WHY? :

Max's date part 1: http://www.polyvore.com/maxs_date/set?id=32227119

Angel date part 1: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=32288368

Max's bike part 2: http://i.oodleimg.com/item/2545252753_1m?1304558361

Fang's bike part 2: http://allmotorcyclepictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/2009-Kawasaki-Ninja-250R-black.jpg

Iggy's bike part 2: http://free-motorcycle-wallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/2009-Honda-CBR600RR-Blue-and-White.jpg

Hey there! My name is CJ but you may call me Heart. I guess my story begins when I first found my love for the English language and litature! I was in second grade when I first picked up my love for penmanship!

I write for Maximum Ride but I'm looking to expand my horizon so if you like my writting and would like to see me do a fanfiction for a book of your choice than just PM me and I will read said book and write you a story:)

I write storys wth chapters because I can never seem to express enough depth in oneshots but if you would like to see one than just PM me andwe can talk!

I'm very social so if you are ever looking for a FanFiction penpal-slash-friend then I would be more than pleased!

I do hope yo check out my stories and review to tell me if they suck or not:/ Come back soon!

Follow me on Twitter @Kirk_a_lady to get newsy stuff on when chapters will be posted and what's going on!

I feel like when i right these i have to enter with some funny pun or joke...nah to much work!

Hello Mtv and welcome to my crib! or profile;)

I hope you find me as daring and crazy as all my other peeps do! oh! And VOTE FOR PEDRO! my humble pickled assistant who introduces my line breaks and time skips!

PEDRO 2012!!! Write in ballad! No Obama or Rommney for me! Just say yes and vote in Pedro the Pickle!!

The Teenager Song:

If you are sappy and you know it blush away

*insert blushing*

If your my pappy and you know it annoy away!

*insert annoying Father*

If you happy and you know it then your face will surly show it! If your happy and you know it smile away!

*insert cheeky grin*

OOOOOOH!

If you are a textaholic text away!

*insert texting*

If you like to skip and frolic skip away!

*cue skipping*

If you go to class on monady and you mope away till FUNday if you cannot wait till friday say horray!

*HORRAY!*

If your out before the bell rings runaway!

*insert fleeing children*

If you cell is confiscated cry all day!

*crying girls*

If you are a fellow teen and you know what i mean! if you are a fellow teen copy and paste!

*insert jazz hands*

(created by your truly on a whim!- Heart:))

"I've got 99 problem but my swag aint one of them"

"umm, excuse me sir!?"

"yeah nerd?"

"umm, are you or are you not refering to 'Swag'?"

"yeah is there a problem punk"

"well it seems your 'Swag' stops short of grammar! the correct wording is: i've got ninty-nine problems but my sawg is not one of them."

"punk i outta bust a cap in yo nerdy butt!"

"actually it is: punk i should shoot you in your nerdy buttock. and my buttock are not nerdy, nor do they hold any intelect or power over my body other than excreation."

"man shut up!'

-Score one for the nerds!

DOWN WITH JB! AND UP WITH 1D!!!;)