Name: ShadowDemoness413 aka Katy aka formerly know as Wind Elf

Age: Somewhere between 10 and 20

Hair/Eyes: Brown

Height: 5'7"

Described as(by me): A genius, brilliant, beautiful, cool, talented, wonderful, intelligent, and amazing.

Described as(by other ppl): Crazy, insane, stupid, clumsy, dangerous to myself, odd, crazy, slow, in need of help.

Likes: Horses, Dogs, Cats, Snakes, Animals, Roller Coasters, Water Rides, reading, writing, riding horses, drawing, TV, Chocolate, pizza, soda, LOTR, HP, sugar, movies, peppermint ice cream, milk chocolate, hyperness.

Dislikes: Radishes, changing diapers, cabbage, chocolate ice cream, roaches, spiders, cleaning, and tons more..

Favorite-

Movies: LOTR-FOTR, TTT, ROTK,HP-GOF, COS,

Shows: Star-Gate sg:1, Joan of Arcadia, Enterprise, Andromeda, Inuyasha, YuYu Hakusho, Relic Hunter, Numb3rs,West Wing, Bones, House, NCIS,and many more.

Books: LOTR, HP, The Mediator, Redwall, and many more.

Music: Evanescence, Shania Twain, neumerous country singers, Green Day, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Bowling for Soup, Slipknot, All-American Rejects, and some rap as well as many other bands I can't think of.

Quotes:

Your prince will come, mine just, took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

~Remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.~

Men... Do not interfere in the affairs of women, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?

- Chris Rock , In Humor

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

- Will Rogers

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

"We're a pacified country, A prozac nation. People are putting band-aids on the problems and that's supposed to be okay." Billie Joe, Green Day

"My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father."
Wendy Leibman.

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter - Brian E. Aronson

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.

BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!

Dewey,Skrewem, & Howe (attorneys at law)

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

Ever Stop To Think And Forget To Start Again?

F U Cn Rd Ths U Cnt Spl Wrth A Dm!

FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!

Follow your dreams, except the one where you’re at school in your underwear.

Grow Your Own Dope, Plant A Man (no offenseto any guys who are reading this)

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

huked on foniks werkd fer me

I Don’t Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It

I don't have a license to kill, I have a learner's permit.

I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Was Unfamiliar Territory.

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

i souport publik edekasion

I tried being normal once . . .I didn't like it.

I'd love to trade caller I.D. for "Caller I.Q."

I’m Out Of Bed And Dressed – What More Do You Want?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

you say physco like it's a bad thing

don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every timeI tell the truth I get sent to my room?(amen to that people!)

"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility"!

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

"God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls could flirt!"

Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright!

It takes 42 muscels to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger and
say bite me in a bitchy tone!

Dain bramaged

And the best of all is (actually serious): Anger is one letter short of danger.

Lists:

Things To Do At WalMart
1.Get boxes of condoms & put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking

2.Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms

3.Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens

4.Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department

5.Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose

6.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible

7.While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are

8.In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels

9.Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper PICK ME!

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ..

You cried the day your son tapped his first keg.

There is a picture of you,in your wedding dress, holding a stringer of fish.

Every time you attempt to put your boat on your trailer, a crowd gathers to watch.

You've ever dreamt about tires.

The seats on your pourch used to be seats in your car.

The only time you've ever run a mile, you were being chased.

The pizza deliveryman won't come to your house without bringing the police eith him.

You honeymooned in the pop-up camper in your parents' backyard.

Your most expensive bottle of liquor doesn't have a label.

Your school colors are camouflage.

Your Uncle Bob died peeing on an electric fence.

You've exceeded 100 mph while towing another vehicle.

You've never stayed at a hotel without stealing something.

Men...
1) Please dont talk to my breasts, you wont be meeting them.
2) If you want to control someone, sleep with your remote.
3) I always choose chocolate over men-ALWAYS
4) 51 Love Godess 49 Bitch
5) My sexual preference is NO
6) My body is a temple, now get on your knees and pray.
7) It's not the size that counts, it's...no wait...size does count.
8) Remember, your horny piece of dirt. Girls are made of sugar and spaice and everything nice
9) Men are like hardwood floors...lay them right the 1st time, and u can walk all over them forever
10) Save your breath for your inflatable date

Things Stressed Women Say At Work

1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
-2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
-3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
-4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
-5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
-6. Do I look like a people person?
-7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
-8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
-9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
-10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
-11. I'm not crazy.I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
-12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
-13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
-14 I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
-15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.
-16. Back off! You're standing in my aura.
-17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
-18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
-19. Not all men are annoying.
Some are dead.
-20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
-21. Chaos, panic and disorder .. my work here is done.
-22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
-23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
-24. Earth is full. Go home.
-25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
-26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
-27.A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
-28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
-29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

Animals: Horses, Tigers, Domestic Creatures, Snakes, Hawks.

Harem~

Jeremy Sumpter

Peter Pan

Orlando Bloom

Legolas

Will Turner

Paris(hot but a coward)

Inu-Yasha

Youko Kurama

Sagara Sanosuke

Captain Jack (just 'cause he's cool!)

Indiana Jones

Anakin(epi. 2-3 version)

Kirby Morrow(for those of you who don't know who he is, he's Miroku's voice in the English version.)

Notes:

(7/1/05): Hi all who bother, here's what's going on, I got totally sick of all of my fics.So I'll be uploading some new stories later when I think the story lines up. Probably mostly Inuyasha and Lord of the Rings fics.

(7/21/05) Hey guys! I got my first new story up, The Street Queen, I trying not to make it a Mary Sue, please let me know if it's working. Updates seem to be coming pretty fast, but that depends on how long I have ideas. And how many reviews I get...

(12/23/05) Hey! Holy Crud! It's been a while, yea? I am a horrible person (cries) I've been absent from writing my story for what? Five, six months? To anyone reading this... I'm SORRY! So review and feed (what's left of) my brain.

Story Stats-

Title- The Street Queen

Rated- T

Summary- A thief, her gang, the royal family, disguises, and an evil plot to take over the throne of Gondor. Not to mention the fact that the prince and the thief are friends, they just don't know it. It all adds up to a lot of fun.

Status- Work in Process

Date Posted- Chapter One- 7/11/05

Last Updated:

Chapter Two- 7/18/05

Chapter Three- 7/20/05

Chapter Four- 8/2/05

Chapter Five- 12/23/05

Ja ne!