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Author has written 20 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Young Justice, One Piece, Xiaolin Showdown, Fullmetal Alchemist, Forgotten Realms, Hellsing, D.Gray-Man, xxxHOLiC, and Soul Eater. THE BEST SITE FOR INFORMATION ON ANY ANIME! This is the site I use for most of my information about the anime's a write, that and Wikipedia. :) - www.absoluteanime.com - I saw this and couldn't help but laugh, admitted it was a sad laugh filled with remorse but its life, you must laugh. Whoever wrote the first one of these must be awarded a giant cookie ;D If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile! :D OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Another thing I found on someones profile page. I only glanced at it and thought 'what the hell?' and had to look at it again. Now its added to my list of things make me laugh, especially after a long hard day surrounded by the unthinking morons of society. :) Thoughts on Gay Marriage: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Remember kids, a person is smart, intelligent, forgiving and kind. People are dumb, evil, small minded and vindictive. :) Theres a difference. | |||||||
1. The Silk Threads of Fate » reviewsShe had been rescued, she'd never thought she would have been but to be rescued by such a strange group of people... Contian's OC but no self-inserts or bloody Mary-Sues.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,603 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-26-11 - Published: 11-3-11 - Zoro & Sanji - Complete2. Simple Solutions to Stubborn Situations » reviewsSoul looked at her with widening eyes. How had he never noticed it before? How could he only now see that she was a woman! With a sinking feeling he realized how much trouble he was now in. Contian's OC but no self-inserts or bloody Mary-Sues. SxMSoul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,306 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 6-9-11 - Published: 3-15-11 - Soul & Maka - Complete3. I'm a broken toy, can you make me whole again reviewsSo here he was, he thought to himself as he sat in the paper seals and chains of the Church, locked in one of they're most secure underground cells. Leaning against the wall, he did the only thing he could think of and began to sing softly to the silence.D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-26-11 - Allen Walker - Complete4. A Dream Within A Dream » reviewsYour not real... you can't be real! This can't be happening to me! Its just... a... story, right?" She woke up in the Black Order HQ with a head full of memories of the wrong world...D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 116,814 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 6-28-10 - Published: 9-22-09 - Complete5. Kimihiro Reed reviewsShe had been waiting many centuries for this... but she had grown to love the boy, she didn't want anything to happen to him...xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-6-09 - Yuuko I. & K. Watanuki - Complete6. Silent Child, Innocent Child » reviewsWhen a scared mute child is found in a FREAK factory, its only a matter of time before someone wants to get at the secrets inside her. Its up to Seres to try and help her...Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 90,882 - Reviews: 198 - Updated: 2-26-09 - Published: 12-27-07 - Seras & Alucard - Complete7. Moon reviewsThe Black Order never sleeps. One night, someone starts to... sing... Lyrics fixed. :D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-20-08 - Allen Walker - Complete8. A True Hellsing Horror Story reviewsWhat is the one thing that defines a vampire? Her hunger. The fact that they are monsters, not tame dogs...Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-08 - Complete9. Bittersweet love song reviewsSeres hears someone playing music, she follows it curious... Its a stand alone from my other Hellsing story, so contains an OC if confused.Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-10-08 - Complete10. A Test Of Twins » reviewsThis is only a... tester. To see how people accept this story before I update it. Drizzt has been gone a while and his return it much welcomed, with a few new faces to greet him. Updated! In-Complete.Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-31-07 - Published: 4-3-07 - Drizzt D.11. Why? » reviewsHe pisses me off so much! Why does he have to annoy me so much? Why?Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,540 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 7-21-06 - Published: 11-26-05 - Duo M. & Heero Y. - Complete12. Week at the beach! reviewsThey are going to the beach. Do I need to say more? I was going to split this up into chapters, but it's just not bloody long enough! ENJOY AND REVIEW, THE GANG TO TO THE BEACH! pairing? sneakyFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-2-05 - Edward E. & Roy M.13. Hallowed By Thy Name reviewsSong Fic Staring out of the bared windows not caring for anything but the man standing there... guess the characterOne Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-23-05 - Complete14. Not always as it appears » reviewsThey were the best of friends, they knew just about all each others secrets. Then it happened. It wasn't much but it opened there eyes.Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,796 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-21-05 - Published: 12-27-04 - Complete15. It Was Over reviewsRead how it all ends. How it's finally finished.Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-7-05 - Complete16. Simple isn't the same as stupid reviewsI always get what I want, no matter what it is. I don't want many things, and this is how I got most of them. Yoai. many pairings. should I carry on?One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-14-0517. Mirrors reviewsSong Fic. He had let him down. He'd let him die and now life was hollow. Character death 1x2 I never thought I'd get this done.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-26-05 - Duo M. & Heero Y. - Complete18. Losing Grip » reviewsHeero and Duo still haven't told each other they love each other, yet when the wrong person finds out, insanity follows! I've FIANLLY FINISHED IT! By the way, I MAY do a part two...Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-26-03 - Published: 5-17-03 - Relena P. & Dorothy C. - Complete19. The GunDam BoyZ » reviews*NEW CHAPTER!* It's a song fic and sort of an on going story! With pairing's of, 01x02x03x04x05! RELENA BASHING AND YOAI! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW EVEN IF YOU MUST FLAME! *on her knees* PLEASE!Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,717 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-29-03 - Published: 1-7-03 - Heero Y. & Duo M.20. Letter from a Lost Love » reviewsOne year after the war and his love's death, Trowa finds a letter in his dressing room draw as he prepares for his next show. . . revisied and rewritten, a must read!Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-17-03 - Published: 4-10-03 - Trowa B./No-Name & Quatre W. - Complete
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