Sar-kaz-m
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since: 09-16-02, id: 268615, Profile Updated: 06-21-12
country: USA
Author has written 56 stories for StarTrek: Enterprise, Crow, Labyrinth, Slayers, Fushigi Yuugi, Lord of the Rings, Van Helsing, X-Men: The Movie, Forever Knight, Dark City, Heroes, Movie X-overs, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sandman, Tin Man, Misc. Tv Shows, Castle, Alice, 2009, Primeval, and Alice in Wonderland.

SKULLBUNNY! Yes, that's Jim Benton's SkullBunny, from the Happy Bunny line. My favorite graphic of all time, and generally a good way of identifying me, as I use that icon just about everywhere.


06/21/2012: I have changed my Handle here. It was the last place where I was still CK. I'll probably still sign reviews & notes as CK, but I just felt, given it's been YEARS since I've been involved in any sort of anime/manga fandom, that I ought to change handles.


STORY STATUSES 06/21/2012:

Still on hold, because I bought a house, and then I got a dog, then I got promoted, and it's all just been Real Life (tm) nutty.


"Anti-Intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that Democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" -- Isaac Asimov

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." C.S. Lewis (1898 - 1963)

"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." Hubert Humphrey

"If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice." Tom Stoppard

"Criticism is prejudice made plausible." H.L. Mencken

"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self." Cyril Connolly, journalist and essayist, 1903-1974

"There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate governmental action." Bertrand Russell, philosopher and essayist, 1872-1970



1. Three For Tea » reviews
A three-way crossover of SyFy's Alice, Burton's Alice In Wonderland film, and Bri-chan's WCMI comic. Alice Kingsley and Alice Hamilton accidentally end up in the 'Land, and find themselves comparing adventures - and Hatters - with Alice Liddell
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 3-11-11 - Published: 9-29-10 - Alice & Alice H.
2. Prometheus reviews
Post-script for Episode 4.4.
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-22-11 - Connor T.
3. Little Wonders » reviews
Hatter has found the perfect career in Alice's world. And it may take him places far stranger than Wonderland. Rating Jumped to M!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,488 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 1-13-11 - Published: 2-5-10 - Alice H. & Hatter
4. Madder » reviews
SyFy's Alice. Updated to be a collection of drabbles and one-shots. Ch4 and Ch7 are M rated!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 1-7-11 - Published: 12-15-09 - Alice H. & Hatter
5. Homecoming reviews
Michael Ross drifted through life, like a balloon in the sky.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-8-10 - Ahamo
6. Game Changing 3: Stealing Sarah » reviews
Continuing from 'Saving Stephen' and 'Baiting Becker': Summary: Dr. Sarah Page gets more than she bargained for when she joins the ARC team – a new job, new friends, a new view of history, and a pair of men vying for her attention.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 11-21-10 - Published: 5-12-10 - Sarah P. - Complete
7. Domain » reviews
This was HIS domain. Short story format, occurs sometime between S3.03 and S3.09; 10/25 - now with additional points of view.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-25-10 - Published: 7-29-10 - J. Lester - Complete
8. Veritas Vos Liberabit reviews
Ep 2.04 Alternate Ending. For Primevalathon Spring2010. Connor finds the courage to admit what he really said on the other side of the anomaly, but Abby doesn't want to hear it.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-9-10 - Abby M. & Connor T. - Complete
9. Climatology reviews
He'd loved and lost, and it sucked. Could he get her back? A tale of SurferDude!Connor from iEvenstarEstel's "Cloudy With A Chance Of Connors", used with permission.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-24-10 - Abby M. & Connor T. - Complete
10. Game Changing 2: Baiting Becker » reviews
AU Series 3. Sequel to "Saving Stephen" in which Connor's timely intervention saved Stephen from getting eaten. Occurs just as ep3.01 begins. Lester appoints Captain Becker to the ARC team, and Becker isn't sure that's a good thing.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 4-26-10 - Published: 4-19-10 - Becker - Complete
11. Women Are From Earth, Men Are From Wonderland reviews
A common 'couple' issue arises between Alice and Hatter, and Alice finally internalizes a very important fact. Rating for frank discussion of reproduction.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 4-15-10 - Alice H. & Hatter - Complete
12. Doppelganger Effect » reviews
Abby, look – Lester will buy pre-historic, and he'll buy futuristic, but fictional? Not a chance." Set post-Alice miniseries by maybe a year real-world time, but sometime between when Primeval S2 ends and the start of S3.
Crossover - Primeval & Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,136 - Reviews: 185 - Updated: 4-12-10 - Published: 1-21-10 - Connor T. & Hatter - Complete
13. Don't You Forget About Me » reviews
Hatter follows Alice through the Looking Glass - but something goes wrong.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 4-7-10 - Published: 3-28-10 - Hatter & Alice H. - Complete
14. Game Changing 1: Saving Stephen » reviews
What if Connor's tendency to charge into dangerous buildings showed up several episodes earlier? Alternate Ending for Series 2. First of a Series.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,340 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 4-2-10 - Published: 3-25-10 - Connor T. & Stephen H. - Complete
15. The View From Here reviews
They were trapped in a strange and frightening world, and had to adapt quickly to survive.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-15-10 - Abby M. & Connor T. - Complete
16. Picking Your Battles » reviews
One small change to the story, and the ending becomes completely different. T for suggestiveness.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-25-10 - Alice H. & Hatter - Complete
17. Behavioral Science reviews
For all her experience with animal behaviors, sometimes Abby still gets it wrong. One-Shot.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-17-10 - Abby M. & Connor T. - Complete
18. Hats Off » reviews
SyFy's Alice. "I - I hardly know, sir, just at present - at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then." Rating going up. COMPLETE.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 1-14-10 - Published: 12-11-09 - Hatter & Alice H. - Complete
19. Whirlygig reviews
vignette. It was four weeks after he arrived that Hatter discovered Alice had an exhibitionist streak he'd never expected.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-30-09 - Alice H. & Hatter - Complete
20. Alice likes Hatter reviews
SyFy's Alice. Just a little cheery vignette.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-16-09 - Alice H. & Hatter - Complete
21. Teabags reviews
"A woman is like a teabag – you never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water." – Eleanor Roosevelt
Castle - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-30-09 - Alexis C. & Kate B. - Complete
22. One To Darkness » reviews
AU! The Witch was never released. Az becomes Queen, DG becomes a High Priestess. But then, fanatics make threats against her, and a former Tin Man is chosen to become her protector and companion.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 11-15-08 - Published: 8-14-08 - DG & Cain
23. In The Available Light » reviews
FINISHED AT LAST! Reposted edited. Glen Rowe is a NYC Model. He's also Suzaku no Tasuki reincarnated! When Yui Hongo, reporter for the fashion mag TokyoLook, comes to New York, sparks start to fly! Dedicated to Kittylynne and Otaku Pitcher!
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,928 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 8-15-08 - Published: 8-2-05 - Tasuki & Yui - Complete
24. In Marble Halls » reviews
DGCain. Not long after the eclipse, Cain has realized that he's fallen for DG. Being a man of action, he decides to do something about it.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 1-17-08 - Cain & DG - Complete
25. There Can Be Only One reviews
New Amsterdam fic. Post-ep for "Soldier's Heart". John's reactions to discovering Dr. Dillane is married. Warning: Suicide attempt.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete
26. Brother Raw Explains It All For You reviews
Also known as Raw's Guide to Humans, for Young Viewers. Slightly crackfic, the POV of an empath.
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-31-08 - Raw - Complete
27. whatEver After » reviews
DGCain. Happily Ever After isn't always happy. And it isn't always forever, either. Chapters 1 to 4 have been touched up since rewatching the series.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,069 - Reviews: 221 - Updated: 12-19-07 - Published: 12-10-07 - DG & Cain - Complete
28. Her Sister's Tears reviews
Summary: From Mirriam Webster – Recovery n 1 the act, process, or an instance of recovering, 2 the process of combating a disorder as alcoholism, or a real or perceived problem.
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-7-07 - DG & Azkadellia - Complete
29. Tells reviews
CainDG He was a Tin Man. Like a gambler, he was used to looking for tells.
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 12-7-07 - Cain & DG - Complete
30. Endless Tales » reviews
They are observers, and only sometimes participants. But not strangers, for no world is strange to Them.
Crossover - Sandman & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-12-07 - Published: 10-5-07 - Dream - Complete
31. What Love Is reviews
How Eowyn feels about Faramir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-16-07 - Eowyn & Faramir - Complete
32. Filmic TiltAWhirl » reviews
Questionable Crossovers! Out of Control AUs! Anything's possible: I've tossed my DVD collection into the blender and hit PUREE, baby! One: Sharpe vs. Jane Austen! Two: Heathers and Addams family! Three: Slayers vs Mortal Kombat!
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-16-07 - Published: 5-18-07
33. Godlike reviews
Vignette. Giftfic for KittyLynne.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-1-07 - Tasuki & Suzaku - Complete
34. The Simple Truth reviews
A smidge over a drabble. JackElizabethWill Slashy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-23-07 - Will T. & Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
35. Not So Different reviews
Hiro muses on his father. Vignette.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-6-07 - Hiro N. - Complete
36. Necessity reviews
For Kydasam. Short Story, GabrielCarl slash.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-17-06 - Carl & Van Helsing - Complete
37. After The Storm » reviews
Completed. Movieverse gapfiller, FaramirEowyn. Sequel to Points of Precedence. How Faramir and Eowyn came together. Completed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,850 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 1-2-06 - Published: 10-31-05 - Faramir & Eowyn - Complete
38. Theorem reviews
Rating for character death. A Dark City short story. Not all of the Strangers were so ominous. Older Story, relisted for Dark City instead of Misc Movie.
Dark City - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-24-05 - D. Schreber - Complete
39. Crossing Paths reviews
Just a little crossover for the true vampire fans among us.
Crossover - Forever Knight & Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-6-05 - Van Helsing - Complete
40. Points of Precedence reviews
MOVIEVERSE. The film did not cover Aragorn's claim to the throne. How might Aragorn have interacted with Faramir, twentyseventh Steward of Gondor?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-5-05 - Faramir & Aragorn - Complete
41. AlphaOmega » reviews
COMPLETE! VanHelsing-X-Men crossover. Slash. Gabriel Van Helsing - Knight of the Holy Order, Hunter, Holy Man. Immortal? Mutant? COMPLETE!
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,346 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 12-6-04 - Published: 8-3-04 - Wolverine & Carl - Complete
42. The Vatican reviews
GabrielCarl slash. Vignette. How a romance begins to live.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-13-04 - Carl & Van Helsing - Complete
43. Present Progressive Tense reviews
Coda for E2. MH. Short story format. Hoshi's curiosity gets the better of her.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-8-04 - H. Sato & M. Reed - Complete
44. Hope » reviews
Originally a vignette about the woman who went home with Carl. Now expanded to a multi-chapter fic. The last three chapters are up. NOW COMPLETE!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,437 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 6-22-04 - Published: 5-27-04 - Carl & Van Helsing - Complete
45. Fives reviews
R for sexual content (nothing explicit). COMPLETE. Short Story. Over the years of happy marriage, Eowyn learns there is a pattern to life with Faramir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 4-23-04 - Faramir & Eowyn - Complete
46. Memento Mori reviews
In Memorium for Kelly Waymire. Short one shot. The Girls, R, T, A, M, et al.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-4-03 - H. Sato & M. Reed - Complete
47. Girls' Night 2: Girls' Night Out » reviews
The fun continues as The Girls head out to a nightclub on a friendly planet.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-24-03 - H. Sato & M. Reed - Complete
48. Penetration reviews
RS. Exile coda.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-24-03 - M. Reed & H. Sato - Complete
49. The Adventures of Zelgadis 1: Sands of Time reviews
Implied ZL. COMPLETE Short Story. Immediately after the events of TRY, Zelgadis ventures into the Desert of Destruction. What does he find there? Prequel to my fic 'Dungurra'.
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,747 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-8-03 - Zelgadiss G. & Phibrizo - Complete
50. The Random Demented Crossover Fic reviews
Silly. Very Short Format.
Crossover - Fushigi Yuugi & Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-8-03 - Chichiri & Zelgadiss G. - Complete
51. Dungurra reviews
LZ. COMPLETE Short Story. Several years have passed since DarkStar was defeated. 2 members of our intrepid group have changed so, could they possible still recognize each other?
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,901 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-8-03 - Lina I. & Zelgadiss G. - Complete
52. Down In The Underground reviews
Xover with Labyrinth. LZ. One evening, Lina makes a hasty wish.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-8-03 - Jareth & Lina I. - Complete
53. Cocoa, Cuddles, and Nora Ephron reviews
Rated for implied adult activities. RS. This is pure cottoncandy fluff, due to a request for cuddling. High Sugar Content Brush your teeth after reading.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-3-03 - H. Sato & M. Reed - Complete
54. Girls' Night reviews
The ladies of the NX01 are getting together for an evening of good old fashioned quality 'girl time'...
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-16-03 - H. Sato & M. Reed - Complete
55. The Crow: Trail of Tears reviews
my one and only Crow fanfiction. One shot.
Crow - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-28-03 - Complete
56. Review reviews
SR friendshippage. Noone likes that time of year: the annual performance reviews...
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-15-03 - M. Reed & H. Sato - Complete