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Poll: What's your Inception Job? Vote Now!
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since: 01-17-11, id: 2707968, Profile Updated: 01-09-12
country: USA
Author has written 24 stories for Naruto, Degrassi, Inception, and Remember Me.

*E m i l y E p h e b i p h o b i a is currently reading: The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Issues ATM, be back on soon! ^

~First of all ... Don't Think About Elephants

(You put your arms around me and I believe it's easier for you to let me go.)

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Ephebiphobia: Fear of Teenagers. (Explained vividly by MCR. Lol.)

She's overly sarcastic, underly social, perfectly abnormal.

-"I've got everything I need right here with me. I got the air in my lungs, a few sheets of blank paper.
I mean, I love waking up in the morning without knowing what will happen or who I meet,
where I will end up. The other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the biggest ships in the
world having champagne with you fine people. I say life is a gift and I'm not going to let it go to waste.
You do not know what hand you will be dealed next. You learn to take life as it comes to you
... to make every day count." -Jack Dawson, Titanic.

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If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
If your computer is full of unfinished files and old stories, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you support Gay Rights, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.
If with no warning and for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you wait until the night or class before a test to study, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Now what'd you think about?


1. Behind the Scenes reviews
Ever wondered what really happens on a job? Well, you can see here; its all recorded! Crack.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-7-11 - Complete
2. Wings of an Angel » reviews
Things seemed to change all together, when he showed up in her life, wings and all. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,489 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-1-11 - Published: 2-2-11 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
3. Cruel Cycle reviews
She really does hate this sick cycle, but at the same time, she can't help but love it. SasuSaku. Deleted Second Chapter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-2-11 - Published: 7-28-11 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
4. Auto Correct reviews
In which the Inception team learns what it's like to have an auto corrected phone, especially Eames.. CRACK. M for Language.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-27-11 - Complete
5. Sharp Dressed Man reviews
Because every girls crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. Aka.. Arthur. Slight crack.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-26-11 - Arthur - Complete
6. Sursumdeorsumphobia » reviews
To get rid of Arthur's fear of elevators, Ariadne takes a "leap of faith" and performs Inception on Arthur, which turns out to be more complex than she even expected. Arthur/Ariadne.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,165 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-26-11 - Published: 6-26-11 - Ariadne & Arthur - Complete
7. Hollow reviews
Everything gave way in her and she could feel her stomach wrenching, throat burning, heart ripping; if physically possible. Drabble for after Tyler's gone.
Remember Me - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-25-11 - Complete
8. Misjudged reviews
Where Sasuke's expectations for his birthday didn't quite match up with reality. Happy Birthday Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-23-11 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
9. Symptoms reviews
Arthur starts to exhibit the symptoms of an addiction towards Ariadne. Arthur/Ariadne.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-22-11 - Ariadne & Arthur - Complete
10. Of Cats and Six Packs reviews
Because Tora, the demon cat, doesn't mix with hot men. KakaSaku. Crack. Done for Pookie Boo
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-21-11 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete
11. Boundless Love reviews
It started when they found him unconsious at the gates of Konaha, needing a heart transplant. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-21-11 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
12. Cupcakes reviews
In which Arthur makes Red Velvet Cupcakes for the team, but never seems to get to eat one. Arthur/Ariadne. Fluffy little oneshot.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-29-11 - Ariadne & Arthur - Complete
13. Drunken Dreams » reviews
There is a reason why you shouldn't get the Inception team drunk. Here's why. PURE CRACK, short one-shots.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-27-11 - Complete
14. Of Suits and Scarves » reviews
In which an idea from Yusuf lands Ariadne in a suit and Arthur, darling, in a scarf. All because Arthur wouldn't tell Ariadne he cares for her. Arthur/Ariadne. Slight langugage.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-25-11 - Published: 6-20-11 - Ariadne & Arthur - Complete
15. Like a Disease reviews
Ariadne considered going to a therapist to try to figure out what that impossible and unreal man, Arthur was doing to her mind. Ariadne/Arthur. High T for slight cursing and slightly suggestive.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-22-11 - Ariadne & Arthur - Complete
16. The Point Man reviews
Guess you know why they call Arthur the Point Man, and thank you Eames for explaining it. Arthur/Ariadne. Suggestive little one shot.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-16-11 - Arthur & Ariadne - Complete
17. Ragdoll » reviews
Orochimaru's hideout is Sasuke's residence, but things change when he meets a stranger.. who seems to be missing her childhood. "Very good, Sasuke sama." SasuOC. Rating for language, blood, and fights.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,187 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-8-11 - Published: 1-21-11 - Sasuke U. - Complete
18. Petals reviews
Sasuke inwardly thanks his Mother for teaching him the little petals game when he was young. SasuSaku Oneshot. Happy Valentines Day!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-15-11 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
19. Backrubs reviews
In the back of my mind I plan another way to pull a muscle in my back. Just to get another one of Clare's personal massages. Thank you, Morty. Eclare
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-14-11 - Clare E. & Eli G. - Complete
20. Nightmares reviews
I realized, Clare was my escape from the nightmares, as Julia lay dormant in my mind, my hand entertwined with the sleeping girl's beside me. I'm sorry Julia. Eclare.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-12-11 - Clare E. & Eli G. - Complete
21. Shopping reviews
Sasuke takes a trip to the store. "Look! Teme! I'm Sakura-chan!" He gestures to the large round melons stuffed up his shirt. CRACK. NaruSasu Friendship If you count beating up Naruto Minor SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-22-11 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
22. Texting reviews
In which texting leads to Sasuke asking Sakura out, after she signs up for something on the internet. Sasusaku, NaruIno. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-19-11 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
23. A Day in the Life of a Uchiha reviews
Just a nomal day in the Uchiha household. "Did you just give him a CONDOM?" Gasp. "Sasuke-kun! You didn't!" Smirk. Because they don't want to be old grandparents. Sasusaku FutureFic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-19-11 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
24. Damn Bench reviews
Every month she would sit on the bench for exactly an hour, and before leaving she would place a cherry blossom on it. "Thank You." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-19-11 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete