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| Ayukazi With Kitty |
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Skip Beat!, and Wii Sports Resort. Link to my deviantrt Profile: http//ayuuchiha1.deviantart.com Names: Well Ayukazi= Ayukazi And Kitty= Kitty! Quit the jokes. FINE! Ayukazi= Ana and Kitty = Kira. AND THE I IS HARD! I MAKES THE I SOUND!!! Age: Ana= 15 Kira= 17 Hobbies: Ana= Reading Naruto, writing fanfics, Reading Naruto, Playing video games, and... READING NARUTO!!!! WHOO HOO!! Kira= Don't have none. Answer it! Fine, Kira= Staring at pics of Hidan. Ana:Fan girl Kira: Shut up! Favorite Anime/ Manga: Ana= NARUTO! Black Bird, Chibi Vampire, Dragon Ball Z, Skip Beat!and Ultra Maniac. Kira= Naruto, Black Bird, Death Note. Likes: Beef Ramen, Chicken Ramen, Naruto, Fanfics, Sugar, friends :D Dislikes: Shrimp Ramen, Tobi, enimies, diet soda, broccoli, fish, our brothers, people. Favorite Bands: Big Time Rush, Usher, O.A.R., Avril Lavinge, The-All Amircan Rejects, Celtic Thunder, Taylor Swift, Breaking Benjamin, Evanescence, Abandon All Ships, The Black Eyed Peas, Boston, Journey, Bruno Mars, Diamond Rio, Eddie Rabbitt, Electrasy, My Chemical Romance. If you love something… let it go. If it comes back… it's yours. If it doesn't… hunt it down and kill it Akatsukicons! Pein: @:@ Konan: *-_- Itachi: 0/.\0 Deidara: o\/ Zetsu: \o.o/ Tobi: @ Sasori: -.- Kisame: =0_o= Hidan: o.o Kakuzu: $_$ RP TIME!! List your Top 10 Naruto Characters and ANSWER THE RP QUESTIONS! 1. Itachi 2. Hidan 3. Deidara 4. Sasori 5. Kisame 6. Kakuzu 7. Konan 8. Zetsu 9. Pein 10. Tobi What would you do if Number 1 woke you in the middle of the night? Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Number 5 cooked you dinner? Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Number 9 made fun of your friends? Number 10 ignored you all the time? You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction: You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along? Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What will you do? You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Would 2 trust 5? Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make? 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? 1 accidentally kicked 10? 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? 7 won the lottery? 8 had quite a big secret? 9 became a singer? 10 got a daughter? What would 1 think of 2? What would 4 envy about 5? What dream would 5 have about 6? What do 6 and 7 have in common? What would make 7 angry at 8? Where would 8 meet 9? What would 9 never dare to tell 10? What would make 1 scared of 10? Is 3 Gay? How do you feel right now? If you have even the slightest faith in Sasuke Uchiha and see the glint of good inside him, copy and paste this into Your profile and add your name to the list; Ayukazi With Kitty, Post In Your Profile If Your A Sakura Fan To The Death (Hellz yeah!) "Haha, you're driving a blue prius car with pretty snowflakes on the back, holding a three pound chiuaua, and make a living off of dolls- You're gay!"- Peanut/Jeff Dunham Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions: 1. Itachi 2. Hidan 3. Deidara 4. Sasuke 5. Sakura 6. Pein-sama 7. Naruto 8. Hinata 9. Konan 10. Sasori 11. Zetsu 12. Kakuzu 1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fan-fic before? 2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? 3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? 4. Do you recall any fan-fics about 9? 5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? 6. 5/9 or 5/10? 7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? 8. Make up a summary for a 3/9 fanfic. 9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? 10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 Hurt/Comfort fic. 11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1? 12. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? 13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? 14. Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? 15. What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion? 16. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you choose? 17. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be? 18. What might be a good pick-up line for 7 to use on 8? 19. How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8? 20. How emo is 7? ..P..Put this Naruto survey 1. Who are your favourite characters? Akatsuki, Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke, Sakura, Neji, Tenten. 2. What are your favourite pairings? NaruHina, SasuSaku, NejiTen, SaiIno, ItachiMe, KakuzuCrysta (Yes, I'm adding people I know in real life. Problem? Bitch to some one who cares) 3. Are you a fan of yaoi or yuri pairings? HELL TO THE NO! 4. Have you ever cosplayed a characters? Would I be a fan if I haven't? yes, I have! 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Naruto DVD sets, Naruto Shippuden DVD sets, Naruto clash of ninja 2. 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a character? Hell yes. Back off, Itachi's mine. 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku 9. What team is your favourite? Team Akatsuki and Team Kakashi. With out Sai. 10. Did you support the “Tobi is Actually Obito” theory? I used not to. But I do now. 11. Did you support the “Naruto's Father was the Fourth Hokage” theory? Everyone know's it's not a theroy. 12. Who is your favourite Akatsuki member? Itachi 13. Are you pro-Sasuke or anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke 14. Have you seen all episodes so far? Don't have to, my brother does it for me. 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Don't have to, my brother does it for me. 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? And ADHD 17. Sub or dub? Yes 18. Pro-Sakura or anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Yes 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes 21. Gai = Sexy beast or ugly nerd? *Pukes to death* UGLY NERD 22. Who would be the best cross-dresser? Deidara 23. Rock Lee = Weird or awesome? Damn ass weird 24. Who would be best OOC? ... Itachi... 25. Do you like fan fiction? *stares* Where are we now? 26. Do you write fan fiction? *Stares* Where are we now? 27. Do you like lemons? *blushes* Depends... 28. Do your parents know about the characters? Would I be here if they did? 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yup. 30. Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yes. I felt like I was on a trip. 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? I'm close 32. In school, did you ever draw something Naruto-related and had someone recognize it? Yes 33. Did your teacher see something like that and go “WTF is this?” No 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? ... A little... A bit... Okay... yes... 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? kinda... 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yes! I mean No! I mean.. I"M CONFUSED! 37. Did you support the “Naruto's Father is the Akatsuki Leader” theory? no 38. Do you draw fan art? what else would I do? 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the Cursed Seal? F*CK NO! 40. Do you have an OC? 238 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? taken over my life? Naruto is my life! Your family-Naruto style! Mother-Kushina Uzumaki. 'Nuff said Father-The Fourth Hokage Minato Namikazi. Older brother-mmmmmmmh... Kakuzu... just 'cause he's that badass. Younger brother-Naruto. 'Cause he's kinda like me. Older Sister-hmmmmmmm... Tenten 'cause she's THAT badass! Younger Sister-Sakura. Have to stop NaruSaku from happening some how. Best Friend-I would have to say... either Hidan or Deidara. Worst Enemies-Madara, Oro-pedophile, Kabuto, Lee, Gai, probably Sai and Ino Lover-Itachi There's Ana's F*cked up Naruto family. (Yes, I'm anti-NaruSaku. I'm pro-NaruHina and SasuSaku and proud of it bitch!) Strange conversations and quotes from Ayukazi and Kitty. (K/NMostly Ana) (A/N HEY!) Ana: Itachi is better! Kira: Nuh-uh! Hidan is!!!! Ana:Itachi- Kun! Kira: Hidan- Kun! Ana:ITACHI- KUN! Kira: HIDAN- CHAN! Ana: XP Kira:XP Ana and Kira Fighting over Akatsuki members Ana: NARUHINA, SASUSAKU, SAIINO!!! Tabetha: NARUHINA SASUKARIN, SHIKAINO!! Kira: WTFH IS WRONG WITH YOU? ITS NARUHINA, SAIINO,SASUTOMATO!!!! Amanda: NO! YOU CHEESE TARDS! IT'S NARUSAKU, SAIINO, SASUHINA!!!!!! All: NO IT'S NOT! SASUHINA WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!! Us fighting over parings. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! I"M GETTIG ABS FROM LAUGHING! Ana Watching the Hidan Show on YouTube (A/N Come on! watch it! It is hilariouse!) Kira, Kira, Kira, Kira, Kira, Kira, Kira, Kira, Kira, Kira... Ana trying to annoy Kira. (A/N: It's true, I DO!) Rawrness peoples!- Maybe a future fanfic quote. (Ana's note: Forshadowing) (Kira's Note: Stop giving stuff away, Damn it!) Shay: Ana, why does your cousin Love Tobi so much? Me: Well, she actually has no intrest in the Akatsuki what so ever. Shay: What? Me: yeah, she's an epic Kankuro lover Shay:... me: ? Shay: Why? Me: beats me. *Phone beeps* wow, she changes her mind like the moon changes shape. Shay:? me; She likes Sasori now. Shay: be right back. me; O.O me and Shay talking about Tabetha. (She changed her mind during chapter4 of 'Evil Angels') Akatsuki Acronyms A.K.A.T.S.U.K.I, sands for: Awesome Kittens At The Secret Undercover Karate Incorporation (Dude...WTF?!?!?) D.E.I.D.A.R.A, Stands for: Dangerously, Explosive, Idiot, Doing, Amazing, Reckless, Art T.O.B.I, Teribly Oblivious, Basterd, Incinerated. (Misson Accomplished!) (A/N: Nice, Kai.) (K/N: XD) S.A.S.O.R.I, Stupid Ass Selling Oro Right In. (eeeeeew DX) P.E.I.N Pissy Emperor In Notingham (...?) K.O.N.A.N Kinky Old N00b Anal Netting (WTFH?) H.I.D.A.N Hellish Idol Dancing After Night K.I.S.A.M.E Krazey Idiot Sliding Asses Meeting Eggs (...?) I.T.A.C.H.I Internet Timed Acrobat Chewing Hot Idiots (Cheerleeders) Z.E.T.S.U Zesty Enigma Turning Sassy Up (I'm getting images... O.O') K.A.K.U.Z.U Kranky Anceient Krackpot Under Zetsu's Underwear (LOL XD) Itachi Uchiha FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter "A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy waits and drops his gaurd, when his wepons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a ninja! If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile. If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony... If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, Crimson Flash Kunoichi, RinChan, Crystal Angel of Darkness, Cookie-imouto, AnimaniacXOX, SaturnXK, Devil-0-Angel, The-Music-Loving-Anime-tard, Ayukazi With Kitty, Random questions! Which is better, coke or pepsi: pepsi Tall or short: Short. Brunettes or blondies: Brunettes. Girls or Guys: Guys Sprite or Mountain Dew: SPRITE!!!! Habla Espanol: Only withmy iPod translator. Country you want to visit: Japan, Germany, Australia, Russia... Way you want to die: Hit by a car or starving myself in my emo corner! Get along with your parents: Sometimes. You think your attractive: ... Screw you test... Do you believe in yourself: Do I have to answer this?! Wanna get married: If he looks like Itachi Uchiha and has knowledge of me being a Narutard and compleatly OK with it! Shower daily: nooooooooo. (Sarcastic) Want kids: maybe one or two. What would you name your kids: Crysta, Aeryonna, and Kakashi! Do you hate anyone: I have a list, you wanna be next on it? Do you think you can sing: I KNOW I CAN SING BITCH!!! Can you open your eyes underwater: OMJ it's so fun!! Can you whistle: Sorta! Now A Dumb Quiz To Pass Time! 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4: "They didn't look anything alike." 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Phinias and Ferb 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 2:30p.m. 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 2:31... 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Don't Take the girl by Tim McGraw. (So I like country... deal with it) 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? This Morning, putting a Lawn mower in the back of my brother's truck. What? It's his job! 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Another person's profile. 9. What are you wearing? A Tank top and blue shorts. 10. Did you dream last night? Yes! Go Hidan! 11. When did you last laugh? 5 seconds ago! last year... 12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? Paint and pictures. 13. Seen anything weird lately? lol 14. What do you think of this quiz? *Frowns and raises middle finger* Bite me. 15. What is the last film you saw? Mortari... WWII movie 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? 100 Itachi plushies and Akatsuki cloaks 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about. I have an identical twin. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? If I had th pwower to change the world I'd say"F*ck this world, I'm going to Naruto!" and leave. 19. Do you like to dance? Yes 20. George Bush: oh, yes I love bu- oh, you mean the guy. 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Crysta 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Kakashi. That's right, bitch, my son's name is Kakashi. 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? what? 24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates? I TOLD YOU TO PICK UP MILK! Water or earth: Earth. I squash you with a rock. Autumn or winter: *Sigh* autumn Spring or Summer: SPRING!!!! Red Carnations or Pink Carnations: RED White rose or Pink rose: WHITE Vampire Knight or Lovely Complex: um... Vampire Night? Skirts or shorts: SHORTS! SKIRTS CAN GO TO HELL!!! High heels or sneakers: SNEAKERS! Flats or flip flops: Flats! :D If Fanfiction is the reason you met your best friend, copy and paste into your profile. If you love something… let it go. If it comes back… it's yours. If it doesn't… hunt it down and kill it. Hold your breath 2. Go to your profile and add this 3. Still holding your breath 4. If you made it, your a good kisser there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism If you think Orochimaru is what you get Michael Jackson and Voldemort elope. C&P(me: I wouldn't be supried if he trys to rape Sasuke... and at the same time don't care.) Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.—Lev Grossman, TIME | |||||||
1. Ren's Last Chance » reviews((This is my first Skip Beat! story, don't hate me.)) Neither Kyoko nor Ren will admit they love eachother. They have no idea that behind the scenes, there's some one pulling strings. Is this mystery person or persons helping or sabotaging Ren and Kyoko's love story? RenXKyoko rated M possibly future lemon.Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,765 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-7-13 - Published: 4-20-13 - Kyoko M. & Ren2. EA2 Screwin' with Shippuden » reviewsSequle to Evil Angels. 4 years have passed since they have left. It's time for the girls to get their anime on and screw with the storyline to Naruto Shippuden. T for Hidan. AkatsukixOCsNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,747 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-16-13 - Published: 1-5-13 - Akatsuki3. Konoha High: Sakura » reviewsKonaha High School is where all of our favoright actors, actresses, singers, fashion designers, authors, etc. went to school. Anyone who goes there are destined to be a star. But, Sakura will soon learn the secrets of Fashion and the school.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,700 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 4-5-13 - Published: 3-14-12 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.4. Resort Trip » reviewsNaruto, Hinata, Sasuke, Sakura, Deidara, Hidan,Tobi, Kakashi, and Itachi are hard working actors. Ana Rae Black, Kalika Mavril, Raven, Kira Rose and Kenzie Qwist are hard working competitors. What will happen when they spend a month on the same resort Island together? NaruHina, SasuSaku, KakaOC, DeiOC, TobiOC, HidaOC, ItaOC. M for Hidan.Crossover - Naruto & Wii Sports Resort - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,890 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-20-13 - Published: 3-1-13 - Akatsuki5. Teen Ninjas: Starlets » reviewsNow owned by riquashea.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-1-13 - Published: 7-27-12 - Akatsuki - Complete6. Evil Angels » reviewsThe Akatsuki are going through their usual day... when their suddenly in a new world. OUR world. and they meet up with eight girls who know EVERYTHING about them. And before they know it, all new adventures break out as well as... Romance? !Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,697 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 1-1-13 - Published: 1-2-12 - Akatsuki - Complete7. Putting the Pieces Together » reviewsRae Uzumaki joins the Akatsuki and finds a lonley old codger named Kakuzu and tries to set him up with all of her old friends. Will it work and will she find her own lost romance?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-1-12 - Published: 7-28-12 - Complete8. Letter to the fans reviewsThis is just what a few Naruto characters wanted me to compose for them. Plaes listen to what they have been trying to tell you. Rated M for Hidan. R&R please.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-23-12 - Complete9. My Worst Choice » reviewsThe worst Choice I ever made was letting her go. I shouldn't have hurt her like I did. But no. I had to break her heart. Now, As I see her with him, I know how I feel. And it hurts. ItachixOCNaruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-17-12 - Published: 1-16-12 - Itachi U. - Complete
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