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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Monty Python. Nothing pretentious here. Just another guy with a couple of stories to tell. Accompany me on my descent into literary madness. I've removed my story, Harry Potter and the Original Rules, for now. I had too many vague ideas for it and not enough sense of direction. I may, at some point, rewrite it, but that's not in the cards right now. Don't be surprised to see story elements from it appear in my other fics! 15 May, 2012 "Where is he? What's the problem?? Has he fallen off the face of the planet?! Did he ascend to a higher plane??!" I'm still here, guys. The story is this: I'm currently working something like a ninety-hour week for my Honours degree, and haven't had time for more than the most rudimentary of writing. To that end, I haven't updated, replied to reviews, or even looked at my PMs. The last day off I had was five weeks ago, when one of my friends organised something for me (and I even managed to get some work in that morning). Here is my personal promise to you: I will return to Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe not this month. But I will; it is far from abandoned. Thanks for your patience. | |||||
1. Raiders Of The Lost Horcrux reviewsRon might end up getting killed chasing after his damned 'fortune and glory'. But not today. * Just a somewhat silly oneshot. *Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-8-12 - Ron W. - Complete2. Mandragora reviewsConsider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 2-23-12 - Prof. Sprout - Complete3. Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone » reviewsFollowing the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 131,471 - Reviews: 1235 - Updated: 2-17-12 - Published: 2-23-11 - Harry P.4. The Wand Shop Sketch reviews"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 11-18-11 - Ollivander - Complete5. Lessons With Hagrid reviews"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 217 - Published: 10-31-11 - Rubeus H. - Complete6. Take Care Of Yourself » reviewsWhen an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,167 - Reviews: 249 - Updated: 7-27-11 - Published: 3-15-11 - Harry P.
