For those who aren't into shounen ai, M&M slash, BL, yaoi, boyxboy , homos, and the more common terminology of "gay" sort of thing, you have clicked the wrong button. Please exit the page while your sanity is still intact. This is a YAOI fanatic's profile!...You have been warned. No hating, please.

"With great yaoi comes great nosebleeds." - quote from me 8]

So an all-about-me page, huh? Ok, to start off, yaoi is my coffee. I get grumpy if i don't watch or read some kind of yaoi everyday. When I see an anime and there's a bunch of hot guys and nothing's going on,...yeah, and I mean nothing! pining for some 'oh-i'm-so-weak-i-can't-do-anything-but-i-can-get-away-with-it-since-i'm-the-heroine-people-still-love-me-even-though-i-annoy-the-crap-out-of-yourstruly-save-me-PITY-me' type of chick is NOTHING!... I go to fanfic to fix that little problem.

(starts talking to herself) What's up with all the hot guys of in this show? (goes to fanfiction) Ah ha! see there? This is supposed to be a BL!..There is no proof more solid than fanfiction!!!!! ;)

I try to write yaoi myself, but I never finish it. I bow to those authors who write yaoi. m(_ _)m (see the bowing face to the left? That's something I "borrowed without asking" from this post I randomly read on the net..I thought it was ingenious so here it is...and yes I felt that you really needed to know that.)

I do read/watch non-yaoi stories, (for those who think i'm heterophobic, I'm not...i just can't stand those weak type of chicks, though i do make exceptions...rarely) if the anime heroine is likable enough.

My yaoi condition is so bad, I don't even read books without yaoi in it. It becomes a problem when teachers assign book reports...

Anyway, I'm sure you don't want to hear about me go on about my life (though you should since you're reading my profile) so I'll stop my ranting.

Gender: uh, I'm not male...so what does that make me?...a mushroom!...I love mushrooms!...and cheese, for those who want to know...but not together...i've never tried mushrooms and cheese...hmmm...that'll be next on my list

Age: ...yeah, guess

Location: The Dark Side...of yaoi XD (is there a better kind?)

Favorite quote(s):

"There is nothing a man can do that two men can't do better." - XD by someone from the internet

"...The people who want to become happy, must be people who already know what happiness is. That's why they strive so hard for it." -Makio from Love Pistols manga Vol.6/ Ch.28/ Pg.43

" You might not understand a word I say, but at least feel what I'm trying to convey." -original quote by my sister, edited by me (if it sounds like another quote, total coincidence)

"Comparisons are easily made once you've tasted perfection." -read it in a ff...i think it was about k-pop...forgot the author...sorry!...PM me if ur it

"A fan is not one who follows from the start but one who follows till the end." -I think Siwon from suju said this...according to the ff i read it in and those are pretty reliable, right?

"Some people are born with the ability to see, and some people are born blind. But it is not the blind who need help seeing." - quote from me inspired by mychemicalbitchbot's Without Love

Obssessions: this is just the top of the heap and what i could think of for now...

Legolas from LOTR (like u didn't know where he's from...the movies..didn't have patience for the books though interesting stuff in the parts i DID read)

'Klaine' from Glee (call me crazy..i celebrate crazy!...and why writers -i choose not to blame Blaine-, WHY?!!!)

Ronan from Stargate Atlantis (go Sateda!)

Loki/Tom Hiddleston from Thor & Avengers (yeah)

'Nagron' from Spartacus: Vengeance ("This time you stay and I go" hehe...u guys seen the This Is War Spartacus vid in youtube? should check it out...)

'Yullen' from DGM (I love you, Allen!... And Kanda! ;3)

'Malec' from the Mortal Instruments series (why would Miss Clare even think of breaking them up?...suspense? angst? more heart-wrenching drama? as long as it ends with them back together, i'm not complaining)

Hiruma Youichi from Eyeshield 21 (YAHA!)

Gaara from Naruto (I dig your eyes!)

YunJae (I am not totally crazy about them right now, unlike my sis who will never step off that high-love ya sis!-, but they will always be #1...they are what started my DBSK crazy and led to the whole k-pop love...AKTF!!!!!)

EunHae or HyukHae or whatever else folks call 'em (i LOVE you guys! As a result, my new fav song is From U by Super Junior. i've watched it so many times...can't believe it: SuJu has finally hooked me in...i've always loved them, but this...XD...haven't felt this legit fangirling emotion in such a long time!)

Things I did/am planning to do because of my obsessions (located above)

- Learned how to play the first few parts of the 14th melody from vids on YouTube...I'm in love with the piano!...coz Allen plays so well X3

- Started slipping in LOTR Elvish in regular conversation (with my sis ONLY...didn't want the WHOLE world to know i was insane yet...) because it sounds so beautiful when Legolas says it...maybe the beautiful-ness will rub off on me?

- Wanted to get a tatoo coz Ronan's Sateda tat is just so awesome! The 'rents would flip out...

- I soo wanna get a Loki shirt...can anyone hook me up?

- Bought Glee buttons to make me feel closer to Klaine...was disappointed when they didn't even kiss before Kurt left for NY in 1st episode of season 4

- Printed out a Gaara picture and stuffed it in my binder so I could sneak glances during class like a creeper...his killing aura is my stress relief

- Check tumblr usually daily to bite the Nagron treats they throw out to keep the impatient fangirl/fanboy (hey, who knows?) mob from storming in and kidnapping their gorgeous actors...can't wait for War of the Damned!

- Began speaking Spartacus-speak coz I'm cool like that...I crack up everytime

- Started to file my nails all pointy like Hiruma's...doesn't look as hot on me

- Wore black to school on 9-20-2012 after I read City of Lost Souls...Malec T-T

- Painted my left fingernails black and my right white. Cause? read Showbiz, a yullen fanfic, thought it was cool.

- Partly learned the choreography to From U by suju...love Eunhae's part!

MAGNUS BANE IS A SMEXY WARLOCK!!!!!! pic here: http://themortalinstrumentssource.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/tumblr_mi6qw9bllu1r3oy4vo1_1280.jpg

gah! check it out y'all! The smexy Magnus Bane in his warlock-y glory! I wasn't sure how they were gonna pull off the look, but i must say AWESOMENESS!
akugsfkassf;ao do you see his eyes? the teasing chest? the jewelry? the hotness?!!!! FGSKBCLKASH FIGAJDBJSHDI!!!! Mr. Gao, I bow to you. Lovely Magnus, hands down. Fangirled for who knows how long...mehhh--can't get over it!

hehehhe Magnus got his own section...i'll add Alec later...this is my MALEC section. (2/14/2013)

I humbly (or as humbly as i can with u guys death glaring me) apologize in advance for those blessed souls that have/will read my stories...I am a terrible updater!

So...this Rise of the Guardians movie...is it just me or is Jack Frost smokin'? - yup. so watched the movie. Was i the only only who thought Pitch was awfully similar to Avengers's Loki?

As for the rest of my personal info, like birth dates and blood types, the rest is invisible at the moment...Call me paranoid. -_-

AND one more thing: IF ANGST WAS A PERSON, I'D MARRY IT!