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since: 01-21-11, id: 2714050, Profile Updated: 03-29-12
country: UK
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, and Chronicles of Narnia.

Warning

by Jenny Joseph

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick flowers in other people's gardens
And learn to spit.

You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.

But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.

I've been told that I'm supposed to put a bit about me here, but there's not really much too say. I'm a Christian who adores reading, writing and music. My favourite books are Harry Potter and the Chronicles of Narnia but I read anything I can get my hands on - if you have any recomendations I'd be very very greatful!

That's about it; all that remains to be said is thank you to all of you have reviewed and a special thanks to incandescent dreams and An Artists Accountwho betas all of my stories! (If you ever get a spare moment you should definitely take a look!)

Spritesinger


1. Trouble With A Capital 'T' » reviews
Rumours of Fell Folk in the Western Wood cause Peter and Edmund to go and investigate. When they still aren't back a week later it's up to Lucy to save the day. A tale of little sisters coming into their own.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,900 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-1-13 - Published: 12-12-11 - Lucy Pevensie
2. Who Am I? » reviews
During his Seventh Year Neville Longbottom changed - a lot. A series of drabbles showing how he becomes his own person, not just who he was expected to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,588 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-1-13 - Published: 5-14-11 - Neville L.
3. Mischief Managed reviews
His father's office had always fascinated James, not the least because it was the office of the world-famous Head of the Auror Department, Harry Potter and therefore likely to contain several Top Secret and Highly Confidential documents. For example, that highly suspicious blank piece of parchment behind the desk...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-3-12 - Complete
4. Revenge reviews
The fact that it was the first day of the Christmas holidays did not mean that Fergus was safe. Oh no. For it ws time for the Plan to be put into action. Fergus was not safe at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-15-12 - Seamus F. - Complete
5. The Day The Fish Bowl Was Empty reviews
The 1st November was a beautiful day: You-Know-Who was dead and everything was right with the world. Francis, however, was gone and Horace Slughorn could only think of one reason why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-21-12 - Horace S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
6. Letters to Padfoot » reviews
After the battle at Hogwarts Harry moves back into Grimmauld Place for a short while. Whilst there he finds several letters which he reads.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-27-11 - Published: 3-5-11 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
7. Missing Memories
The chance to travel to America with her parents is something that she has always dreamed about, but vague, niggling feelings mean the journey did not go quite how she had expected it to.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Published: 12-2-11 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
8. Talking To Plants » reviews
As Hogwarts' new Herbology Teacher I thought I should investigate the theory that talking to plants makes them grow quicker. When I started I didn't know there would be so much to talk about: meeting old friends, general Hogwarts life, a plot or two...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-31-11 - Neville L. & Hannah A.
9. It Wasn't Meant To Be Like This! reviews
It might be 10 years before Neville Longbottom even set foot in his dingy classroom, but that didn't stop things going wrong for Snape - quite the opposite in fact!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-3-11 - Severus S. & N. Tonks - Complete
10. Thanks To Dobby reviews
Lost and scared, anything could have happened to Louis, but it didn't. Somebody was looking after him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-12-11 - Dobby & Louis W. - Complete
11. Second Chance reviews
The worst moment in Professor Snape's life was, unsurprisingly, as he lay dying on a cold, damp floor. Then he was given a second chance and what was his worst moment became his best.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-25-11 - Severus S. - Complete
12. No Weaknesses, Remember? reviews
The happiest time of Narcissa Malfoy's life was at the very begining, before everything started to go wrong and it was just her, Lucius, and baby Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-11 - Narcissa M. - Complete
13. Barriers Against Childish Dreams reviews
There's something about make-up that can make a person feel so very grown up, but for Susan there was more to it than that.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-21-11 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
14. It's A Start reviews
You can hear some funny things when you're up a tree.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-18-11 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
15. One Last Thing To Do reviews
It's the day before the Marauders leave Hogwarts for good, but there's just one last thing that Sirius needs to do. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-14-11 - Sirius B. & Remus L.
16. Contradictions » reviews
All families have their secrets but a muggle-born Slytherin? Surely not...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-8-11 - Published: 3-31-11 - OC & Blaise Z.
17. Dreams and Wishes reviews
Dreams and wishes, that's all he has left now. Dreams and wishes
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-17-11 - George W. - Complete
18. What Neville Had Forgotten reviews
When Neville first recieves his Remembrall it glows red. What was it and how does it affect his future flying lessons?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-2-11 - Neville L. - Complete
19. A New Book reviews
After talking to Harry, Luna has to complete a few jobs before the end of the summer term.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-26-11 - Luna L. - Complete
20. A Very Strange Morning reviews
Set in the Great Hall after the final battle. Harry realises that he owes his life to some people that he never thought he would.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-24-11 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete