theknightandthethief
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since: 01-10-11, id: 2697971, Profile Updated: 10-01-12
country: Canada
Author has written 8 stories for Neopets.

WARNING: These stories may contain mentions or traces of swearing, polyamory, homo/bi/heterosexuality, suggestive content, crude jokes, and Canadian slang/terms/spelling. If any of these things offend you, reader discretion is strongly advised.

Stories: If you are looking for silly fanfiction, check out STOWN'd, Night at Xandra's, and After the Ruin, my parodies/continuation of TFR. I was originally going to parody AotA, but the project has been abandoned. The first two chapters of Airship Pirates have been left up, in case anybody really wants to reread them.

For more serious fanfiction, check out Chase the Morning, a backstory about Roxton Colchester III which has been published in the NT, or Accidentally in Love, an in-progress romance story focusing on Brynn and Hanso from TFR. And if you're in the mood for something more angsty, try Perfect, or She's Got Sorcery. The latter fic is currently still in-progress.

Recipient of Whateva876's "Medal of Awesomeness".


Leave any complaints/praise/requests in the review section of my stories, or neomail my main neopets account @ usulblue444.

For art and other neopets-related things, check out my deviantart/tumblr account. My username for both is theknightandthethief. I have also back-up versions of all my completed/in-progress neopets fanfiction over here. So in the case that this site isn't working, or one/all of my stories are deleted, you can always read them on an alternate site.


1. She's Got Sorcery reviews
"Statues lacked the ability to think, to see, to hear, to feel. And though she seemed lifeless, Xandra still possessed the ability to do all of the above. He would know."
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-17-12
2. Perfect reviews
"He had promised her he would stop stealing. After all, it was the only way their relationship had a chance. ... But some habits were hard to break." Hanso/Brynn. Please read the warning inside.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-10-12 - Complete
3. Accidentally in Love » reviews
Twenty-six short stories centered on Hanso and Brynn's relationship. Brynnso. Rated T for language, and some suggestive content.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,446 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 9-9-12 - Published: 1-17-12
4. After the Ruin: A TFR Continuation » reviews
What happens to the TFR gang after the Faerie's Ruin? Sequel to "StOWN'd". Rated T for language, crude jokes, etc.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,374 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 9-19-11 - Published: 4-11-11 - Complete
5. Chase the Morning reviews
One-shot centering on how Roxton Colchester the Third became the explorer he is today. Featured in the Neopian Times.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-23-11 - Complete
6. Airship Pirates: An AotA Plot Parody » reviews
My attempt at making AotA into a somewhat decent plot. Featuring song lyrics from Abney Park, crude jokes, swearing, and Neopia's least-liked plot character! Discontinued.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-10-11 - Published: 7-5-11 - Complete
7. Night at Xandra's reviews
A neopets crack fic, and because of this it is AU/AR. Rated T because it contains crack pairings, femslash, a tiny bit of swearing, etc.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-30-11 - Complete
8. StOWN'd: A TFR Plot Parody » reviews
My own version of the latest Neopets plot. Rated T for language, etc.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,733 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-20-11 - Published: 1-12-11 - Complete