviews
Jamie had a few questions about how the legends didn't age or...explode, and were able to get around the world in one day or night. To the best of their abilities, the Guardians give answers.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-27-13 - Bunnymund & Jack Frost - Complete
4. Runaway reviews
Jack has had a plan for the last few months and he's about to put it into action. He's leaving behind an uncaring family and community. (High school AU)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 1-29-13 - Jack Frost & Bunnymund - Complete
5. Honoring Loyalty reviews
Jamie's older brother has been trying to convince him that Santa won't be coming this year to deliver presents because their parents can't afford to spend that much money, but Jamie isn't listening. The Guardians honor that loyalty. (AU in which Jamie did not meet the Guardians during the movie. Jack joined some other way.)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-29-13 - Jamie - Complete
6. Promise to a Dying Man » reviews
Strange things begin happening when a friend of the neighborhood children shows up. What may be even stranger than the odd occurrences is that his interest in the Hughes family may lead to some turns of events.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,862 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-27-13 - Maes H. & Jack Frost - Complete
7. The Ultimate Con reviews
Within forty-eight hours, Neal manages to discover the mystery behind the music box, break into the leader of a country's office, get shot, fall into a river, and to top it all off, con the Truth. One of those days, hm?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-25-12 - Edward E. & Neal C. - Complete
8. What Would You do for a Friend? reviews
Even if we act tough, or pretend we don't care, we've all got someone close to us, whether it's a family member or a friend. But what are the lengths we would go to for them if they were in trouble? AU in our world.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-20-12 - Kanda Yuu - Complete
9. Make a Way When There's not One » reviews
The homicide department picks up a case with an ending they weren't expecting for, involuntarily bringing in people who weren't interested in being involved. Some things that are personal are best kept quiet, but others can be dangerous secrets.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,400 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 4-17-12 - Published: 2-1-12 - Alex R./Cub & Rick C. - Complete
10. Those Other Guys » reviews
Sequel to Those Guys We Forgot About? The five units trained by Cub go on their first two missions against Scorpia. At the same time, Cub gets his vengeance for something unrelated to Scorpia...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,381 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 1-2-12 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
11. Several More Coincidences than Safe » reviews
Unconnected drabbles about the youngest spy of MI6 and two alchemists. How they joined together to prank their friends or simply to have a good time, if they cashed in debts with each other, in the case that they met, etc.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,376 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 12-25-11 - Published: 8-3-11 - Edward E. & Alex R./Cub
12. Humbug Reincarnation reviews
For Christmas, Lavi decides that he, Linali, and Allen will visit Kanda has a re-inaction of Charles Dickon's 'A Christmas Carol'. The Spirits could have done it much better, needless to say.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-25-11 - Lavi & Kanda Yuu - Complete
13. The Good Left Undone » reviews
Before the Promised Day, the Elric brothers found a possible solution to their predicament. But the attempt put Alphonse into a coma, and sent Edward on a search to wake him up. Aziraphale suggested a solution. AU
Crossover - Good Omens & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,635 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-10-11 - Published: 12-4-11 - Aziraphale & Edward E. - Complete
14. It Was All His Fault reviews
Alex just wanted to have dinner with a friend. Actually, he didn't want to do that either. K-Unit just wanted to have dinner. Tom just wanted to have some fun. And irony just wanted to pull a little prank...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-28-11 - Alex R./Cub & Tom H. - Complete
15. Why to Continue » reviews
Ed pays a price for his brother's body and soul: starting a new life in the wizarding world of a different dimension. While being more than a little irritated at irrational people, Ed decides to help the Order, while giving the excuse of 'no memory'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,203 - Reviews: 242 - Updated: 10-26-11 - Published: 1-31-11 - Edward E. - Complete
16. Those Guys We Forgot About? » reviews
After a review of what happened after the unpublished chapter about RTI in Stormbreaker, Alex is called back to Breacon Beacons to the despair of the K-Unit. Due to a request for a new teacher on terrorist organizations, MI6 sends their specialist in.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,584 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 10-26-11 - Published: 9-26-11 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
17. Not All That is Over is Past » reviews
Sequel to Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost. Gibbs's team is called in to Amestris for the murder of an NCIS agent found in Dublith. However, it's not a simple murder. Because that would just be too easy, wouldn't it?
Crossover - NCIS & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,051 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 9-14-11 - Published: 6-2-11 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Edward E. - Complete
18. Unwilling Recruitee reviews
The White Council sends two Wardens to recruit someone they've already tried to recruit. Despite the warnings they were given, they weren't ready for Gibbs. T for language and White Court mention.
Crossover - NCIS & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-5-11 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & D. Morgan - Complete
19. Hades and Back Again reviews
Crack fic. Those at Camp Half-Blood didn't know what was going on with the people running around the camp, but they did know that the day had taken a turn for the strange ever since Alex Rider and some chosen dead ones decided that being dead sucked.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-16-11 - Alex R./Cub & Hades - Complete
20. Stand to Fall and Rise Again » reviews
Due to the Truth's plead, Ed lands in the alternate universe where something called magic is used. With only alchemy to back him, he has to find another way to get back home, while keeping his actions unsuspecting in a school partially run by the Minist
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,186 - Reviews: 153 - Updated: 6-4-11 - Published: 4-20-11 - Complete
21. Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost » reviews
After the battle with the Father, the Truth accidentally takes a compounded price from Ed: His memories, his arm, and sends him to Washington D.C., where an NCIS team is conducting a murder investigation.
Crossover - NCIS & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 5-9-11 - Published: 3-29-11 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Edward E. - Complete
22. Age of Invention reviews
Mustang needs an advantage to get the position of Fuhrer. After having plenty of time with no alchemy, Ed has built an invention with Al that will give him that advantage. -one shot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-18-11 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete
23. Old and New » reviews
When a 34 year old Ed crosses the border between a parallel universe, he finds his younger self still fighting the homunculi war. By chance, he learns the date that Hughes died has yet to pass, and he still has a chance at being saved. Manga ending.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,840 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-9-11 - Published: 4-4-11 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete
24. Switch reviews
This is my alternative ending to Fullmetal Alchemist. Something different happened when Ed sacrificed his alchemy, and things aren't entirely what they seem. K plus instead of K for creepiness. -One shot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-13-11 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete
25. Taking a Different Perspective reviews
For whatever reason, Ed is in the Flock's world. He hears their story, and basically tells them all to get a life. And that they really know how to do stupid things.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 1-4-11 - Edward E. & Max - Complete