hey i am a girl who is crazily in love with fanfic as my name suggests..

i love pride and prejudice. and well like anyother p&p fan love FITZWILLIAM DARCY..

i hope to write a few stories of my own ...eventually!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

You used to make me smile, you used to make me laugh, but now your attitude makes me want to yak.

I’m sweet like sugar, soft like suave, but unlike you I never get played

I'm §uGaR & §piCe & EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ w/ Me... yOu ße§t ThiNk twiCe

Lil boys know they love you because they need you, Men need you cuz they know they love ya

East to the Sea,West to the Lands, Death to the girl who Touches my Man!

Boyz Are Great, Every Girl Should Have One

Dont worry about knowing people, make yourself worth knowing

True friends are loving, true friends care, and at the end the true friends are always there

An angel without it's wings, is just a friend in disguise.

Don't ever be afraid to come to me n cry* *Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eye* *Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel* *Remeber ur my gurls n we gotta keep it realL*

Hey baby, why you look so down? Seems like you need lovin', you need a girl like me around. Hey baby, why you cry? here take my hands and wipe those tears from your eyes...

Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-)

dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut

Don'wish on a star, reach for one!

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend

§omewhere There'§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It'§ True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You*

...Cancel my subscripton.. ..I'm over ur issues..

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?

The most wasted of all days in one without laughter

ThE dIrTy LoOkz* *Da JeAloUs StArEs* *N tHe FuNnY pArT is* *U tHiNk I cArE*

Through truth n lies -smiles n dispare, a hug - a giggle - a "hows my hair" u kno ill be there till the end, ur my true best friend*

~*Love is friendship set on fire*~

Nothin's like being held sometimes

Guys r like slinkies it's always fun 2 watch them fall down the stairs* *Girls r like phones, we like 2 b held and talked to, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!*

In your sleep It's got you so deep, My sweet melody Has captured you Forevermore...

No matter what people say We got it going on Who cares about what they think We are the number one

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When she returned, she told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are wicked and 5% are good. God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good because He wanted to encourage them. . . give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what that E-mail said? You didn't get one either, huh?

YOU STAND IN YOUR OWN LIGHT, MAKE IT SHINE!!!!

shop till u drop then find some hott guys to help you up!

~Sometimes someone says something really small that can fit into a really big empty place in your heart.~

~Dream as if u'll live forever, live as if u'll die 2day.~

~I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits!~

~I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night...~

~There's no escape I can't wait I need a hit Baby, give me it You're dangerous I'm lovin' it~

~In the cookies of life, your friends are the chocolate chips~

~ An AnGeLs WaT Im MeAnT Ta b SoOoO BeIng SwEeT CoMeS NaTuRaLlY!!

~*P-Perfect, R-Radiant, I-Irresistible, N-Never Wrong, C-Cute, E-Everything Cute and Adorable, S-Super Woman, S-Soooo Special = Princess = ME!!*~*

(*).·*¤»Boyz R just Like Mobile Phones...They AlwayZ NeeD Recharging.·*¤»(*)

.·°*¤»I wasn't kissin him.. I was telling his lips a secret... ¤*°·.

:P(¯`·._.·When god made me he was just showing off(¯`·._.·:P

«:¤¨¨¤:Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!:¤¨¨¤:»:P

Your hugs and kisses are like the stars. You light up my life when things get dark.

I'm through with guys.. they all tell lies. They break your heart and make you cry. Loving guys is such a sin... Hey check out that guy who just walked in!!!

you can fall from the sky.. you can fall from a tree.. but the best way to fal..l is in luv with me!

~*(*)You know your gay if you don't wanna be with me(*)*~

~TaNk ToPs FlIp FlOpZ IcE cReAm SwEeT DrEaMz Late Nights Balloon FiGhTzZ A NiCe BrOwN SuNtAn A GaMe PlAn FeEt In Da SaNd DrInK In My HaNd ...tHaNk GoD iTz.. SuMmEr

CuTe EnUf 2 MaKe U lOoK tWiCe, SwEeT eNuF bUt NoT 2 nIcE, a LiL cRaZy BuT nOt 2 WiLd, ThE kInDa GiRl ThAt WiLl MaKe U sMiLe.

--Lifes too Short-- kiss slowly . love deeply . forgive quickly

pInK tHoNg sExXe eYeS AlL u GoTa Do Is FaNtAcIzE

If i throw a stick, will you leave?

~Strangers are just friends waiting to happen~*

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!

You never lose by loving, you always lose by holding back.

Ashes 2 ashes, dust 2 dust, life is short, so party we must

hard work never killed any1 but y take n-e chances.

Don't be scared when a big old fat man comes in your room in the middle of the night, and throws u in a bag, i told Santa i wanted u for Christmas.*

I'm Blonde, what's Ur excuse?

I miss you a little, I guess you could say a little too much, a little too often and a little more each day

Love that we cannot have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest

It takes a lifetime to find someone but only a moment to fall in love with them

My heart aches completely, every hour, every day and only when I’m with you does the pain go away

Should I smile because we are friends or cry because that’s all we’ll ever be?

A teardrop is insignificant in a pool of water but it can touch the soul as it runs down someone’s face

A million words would not bring you back, I know because I’ve tried, neither would a million tear, I know because I’ve cried

The worst way to miss someone is to have them sitting next to you and you know that you can never have them

I’m jealous of every girl that has ever hugged you because for one moment they have my entire world in their arms

Sometimes I wonder if life is really worth it and then I look at your smile and know that it is

Letting go of that one person that made you smile is the hardest goodbye to say

I seem to have a problem, I think I’ve list my heart, I can’t find anywhere, it’s like I’m searching in the dark, I was beginning to panic, wondering what to do, but then I remembered I gave it to you.

I could fill a thousand pages telling you how I feel but still you would not understand, so I now I leave you without a sound except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.

Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everything’s okay, hold back the tears and just walk away

As I lay there in your arms I drew the letters “I love you” on your back thinking you weren’t paying attention, then you looked at me and said “I love you too”

It’s hard to wait around for something you know will never happen, but it’s harder to stop when you know it’s all you ever wanted.

Hug harder, laugh louder, smile bigger, love longer.

Letter start with ABC, numbers start with 123, songs start with do-re-mi, and love starts with you and me
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime.
When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person..
When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed.
They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support,
to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are.
They are there for the reason you need them to be.
Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time,
this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.
Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away.
Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.
What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done.
The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.

Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn.
They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh.
They may teach you something you have never done.
They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy.
Believe it, it is real. But only for a season.

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons,
things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation.
Your job is to accept the lesson,
love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life.
It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile