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| Fourteen Hundred Hours |
Author has written 16 stories for Midsomer Murders, X-Men, Life on Mars, Torchwood, Twilight, Downton Abbey, Merlin, Firefly, Hollyoaks, and Thor. Firstly... cheers to Lavender and Hay for the avatar! It's crazy awesome. Anyway- Hello! I'm not really sure what to write in this bit, so its an odd mix of what I think of my favourite fiction. Here goes: Current obsessions: Buffy, Naruto, Hollyoaks and the entire Marvel Universe(s) If Formula One was fictional then that would be what all my fanfics were about. I may be slightly obsessed... (may? There is no 'may' about it) I love the X-Men! But the films leave me slightly confused. Don't get me wrong, I love the films, they're just... confusing. Torchwood and Dr Who are awesome. By Torchwood I mean series 1 and 2!!! Miracle Day just isn't Torchwood in my opinion. And Children of Earth was just a transition between the two. And why does Torchwood feel the need to kill off all the cool doctors: Owen, Vera, Rupesh... Rupesh shouldn't have died!!! Hollyoaks used to be my guilty pleasure. Now it's stopped being guilty. "And that's for Helsinki!" Mayor of Helsinki, The Secret Show "Don't move! You're surrounded by armed bastards!" Gene Hunt, Life on Mars On the scaryness of jigsaws: "It is scary- what if you get to the end and there's a piece missing?" Vlad, Young Dracula "Y'what?!" Something a member of the downtstairs clan in Downton Abbey would say. Probably. "Edward, what are you doing?!" What Miss Eleanor Dashwood should have said to Mr Edward Ferrars, sometime in Sense and Sensibility.
Buffy: Oz/Willow Naruto: Sakura/Lee Avengers: Hawkeye/Black Widow Hollyoaks: Brendan/Ste *sob* Soundtrack of my life (done while waiting for the last episode of Downton to come on...!) (Why the ipod has to be on shuffle to do this I don't know) Opening credits: 'Police on My Back' great, that makes me seem like a juvenile delinquent. Waking up: 'Screaming Bloody Murder' I'm really not a morning person First day of school: 'Banjo Master' literally makes no sense Falling in love: 'Fallen Leaves' there is the word 'fall' involved I suppose Fighting: 'The Quidditch World Cup' not sure whether I'm Ireland or Bulgaria...wanna be Ireland Breaking up: 'Swords of a Thousand Men' still no sense... why the heck does it have to be done on shuffle!? Prom: 'Johnny Be Good' incidently, the song playing at the prom in Back to the Future! Life: 'Hare Hare Yukai' kind of suitable if you squint... whilst on a pogo stick Mental breakdown: 'Banana Splits' just going mental in general, methinks "A one banana two banana three banana four!" Driving: 'Turning Japanese' oh for crying out loud- it could've been 'Drive My Car', or 'Highway to Hell'! Flashback: 'Blister' if I ever decide to walk across the United States, all alone, then this may be suitable Making up: 'Buck Rodgers' I don't like Jaguars- this doesn't work either Wedding: 'Rain' "I hate days like this" oh, very suitable, thanks shuffle Birth of child: 'Start Wearing Purple' nothing like a bit of Gypsy Punk Rock to celebrate! Final battle: 'Just Who Is the 5 O'Clock Hero?' is the battle happening at 5? Death scene: 'Give Me A Sign' "I'll keep you alive if you show me the way"- I obviously didn't know the way: pity Funeral: 'Until the End' quite fitting actually, since this is the end End credits: 'Still Alive' good one actually, especially after the funeral "While you're dying I'll be still alive" mwa ha ha ha | |||||||
1. Brendan Isn't Alone Anymore reviews"In the next life, Steven". Set in the next life, basically! Brendan and Ste get a happy(ish, I think) ending.Hollyoaks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-21-13 - Stephen H. & Brendan B. - Complete2. Murder Isn't Only In Midsomer »There's a lot of dodgy goings on in Hollyoaks, but quite often the police there aren't up to Midsomer standards. When Seamus Brady is murdered Barnaby and Troy are transferred in onto the case. Being a Hollyoaks/Midsomer crossover nearly everyone could be the murderer... NOT ENTIRELY SERIOUS!Crossover - Hollyoaks & Midsomer Murders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,037 - Updated: 2-20-13 - Published: 1-28-13 - Brendan B. & T. Barnaby3. Alfred Isn't Sure What's Going On reviewsMiss O'Brien and Alfred have a couple of heart to hearts on the subjects of work, love, and drink. With quotes from the Hacker T Dog. Starts off sillier than it ends.Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-23-12 - S. O'Brien & Alfred N. - Complete4. Miss O'Brien Isn't Having a Good Day » reviewsO'Brien and Branson somehow swap places with Annie and Chris. Everyone tries to get home. Not to be taken seriously! Gene Hunt/ Sarah O'Brien...Crossover - Life on Mars & Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,044 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-26-12 - Published: 8-3-11 - Gene H. & S. O'Brien5. Diary of Jayne reviewsJayne's account of a job he and the crew of Serenity take on. Not much else to say to that!Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-29-12 - Jayne6. Leon Isn't A Knight Just Yet » reviewsLeon and Arthur are just starting their training to become knights. As typical 9 year olds in a castle they get up to all sorts of things they shouldn't...Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-16-12 - Published: 11-12-11 - Leon & Arthur7. Loki Isn't on Asgard Any More » reviewsSequal to my Mr Sinister story, set after the Thor film. Loki wants to get back to Asgard, and Gambit ends up helping him.Crossover - X-Men & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-3-11 - Published: 8-20-11 - Remy L./Gambit & Loki8. Dr Clarkson Isn't Getting It reviewsCrack/song fic. Isobel tries to convey her feelings to Clarkson, but the man just doesn't get it... NOT part of the main series, this ones wierder and based on the song "Goodness Gracious Me"Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-1-11 - Dr. Clarkson & Isobel C. - Complete9. A Telephone Isn't a Conventional Wedding Present reviewsYup, yet another part of the "When Things Go Too Far" series. It is time for the recently engaged couple to recieve their wedding presents! Daisy gets slightly confusedDownton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-10-11 - Dr. Clarkson & Daisy - Complete10. Thomas Isn't Trusted With the Cake Tin reviewsMrs Patmore gets a new cake tin, and in turn both Daisy and William lose it. Of course Thomas is behind it.Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-23-11 - Thomas - Complete11. Speech Giving Isn't All That Easy reviewsAnother part of the "When Things go too far" series. Clarkson is ivited to do a speech at a prize giving ceremony, and isobel gets just a bit jealous.Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-23-11 - Dr. Clarkson & Isobel C. - Complete12. An Ambulance Isn't Just for Christmas reviewsDr Clarkson decides he needs an ambulance, and enlists Branson to help him. Part of the "When Things Go Too Far Series". Features points of view from various characters on the madness that is the Downton ambulance.Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-20-11 - Dr. Clarkson & T. Branson - Complete13. Charlie Isn't Sure What to Think reviewsCharlies view on Bella leaving home and getting married and the possibility of vampires etc.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-19-11 - Charlie S. - Complete14. Torchwood Isn't What it Used To Be reviewsA sort of epitaph for the Torchwood of old. You know, Owen, Tosh Ianto, the Hub...Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-15-11 - Complete15. Mr Sinister Isn't a Fan of Ethics » reviewsMr Sinister steals Gambit and Loki's DNA to make a kid. Why? 'Cos he's bored. T for swearing and DNA nicking.Crossover - X-Men & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,584 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-13-11 - Published: 5-13-11 - Remy L./Gambit & Loki16. Joyce Isn't Normally Violent reviewsThe Barnabys attend a murder mystery evening. Tom takes things too seriously. T for the whole murdering business!Midsomer Murders - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-12-11 - Complete
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