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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Monty Python. Nothing pretentious here. Just another guy with a couple of stories to tell. Accompany me on my descent into literary madness. I've removed my story, Harry Potter and the Original Rules, for now. I had too many vague ideas for it and not enough sense of direction. I may, at some point, rewrite it, but that's not in the cards right now. Don't be surprised to see story elements from it appear in my other fics! ~~~ I've finished exams, but still working on my dissertation. I'll update my main fic when I can. ~~~ | |||||
1. Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone » reviewsFollowing the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,443 - Reviews: 1186 - Updated: 2-17-12 - Published: 2-23-11 - Harry P.2. The Wand Shop Sketch reviews"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-18-11 - Ollivander - Complete3. Lessons With Hagrid reviews"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 187 - Published: 10-31-11 - Rubeus H. - Complete4. Take Care Of Yourself » reviewsWhen an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,167 - Reviews: 236 - Updated: 7-27-11 - Published: 3-15-11 - Harry P.
