Hey!

Erm, Hello.

Salutations.

As a sidenote, I try to update, but I either a) get busy, or 2) get writer's block. So I'm really sorry to like, the five readers who enjoy my stuff. I hope to get better! (and yes, the 2 was on purpose. Cuz I'm skilled like that!)

-You used to enjoy the Wizard of Oz and now you have unadulterated loathing for it or have a thing against it or hate it with a passion and you didn't watch it for ages after seeing Wicked, but when you finally did, it was in a waiting room at a hospital/clinic and while watching it, had fun pointing out the flaws and goofy mistakes with your mother and then laughing at them. (seriously, whose *cue sarcasm* genius *end said sarcasm* idea was it to give Boq an axe?! the man has anger issues and should not be allowed near sharp objects and/or weapons of any kind!) This is what you should be thinking about Wicked

On this test, you copy and paste all the words and bold the ones that you agree with. Then you count all of the bolded words.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (depends on the person and what happened to them)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (Eh…)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (It’s such a long list…)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun. (Eh…)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night. (sometimes if me or my feet are cold or if it's winter. Poor feet)

Total: 11 (whoa… *is paralyzed with shock* SWEET)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (Depends)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice. (most of the time)
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black. (I actually love it)
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (Bracelets with words on them RULE THE WORLD!)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (They’re FLOWY!)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (Yet again eh.)
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (depends, we are talking about Barbies, right?)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 11 (OK I’m like half and half. Cool.)

"Sometimes you need to be strong
For a friend
For your family
Or for yourself...
And other times its okay to cry."- Unknown (I like this, even if it does make me want to go curl up in a ball in the corner)

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."- unknown

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

(Could be used with guys too)

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag every day.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and rose. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS

“If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, you’re either a genius or just flat-out stupid.” -me

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

A Good and Best Friend:

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, smart one?"

A good friend will tell you that it’s ok to skip lunch to work on a project. A best friend will skip lunch to help you and then complain about it later saying that you owe them.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, woman, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend has a long, normal conversation with you. A best friend has a pointless conversation with you that lasts all night and still has you laughing the next day.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number when she forgets hers

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

Friends: Hug you goodbye

Best friends: Won’t let go and will have to be pulled off after three hours

Friends: Visit you in Hospital and signs the cast on your Leg

Best friends: Is probably the reason you're there in the first place

15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I see dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8...

(A suggestion to get kicked out of Walmart is to pick a specific worker and make his/her life awful, but suck up to the manager)

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live. Dorothy Parker

We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon. Gwendolyn Brooks

Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay. Robert Frost

Mrs. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.- Mrs. Bitters from Invader Zim

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I am eatable. But that, my dear children, is cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. -Willy Wonka, Charlie and the chocolate factory

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which is cooler, black or white?
6. Name a person of your same gender.
7. What's your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans?
10. What is your wish?

Done with that?
Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday

This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort

First off, I must say, Rest in Peace:

James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbedge, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Gregorvitch, Sturgis Podmore, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.

May you all rest in Peace, and remember you're never forgotten

To James and Lily,
Who died at the beginning,

To Remus and Dora,
Who will never know their son,

To Dumbledore,
Who was as human as Harry,

To Sirius,
who was punished for what he didn't do

To Severus
who wasn't as bad as we thought,

To the hundreds that died needlessly,

To Regulus
Who died a Hero first, and a Death Eater Last

To the many that died 'for the greater good',

To these brave souls I raise my glass,

May them forever Rest In Peace...

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold stuff.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… With many jokes…
...He's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...Than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...The last real Marauderer...
…Who was not just a wonderful father…
….An incredible husband and brave hero…
...As well as a flippin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…Who died for ‘the greater good’…
...And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…Whose motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...And scared the stuffing out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…Who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…But who got his butt thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…Whose past and wisdom confused us…
…Whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…But actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...Despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… Because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…Who we really didn’t know too well…
…But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…So he must’ve done something good…
…Besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...Who lived and died soaring

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm U m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them
yourself...Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

And FINALLY, I have something to say. I’m finding it hard to find a good, well- written, long story to follow. And yes, I am challenging you. So GO AND START TYPING! AWAY YOU CLICK!

9 Steps on How to Write a Good fanfic/ oneshot

USE SPELLCHECK. For heaven’s sake! But every now and then, it’s ok if you screw up.

Use dry humor. Some fanfics require humor.

If you DON’T use humor in a fanfic, make it really angsty. Preferably with a love interest gone wrong. If someone cries when they read it because of how well it’s written, that will help them want to review.

Use the enter button.For every time someone talks, enter.

IT GETS ANNOYING AFTER A WHILE, READING A BUNCHED UP PARAGRAPH!QUOTATION MARKS ARE KEY.

Don’t use bold font for the whole story. (Technical difficulties can make this hard to do. Excused)

Don’t change fonts in the middle of a sentence (AND forget quotation marks) i.e.: Hey.” She said

Tell the reader who is talking if it’s not that obvious.

Do NOT confuse there with their (Or vice versa), their with they’re (Or vice versa), or they’re with there.

10 Things I Hate About You Moment… from the movie 10 Things I Hate About You (I seriously recommend watching the movie)

“I hate the way you talk to me

And the way you cut your hair

I hate the way you drive my car

I hate it when you stare

I hate your big dumb combat boots

And the way you read my mind

I hate you so much it makes me sick

It even makes me rhyme

I hate it…

I hate the way you’re always right

I hate it when you lie

I hate it when you make me laugh

Even worse when you make me cry

I hate it when you’re not around

And the fact that you didn’t call

But mostly,

I hate the way I don’t hate you,

Not even close,

Not even a little bit,

Not even at all.”

- Kat from 10 Things I Hate About You

“It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.” Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

“Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.” Cady Heron, Mean Girls

“There’s still that one guy that you get up and go to school for in the morning- the one with the mysterious confidence that every girl falls for. Those years wouldn’t have been the same without him. I wouldn’t have been the same without him.” Josie Geller, Never Been Kissed

"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." Sheldon Cooper, the Big Bang Theory

“Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want.” Patrick Verona, 10 Things I Hate About You (Gorgeous, hot, and a bad boy. He had an Australian accent too! I recommend seeing this movie if you haven’t already)

Au revoir! *Waves*