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The most remarkable thing about me is that I feel particularly mad on most days.

Check me out as AdorableEric on Deviant Art!

I give props to myself for coming up with the 'Pythons out to sea on a lawn chair' idea from YoYoYoYams's Lawn Chairs story since she didn't bother. *sad face*

Hi! I am the author of a Monty Python fanfiction which I love, a Tron fanfiction which I've grown bored of and several silly reviews (looking back I realize several don't make sense, even to me).

I am a camel spotter, a fanfiction typer and a seriously weird person.

I have some real friends (shout out to ArbeeLoboto) , but mostly my friends are virtual internet people with strange names.

For fun I am nocturnal and I like to dress as a tiger.

I also have the power to move objects with my mind, which comes in handy when I'm feeling really lazy.

I'm a lover not a fighter, but I'm also a fighter so don't get any ideas.

I don't own any of my characters...but I definitely want to.

I help rehabilitate unicorns and stupid Americans.

I enjoy Sherlock Holmes, Kill Bill, The Looking Glass Wars, Monty Python, Pulp Fiction, Night at the Museum, Inception, the Gone series, House of Night series, Artemis Fowl and any other cool thing.

If you have a funny story that you think I'd like, just tell me.

If you do I promise I wont think you're annoying or anything.

BTW if you hate me for being American, I agree with you.

Americans are rude.

I wrote a song about it.

"I hate Americans,

They're so rude,

But I'm an American,

So I'm pretty much screwed,"

If you happen to like Americans...

Well good for you then.

If you are an American like me.

Don't feel so bad, it just so happens that some people might like us!

Or at the very least pity us...