I like to sing, write and draw.

I'm an only child, so I turned to the internet for company. Sites like these are like family!

me:I'm addicted to Batman and Merlin.

Best Friends: HIGHLY Obsesed you Moron!

Me- yes AND I PROUD *Super hero stance*

Just so you know I've been inducted into Starfleet Academy. Thanks to the awesomeness of time travle I can ethier be on Kirk's team or Jean-Luc Picard's team at any time when ever choose. I have fallen in love with another boy besides a lot of fiction charaters. I present you Chekov.

Chekov- Hello. how are you? Vere iz the Keptin?
The brige dear. But come back for dinner ok?
Chekov- Vill co.

MATH CLASS (the evil place)

Professor: I am Doctor Crane your math teacher.
Me: (rasies hand) (Enter fan-girlness)Sir?
Dr. Crane- Yes?
Me: If you don't mind what's your first name?
Dr.Crane- (extreame confusion) Jonathan, but what does that have to do with math?
Me: (Fan-girl craziness in high gear) Sir, you are saying you are Dr. Jonathan Crane. Correct?
Dr. Crane-(irritated) Yes but way is this so important?
Me: Well sir, I belive you are teaching the wrong class.
Dr. Crane- (considering giveing me detention) How so?
Me: you are supposed to be teaching phycology.

Robin is red

Batman is black

Once you’re a fangirl

There’s no turning back!

Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.

Me:

Astronomy professor:

Me:

Astronomy professor:

Me:

Astronomy professor:

Me:

Astronomy professor:

Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!

If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Character you love dies

fangirl: Nope. not dead

average person: But...they had a memorial service...and a casket...

fangirl: coverup.

average person: ...there was a body...riddled with numerous gunshots/poison/etc...

fangirl: IT WAS FAKE, OK?!

Source: orangeholiday

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

I believe in Jesus Christ as my Saviour. If you do too, copy this to your profile.

"I didn't break the fourth wall. I vaporized it."

"Remember, writers are the only adults who get to spend all day in their pajamas, playing with imaginary friends." -unknown

8/11/11

Last night i went to king's island with a friend and we decided to go on white water rapids at night with my parents. four times. in a row! so yeah drenched. on the for it seemed so more rocky the last time and i accendentlly let alot of "holy -s". And then my friend and parents did it for fun. somof mine were "Holy white rapids!" "Holy white wash". Then we got of and half why back out when the fireworks started. and i got freaked out and yelled "Holy heartattack" My friend laughed then we ran all the why to the end and so the wind made us extra cold and i turnesd to say "Holy ice cubes." Then my friend sayed "holy ice cubes is right!" so yeah im crazy

I write about the unknown storys of Dick Grayson and Bruce Wayne so enjoy and review AND MERLIN!!!!!!!!!!!

I am 15 and in love EVERY BATMAN (BUT I HATE HATE HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!! batman brave and bold it sucks!!!)

I was 2 when i started watching batman1966 i was between 5-now i have had a crush on young Burt ward. so i hope you'll enjoy my aouthicstic journy

i will probly be write ing on my fave villians Catwoman, Riddler, Scarcrow, and the joker

Ahhh Frank Gorshin probably the finniest riddler ever the laugh that infectious laugh the way he taunted the boy wonder and batman. and the way he gave his riddler. when he giggled he bit his pointer finger knuckle.

Anyway Robin the boy wonder in all se ances(except brave and bold) is hot so is MERLIN.

"Batman slash problem" well read it i feel the exact same way and if you to lazy it says Bruce can hug dick with out being homosexual He cares A LOT for the boy because he knows how it feels to loose BOTH of his parent at such a tender age. So if you have some SICK problem with Bruce Wyane giveing reashureing hugs and Compation for Richard Jhon Grayson and Alfred Donig the same Then i shuggest you don't read my stories

I think that dragons are just fantastic. So if I write a lot of dragon-oriented fanfictions, don't be surprised.

Stuff to do on an elevator that WILL help your image, as in, your CRAZY image

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at every floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.

10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congradulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring-don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on.

39. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort.

40. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening.

41. Hang Ethan Hunt style from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Heloooooooo"

42. Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in.

43. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music.

44. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest.

45. Hold a ring and say, "My precious"

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Figure it out if ur that much of a stalker :P 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name + izzle) Shayizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal) Pink Panther 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on) Rhianne Peak 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name) Brina 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda) Purple Sparkling Duet 7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mom's middle name) Hirnonta 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(both parents' middle names) Linda John 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black and the name of one of your pets) Black Felix 10. Your cow name: (put the first 4 letters of your name in, then moo) Shaymoo 11. Your parrot name: (put the first 2 letters of your name in, then birdy) Shirdy 12. Your fake name: (put the last 3 letters of your last name in, the closest letter of the middle of your middle name, then the first 2 letters of your first name in) Gerash 13. Your poptropica name: (put your favorite color in, then your favorite thing in outerspace that you can see at night) Bluestar 14. Your Pokemon name (Your favorite color then your month of birth . color first name month last name.) Blue September

GOOD QUESTIONS:

They say that gun's don't kill people, people kill people. Does that mean that toast doesn't toast toast, toast toasts toast?

Why is it considered necessary to naildown the lid of a coffin?

Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why dosen't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If a person with multiple personalities theatens suicide, is that consisdered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Who put an 'S' in lisp?

What WAS the best thing 'before' sliced bread?

What colour does a smurf turn if you choke it?

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why are they called "apartments" when they're stuck together?

Do you think that when they ask the Queen for ID she just whips out a dollar coin

Is the chicken crossing the road poultry in motion?

If nothing sticks to teflon then how do they make teflon stick to the pan?

When a clock is hungry does it go back for seconds?

Arson: Not our daughter

Do marathon runners with bad footwear the agony of defeat?

Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?

Why do you have to click on "start" to stop windows?

If flying is so safe why do they call the airport "the terminal"?

FAV QUOTES!:

Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful

Only I can change my life no one else can do it for me

You cant expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down at them

People don't care how much you know, until they know how much you care

Best friend's are the sisters God forgot to give you

I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't :P

Never tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon

The power of imagination makes us infinite

It takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but an entire lifetime to forget them.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda

If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. No offence guys.

People are like slinkies, basically useless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much

Don't mess with me I've got a stick.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

You're just jealouse because the voices are talking to me

"I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned."

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

"Who died and made you Wolf?" (Anyone from the AR universe should get this)

My personal motto, 'If you can't beat them, join them; if you can't join them, kill them; if you can't kill them, blow them all to kingdom come!"

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable

There are two kinds of people: those who categorize people and those who dont care. Can you guess which one I am?

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problem.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. sizzles

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

No Trespassers! Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Normal people make good pets.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Where negotiation and diplomacy fail, high explosives substitute nicely.

I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you!

Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.

Yeah! I love wearing straight jackets, too! I get to hug myself!

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

It's funny till someone get's hurt, the it's freakin hilarious!

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Love me or hate me. Personally, I could care less.

Promises mean everything, but once they're broken, "I'm sorry" means nothing.

Joe: Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

There is no shame in not knowing. The shame lies in not finding out.

BRB, my fish just drowned

I am getting sick and tired of slitting the throats of the people who say I'm a violent psychopath!

OMG! The rain's wet!

Life is a job. Death is the Lord's way of saying, "You're fired." Suicide is human's way of saying, "I quit." Immortality means, "I like my job."

My thermometer is sick! Get the thermometer…oh wait…

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the first one.

If your going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.

I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm afraid of the ninja's that hide in the dark.

And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be?

Somewhere, were depriving a village of it's idiot.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

"I called your boyfriend gay and then he hit me with his purse."

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.

Beware the flying donkey, falling from the sky. You can choose the way you live my friend but not the way you die!

Don't aggravate me, I'm running out of places to put the body's.

Don't be so humble. Your not that great.

You're a good friend, but if the zombies come, I'm tripping you.

I am in my own little world but it's okay. They know me here.

Can't stand me? Then sit down.

"I really appreciate the pharmaceuticals but you can't keep following me around like a lost puppy" "When's the last time you had sex with a puppy?" ~ Jeremy Gilbert

You have to take the good with the bad, smile when you're sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change, and things go wrong, but just remember: life goes on.

What's this thing you call "normal"? Is it contagious? OMG! Don't touch me! I might catch your "normal"!

For the millionth time! I can't go to Hell, they have a restraining order against me!

I want a man that when I come running up to him with tears streaming down my face, the first thing he says is, "Baby, whose ass do I have to kick?"

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

You're intoxicated by my very presence.

He gave her twelve roses. Eleven were real and one was fake. He said I'll love you till the last one dies.

Sir, you are like a pin, but without either its head or its point.

A man was completely drunk and stripped all of his clothes off, turning to a woman and yelling. "WHADDAYA THINK OF THAT!" The woman simply raised an eyebrow. "Well...it looks sort of like a dick. Only a lot smaller"

It doesn't matter if I'm right or wrong, I'm still the one with the gun.

Mother's Teaching

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bamf!" every time I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

32.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever moneymaking concept.

34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing "I Will Survive in the mirror", as it is disturbing.

37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

51.)Calling the Ghost-busters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

52.)I may not have a private army.

53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.

56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

59.)I shouldn't use Photo-shop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

62.) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

63.) - Especially not all of them at once.

64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paint-balling.

77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: "The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry

93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

94.) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

95.) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

96.) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

97.) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

98.) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

99.) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

100.) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

101.)I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

102.) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

103.) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

104.) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

105.) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

106.) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

107.) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

108.) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

109.) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams.

110.) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

111.) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

112.) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

113.) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

114.) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

115.) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

116.) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

117.) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

118.) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

119.) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car.

120.) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

121.) When fighting death-eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

122.) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

123.) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

124.) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

125.) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

126.) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

127.) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

Stereotypes

I'm into THEATER AND ART,so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER,so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I HAVE A LOT OF BOY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.

Wait, no that ones true I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish

I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer

I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep

I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money

I own one pink tshirt, and a pair of rokkin RocketDog pink shoes

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I'm part WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm part Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Pyshcology Finals

A psychology professor at the University of Miami knew his students expected a terrifyingly long final exam.

To play with their minds a little (what do you expect from a psychology professor?) he only put ONE question on the final exam.

He watched the reactions of the students as they all opened the exams and saw the one question.

Initially they all looked relieved, but as the difficulty of the question began to sink in, those relieved faces sagged to confusion and consternation.

All, that is, except for one student.

He read the question, tapped his pencil into his palm a few times, then jotted something down on the test paper.

He walked up to the professor, handed him the final, and walked out.

The professor blinked in surprise, looked at what the student wrote, and smiled.

The professor wrote "100" on the top of that student's test.

The question: What is courage?

The student's answer: This is.

(I love this one! This is totally something I would do!)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a boyfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.

:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, Always Running The Labyrinth, IzzydaWolfeGrrl, TheBlueBottle,That Creepy Kid, Darquesse, Holly Bluemoon,Whiskas1393, Lighthouse Beach, Hollyblue2, DammitimmaD

Mental Hospital Answering Machine

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you."

Here is 30 things to do in an exam if you know your going to fail it anyway:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly. (if someone actually does this please tell me)

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you be willing to stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes are really amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

12 things you shouldn't say to a police officer

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas )

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGOWO TTARUTDIAIOA - Rolling on the floor laughin out loud and so hard that i nearly choke but i see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and im ok again

ROTFLSHVUAKOMAIL- Rolling on the floor laughing so hard Voldemort uses Avarda Kedarvra on me and I live

I'm The Kind of Girl who would... I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes. I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart. I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's. I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it. I'm the kind of girl who pays attention to the details, then forgets everything in the next minute.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile

If you fit the 'crazy' definition found above, or the 'weird' one, or are considered wierd, crazy, hyper, random, etc. yet your also considered the sane one out of you and your friends, add this to your profile

If you care more about world matters and humanity than who is the newest celebrity, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile (...)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (who hasnt wanted to slap someone?)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (I will RULE the World with the help of EVIL plot bunnies)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (stupid stairs)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (my dad gets mad at me for this all the time)

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile (hmmmmm hav i?)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (no dur i havent died yet)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was declared to be no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for some scientist likings. If you still think pluto should be a planet copy and paste this onto your profile.

You know you're obsessed with Merlin when...

One of your friends says something stupid to which you stare at them utterly bewildered and reply, "Have you some sort of mental affliction?"

You reconsider the idea of dyeing your hair red because you know Colin's feelings towards gingers.

You wish one of your professors would become possessed by a goblin for a day.

You suddenly want to make and wear a blue or red neckerchief (because apparently that's the best way to show your Merlin support!)

You wish your name was Zoe.

Any conversations about spiders come up and you exclaim, "How big was that spider?" in an Irish accent.

You're given a difficult project or assignment and cheerily chant, "We're gonna die! We're gonna die!"

You feel extremely sad every time you see a beautiful lake because you think of Freya and Merlin's all-too-short relationship.

You find yourself mimicking Gwaine's drunken movements.

Your parents have walked in on your when you were pretending to have a sword fight in your room.

You see an orangish-gold stone on a piece of jewelry and you immediately gasp because you think it's the eye of a phoenix.

You use the phrase, "I'm begging you", and it is immediately followed by, "We will leave Camelot, and never return!"

You find yourself muttering some of the spells.

You watch episodes you've already seen whenever they come on tv, even though you can watch them online anytime.

You're taking an exam in a foreign language class, and the only thing that comes to mind for campfire is "forbearnan"

You know you're obsessed with Merlin when...

You stop at an unlocked door, make sure no one is looking and mutter Tospringe before opening the now "unlocked" door.

You tell your computer to learn the spelling whenever you type in a spell that it doesn't recognize as a word.

You drop something, and you instantly throw your hand out thinking it will automatically stop in mid air. (To your disappointment, however, this doesn't work.)

You give evil smirks when someone you don't like isn't looking.

You refer to someone as a "prat," and the person you're talking to gives you a funny look. (If you live in America.)

You have memorized everything Merlin says in dragon speech because you think it's the hottest thing ever.

You wish you had magic so that whenever you forget something after you've already sat down you could just use your magic to summon the object to you.

You wish you had Merlin's magic so you could speed read.

You pretend to hear Mordred talking to you in your head whenever you walk out into a crowded area.

You find yourself talking in an English or Irish accent. (If you aren't British.)

You accidentally use one of these accents in class.

You watch other movies/shows Colin Morgan or Bradley James are in just because they are in them.

You've yelled "Awooga!" on a roller coaster ride.

You understand what I meant by #13.

You see objects flying in the air (birds, planes, kites, plastic bags, etc.) and pretend to be controlling their movements with your outstretched arm.

You've written one of these "You know you're obsessed with Merlin when..." quizzes before.

You have or have had a Merlin-related wallpaper.

What little French you know you learned from Bradley James.

You want to take the Medieval history class at your university so that you can show everyone just how much you know about the Arthurian legends.

You wish your school/university had archery or fencing.

You talk about the show so much that whenever you have a conversation with your family/best friend/roommate you have to begin any Merlin-related topic with, "I know you don't care, but..."

You yell Astrice! at something after you've thrown it across the room to give the impression that you used magic to throw it.

You watched every new episode the moment it aired. (If, like me, you don't live in Britain, you searched high and low and managed to find a website that uploaded the entire episode the same night.)

You've had a dream and some of the Merlin characters/cast were in it.

You bought "You're the Voice" and listen to it all the time.

Every time you hear someone say, "Shh!" you think, "...keep the magic secret."

You want to name your next pet after a Merlin character.

Someone is having a serious talk with you about their life, and in response you sigh and say, "Destinies... are troublesome things."

You constantly check to see if the "Merlin's Keep" website has been updated.

You named your laptop a Merlin-related name

Gaius: Really MERlin

ARthur: MERlin come here

Morgan I don't know what you talking about MERlin *smrik*

Merlin-I hope you will donate to theis horrbile disese MNC Merlin Name Complication. It strikes millions, especially my friends, everyday. Please donate to cure this, I'll give you a hug!

1. Alex Rider

2. Alec Volturi

3. Gwaine

4. Dennis Creevey

5. Wolf

6. Merlin

7. Uthur

8. Arthur

9. Dobby

10. Neville Longbottom

11. Alex O'Connell

12. Rich

-You're out on a night out with 8 when you're savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do? Arthur would use his epic fighting skills and kick Alec's ass. But because Alec is a vampire he'd just use his super awesome powers of sensory deprivation and Arthur wouldn't be able to do anything...

-What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant? Hahahahahaha :'D God I'm crying with laughter! If Dobby got Wolf pregnant! :'D Oh God! That'd be brilliant! It would be one UGLY baby! ;)

-6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens? Merlin and Alex O'Connell?? Well, Merlin would freak out considering he's from medieval times and Alex would like it... alot...

-7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction? King Uthur and Rich????? Well, firstly I don't think that either are gay, considering Uthur is still grieving his wife's death and Rich is younger than Uthur's son... that'd just be weird... cradle-snatching... :/ not good. And if Dennis Creevey walked in, wow... he wouldn't know what to do...

-10 starts a bromance with 3. 1 is jealous, what happens? Neville Longbottom and Gwaine? And Alex Rider is jealous... that certainly is a mix... well, I guess Alex would kick Neville's ass with his epic karate skills but then because Neville is such a bamf he'd just avada kedavra the shit out of Alex... :/

-4 pulls up beside you, and offers you a lift. Will you take it? Of course! Considering Dennis isn't old enough to drive a car it'd probably be on a broomstick!! :D

-Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Sherlock tends to creep alot of poeple out.. generally. Uthur's a generally scary person... and also because if Uthur found out that Merlin was a warlock he'd have him brunt at the stake... not nice...

-10 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in to stop the ceremony. What is 9's reason? hehe Neville Longbottom is getting married to Wolf :D but Dobby runs in to stop it... well I guess that'd be because Dobby wanted to be the father of their child I guess?

-Give a title of a movie about 3 and 12. Gwaine and Rich... The Drunk and the Spy??

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile

If you think that Eragon is hotter than Murtagh, copy this onto your profile

95% of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who who get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this.

If you've ever had a dream and forgotten what it was about before the dream even ended, copy and paste

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man burried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded..

If you HATE Hannah Mon-upisstay-tanna, post this

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere) On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! xD

I maybe a bad shot, but if you hit them in the leg. they won't move so you can aim at there heads better!

Dramatic Me says:

Weeeeee...!!!!

Some people consider me crazy. Isn't that just so kind? I always knew that the world isn't as hopeless as it seems...

I do believeth that thou readers beith reading mine page...Or art thou?

How old beith I? Why, the answer beith rather simple: I beith two days older than I was upon yesterday's yesterday.

Slash is my cup of tea - I hate tea. (For those of you who are stupid, that means I don't like slash. It's stupid. And gross. And evil, when it comes to doing that about beloved characters of a legend that has been around for a thousand years amd more! For shame upon you!)

We're off to kill King Uther, the awful Uther of Camelot!!

Because because because because Because of the dastardly things he does!

and another thing: Search for Bionicle in under two minutes or something. If you know Bionicle, you'll find it hilarious. Oh, and if you're a Creationist, Google Science Against Evolution, and click on the first thing. Then, on the page, click on "Evolution for Intellectuals." HILARIOUS!!!!

Is there such a thing...

Is there such a thing

as a lively stick

or a graceful swan that is clumsy?

Is there such a thing

as a sweet, loving monster

or a four-eyed, cat-loving beauty?

Is there such a thing

as my big sister L*

or is true that I am going crazy?

Nervous Me says:

~giggles nervously and stands in the corner~

Stupid Quote of the Day:

"Is a butterfly a(n) A)insect B) reptile C) mammal?" "That's easy, it's a reptile!"

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that someone telling you that you're insane is a good thing, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up all night reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this onto your profile. (it hurts, to those of you who haven't)

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't look away during the scary parts of a movie even though you know you won't be able to be alone in the room for two weeks if you do watch, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate that boys will punch each other, beat each other up, and tackle one another, but are too sexist to lay a finger on girls no matter how much you annoy them, copy and past this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have ever copied and pasted so many things you don't know if you are repeating anything and copy and paste it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile.

If oyu can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it. (P.S. If dyslexia is like this, I think I could handle it)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

A word to the wise isn't nessacery. It's the stupid ones that need advice. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you're still reading this, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that honesty is important copy and paste this into your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile

If you ever talk to inanimate objects copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Uther would accuse a rock of sorcery if he tripped over it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. (Jumping, by golly, gee wilikers!)

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it. I am thankful for their sacrifice and my freedom. If you are thankful to veterans, copy and paste this into your profile

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

16. And The Final Way

Are you still reading? wow An Alfred cookie for you! the father you go down the more inpressive stuff you get!

Interesting facts:

1. There is only one stable isotope for gold 2. Dogs age according to their size 3. The first school in the world was established by the Babylonian king, Hammurabi 4. The fish was delish and it made quite a dish (see homestarrunner.com) 5. If you pour a handful of salt into a glass of water, the water level will actually decrease instead of increase (does anyone know why? Anyone anyone anyone?) 6. U-238 is the most radio-active isotope of uranium, but the most common is U-235 7. Protists (e.g. paramecium, didinium, stentor) are not plants, animals, bacteria, or fungi 8. Sound travels faster in liquids than in gases, and faster in solids than liquids 9. The word 'alphabet' is derived from the two Greek letters 'alpha' and 'beta' combined. 10. Higher sounds have shorter sound waves than lower sounds. 11. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but no, randomly placing uncommonly used words in your fan fictions does not make people think that you're smart. 12. Exclamation points are God's gift to the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 13. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. 14. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma 15. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older 16. Pearls melt in vinegar 17. On average more people fear spiders more than they do death (hey, spiders are waaaay scarier!!) 18. No word in the English language rhymes with the word 'month' 19. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out 20. Misquito repelant doesn't actually repell misquitoes. It messes with their senses so that they do not know you are there.

The Great Dragon:I've lived more than a thousand years, seeing civilizations rise and fall. Do not believe that you can lie to me.

Merlin...*hangs head* Crap.

Owl watcher has good suff

48 thing to annoy Merlin

1. Ask him when neckerchiefs came back into style.
2. Tell him that "hocus-pocus" and "bippiddibobbidiboo" are better spells than the ones he's learned.
3. Ask him who cut his hair- you want to know because you're hungry for pudding!
4. Hand him a sword and helmet and tell him that Arthur requires his services as a practicing dummy.
5. Tell him that Gaius exchanged his spell book for 'Cinderella' and he still hasn't realised.
6. Tell everyone in the castle about his undying love for Arthur.
7. Tell everyone in the castle about his frequent compliments to Arthur about him being a genius.
8. Clean up his room and keep anything that he leaves lying around- including his sorcery book.
9. Re-use his bath water (adding soap, of course) in making his breakfast and pretend you had nothing to do with the fact that he's foaming at the mouth.
10. Send him around the castle doing tasks that you've already completed.
11. Ramble on about basic anatomy like Gaius while following Merlin around during his duties.
12. Steal his neckerchief.
13. Tell him this whole "destiny thing" was just a big joke made up by the Dragon.
14. Tell him that optical illusions are better then his magic spells.
15. Ask: "Are you an elf? Because your ears are SO big!"
16. Ask him does he have a friend called Noddy
17. Constantly call him "Spock".
18. Ask him if he knows Santa, because you think he lives with one.
19. Ask him if he's wearing that neckerchief to cover up all the hickeys Arthur gave him.
20. Ask him where his long white beard is.
21. Buy him a pointy hat and a blue robe with stars on it. Complain when he says he won't wear it.
22. Ask him where Ballinor is.
23. Make your hesitance clear about whether neckerchiefs even existed in the dark ages. Let alone jeans.
24. Tell him his neckerchief is fugly.
25. When you're out with him, randomly yell "Look, a sorcerer!"
26. Ask him if he was using Lancelot to make Arthur jealous.
27. Get Arthur to shout at him "Idiot!" …. Fifty times.
28. Ask him why he didn’t get a letter saying he was allowed to go to Hogwarts.
29. Ask him “Do you know who Colin Morgan is??”
30. Tell everyone he has the hots for Arthur
31. As well as having the hots for Gwen.
32. and Gaius
33. and even Uther, for that matter
34. Give him a copy of “Harry Potter” and make sure he reads all seven of them.
35. Constantly sneak up behind him and pretend to be a ‘Questing’ Beast
36. Ask him how his uncle is, if he doesn’t say anything, spit at him in disgust for not knowing who is ‘roommate’ really is.
37. Get him in the stocks again and get Arthur to throw potatoes at him.
38. Make sure he wears purple, since Arthur said it suited him.
39. Ask Merlin whether Arthur has beaten him up lately, and if not, do it yourself so Arthur won’t have to the next day.
40. Tell him the leech tank needs cleaning again and Uther is coming to watch, so he can't use magic to do it.
41. Paint "Call me Mr Snuggles" on his back
42. Call him “Merlin the Magical Puppy” and say you love that kids TV show!
43. With Magic, or human cleverness, make his hair stand on end continuously (that would probably drive Arthur crazy too)
44. In front of him, talk about Arthur's immense generosity and intelligence.
45. Ask him has he met The Doctor, because you are sure you saw him in a Doctor who episode.
46. For added effect on 45, ask him why he stopped being Space Emo Kid and if he’s cut himself lately.
47. Ask him how Morgana is and that you can’t wait for her to come back in Series 3.
48. If he asks you what you mean by “Series 3” tell him casually that he has been stalked by a cameras ever since he got to Camelot, and he’s stupid for not noticing.

IT'S 11-11-11 at 11:11pm AND I AM 15!!!!! Just a record noticefor me. and FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Other Stuff:

(This is from writing-at-random's profile, had to copy :D)

If you think that Uther Pendragon would accuse a rock of sorcerery if he tripped on it, paste this on your profile.

If you have Merlin's rant down pat, this one's for you!

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "two small" and "off it's orbit" for some scientist's liking. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a total clutz, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile. (Oh so many times...)

If you read people's profile's looking for something to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the type of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler then being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get all giddy when you hear a trailer for your favorite TV show/movie is on TV, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're not ashamed to call yourself a fangirl (or squeal like one), copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've every tripped up the stairs, copy and paste onto you profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you know a book character that just HAS to exist.

If you want your favorite fictional characters to exist, copy and paste on your profile

If you talk to inanimate objects, copy and paste to your profile.

If you openly enjoy Gibbs-slapping your friends, copy and paste this on your profile. (Long Live The Gibbs-Slap!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Merlin obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you automatically tune in to a conversation whenever anyone mentions Merlin, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.

If you've ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in an alternate dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you love rain, paste this on your profile

You call me a bitch. Female dogs are bitches. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. You just called me beautiful!

If Fanfiction to you is what Myspace is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

(This is good stuff people :D)

OTHER COPY PASTE STUFF(Check it out!):

A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it. I am thankful for their sacrifice and my freedom. If you are thankful to veterans, copy and paste this into your profile

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. (If your a girl, copy and paste that)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. If you burst out laughing at that, Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're still reading this, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984,Bethakinz,merlinfan1998,ruby890,TheJunebug1218. Eymris Grayson,

FUNNY:

House M.D.~ This was just something me and my mom cracked up over! House is in the bathtub and Wilson finds him.

Wilson:What are you doing? House:Canoeing, but...I seem to be taking on water. (Funny? Cause I thought so!)

Merlin~

Merlin:That I am one side of a coin, the brighter side obviously.Arthur: They say the darkest hour is just before the dawn. Merlin: It's pretty dark right now.Merlin: Up and attem'! Lets have you lazy daisy!Arthur: Define dollop-head. Merlin: In two words? Arthur: Yeah. Merlin: Prince Arthur.

~If you are checking out my profile and haven't looked at my stories, please do! And if you do, and find something you like or dislike, REVIEW IT! Pretty Please!:D~

Thank you for taking the time to either read my story(ies) or just visit my page. If you even glanced at it, i'm grateful!

10/22/2011

I was at my bff, Erin's b-day party and a gril who's name was VERY similar to mine. Anyway it was a costume party, Hogwarts or anything really. In the idea of Magic I was merlin. So at the end when i was leaving she called me mery. short for Merlin and more femine. But then i was just Merlin. So to about 5 seniors i'm Merlin...or most likey from Ashely MERlin. then i borrowd a wig then I was Merlin. but then after that i triped over the couch and landed on my face on the cushions. Every one cave me a slow clap. And i think some one said Good going Merlin. so yeah fun fun partys filled with geek-outs and fangasims.

~30 things to do in an elevator!~

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

25. Make farm animal noises

26. Start talking to the wall

27. Carry a stuffed animal with you and talk to it

28. Carry a small object and start petting it while saying "My precious." in a demonic voice then laugh like a maniac

29. When one person is on ask them if they want to pet your cat and then purr at them.

30. Rip your clothes and stumble on to the elevator and tell them that you just escaped from the mental ward and then laugh like a maniac

Me: Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: I don't know, can you?

Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher, you would know that. Oh well, i guess I'll do it your way. May I go to the bathroom?

Teacher:...

Gibbs’s Rules:

Rule # 1: Never let suspects stay together.

Rule # 2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule # 3: Never be unreachable.

Rule # 4: Best way to keep a secret is to keep it to yourself. The second-best is to tell one other person if you must. There is no third-best.

Rule # 5: never screw over your partner

Rule # 6: don’t apologize, it’s a sign of weakness

Rule # 7: always be specific when you lie

Rule # 8: Never take anything for granted.

Rule # 9: always carry your knife.

Rule # 10: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.

Rule # 11: when the job’s done, walk away

Rule # 12: never date a coworker

Rule # 13: never involve lawyers

Rule # 15: always work as a team

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

Rule # 22: never, ever interrupt Gibbs in interrogation.

Rule # 23: Never mess with a marine’s coffee if you want to live

Rule # 27: never eat in autopsy

Rule # 37: always anticipate

Rule # 38: your case, your lead

Rule # 40: if it seems like somebody's out to get you, they probably are

Rule # 51: sometimes you're wrong

YOU ARE YOU STILL READING? WOW A i guess to award you i should give you a hug from Dick grayson. and a kiss too.

Weird Quotes...Copy and Paste the ones you like:

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

Don't you think 'Politics' is funny? I mean: 'Poli' in Latin means 'many' and 'tics' means'bloodsucking creatures'

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Revenge, like pizza, is best served cold.

quotes

Batman 1997)

Nightwing: What are you doing here?

Batgirl: Pre-dawn, the dockyards, where else would a person in a mask be?

Nightwing: This is my gig. If I needed you, I would've called.

Batman: Smugglers?

Nightwing: Gunrunners out of South America. The only cucumbers in those crates are .30 caliber. And here comes the bag boys now.

Batman: Not bad.

Nightwing: Yeah, for a guy "your" age.

Selina Kyle: I thought I felt a chill.

Batman: I want you to stay away from Nightwing.

Selina Kyle: [Chuckles] Mother birds usually know when to let their robins leave the nest. He's a big boy-wonder now. A man wonder, in fact.

Batman: I don't trust you, Selina.

Selina Kyle: Of course you don't. That's why it could have never worked out between us.

Nightwing: Is this a private party?

Selina Kyle: Don't you men ever use the door?

Nightwing: What are you doing?

Catwoman: Just collecting what's mine. The cat's-eye emerald, the pearl of Argentina.

Nightwing: How's that yours?

Catwoman: I took it fair and square. Of course, getting it out of the country was another matter. I knew about Enrique's smuggling operation.

Nightwing: So you slipped it into one of his shipments.

Catwoman: My only problem was figuring out when the shipment was coming in.

Nightwing: You played me for a sap.

Catwoman: Aw, but such a sweet sap. The money the cat's-eye will bring is enough to take us anywhere. [Kisses Nightwing]

Nightwing: You know I can't do that.

Catwoman: I guess not. But you can't blame a girl for trying.

Batman: You all right?

Nightwing: Just brokenhearted. She led us right to the emerald, just like you said.

Catwoman: You set "me" up!

Nightwing: Afraid so.

[Last lines] Batgirl: You all right?

Nightwing: You know me, always happy to have a little help.

Batman: Under the Red Hood(2010) (V)

Nightwing: Packs quite the punch for a toaster on steroids, huh? Need a hand?

Batman: No.

Nightwing: Okay, well, how about I just stick around and watch?

Nightwing: He's got some moves, huh? And as much I hate to belabor a point...

Alfred Pennyworth: And still that is often exactly what you do.

] Nightwing: I'm chatty. It's part of my charm.

Fav lines of all time!!!

Nightwing: But he is locked up, like a lot locked up. Maybe we should go for a visit. [Looks over to where Bruce was just sitting to see him gone]

Nightwing: Could you just once say 'Let's get in the car.' Is that so hard?

Nightwing: You're gonna have to do better than that.

Batman: I did. [Amazo explodes]

Batman: You all right?Nightwing: Yeah, what's a couple of ribs?

This next on is true in vigelate world

Batman: Rise of Sin Tzu(2003) (VG)

Nightwing: Need to remember my training: when you start to feel safe, it's time to worry.

"The New Batman Adventures: Old Wounds (#2.5)"(1998)

Robin: [after Nightwing knocks out a mugger Robin was after] I could'a handled him.

Nightwing: Could'a, would'a, didn't

Robin: You sound just like Batman.

Nightwing: I'm nothing like him.

Robin: Yeah, right. The Mask, the attitude, the long underwear.

Nightwing: Drop it!

Robin: I'd love to know what happened between you two.

Nightwing: Things change.

Robin: No kidding. You guys used to be the greatest. Batman and Robin, the Dynamic Duo.

Nightwing: Maybe you should ask him

Robin: I did. And you'll never guess what he said. "Things change."

"The Batman: The Metal Face of Comedy (#5.8)"(2007)

[The Joker 2.0 has been uploaded into the computer] The Joker: How'd I get back in here? And who the heck are you?

Nightwing: [Pounding his fists] Nightwing!

If you don't want to cry then don't read this. I wasn't going to post it, but I am seriously anti abortion. I couldn't help crying when I read this.

You have 2 choices

1. Post this message onto your profile

2. Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs

I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heartbeat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

Today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I cannot survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry. It sounds so sad.

It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I am not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns! please make him stop! I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me, Mommy?

Every abortion is just...

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you cried post this on your profile.

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This is Bunny.Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination! Come join the dark side; we have cookies! And better yet, Merlin, Arthur, Edward, Jacob, Tristian, Peeta, and Percy plushies! Oh yes!!

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.

If you probably have a body in your closet, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your off.

If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.(I Do this!)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said ‘cross over to the dark side. We have cookies!’ to someone you know, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you can spend 5 hours reading in one sitting, post this to your profile

Random words:

1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lollipop,gum,ect...) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

4. ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

7. PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.

8.PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

9. PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Merlin quotes:

Merlin:Do you think I sit around doing nothing?! I haven't had the chance to sit around doing nothing since the day I arrived in Camelot, I've been too busy running around after Arthur; do this Merlin, do that Merlin and when I'm not running around after Arthur I'm doing chores for you and when I'm not doing that I'm fulfilling my destiny! Do you know how many times I've saved Arthur's life? I've lost count! Do I get any thanks? NO! I have fought griffins, witches, bandits, I have been punched, poisoned, pelted with fruit and all the while I have to hide who I really am because if anyone finds out Utherwill have me executed, and sometimes I feel as though I'm being pulled in so many directions I don't know which way to turn!!

Gotta love the Merlin rant!

Arthur:"Well, thanks." Merlin & Arthur"Whoa" Arthur:"What'reyou doing?" Merlin:"I thought you were going for a hug." Arthur:"Noo!" Merlin: "No." (Both put their hands slowly down, and Arthur walks off, frowning. Merlin looks pleased with himself).

I laughed for like 10 minutes!

Arthur:"You don't have a dog to fetch the stick yourself...No offense Merlin"

Arthur cracks me up!

Merlin: If I can't do magic I might as well die!

I love him!

Arthur:I'm warning you, I've been trained to kill since birth.

Merlin:Wow... And how long have you been training to be a prat?

Arthur:(laughs in disbelief) You know you can’t speak to me like that.

Merlin:Oh, sorry. How long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?

Lol, nuffsaid.

Merlin: Thank you. Ah… Arthur: Are those my sausages? (Merlin nods) Arthur: You took them? Merlin: To keep you in shape (Picks them up) Arthur: Are you saying I'm fat? Merlin: No! Well, not yet. Arthur: I am not fat! Merlin: See? It's working.

Again, 10 minute laughing, rolling on the floor.

Merlin:“I’m not really good at this whole epic-mission thing, that’s more Arthur’s forte.” (from The Blacksmith's Son by Starrylaa)You should really go read it! It's epic!

Okay this isn't from Merlin but it's from the actors, Bradly James and Colin Morgan, right before they go on a rollercoaster. They are singing, by the way.

Bradley:We're goin' to that big rollercoasterin the sky...to join them...in a minute...

(random screaming in background)

Colin:We're gonna die, We're gonna die...

Teehee:)

i may not be stayrotyipical popural but i have an abundance of friend who love me and that is the true meaning of popuralr. don't know why i just wrote this for fun.

"The bad guy know that we know that they know about this place so they never think to look."

-Dick Grayson

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "

But "Hey diddle diddle time for a riddle, heee ha haaa hahah"

"Qestion!?can a Robin fly!, if his wings are clipped?'' hahahah hehehe heee "ha ha ha ho ho ho hey hey! HEY! (that is a threat a good one he he he)

Merlin the show is awesome!! Colin Morgan is hot so is Bradley James yes the show has gotten to me sevral time

like in 'goblin's gold' when he cries at the end or 'the poisoned chalce' he gets me when those eyes tear up, the puppy face love it and he is always pleased with him self, gotta love it. call me a geek but i love ARTHURIAN LEGEND (i think that's how you spell it.) ps for those who are in love with the merlin watch the video diarys they arer so cute and funny.

any way bye!! oh plz leave nice comments. :)

MERLIN: SO WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIDHT GAIUS

GAIUS: Getting herbs

Merlin: hERBS?

Gaius: Yes we needed a freash supply

Merlin: Do...your...suppies...normally kiss you? he said with a misgivious simle

Gaius: You fallowed me?! GAIUS YELLED

Melin: I had to what if you were in troble he fired back

GAIUS: TURNS ANGERLY BACK TO THE TABLE OF BOTTLES

Merlin: SO...whats her name? ALL MATUREITY LAEVEING HIS VOICE AND HIM

Reading still. okay a date with Colin Morgan. And a hug and kiss to.

SORRY I THOUGHT It was cute

Gaius- So how was the stalks(i thnk what he said)

Merlin-fine but some kid kept trhorwing potatos, Potatos are not fruit!

VILLIAN Quotes

All batman villians in general

"Bats"

Batsy

"batbrains"

"Brid Boy"

"Boy bluner"

"Bat brat"

"Bird brain" (WOW poor robin)

Villian identiess

Scarecrow-Johntan Crane

Posion Ivy-Pamila islay

Joker-Jack nipper

Catwoman-slenia Kyle

Riddler-Edward nigma

red hood -jason todd

full name of Arkum-Elizibeth Arkum Aluysum for the crimaly insane

two face-harvey dent

Mr.Freeze -victor fries

Harley Quinn- Harleen Quinzel

The peguin- oswald cobblepot

From batman tas

Robin watch videos for clues "Remember that time posion ivy nerly smuthered us in those vines with the really sharp thorns

Batman "yes"

Robin well this is worst"

Heres anther

Robin "you mean this nut is the lock up guy from arkum

Batman "with out a dout"

Robin Anther fine villian brought to you by a grant from the wayne foundation

Batman *Glares*

Robin "I was only kiddding

Joker" Hey Do I hit your Kids? Wait actually i do"

Harley "Hi proffesor Crane"

Crane "goodeveing child"

Crane to batman "Worship me fools Woship me!

Harley quinn: Back off rich boy i'm armed" pulls out a maniquin arm and hits bruce

Robin "you ok"

Batman" I'm fine were done here" walks away

Robin reachs for his shoulder "Thanks for saving my bacon robin"in a gruff voice "Hey no problamo batman"turn to face himself

Heres a little invader zim

a little boy on the doctor membrain show: My mom makes me ea breakfeast chunck for breakfest but i hate, them I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!!

WOW ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM!!! I should AWARD YOU. Colin Morgan falling in love with you carrying you of to england to live with him. And some stories just below. BUT YOU CAN HAVE HIM YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Will...uh..'send' him to you. *cough* You'll never see him, I have. I went threw work to catch him, and hidehim. ONLY I get HIm!!! *cough*

Wow i must be getting a cold. Hmmft