Alix Cohen

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since	: 01-02-11, id: 2683535, Profile Updated: 02-13-13
country	: USA

Author has written 39 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Doctor Who, Portal, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Misc. Books, Firefly, and James Bond.

DEAR READERS: I have removed "Waking Up in London" and "Baker Street Blues" from my account because I'm currently trying to get another story about Mia Lazarus formally published. I apologize to everyone who was awaiting the end of "Waking Up in London"; I was having trouble writing the last chapter, but you'll be happy to know that there would have been an epilogue taking place at the next Fourth of July, where Mia invites Britain over to avoid the festivities and they maybe work out all their sexual tension. Again, very sorry everybody.

Onward.

My universes: A guide to the perplexed.

Yaoi Agents (Hetalia)
So much slash, so little time. Hungary can't record it all on her own. And when it comes to helping Hungary out, no one does it better than Team One.
Major OCs: Dana Einstein, Sarah Armstrong, Amanda Toyota, Jeanne-Marie Renard, Rosa Marquez
Stories, in rough chronological order:
"Dana's Story"
"Sarah's Story"
"Loaded with Charisma"
"Burn Life's House Down" (Crossover with Doctor Who; first Yaoi Agents story written)
"Jealous": (Crossover with the Fullmetal Alchemist manga)
*"Sounds of Silence"
"Team Two"
*"Through His Eyes"
"Midsummer Nights"
*"C'est la Vie" (A collection of oneshots; all over the place chronologically)

Starred stories involve the characters watching/discussing Doctor Who. Not really a crossover, unless you count England's cosplay fetishes.

Historical Hetalia
"Eesti's New Year" (January 2011; Estonia adopts the euro as his currency.)
"and time" (Battle of Agincourt)
"The Breaking of a Nation" (Russian October Revolution)
"till you sweep them away" (dissolution of Austria-Hungary after WWI)
"Youngest Son" (history of England up to 1653)
"into hell, for a heavenly cause" (1930s-1945; crossover with Fullmetal Alchemist first anime)

Hetalia inspired by other people's stories:
"In the Closet" (an expansion of a oneshot by Joyheart)
"Renard et Lapin" (my submission to mystmoon92's France Goes Apesh*t contest, and technically chapter 6.5 of her "A Bet Too Far")
"Day Pass: (sequel to "Thanks for the Pranks" by Car.)

Other fun Hetalia stuff:
"April Fail"
"Ask Hungary 1" and "Ask Hungary 2"
"Just Add Water"
"such a pretty pair"
"Verbing Weirds Language"
"World Powers Game Night 2011"

Portal
"Wheatley's Lament"
"Official Fanfiction University: Aperture Science Fanfiction Enrichment Seminar": (collaboration with katzsoa, on her profile)

Doctor Who
"Two Aliens"
"Steel City Daleks"
"The Eighth Coming" (in progress)
"Poetic Interlude 1"
"Time Lord's Burden"
"Doctor Who Filk Songbook" (See my explanation of filks below)
"Like Marbles on Glass" and its parallel "Subconscious Field Day"

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"Last Days"

Miscellaneous
"Mentor Hazard" (a meta-scene for Neil Gaiman's Interworld)
"Super Secret Agent" (James Bond filk)

Filk songs:
A filk is a song parody with a science fiction or fantasy theme. My late uncle wrote a lot of them that I only learned about after his death; "Wheatley's Lament" is a songfic of one of them, and I may be posting others, just because the world needs to know these songs. Update 3/31/12: Jaensdenim has done an awesome cover of "Mrs. River Song"; I put a link to it on the story page. Update 2/12/13: I have begun recording these on the youtube channel ThreeGirlsandaVlog, under the name Romana.

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1. Subconscious Field Day
A rhapsody on themes from "Like Marbles on Glass." Doctor/Master, and anything else would be telling.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Published: 11-30-12 - 3rd Doctor & The Master - Complete

2. Like Marbles on Glass reviews
The Master goes looking for the Doctor, and loses (or perhaps regains?) control. Three/Delgado!Master fluff, if such is possible.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-19-12 - 3rd Doctor & The Master - Complete

3. Super Secret Agent reviews
Inspired by an unfinished filk my uncle Curt left behind. Tune is "Supercalifragilisticexpialid ocious" from Mary Poppins. References Cold War-era racism.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-22-12 - James Bond/007

4. Doctor Who Filk Songbook » reviews
Doctor Who song parodies, to be hopefully performed someday by my band. When I have a band.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-20-12 - Published: 12-29-11

5. Time Lord's Burden reviews
Filk of the poem "White Man's Burden" by Rudyard Kipling. The Time Lords never seem to give the Doctor a break. Features Third, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Eighth, and Tenth Doctors.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-3-12 - Complete

6. Corollaries
End of the movie. River watches Simon and Kaylee, and draws her own conclusions. Implied sex.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Published: 8-15-12 - R. Tam

7. The Eighth Coming » reviews
Episode three. The TARDIS lands on a planet where the first seven Doctors are worshipped - and only the first seven.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-13-12 - Published: 6-23-12 - 11th Doctor

8. Midsummer Nights
Sarah gives England a present for the Jubilee. Yaoi Agents; England/Sarah with cosplay. Poem is the Imagination speech from "A Midsummer Night's Dream."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Published: 6-29-12 - England/Britain - Complete

9. C'est la Vie » reviews
A collection of oneshots about the Yaoi Agents.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-27-12 - Published: 8-21-11 - Hungary

10. Mentor Hazard
For "Interworld" by Neil Gaiman and Michael Reaves. Joey receives cold comfort from one of his weirder counterparts. Somewhat metafictional; mentions canon character death.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Published: 6-7-12 - Complete

11. Steel City Daleks » reviews
Episode 2. The Doctor encounters an old foe, and Lindsay learns some important things about herself.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-6-12 - Published: 5-24-12 - 11th Doctor & Daleks - Complete

12. Poetic Interlude 1: Clerihews reviews
Little poems about Doctor Who characters and actors, in clerihew form.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-21-12 - Complete

13. Two Aliens » reviews
Episode one. In early 2012, the Doctor takes on a Companion who's more like him than he's really ready for.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-28-12 - Published: 4-20-12 - 11th Doctor - Complete

14. Last Days reviews
The Vogons have come to destroy Earth. How much would five minutes either way have mattered? Two stories. WARNING: world ends. But you knew that.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-20-12 - Complete

15. Through His Eyes
Alfred notices an abundance of sexy Americans on Doctor Who. Yaoi Agents; after "Team Two." USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Published: 1-2-12 - America & England/Britain - Complete

16. Team Two »
Team One begins recruiting a second set of Agents, using the same tricks that were used on them. Various pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,541 - Updated: 11-10-11 - Published: 10-29-11 - Hungary & England/Britain - Complete

17. Sounds of Silence reviews
England, America, and their Escorts have a party for the Doctor Who Series 6 premiere. But Rosa doesn't know yet who her boyfriend really is...Yaoi Agents. T just in case. Not a songfic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-23-11 - England/Britain & America - Complete

18. Dana's Story » reviews
How Hungary found a human girl in the Soviet House, and built an empire with her help. Yaoi Agents AU. AusHun, GerIta, JapanxOC, domestic abuse by Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-30-11 - Published: 8-19-11 - Hungary - Complete

19. into hell, for a heavenly cause reviews
Ed and Al search for a stolen atom bomb, and meet a man seeking the Holy Grail. Years later, Germany wonders what's become of the brothers he met on the train. Post-Conqueror of Shamballa; a little Indiana Jones if you know where to look.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-28-11 - Alphonse E. & Germany - Complete

20. Sarah's Story » reviews
How Sarah Armstrong, cunning linguist -but don't say it to her face- came to work for Hungary. Yaoi Agents AU; USUK, UKxOC, JapanxOC, Austria/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-16-11 - Published: 8-2-11 - England/Britain & Hungary - Complete

21. Jealous » reviews
Envy steals the secret of travel between worlds. Will he finally get some respect from his siblings? Not if Yaoi Team One has anything to say about it...Yaoi Agents AU; France/Envy. Sex and language.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-29-11 - Published: 7-11-11 - Envy & France - Complete

22. Day Pass reviews
Or, Why Prussia Is Banned From Disneyworld. Follow-up to "Thanks for the Pranks" by Car. Background USUK and Spamano; platonic Bad Touch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-26-11 - Prussia & France - Complete

23. Youngest Son » reviews
At the time of Rome's death, Britannia had four sons. This is the story of how the youngest became a great Nation. FrUK, ArthurxElizabeth
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-12-11 - Published: 1-24-11 - England/Britain & Scotland - Complete

24. Wheatley's Lament reviews
Some thoughts from Wheatley after the end of Portal 2. Song is "I've Grown Accustomed to Deep Space" by my uncle Curt.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-11-11 - Wheatley & Space Core - Complete

25. Loaded with Charisma
Sarah's first mission as a Yaoi Agent: getting France the girlfriend Hungary's chosen for him. Song is "One" from A Chorus Line.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Published: 7-6-11 - France - Complete

26. World Powers Game Night 2011 » reviews
Every year, some of the Nations meet in Brussels to play games and act human. But they can't quite get over their histories...Game-related drabbles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-30-11 - Published: 3-31-11 - America - Complete

27. Verbing Weirds Language reviews
Italy notices a badly worded restaurant sign, and turns it into a game. Rated for Romano's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-17-11 - N. Italy & S. Italy/Romano - Complete

28. Burn Life's House Down reviews
The world's two greatest lovers meet, and Hungary takes the day off. A combustible lemon.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-17-11 - Jack H. & France - Complete

29. Ask Hungary 2 » reviews
Hungary starts answering letters again; chaos ensues. And, perhaps, some order. Now complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 21,295 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 5-17-11 - Published: 4-22-11 - Hungary - Complete

30. till you sweep them away reviews
The Great War is ending; Hungary prepares to leave Austria's house. Song is "You Don't Bring Me Flowers" by Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-10-11 - Hungary - Complete

31. Just Add Water reviews
England. Stuffy, pretentious ex-empire? Not when it's raining...FrUKUS; fluffy as Arthur's eyebrows. T for implications. Country and human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-4-11 - England/Britain & America - Complete

32. Renard et Lapin reviews
This is the winner of mystmoon92's France Goes Apes**t contest, chapter 6.5 of "A Bet Too Far." At this point in the story, England likes Romano, and Spain and France are depressed. Prussia got out of the way just in time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-11 - France & Spain - Complete

33. and time
Before the battle at Agincourt, England visits the house his mother built. Song is Simon and Garfunkel's "Scarborough Fair and Canticle." Ex-FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Published: 3-3-11 - England/Britain - Complete

34. Ask Hungary » reviews
A simple request for mail leads to international intrigue. Rated M for France and other yaoi. Now complete!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 2-28-11 - Published: 2-11-11 - Hungary - Complete

35. The Breaking of a Nation
After losing everything, he had no choice but to go mad. Song is "Fire and Rain" by James Taylor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Published: 2-23-11 - Russia - Complete

36. such a pretty pair reviews
Prussia is writing in his diary. Song is "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-20-11 - Prussia - Complete

37. In the Closet » reviews
Italy goes looking for pasta...and finds a long-forgotten secret about his best friend. GerIta; an expansion of JoyHeart's oneshot of the same name.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-6-11 - N. Italy & Germany - Complete

38. April Fail reviews
France is planning the best April Fool's Day ever...but gets kidnapped before he can do anything. Can Hungary and the rest of the EU rescue him? Should they? Rated for France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-24-11 - France & Hungary - Complete

39. Eesti's New Year reviews
Estonia enters the euro zone; France throws a party...but Russia wants his former territories back. Hungary's perspective. Rated for France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-14-11 - Estonia & Hungary - Complete